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How do I make chicken breast not boring?

>> No.14789421
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14789421

>tfw no big (or small) tiddy gf to watch cooking shows with
:(

>> No.14789438

>>14789413
spices&breading
Cut it into cubes, bread nicely and add some hot pepper, garlic powder etc on. Or bash it with a that cooking hammer into 0,5 cm thin coutlet, bread it nicely and so on

>> No.14789445
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14789445

red lace

>> No.14789447

>>14789438
don't forgot to fry it before eating, too

>> No.14789451

>>14789447
>fry
enjoy your anal cancer lmao

>> No.14789452

>>14789413
poor thing, she'd be smoking hot if her breasts were normal size

>> No.14789464

>>14789451
Enjoy bland meals in the nursing home, grandpa

>> No.14789465

>>14789413
brehs

>> No.14789478

>>14789464
Enjoy my dick in you're mouth LMAO XD

>> No.14789578

>>14789452
Low test

>> No.14789581

>>14789578
>Low test
you're right actually. i got my results back a few months ago, and im going to a pcp soon. hopefully they'll put me on a shot or the cream. and then i'll be able to enjoy big tiddy

>> No.14789596

>>14789413
Golden magic of turmeric.

>> No.14789601

>>14789413
>How do I make chicken breast not boring?
I pressure cook frozen chicken breast in water and just eat it plain. it tastes fine plain. I eat meat occasionally for the nutrition, not for pleasure.

>> No.14789611

>>14789601
this nigga gay lmao

>> No.14789613

>>14789601

you sound like you put some other type of meat in your mouth for pleasure

>> No.14789614

>>14789413
butterfly the chicken, season to taste (today I did a little bbq rub with a bit of Goya Adobo Hot Pique Picante), preheat pan with your oil of preference to a medium-high heat, cook it till there is a nice sear on both sides, remove chicken from heat and let it rest for 10 mins or so

Keeps the chicken juicy, and there is more crunchy bits vs just huge bites of plain white meat, and you aren't covering the chicken in breading

>> No.14789618
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>>14789413
>tfw no big tiddy large eyed gf

>> No.14789631

>>14789413
Oil of dog

>> No.14789657

>>14789413
booba

>> No.14789663

When will it finally be my turn to have a big eyes big titty jewess gf???

>> No.14789666

>>14789663
>jewess
lolno

>> No.14789667

Either make chicken schnitzel, or chicken fried steak(with chicken instead or steak) or my favourite just roast a whole chicken, the breast alwas comes out more juicy, suculent and flavorful than pan fried

>> No.14789690

>>14789413
I have lost gallons of cum to this bitch,

>> No.14789713

>>14789690
You should smack her around until she learns to cook.

>> No.14789718
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>>14789413
This will perk up any boring ol chicken.

>> No.14789725

Marinate or brine. Also try making fried chicken cutlet.


mmmmmilkies

>> No.14789781

>>14789578
low standards

>> No.14789806

>>14789781
She has big milkers and isn't fat, how is that low standards?

>> No.14789815

>>14789806
>30 pounds of fat hanging off her chest
>not fat
pick one

>> No.14789816

>>14789413
marinades and/or sauces.

>> No.14789824

>>14789815
Again, low test

>> No.14789836

>>14789815
Literally a faggot

>> No.14789861

>>14789824
>>14789836
>as you can see by my low standards I am definitely NOT gay ok?
if you were really attracted to women you'd know what's attractive and what isn't

>> No.14789886

>>14789861
Ok sodomite

>> No.14789906

>>14789886
Dont be uptight, have some fun!

>> No.14789916

>>14789886
Who the hell has any fun when bible thumping hypocrites are telling people what to do?

>> No.14789960

>>14789815
.... you must be gay that is the only explanation. I get having preferences, and you clearly prefer having sex with men.

>> No.14789965

>>14789413
Sorry, what was the question again?

>> No.14789974

>>14789815
there's a difference between soft tender tit, and a fat blubber fat tit

>> No.14789976

>>14789960
My diagnosis is that you are a roastie with cancer bags sagging off the front of your body. My recommendation is less fast food and immediate breast reduction surgery.

>> No.14789984

>>14789960
He could also be a raging pedophile. Very likely some kind of kike either way

>> No.14790031

>>14789984
Imagine being so lazy that instead of going on a diet and exercising you trick yourself into thinking men who don't want you are homosexual pedophiles

>> No.14790035

>>14790031
I am a man. The same can't be said about sodomite kikes like you.

>> No.14790043
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>>14789815
>hhhaaaaaaaauuuugggggg it's just fat!

