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I am white and dislike mayonnaise greatly.

>> No.14799723

more mayo white boi

>> No.14799724

I am black and dislike watermelon greatly.

>> No.14799733

>>14799720
Fuck you nigger.

>> No.14799736

>>14799720
What brand do you buy, and how are you using it?

>> No.14799744

I am russian and hate caviar.

>> No.14799748

this
can't eat mayo unless it's homemade
storebought shit always tastes so disgusting

>> No.14799749

I don't dislike it but I do prefer ketchup

>> No.14799765

>>14799720
kill yourself weeb

>> No.14800053

Mexicans and filipinos guzzle mayo probably more than white people but will still use it as an insult against white people

>> No.14800118

>>14799720
Are you american? Do you not like homemade either? I have never tried American mayonaise but it seems like the perfect food that would get "americanized" and absolutely ruined beyond recognition.

>> No.14800322

I see it's lunchtime in the based department...

>> No.14800332

>>14800053
it's probably just because they like spicy foods like mayo more

>> No.14801639

>>14799720
just kill yourself.

>> No.14802237

>>14799720
Jews don't count as whites.

>> No.14802417

Why do white Americans put so much fucking lard on their food?

An acquaintance invited me to her house and her fat fuck parents made baked potatoes that were just potatoes cut in half and drenched in fucking butter, sour cream, and cheese. There was so much of it I couldn't taste the potato and it felt like there was a film in my mouth.

I told them politely it was a little bland and asked if I could look at their spices so I could add some flavor to mine and the mother said, "Gerald, could you get the pepper?" and the father got up and wheezed his way to the kitchen and back with an unopened shaker of McCormick ground black pepper from 2018.

>> No.14802419

>>14799720
youre not white

>> No.14802432

>>14802417
I hope you get raped

>> No.14802442
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I'm convinced 90% of people who say they don't like mayo actually just mean they don't like eating mayo by itself. Which is a fucking no shit statement. You don't just eat a fucking knob of butter, you use it with something else.

This whole mayo hate subculture was started thanks to subhumans pushing mayo as a sauce.

>> No.14802466

I'm half Lebanese and half Irish, I love mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is made of eggs, it's actually really good as a basis for sauces such as Ranch dressing and Big Mac sauce. But I put it on all sandwiches. It's also great with tuna and french fries. Chicken tacos.

>> No.14802481

>>14799720
I am black and don't care much for watermelon. You're not special.

>> No.14802492

>>14799720
Top 10 Countries By Per Capita Mayo Consumption
>1. Russia
>2. Lithuania
>3. Ukraine
>4. Belarus
>5. Belgium
>6. Estonia
>7. Latvia
>8. Chile
>9. Netherlands
>10. Poland

I'll leave it to the Redd/int/ faggots to argue about who's "white".

>> No.14802540

>>14802492
How is America and England not there?

>> No.14802567

>>14802540
Mexicans, blacks and pakistanis aren't known for their mayo consumption

>> No.14802578
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>>14802540
>>14802567
Chileans are eating around 2.28kg per capita, while the US only consume 1.9kg per capita (same as Canada), and the UK consumes around 1.6kg per capita.
Germans, strangely enough, only consume 1.0kg per capita. Which is strange, because I would have called pommes mit mayo Germany national dish behind doner kebab.

>> No.14802585

>>14802540
>America and England
>White
Pick one

>> No.14802600

>>14799720
There is nothing wrong with liking or not liking mayo, regardless of your ethnicity.

>> No.14802613

>>14799720
yeah, me too, because it's too spicy...

>> No.14802619

>>14802613
Lmao, epic twitter meme, bruh. Why can't I like and retweet this more than once?

>> No.14802626
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>>14802600
Everyone get a load of this guy

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>>14802626
>2012+8
>using kym filenames
Shiggydiggy.

>> No.14802655
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14802655

Mayonnaise?
More like GAYonnaise!

