/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14866901]

you literally should never eat raw cookie dough

you are running a serious medical risk because you can contract the bacterium salmonella and it can enter your bloodstream and kill you, it's safer to just cook the dough and enjoy it with a nice glass of milk

[Anonymous No.14866909]

>>14866901
I skip the dough and just eat the raw eggs. Thanks for the tip though

[Anonymous No.14866913]

>>14866901
shut up fag i'll do what i want

[Anonymous No.14866915]

>>14866901
no need to worry about any of that wih vegan cookie dough

[Anonymous No.14866936]

>>14866901
What if I eat cookie dough for lunch everyday for a month?

[Anonymous No.14866940]

I hope you never order chicken in resturaunts if you're that worried about salmonella, anon

[Anonymous No.14866944]

>>14866901
>afraid of a little raw egg
grow a pair

[Anonymous No.14866946]

>>14866901
I prefer to inject the salmonella directly into my bloodstream actually but thanks for the tip

[Anonymous No.14866963]

>>14866913
>>14866944
ah there's that toxic masculinity from /pol/

[Anonymous No.14866971]

Is salmonella really that common in yankeeland?
Here in the civilized world it's extremely uncommon to the point that it appearing in local produce is headline worthy news.

[Anonymous No.14867323]

>>14866901
that's an american only problem

[Anonymous No.14867352]

>>14866909
its not the eggs, the flour is what makes you sick. Raw flour contains disease-causing germs, including E. coli, Salmonella and Listeria

[Anonymous No.14867360]

>>14866963
bruh...stfu

[Anonymous No.14867372]

>>14866901
There are recipes for edible cookie dough

[Anonymous No.14867374]

>>14866901
salmonella is only found on the shell, which is sterilized in the factory

[Anonymous No.14867400]

>>14866901
>enter bloodstream
Yeah, okay. Maybe just don't boof a log of Pillsbury with a preforated anus and you'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.14867475]

>>14867352
just dont use flour retard

[Anonymous No.14867486]

>>14866915
Yes if your a soulless husk of a human being, death would only be an improvement.

[Anonymous No.14867529]

>>14867475
>raw egg, sugar, creamed butter and chocolate chips.
interdresting

[Anonymous No.14867578]

eh, i think its a bit blown out of proportion (the risk)

[Anonymous No.14867599]

>>14866901
i wear my mask when i eat it so im safe

[Anonymous No.14867686]

>>14866901
i've eaten it all my life and never gotten sick

[Anonymous No.14867744]

>>14867360
Stop referring to them with gendered language.

[Anonymous No.14867767]

>>14866901
Sucks living in a shithole, my American friend

[Anonymous No.14867775]

Add alcohol, that should kill any bacteria.

[Anonymous No.14867779]

>>14867744
no faggot

[Anonymous No.14867785]

>>14866901
Can ≠ Could

[Anonymous No.14867886]

>>14866901
>not eating handfuls of dough as a kid and becoming immune to cookie-poisoning
I bet you nerds take antibiotics and wash your hands too. Fucking weaklings.

[Anonymous No.14867892]

>>14867886
Sauce

[Anonymous No.14867899]

>>14867892
That's just Gwenpool anon, ask /co/ about her sometime.

[Anonymous No.14867905]

>>14866901
What the fuck am I supposed to do, deny my Grandma when she offers me a spoonful?

[Anonymous No.14867920]

>>14867886
>>14867899
>he posts anime cartoons and calls others "weaklings"
kek

[Anonymous No.14867923]

>>14867744
If your not a "he" or a "she" your an "it".
And "it" is a term for things that can't be classified as people.

[Anonymous No.14867929]

>>14867920
>anime
Let's see how many you get with that

[Anonymous No.14867936]

>>14866901
I have been eating raw cookie dough and cake batter for about 52 years now, and have never once been sick in the slightest little bit.

[Anonymous No.14867943]

>>14866901
Life is to be enjoyed, not remembered

[Anonymous No.14867949]

>>14866901
>enter your bloodstream
You fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.14867995]

>>14867486
>carnist is a bloodthirsty sociopath
Imagine my shock.

