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Tomorrow is the start of the Halloween season, so bonus points are awarded for fall and Halloween webms.

>> No.14823530
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>> No.14823532

How do you make webms? I try -an in ffmpeg but it always trows me "Bad video Stream. Only VP8 is supported"
I re-format it in VP8 but still get the same error

>> No.14823560
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>>14823532
I just use Webm for Retards.

>> No.14824091
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>> No.14824142

>>14823457
Disgusting. More cheese is not a substitute for lack of cooking skill. 1/5
>>14823532
Never been a fan of pigs in a blanket myself, but that looks pretty fun for kids. 4/5
>>14823560
Fairly impressive, but nothing too insane if you've been in a frat. 3/5
>>14824091
Obviously came up with the sculpture idea first and recipe second, and it doesn't even look that good. Mediocre art and mediocre cheese ball. 2/5

>> No.14824198

>>14823532
add a -c:v libvpx

>> No.14824277
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>> No.14824552

>>14823457
I wish nothing but the worst things for someone who would prepare this for other people

>> No.14825472

>>14823532
>>14823560
Any easy way to make webms for retards who don't use linux or ffmpeg? I can edit the mp4, can't find a way to compress it into a 3 MB webm.

>> No.14825562

>>14824277
I want him to try blending the sacred sonichu totem

>> No.14825784

>>14823457
Fuck off thats the buffalo chicken dip I make for tailgating. Without the faggy jack-o-lantern shit. Just dip corn or pita chips in it. Goes great with cold beer

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>>14825472

WebM for Retards

>> No.14827513
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>>14826964
thanks

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>>14827513

>> No.14827616

>>14825472
use linux

>> No.14827628

>>14827513
I bought a stovetop 4x4 takoyaki grill and I've been abusing it. Easy to make and you can put anything in them. Also impresses chicks.

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>>14827513
NP

>> No.14827643
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>>14827628
what's the mechanism that makes them start spinning?

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>>14827643

>> No.14827668

>>14827654
how can other countries even compete

>> No.14827673
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>>14827654

>> No.14827712

>>14827643
Do you mean at the end when they flip them with a stick? Traditionally, it was just a chopstick, but they make metal skewers you can use now. If you mean the ones that just start spinning on their own, there is no mechanism. If the pan is oiled properly, the excess batter is removed, and there's a heavy filling, then they'll sometimes do that on their own as they cook.

>> No.14827769

>>14827712
yeah i meant why do they start rolling on their own, it's cute.

>> No.14827896

>>14827654
>>14827673
I was just watching this guy, totally kino

>> No.14827929

>>14827673
is that a whole vanilla bean as garnish? What's the point?

>> No.14827938

>>14827929
lavishness?

>> No.14827959

>>14827643
Must be something on the underside that makes them roll. On traditional ones you just poke them with skewers and turn them 90 degrees at a time manually, tucking the excess into the ball until they're round and fully browned.

>> No.14828008

>>14827769
it's an automatic takoyaki maker, there is a small mecanism under each hole that makes the balls roll by themselves

>> No.14828270

>>14826537
>animal planet

>> No.14828309

>>14826537
Why don't they just bury the whole egg in the hot sand to cook it, then crack it open?

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>> No.14828737

I hate speed-up videos so much, holy shit

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>>14828737

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>> No.14828934

>>14824198
Thanks, it worked >>14828916

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>> No.14828941

>>14823457
>Spoopy

Are you 12?

>> No.14828957

>>14828309
they need the shell intact to store water

>> No.14829096

>>14823457
>green hands
Dropped

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>> No.14829250

>>14828702
I'm always disappointed that Lee doesn't show up when this gets posted... I hope he's okay.

>> No.14830642

>>14826537
I'm so fucking glad I'm not African holy shit.

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>> No.14830697

>>14830676
Fuck yes.

>> No.14831116

>>14824142
No one cares about your opinions, cunt

>> No.14831143

>>14828941
He's probably much older than you, is the impression I get from your response.