>> No.14802703

>>14799720
not that I hate it or anything, but whenever I would need mayonnaise for something, or I need it for some recipe, I just replace it with Remoulade.

works for everything, and tastes 10 Times better. (especially egg-salad or Sandwiches)

that's a fucking life hack, anyone else does this?

>> No.14802999

Mayo was invented by the Jews to get around kosher dietary restrictions against consuming dairy and meat trying to cheat God. Use butter where you would use mayo.

>> No.14803016

>>14802999
>source: my ass

>> No.14803045

>>14803016
Fuck off goldberg nobody's buying it

>> No.14803056

no dude , made by russian while the jews were fucking each other on the sand
same with all the rest of the shit jews lie about inventing

>> No.14803060

Mayo is alright in a meaty sandwich but you know what's even better? Aioli.

>> No.14803068

oldest empires of the planet vs some nigger sand kids fucking imbeciles rats.
jews are such a scum of the planet
tell me again about the holocoust you fucking kike

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>OMG SQUEEE THIS ANIME AVATAR REFLECTS HOW I FEEL!!!

>> No.14803085

>>14803072
Ok picrew tranny. Dilate.

>> No.14803095

>>14799720
That's because you're white. You ARE mayo. You dislike it because it's cannibalism.

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>>14803072

>> No.14803149

>>14802567
I worked in a grocery store in the hood when I was younger.
Black people were pretty much the only people I'd ever ring up who would be buying the huge, industrial size jars of mayo.
Figured it was for their homemade potato/macaroni salad for family gatherings/cookouts.
Everyone else (meaning, whites and beaners) bought mayo equally.
Beaners used EBT and WIC more than anyone else (yes, including blacks).

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>>14803072

>> No.14803875

>>14803149
Real 56% hours

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>>14799720
stop the self hate, Kayden

>> No.14803944

>>14799720
at least 20% of my brain is made up of mayonnaise just wanted to put this out there

>> No.14803956

>>14799720
Same here, my dear sweet loli

>> No.14804020

>>14802417
>A kind American family invites you to their home
>Cooks you a meal so you’ll be taken care of for the night
>you insult their cooking and gossip about them on an anime image board

Kill yourself ungrateful yuropoor.

>> No.14804303

>>14804020
Lol he probably didn't even get any pussy/man anus either. Total beta cuck.

>> No.14804479

I like mayonnaise enough that I could eat it just out of the jar, but it's pretty horrifically high in calories for a given volume. I've actually been considering trying out Miracle Whip.
It's crazy to me that I could make a sandwich where the damn condiments are more calories than the meat, cheese, or bread.

>> No.14804528

>>14802578
Yeah, but then again how often do you go out to get Pommes? The top countries from the list are there, because mayo is a staple in their home cooking. Chile I have no idea, the completos I had there were amazing, not for the mayo, but for their amazing, locally produced avocados.
US is not on there, simply because a lot of ranch recipes work without it.

>> No.14804631

>>14804528
I guess pommes mit mayo has that same meme factor as currywurst. It's ubiquitous, everyone's had it or heard of it, but is it actually that popular?

>> No.14805357
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Western mayo is too sour and often overpowering
Kewpie mayo is objectively superior, it's just MSG sauce which means it enhances the savory flavors of whatever it's added to

>> No.14805379

>>14799720
That's cool, I don't remember asking, though

>> No.14805645
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>>14799720
Niggas say they hate mayonnaise but love aioli

>> No.14805657

Does mayo expire? I have mayo that said it expired in June but it smells fine.

>> No.14805664

>>14802481

How the hell can you not like watermelon?

>> No.14805706

>>14802492
where is japan

>> No.14805738

>>14802442
I like mayo as a sauce

>> No.14805979

I am white and for me, it's the tangy zip of Miracle Whip

>> No.14806395

>>14805706
Below the UK with a mere 1.5kg per capita consumption. No amount of Hijikata memes could manage to put them anywhere near the top 10.

For reference, Russia has an unearthly 5.9kg per capita consumption of mayonnaise. Over three times that of Canada or the US, and nearly four times that of Japan.