[Anonymous No.14868023]

>>14867995
Human beings are social creatures, and the best and most successful way to correct threats to the groups well being is through their destruction. Vegans are a danger to the health and mental fortitude of the group, and as such it is right that they should be destroyed. The sociopathic angle is the the one that you and your fringe group are right in the face of evolution and society at large telling you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.14868028]

>>14866901
>t. american who refuses to wear a mask for covid

[Anonymous No.14868219]

>>14866901
You're just a sickly little faggot who ruins things because your mother should have smashed your head on rocks when you were shat out of her rancid cunt. Fucking die OP.

[Anonymous No.14868273]

>>14866901
I eat 1/4 of the dough every time I make it and the only time I got sick was storebought shit.

[Anonymous No.14868283]

>>14866901
Fuck off
/fit/ fucks eat raw eggs all the time and can bench your bitch ass. Youll be fine fuck stick

[Anonymous No.14868288]

>>14866936
Your a gross fat body that will die alone likely and it's highly doubtful you'll ever do anything but consume in your worthless shell of a life.

[Anonymous No.14868294]

my mom scared me into not eating cookie dough

[Anonymous No.14868298]

>>14866901
milk is poison faggot

[Anonymous No.14868303]

>>14866901
You should never leave your house, you risk being hit by a car and dying

[Anonymous No.14868305]

>>14868023
TL;DR

[Anonymous No.14868326]

>>14866901
The guy I get my eggs from cleans everything thoroughly and vaccinates his hens, the eggs are delicious and safe to eat raw because it's not walmart slop from a factory farm.

[Anonymous No.14868343]

i've been eating raw eggs in various forms since i was in fucking diapers and that's not gonna stop anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.14868351]

>>14866971
US has shit tier food quality controls. vegetables are constantly being recalled for e coli and salmonella

[Anonymous No.14868363]

>>14866971
seasonal migrant vegetable pickers tend to shit in the field rather than march 1/2 mile each way back and forth to a port-a-potty

[Anonymous No.14868367]

>>14866901
What kind of sweat shop ass eggs are you eating that have salmonella?

[Anonymous No.14868370]

>>14868351
>US has shit tier food quality controls
no it doesn't at all
>vegetables are constantly being recalled for e coli and salmonella
This is a sign of the system working, like fucking 2 people in the entire country getting sick sparks mass recalls and breaking news

[Anonymous No.14868374]

>>14866971
>Here in the civilized world it's extremely uncommon to the point that it appearing in local produce is headline worthy news.
this is literally what the US is like

[Anonymous No.14868394]

>>14868298
If your genes suck alot of ass maybe, its a protein rich warm drink from the family cow that provides fat for the kong winters if you got built right

[Anonymous No.14868397]

>>14868219
try harder

[Anonymous No.14868409]

>>14868343
>>14868326
>>14868283
>>14868367
>>14867374
>>14867372
just a reminder it's not the eggs that make you sick, it's the flour >>14867352

[Anonymous No.14868422]

>>14868409
Not worried.

[Anonymous No.14868423]

>>14868409
I skip the eggs and just eat the raw flour. Thanks for the tip though

[Anonymous No.14868428]

>>14868409
I'm eating some raw flour right now.

[Anonymous No.14868431]

>>14867936
>52 years
exaggeration?

[Anonymous No.14868436]

>>14868423
I always eat a couple of egg noodles raw when I roll out and cut a batch. Am I going to double die?

[Anonymous No.14868472]

>>14868436
yes, likely. They'll revive you once, then the raw egg will kick in and kill you again unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.14868481]

>>14866901

[Anonymous No.14868484]

>>14868431
not at all, I remember getting to lick the cake batter off mixer blades when I was about 2.