>> No.14831145

>>14825472
Some online converter

>> No.14831155

>>14826964
Oh god it is even more gross in reverse

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>> No.14832710

>>14828805
i fhoight water cutting jets were stronger than that, how did it take 16minutes to slice a pizza/thin cardboard

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>>14823457

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>> No.14833673

>>14823530
Nigga I only got 2 hands, howam I supposed to make this

>> No.14833894

>>14832710
its not about speed but rather precision with water jet cutters, the cutter is slow probably from having a lot of parts to make sure that it doesn't move a mm from where its supposed to be.

>> No.14833929

>>14833673
you get an adult to help you.

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>> No.14834706

>>14828936
If she's looking for frosting, that's the wrong kind of bread. No creamy coating or filling will come out of the actions she's taking. It is, after all, French bread, and thus considers what she's doing to be like saying hello.

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>> No.14835175

>>14834914
Sickening.

>> No.14835441

>>14827643
Fuck is this? Hunters chicken is chicken breast wrapped in bacon, covered in cheese and bbq sauce

>> No.14835465

>>14834914
Even medieval serfs had more dignity than this

>> No.14835491

>>14824142
Mass reply fags should kill themselves

>> No.14835518
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>>14830642
It's reallllyyyy unfortunate than the media portrays africans as people living in huts and eating thier shit from sand. These tribes are remote tribes than live hdden and isolated from everyone. It's like 0.0001% of africa.

It's funny how most people think I lived in a hut whereas my father's house is twice as big as the building you are renting in right now

>> No.14835535

>>14835518
Shut up Mtumbo

>> No.14835571

>>14835441
>Hunter's chicken is a chicken dish that is a part of French cuisine. The primary ingredients in hunter's chicken are sautéed chicken and a reduced chasseur sauce prepared using tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, white wine, brandy and tarragon.

>> No.14835578

>>14835571
>The British version of 'hunter's chicken' usually consist of chicken fillet wrapped in bacon, in a barbecue (or other tomato-based) sauce, often served with cheese on top, such as cheddar.

>> No.14835601

>>14835535
ok Jacob

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>> No.14835638

>>14835518
Can I have 10,000 dollars?

>> No.14835640

>>14835578
when most people say hunters chicken they're referring to the french dish you fucking british retard. he's a french chef, he's not going to butcher a 19th century dish with your lard ass artery blocking bacon cheddar cheese barbeque abortion recipe

>> No.14835646

>>14835640
>when most people say hunters chicken they're referring to the french dish
Not here

>> No.14835681

>>14835646
me and >>14827668 against you
2 against 1
looks like the majority of us refer to the french dish when talking about hunters chicken. maybe you should spend less time here and more time at the gym sweating off your 4000 calorie bbq chicken bacon sandwich. FATASS.

>> No.14835682

>>14835681
It's not a sandwich, it's an entree served with chips and lager

>> No.14835695

>>14835682
obese

>> No.14835776

>>14827929
that's likely just a "used" vanilla bean (with the seeds already scraped off and the pod used for infusion).
instead of throwing it away you use it as a decoration.

>> No.14835798

>>14829240
>ketchup and tabasco in a steak tartare

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>>14835535
Lol who hurt your feelings ?

>> No.14835953

>>14835905
Akon

>> No.14835962

>>14823560
my friends and I did this back in first year uni
better times

>> No.14836088

>>14835682
>entree
Just say main course, faggot.

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>> No.14837602

>>14832710
The maximum speed it can move is only so fast. It can cut much harder materials faster but something that spread apart has a minimum time close to 16 minutes. Theoretically, if you got a slab of topaz roughly that size and thickness you'd end up with a time a lot closer to 16 minutes.

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>> No.14837800

>>14825472
>who don't use linux or ffmpeg?
use macOS and ffmpeg then

>> No.14837805

>>14823560
swear to god i thought that was melted butter and i gagged

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>> No.14837842

>>14837768
What is this?