>> No.14790046

>>14790031
>>14789976
Mate if you are a fag it's ok. Just don't pretend to be something that you are not.
You trying to equate big tits with being fat is sad even for a cope.

>> No.14790051

>>14790035
and I'm the king of malaysia

>> No.14790055

>>14790051
You'd get executed immediately in Malaysia, they don't take kindly to degenerates there.

>> No.14790059

faggots

>> No.14790066

>>14790055
that only applies to opposition parties from the underclass. if you're royalty you can do anything you want

>> No.14790096
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>>14789596
How about golden rainbow unicorn farts?
Chicks always like that.

>> No.14790110

have some great suggestions but you just had to start this bullshit with a coomer pic, didn't you
nobody knows if you seriously want advice or if you just want an excuse to regurgitate some fucking titcow's pic we've all seen 100 times this week onto this board and slide a thread that was actually useful
fuck off

>> No.14790113

>>14790110
It is 4chan afterall yet could be worse it's not totse. &t

>> No.14790124

>>14789611
BASED EPIC LMAO

>> No.14790177
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>>14789413
With cheese

>> No.14790181

>>14789413
She's got crazy eyes

>> No.14790201

>>14790181
its because she has the crohn

>> No.14790364

>>14789413
Babish has a good recipe for them.

>> No.14790420

>>14789815
lmao @ the amount of coping and seething this post produced

>> No.14790512

>>14789413
K H A Z A R M I L K E R S

>> No.14790547

>>14789413
Honey, fish sauce, soy sauce, sesame seeds.

>> No.14790561

>>14789413
Make sure your chicken breast is even thickness by either beating it or cutting it in half. Use spices. Way more than you would think. Don't sprinkle them on. Coat the entire tit and cook on a high temperature so those spices change color and almost become a skin. Also pan sauces.

>> No.14790647

>>14789413
Put it on her tits

>> No.14790677

Curry chicken duh

>> No.14790684

>>14789413
Make sure it's a thick breast. Marinate with the juice of half a lemon, salt and bay leaf. Sautee on a hot skillet with a drizzle of olive oil. Let it stick a bit so it develops a nice crust and builds a nice fond underneath. Make a pan sauce with the fond, butter, and dijon mustard.

You're welcome.

>> No.14790688

>>14789815
Do you know how women are shaped?

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>>14789413
>>14789445
>red lace
>>14790177
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/09/ckoomer-xxv.html

>> No.14790807

>>14789413
Woah she has beautiful large eyes. I actually like the black coloration, it contrasts with her milky skin and also her milky milkers!

>> No.14790822

Chicken is easy mode, try making Turkey breast interesting

>> No.14790826
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>>14789413
Do chicken kiev

>> No.14790847

>>14790688
yes I've been with a fat woman to see what it was like. no thanks. I couldn't even get hard, it was bad.

>> No.14790888

its amazing in the sous vide

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>>14790775
>https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/09/ckoomer-xxv.html

>> No.14791021

brine and bread it

>> No.14791062
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If you find this one, it's worth a try.

>> No.14791156

https://twitter.com/ly_rone/status/1267411757527523328
The sauce is teriyaki. Enjoy.

>> No.14791166

>>14791156
To add to this. Since the chicken will be chopped until it's almost minced chicken it will be as soft as a tendy.

>> No.14791182

>1tbsp per breast of taco spice (homemade or the packets)
>1/3 cup of lemon, lime, and orange juice
>slow cook overnight
>put in burritos or bowls or taco, fajitas etc

>> No.14791208

ITT: people that can't fucking cook chicken.

>> No.14791210

i made pioneer womans white trash chicken cordon bleu last night, was pretty damn good.
cut little slits into chicken breast, slices of Canadian bacon in the slits, with swiss cheese. brush over with honey mustard. roast that bitch and serve

>> No.14791484

>>14789452
>”brown eyes”
no thanks, I’ll keep my line pure

>> No.14791500

>>14789413
What is photoshopping?

>> No.14791548

>>14791062
Where's that from some Hawaiian grocery store?

>> No.14791553

>>14791062
Beware of that Hawaiian stuff, they're known head hunters and cannibals.

>> No.14792270

>>14791548
It was a gift from a friend in Japan.
Mr. Konishiki is from Hawaii, so I'm sure they sell it in Hawaii as well.

Konishiki is a former Japanese sumo wrestler
Sumo wrestlers eat all the gorgeous food in Japan, so
I think he used that experience to devise it.

>>14791553
haha kowai tasukete baaka