[Anonymous No.14868495]

>>14866901
>He doesn't know how to make cookie dough without eggs

[Anonymous No.14868528]

>>14866915
Let’s look at the most recent salmonella outbreaks according to the CDC:
>wood ear mushrooms
>peaches
>onions
>cut fruit
>papayas
>Kawaran brand tahini
>pre cut melon
Oh yeah bro vegans are safe

[Anonymous No.14868532]

>>14868436
nah, eggs are like 1 in 100,000 chance of mild food poisoning

[Anonymous No.14868541]

>>14868528
Humus has a disproportionate amount of recalls

[Anonymous No.14868542]

>>14866901
try to stop me, retard

[Anonymous No.14868556]

>>14868532
People associate eggs with food poisoning because of mayonnaise. Mayo on it’s own is very stable and hard for bacteria to grow but once it’s mixed into other things and put out on a party platter and eaten 5 hours later after sitting out it can cause food poisoning easily

[Anonymous No.14868570]

>>14868528
wait does chicken not count?

[Anonymous No.14868680]

>>14866901
an entire large roll of chocolate chip cookie dough was the first thing I bought and started eating when I first started browsing /fit/ and bulked my way into the healthiest cut of my entire life. I'm 6'2" and capped 245 by the end of my bulk and within one season, from the start of all to the end of winter, I was wearing small slim v-necks shirts and got my mile run down to 6:30.

raw cookie dough is the key you fucking no gains faggot.

[Anonymous No.14868711]

>>14867892
it's diaper porn, don't bother with it.

[Anonymous No.14868834]

>>14868495
can't tell if you're a brainlet or if this is just bait

[Anonymous No.14868862]

>>14868219
people like you should literally be reported to the FBI...seek help

[Anonymous No.14868919]

>>14866915
Yeah, 'cos no bugger'll eat it! - https://instantrimshot.com/

[Anonymous No.14869050]

>>14866901
The incidence of salmonella is pretty low.
Your suggestion is like saying you should never ever go fishing, because if he wind blows, the fish hook could blow in your mouth and you could accidentally swallow it and have to have surgery and the surgeon might trip and then accidentally slice your liver while a meteorite knocks the electricity out and ninjas attack the hospital.
You shouldn't eat the cookie dough, because it's full of carbs, and if you eat it, you'll be a fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.14869053]

>>14867744
Gendered language and binary gender has served us well for thousands of years.
I don't care if someone wants to slice up their own junk, but
I don't have to validate their choice.

[Anonymous No.14869055]

>>14866901
You’re more likely to get E Coli from the raw flower

[Anonymous No.14869058]

>>14868570
>>>14868528
>wait does chicken not count?
Chickens aren't smart enough to count. And they are busy crossing the road.

[Anonymous No.14869063]

>>14866963
>masculinity
>toxic
Fag

[Anonymous No.14870044]

>>14868409
Im sorry anon but i got to inform you that you seem to be severly retarded :(

[Anonymous No.14870057]

imagine how many lives have been lost trying to get the flavor profiling for edible cookie dough

[Anonymous No.14870069]

>>14866901
just cook the flour beforehand dummy

[Anonymous No.14870124]

>>14866901
Why not? Raw eggs are perfectly safe in developed countries. The only exception to my mind is the USA, but you've probably got much bigger problems if you're actually from there.

[Anonymous No.14870170]

>>14869063
You can love cock and be masculine, you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.14870181]

>>14866913
I would so suck your massive cock right now you macho alpha bastard

[Anonymous No.14870183]

>>14866901
I already use raw eggs as ingredients because the risk for salmonella is minimal even with mass produced eggs and I source mine from a local farm which is clear of it.

[Anonymous No.14870201]

>>14867352
You sound like my mom. Mom?

[Anonymous No.14870243]

My mother used to make cookies nearly constantly. Any event where people could conceivably enjoy baked goods, she'd bake at least a double batch of cookies.
And every time she'd let me lick clean the spoons. Never got sick from it, not once.
Later in life I lived in Japan, and had sukiyaki many times, dipping hotpot into raw egg. Never got sick from that either.

[Anonymous No.14870256]

>>14870243
>Japan
that's why. they have actual food safety laws there

[Anonymous No.14870261]

>>14866901
>someone just watched that chubbymu video

OP you are wols

[Anonymous No.14870344]

>>14870170
You're a disappointment to everyone around you.