>> No.14837847

>>14837842
Nerve gas, very sad.

>> No.14837856

>>14828309
How else could they trick whitey into eating dirt because it's "cultural"

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>>14835578
nigger

>> No.14837939

>>14837768
>CONVULSAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>> No.14838478

>>14838371
???

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>>14838478

>> No.14838660

>>14837768
how do I masturbate and cum like this?

>> No.14838757
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>>14838660

>> No.14838797

>>14838371
>>14838488
Bros... these are some epic hacks...

>> No.14838887

>>14838757
what kind of a faggot webm is that
I barely noticed the hair of the girl in the front
whoever made this needs to go shoot themselves in the brain, 50% of it is their stupid "joke" when 100% of it should be titties

>> No.14839031

>>14834864
based gourmet bird sampling the dishes before deciding none are worthwhile

>> No.14839120

>>14838887
I'm gay and I noticed the color of hair in the back.

>> No.14839134

>>14834914
Meanwhile, there's some poor schmuck dying of COVID in a hospital bed back there behind them, futilely mashing the CALL NURSE button.

Wait...

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>> No.14840684

>>14839870
ah, a classic: the philly cheesesteak

>> No.14840995

>>14835607
Koreans are disgusting

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>> No.14841166

>>14823457
Who is this witch and why is she making delicious food

>> No.14841172
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>> No.14841204

>>14835518
post spear and war mask

>> No.14841245

>>14835607
Yo monkfish are great.
Heals 16 hp per fish, really good for bossing and slayer tasks

>> No.14841325

>>14841245
redit

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>> No.14841457

>>14828805
You can cut a pizza way faster than that with a pizza cutting knife so.....

>> No.14841465

>>14834063
>perfect burgers
>adds tomato

>> No.14841478

>>14834914
Do Americans really?

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>> No.14841592

>>14841531
haha look at him go!

>> No.14841650

>>14837856
If you believe this, you're retarded.

>> No.14842002

>>14825472
type in 4chan webm maker

>> No.14842005

>>14841457
Yeah but you can upload that to youtube to get clicks becuz lol so randum?

>> No.14842017

>>14835518
Then you're further from the average African than those bushmen

>> No.14842065

>>14838757
I think the hair was dark. I looked briefly at their faces

>> No.14842107

>>14841397
>cooking cheese with beer
is it a low bait meme or does it actually taste good

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>> No.14842163

>>14828936
Me as the bread.

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>> No.14842186

>>14842163
You look baked.

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>>14842107

>> No.14842319

>>14827603
Man nip food really is awful

>> No.14842374

>>14841371
What kind of cretin can't put their phone down for 5 minutes while they eat?

>> No.14842382

>>14842374
I would imagine the same kind of cretins that can't recognize satire.

>> No.14842849

>>14842168
That's probably the hand he wipes with.

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>> No.14842975

>>14842949
Is breast milk kosher?

>> No.14842978

>>14842975
Only if you don't mix it with meat.

>> No.14842981

>>14842958
I can never bring myself to dislike this woman or her efforts at cooking. You can see the mental illness that's gone undiagnosed for what's been multiple generations. If she likes her steaks hard and dry enough to kill a man good on her.

>> No.14843099

>>14842965
What the fuck is this real?????

>> No.14844338

>>14824277
Can they blend a blendtec blender?

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>>14840995
here is your korean delicacy bro

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>>14844547
Got one for you, anon

>> No.14844908

>>14838488
wow some twinkies covered in chocolate, I am really blown away.

>> No.14844945

>>14844547
is that a fish? I always wanted to try eating a living chopped octopus

>> No.14845287

>>14841397
the forbidden glizzy

>> No.14845371

>>14827631
Where would i go to buy caul fat?

>> No.14845390

>>14844945
You're a sad and pathetic person. If you're going to eat something kill it first.

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>> No.14845977

>>14842168
Ghee sloppa with some butter for garnish

>> No.14846009

>>14845850
All fat people eat like donald trump already. I don't know why at that cunt is acting like it's weird for her.

>> No.14846020

>>14823457
wow this looks fun

>> No.14846052
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>>14842319
yo wtf. that looks amazing.

>> No.14846065

>>14824091
That's worse than prison food

>> No.14846077

>>14833894
you can easy speed that up just use a G0

>> No.14846140

>>14835465
You don't exactly know that. They could've been forced to dance like monkeys too. We've yet to uncover any video recordings but I remain hopeful

>> No.14846145

>>14846140
at least they got to work in the great outdoors, not under fluorescent light all day in a sterile environment.

>> No.14846178

>>14823457
https://youtu.be/4YDfN30sD80

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>>14846065

>> No.14846200

>>14837344
Do Americans really...?

>> No.14846207

>>14842949
now there's my mommy

>> No.14846218

>>14846197

This webm made me more racist.

>> No.14846226

>>14846218
Same but against the Vietnamese for some reason. I think I already hit max racism with blacks and it went to the next group in the list.

>> No.14846858

>>14846226
Giga cringe, my man.

>> No.14847313

>>14846858
Yeah I should have a higher capacity for the hatred of blacks. You are right.

>> No.14847361

>>14842949
i fucked her

>> No.14847366

>>14842965
this hole... it was made for me!

>> No.14847587

>>14842186
underrated

>> No.14847611

>>14846140
based

>> No.14847637

>>14842975
ya but they can't drink from the source

>> No.14847981

>>14844611
guy has his stroke hand in the shot get it together jack jfc

>> No.14847983

>>14845850
who let the gorilla sit at the table

>> No.14848367

>>14838757
I noticed the pierced belly button and closed the video within 3 seconds.

>> No.14848371

you right

>> No.14848402

>>14827654
Bruno is such a sex machine. Hilarious how Babish tries to act manly and it's obviously fake. But Bruno? Ho ho ho. You'd better believe it, bad boy.

>> No.14848430

Does anyone have a webm of that restaurant where they like, break pots of food and stuff on the table of the guests and it's supposed to be artistic?

>> No.14850072

>>14835518
>whereas my father's house is twice as big as the building you are renting in right now

Blood money is lucrative, i hope you can post safely when you get stormed by machete wielding peasants

>> No.14850109

>>14842849
Bold of you to assume they wipe.

>> No.14850701

>>14827654
Based Bruno. Truly the real deal.

>> No.14850722

>>14827654
That was so fast and choppy it hurt my tummy, especially since I just ate a big apple.

>> No.14850733

>>14835798
That's how it's done in most French places

>> No.14850773

>>14827628
Can you make chicken nuggets in them?

>> No.14850779
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>>14842981
>You can see the mental illness that's gone undiagnosed for what's been multiple generations
Being Scottish?

>> No.14850785
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>> No.14850793
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>> No.14850803

>>14833673
>He doesn't have 4 arms
Never gonna make it

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>>14850779
It's not limited to the mind, seeing how Lee can't eat almost any food, nor is he willing to consume butter in any form.

>> No.14850840

>>14850834
what the fuck are those? doughnuts?

>> No.14850846
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>>14850840
Bagels.

>> No.14850864

>>14834357
Why do they look so dumb when they eat?

>> No.14850873

>>14837768
holy shit I've got to get a gaming chair

>> No.14850878

>>14835776
I usually put the pod in too when infusing

>> No.14850883
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>> No.14850907

>>14825472
Even retards can use Linux nowadays thanks to Ubuntu

>> No.14850927

>>14850785
>not buying Arla
What a loser

>> No.14850943

>>14846200
Richard Hammond is English.