[Anonymous No.14870427]

>>14868409
Raw flour tastes like shit anyway. You can get the texture you want from raw cookie dough even if you toast the flour a bit first, it'll pretty much be safe to eat and taste even better. People only tolerate raw cookie dough because of the massive amount of sugar but I hate it because of the taste of raw flour.

[Anonymous No.14870438]

>>14866936
a retard shitposted on the low iq board, this is what happend to his (you)'s
>"OP" a sexually inactive 29 year old presented to the ER with thick glasses and a peculiar shitpost.
>doctors assumed he was either low iq or poor quality bait
>they administered a request of him to 'stfu' via iv, unbeknown to them this was the first (you)
>this quickly multiplied due to videtur coetus
>coetus meaning group
>videtur meaning of thought, or 'group think'
>endless replies came flooding in, bumping the thread and in turn accelerating the number of drones quoting and responding
>"what a cesspool of morons" doctors think
>they're not wrong, over 30 (you)'s and counting
>some think they're in on the joke, some take offense and respond with insults, all as stupid as the next.
>OP now enbiggened by his (you) count was spurred on to post more of the same inane shit, usually copy pasting his post once a week.
This case was originally presented every 20 minutes on /ck/ where retards constantly reply to shitpost, thank you to my friends in the jannie department for allowing this low level post to become standard.

[Anonymous No.14870443]

i wish we never developed germ theory
some people just need to die

[Anonymous No.14870586]

>>14866901
>dying from salmonella
USA's health system is so fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14870623]

>>14870586
its not that they dont have the capability to sure it, you just have to pay them whatever they want you to

[Anonymous No.14870628]

>>14870623
cure*

[Anonymous No.14870636]

>>14866901
I always lick up the leftover batter
Imagine the cuck who actually lets it go to waste because of "muh salmonella"

[Anonymous No.14870688]

>>14870623
Like the other anon said, pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14870780]

>>14870256

[Anonymous No.14870845]

wasn't there a bit in Peter Pan with an attempted assassination via a cake with uncooked dough?

[Anonymous No.14870877]

>>14866901 (OP)

Pussy

[Anonymous No.14870894]

>>14866901
You mean this? https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2019/flour-05-19/index.html
Don't be a retard. Not all flour contains that shit. It's just some manufacturer who fucked it up big time.

[Anonymous No.14870932]

>>14866915
It’s the raw flour that carries the bacteria, not the eggs. You’re still vulnerable brah

[OP No.14870937]

>>14870586
obsessed....im not even American

[Anonymous No.14870953]

>>14868528
What the fuck do you Americans do with your food? Are you trying to infect yourself?

[Anonymous No.14870966]

>>14868528
>wood ear mushrooms
those are (were?) called Jew's Ear Mushrooms.

Why dont you americans use the proper name?

[Anonymous No.14871000]

>>14870966
Names change.

[Anonymous No.14871029]

>>14870966
>those are (were?) called Jew's Ear Mushrooms.
Wrong, they are called Judas's ear mushrooms but Judas was mistranslated into english as Jew

[Anonymous No.14871035]

>>14866901
>He fears the raw egg

[Anonymous No.14871060]

Unrelated question, I'm making chocolate shortbread cookies and I want to know what's the best way to add chocolate.
>Add cocoa powder to dry ingredients
>Melt chocolate and add to wet ingredients
>Both
I want to make them extra chocolaty.

[Anonymous No.14871100]

>>14871060
can't you just find a chocolate shortbread cookie recipe?

[Anonymous No.14871997]

>>14866901
good, thanks for a suicide option that's tasty .

[Anonymous No.14872503]

>>14870427
yea toasting the flour is a good idea

[Anonymous No.14872518]

>>14870438
worthy kek

[Anonymous No.14872525]

>>14870586
maybe we just want them to die. Did you ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.14872536]

>>14870953
>Are you trying to infect yourself?
how else do you become a Super American

[Anonymous No.14872577]

bla bla bla shut the fuck up who cares faggot

[Anonymous No.14872803]

>>14867352
>the flour is what makes you sick.
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.14872912]

>>14872803
we probably buy our wheat from the EU since you're the largest producer in the world

[Anonymous No.14872947]

>>14866901
you shouldn't just eat it raw but definitely have a taste to make sure you've seasoned it properly. you do it with mince too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAyIpid-BA&t=303s

[Anonymous No.14872953]

>>14868409
why would they put this on the bag then?