>> No.14850962
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>>14830676

>> No.14850972

>>14850808
Ahh yes
Raw snake and chilli over scaly cold bass

>> No.14850997

>>14823532
ffmpeg -i niggervideo.mkv -ss 00:00:00 -to 00:00:00 -c:v libvpx -vf scale=-1:720 -crf 4 -qmin 0 -qmax 40 -an faggot.webm

>> No.14851017

>>14850972
chingchuma delicia!

>> No.14851047

>>14839120
>I'm gay
kys

>> No.14851592

>>14842165
>woman clearly doesn't want to be filmed
>films her anyway
clout chasers have a special circle in hell

>> No.14851622

>>14837768
>>14837842
prob an epileptic seizure
i had a coworker raise his right hand and turn like that in the same way
he'll be ok as long as he doesn't choke on his tongue :/

>> No.14851631

>>14834067
>man who doesn't drink makes an alcoholic beverage
what the fuck?

>> No.14851728

>>14850883

I always wondered why they bought a shitload of drinks instead of just 2 and get refills. Does white castle not do free refills? I've only been to one in Vegas at 3 am drunk as fuck and ate a crave case and had the craziest white castle whisky shits of my life the next day.

>> No.14851742
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>> No.14851750
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>> No.14851779
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>> No.14851781

>>14850785
buying pre cut mjolk is so much simpler

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>> No.14851901

>>14837344
I hope this is just Hammond ripping on May for his cooking vids and not something he was actually planning to eat.

>> No.14851928

>>14841531
Cute!

>> No.14852031

>>14842958
Why do the fries look so good?

>> No.14852138

>>14842173
>>14842168
>>14842165
Quite interesting how much more effort/labor the indian food requires compared to the other two.

>> No.14852195

>>14847983
go back please

>> No.14852215

>>14847366
my first thought too

>> No.14852279

>>14845850
the gorilla and the s*y

>> No.14852285

>>14823530
Cute

>> No.14852380

>>14845850
Which planet of the apes sequel is this??

>> No.14852400

>>14850808
Fish-bro hates asians.

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>>14848430
i know which one you're talking about but cant find it, enjoy this though

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>>14850883
>>14851728
horrible fucking movie

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>> No.14852526
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>> No.14852586

>>14851728
I always thought it was because they ordered a bunch of combo meals which came with drinks.

>> No.14852880

>>14852526
JUST WASH YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH AFTER YOU EAT

>> No.14852923

>>14850846
does she only buy 60/40 ground beef or something? it always looks like someone drained their sinuses on it

>> No.14852982

>>14852526
soulless vs soul

>> No.14853287

>>14852518
>>14852524
I'm gonna CCCOOOOOOOOOOMMM

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>>14852923
I'm not sure what exactly's the beef she's buying, but I suspect that's not the main source of the issue.

>> No.14853300

>>14823457
>Sharing facebook tier TASTY videos
Fucking hell, this place really is the bottom of the barrel. I'm so sorry you consider that cooking worthy of considering.

>> No.14853440

>>14827603
shitty and bukkaked Hamburg Steak.

>> No.14853546

>>14850779
confeet

>> No.14853709

>>14828702
Thank you

>> No.14853719

>>14853300
Nah most of this webm are just shitposting, you shouldn't take everything seriously on this website dude, it's not healthy

>> No.14853732

>>14827603
That pan is more crowded than a public school.

>> No.14853738

>>14846197
This is called a "swole" in prison. It's real

>> No.14853755

>>14853738
Disgusting anybody who cook/eats that even in shittiest prison shouldn't be set free

>> No.14853866

>>14847361
I'm so sorry

>> No.14853940

>>14853719
But that's the thing anon. I don't think it's shitposting anymore.

>> No.14853957

>>14850773
What the fuck, no you imbecile.

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>>14853940

>> No.14854182

>>14833662
These are all gay as fuck.

>> No.14854196

>>14833662
4.2% abv. Fuck, just put a Halloween straw in a beer and save all that time and money.

>> No.14854218

>>14837768
>gamer
>cant even look at flashing images without dying

It's a good career choice.