[Anonymous No.14873042]

lemme kno if it is OK to eat ass

[Anonymous No.14873151]

>>14872953
to back up exactly what i said. Did you misinterpret what i wrote?
Also i would love to have that bag in front of me, be making all kinds of bread

[Anonymous No.14873174]

Salmonella isn't a serious medical risk for an adult in a country with modern medicine and a healthy immune system

You will have a bad time shitting from your doodoo ass

[Anonymous No.14873198]

>>14873151
no I just replied to the wrong post. I've got a bag I could mail you but I already ate all of the raw flour. they changed the logo and removed the knight to be more inclusive so this is a collectors item. get it while it's hot

[Anonymous No.14873204]

>>14873174
So that's a no go on eating cookie dough for US residents.

[Anonymous No.14873212]

>>14873204
it's also known to cause cancer in the state of california

[Anonymous No.14873228]

>>14873198
>they changed the logo and removed the knight
i think the 5lbs bag still has it

[Anonymous No.14873254]

>>14866913
Holy basado

[Anonymous No.14873256]

>>14873228
maybe for a little while but it's definitely going away. they also changed the name to the king arthur baking company, so if it says king arthur flour on the bag it's probably old product

[Anonymous No.14873286]

>>14873228
here's the page on the announcement
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/wheat-crown

here's the blog post where the guy has to give you his entire life story and bring up LGBTQ stuff for political posturing brownie points and explain 'how to be an ally'
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2020/06/29/baking-taught-me-about-being-an-ally

[Anonymous No.14873288]

>>14873228
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.14873298]

>>14873288
>>14873286
haha wtf

[Anonymous No.14873312]

>>14873298
As clownish as it might be, I think companies that produce bulk goods ought to change their branding every few years so you can easily identify dated products.

[Anonymous No.14873319]

>>14873312
why do you need to identify dated products? aside from hot food at a restaurant, I don't think I've ever bought food that didn't have a date on it

[Anonymous No.14873344]

>>14873286
>Finding identity at the risk of sounding cliché, I’m confident that I knew Jack was queer from the day he was born. There was something special, loving, caring, creative, and gentle about my son that only became more evident as he grew.
>A friend of mine had sons that were born around the same time as Jack, and as young children, I remember seeing a certain masculine energy in those kids that Jack didn’t really exude.
>I was lucky enough to be raised by two open-minded people in a radically inclusive household. My father refused to attend a local club that at one time banned people of color and Jewish people. Meanwhile, my mother led a life filled with music, constantly welcoming local musicians and artists into our home.

I never thought a flour company could reach stratospheric levels of cringe.

[Anonymous No.14873350]

>>14873312
for that reason it sounds like a good idea, but don't change it so much its not recognizable

[Anonymous No.14873823]

Do americans really have the poor of a gut biome that eating raw cookie dough will hospitalize them

[Anonymous No.14873875]

No, people should be allowed to eat as much cookie dough as they want. That way they can naturally filter themselves out of life.

[Anonymous No.14873877]

>>14873823
Holy fuck, seriously. im american and everyone sayus "NOO DONT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH IT GIVE SALMONELLA" yet we continue to make cookie dough ice cream and ive eaten raw cookie dough with no issues.

[Anonymous No.14873981]

>>14873877
>yet we continue to make cookie dough ice cream
you can't be that dumb, they use processed ingredients like pasteurized egg and baked flour also most of it really is some chemical concoction

[Anonymous No.14875548]

>>14866901
>get to eat cookie dough and potentially die soon
where do I sign

[Anonymous No.14875553]

>>14867352
Damn, so all the packaged flour in the store is SICK WITH SAMONELLA?!?!

YIKED AND OOFED!