>> No.14854277

>>14853299
that's not meatloaf what the fuck
I mean you're uploading videos so you have internet, or at least your son understands how the internet works
I'd love to see her follow a recipe from some bog-standard cooking site

>> No.14854280

>>14851786
She's genuinely so cute though. Damn floor crisp girls will be the death of me.

>> No.14854294

>>14854277
There's a reason why she says MY WAY so much.

>> No.14854339

>>14825472
install gentoo

>> No.14854478

>>14848367
ok incel

>> No.14854562

>>14854053
>shirt says Slaver

>> No.14854851

>>14854053
Finally some reparations

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>> No.14854931

>>14823457
always fucking cheese with Tasty isnt it?!

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>>14854182

>> No.14854965

>>14850864
too much plastic surgery

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>>14852524
>>14852518

>> No.14854977
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>>14841592
>haha look at him go!

>> No.14854983

>>14837768
what fornite dance is this?

>> No.14855080

>>14824277
is there anything i can substitute hockey pucks with for this recipe? I currently don't live in Minnesota

>> No.14855134

>>14844547
eww gochujang

>> No.14855141

>>14854872
>2 burger pack
wtf why ?

>> No.14855191

>>14850793
I wish I had a bottomless stomach like her

>> No.14855256

>>14854872
Idk about this bros..

>> No.14855284

>>14853299
WHAT THE FUCK
Has she never had meatloaf?

>> No.14855344
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>>14853299
Who did it better?

>> No.14855347

>>14837768
guy playing video games while suffering from severe epilepsy. how stupid can you get.

>> No.14855362
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>> No.14855849

>>14841154
>low sodium soy sauce
>no salt in recipe
i think it needs some salt mate

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>>14855080
Tilapia.

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>> No.14857138

>>14835607
Is torturing the poor thing to death a part of the recipe?

>> No.14857415

>>14833894
Should really clamp that pizza down.

>> No.14857418

>>14832710
they are, but they usually also use abrasive particles and you do not want that in your pizza.

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>>14826537
niqqers are so fucking stupid I swear to god

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>> No.14857514

>>14837344
God damn, those Top Gear guys can make a watchable and funny show out of anything.

>> No.14857538

>>14838488
>>14838371
If my valentine is impressed by melting chocolate into strings and onto things, she's a god damn retard.

>> No.14857742

>>14851779
If there's one thing rural 3rd worlders like, it's ways to get fucked up.

>> No.14858121

>>14841371
No

>> No.14858303

>>14854931
It's the second easiest way to homogenize taste so you can't tell where you fucked up or that the recipe itself is actually garbage. Second behind extreme spiciness, obviously.

>> No.14859509

>>14844338
That is the question

>> No.14859519

>>14857432
I can't even compete with homemade gummy worms anymore. This is the only one my wife will eat.

>> No.14859525

>>14823457
do americans really?

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>>14828936
this makes me think of butter girl

>> No.14859549

>>14835518
in reality africans have floating holographic food and use space metal to create maglev trains and ray guns. it's all just hidden from the world trust me

>> No.14859555

>>14857138
the fear makes it taste more umami

>> No.14859575

>>14847366
drrrr

>> No.14859579

>>14845850
does he remove the buns from all of his sandwiches?

>> No.14859585

>>14855344
I hate meatloaf so much

>> No.14859588

>>14855362
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks in the park are free and you can take them home with you.

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14859714

>>14823457
>Halloween

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14859757

>>14850927
>not buying norrmejerier
ngmi

>> No.14859981

>>14829096
this man hates griggers

>> No.14859995

>>14847366
I was looking for this post

>> No.14860033

>>14847366
kek penis

>> No.14860037

>>14842965
what's on the other end?

>> No.14860162

>>14850808
Snake eaterrr

>> No.14860165

>>14842152
I use my mason jars for tupperware, but it's better to put the meal in already mixed up.

>> No.14860831

>>14850785
So this is the power of being Scandinavian

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