[Anonymous No.14875562]

>>14866901
>you literally should never eat raw cookie dough
This is true.
-raw egg
-raw flour
And, if not homemade, it's been in a plastic tube where whatever bacteria that was there is for weeks just blooming to an even higher level.

There (is/was) a place in Manhattan that sold cookie dough that was made from pasteurized eggs and heated flour that already cooked out any germs. I have also seen tubs of edible cookie dough at the grocery, I guess just for people who dollop it into their homemade ice cream, dunno maybe they eat it by the spoonful and are pregnant or other health reasons not to take risk.

I don't know about salmonella IN THE BLOODSTREAM, op and death from that, but 1) you certainly want to avoid hospitals during covid and 2) I think the risk is the high fever, diarrhea and nausea and just how quick it becomes critical for some people many, where they do require electrolyte iv fluids, antibiotics, hydration. I do know people who have gotten sick from it, and it's a pretty violently ill type of food poisoning. When your stomach acids hits it, the toxins excreted make you so very ill.

[Anonymous No.14875568]

>>14875562
lol what kind of dumbass puts flowers in cookies? that would taste like shit

[Anonymous No.14875778]

>>14870243
Were her cookies any good?

Give recipe

[Anonymous No.14875793]

>>14875562
Writing many words does not make you right.

There is nothing wrong with eating raw cookie dough or eggs. Stop being such a fucking pussy.

[Anonymous No.14875809]

>your dumbass mom who got a journalism degree in college
>"raw cookie dough has EGG and you will get SALMONELLA and DIIIIIIIIE!"

>meanwhile in Japan
>hey bro, cool okonomiyaki let me just crack an entire raw egg on top of it!
>hey onii-san, that's not how you eat shabu-shabu you gotta take the cooked meat and dip it in this raw egg like its ketchup but it isn't ketchup its raw egg! Mmmmmmmm! so good!
>hey white boy, watch me crack a raw egg over this bowl of plain white rice its so fucking delicious hahahaha I eat it every fucking day
>it must be difficult eating all this strange Japanese food lets just get a nice western steak WITH A FUCKING RAW EGG ON IT PSYKE!!!

[Anonymous No.14876007]

>>14872912
It's your regulations fault
Here when we have to export foods we can get away with so much shit than we we'll be arrested if sold here

[Anonymous No.14876083]

>>14870438
this post deserves more attention and needs to be upvoted to the top

[Anonymous No.14876315]

>>14866963
>thinking that's a real thing

Good bait tho

[Anonymous No.14876327]

>>14866971
The US doesn't vaccinate their eggs
They just bleach the eggs white to get all the dirt and crap off it.

Mostly everywhere else does the opposite
Vaccinate the chickens and mildy wash the eggs.

That's why Americans have to fridge their eggs to slow the growth of salmonella and they really shouldn't eat them raw.

[Anonymous No.14876784]

>>14875568
nu-uh, it will taste floral

[Anonymous No.14876796]

>>14876007
maybe we don't give a fuck because we don't eat raw flour like you tards

[Anonymous No.14876798]

>>14867529
this is literally ice cream.

[Anonymous No.14876813]

>>14876796
Cope harder.
Your food regulation is 3d world tier because your country doesn't care about you

[Anonymous No.14877110]

>>14866901

But weight about weight liftfags. They swallow raw yolks all day.

[Anonymous No.14877931]

>>14867949
What life choices do you have to make to become this.

[Anonymous No.14878204]

Salmonella is a 3rd worlder issue only

[Anonymous No.14878388]

>>14867949

dang, he looks really smart

[Anonymous No.14878705]

>>14871060
Both. Melt the chocolate after the cookies are baked, dip them in the chocolate and leave them to cool in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14879604]

I used to say fuck it to food safety and eat raw cookie dough but then a close friend of mine nearly died after getting salmonella. Not enough people realize how life-threatening it can be, even for young and healthy people and if you manage to catch something else at the same time, you're basically done for.

Now I never eat raw dough or lick the beaters, I'm more diligent about wiping down surfaces with bleach solution and I don't fuck around with cross-contamination. I've always been diligent but watching someone I cared about suffer through almost 2 weeks of projectile vomits and liquid shits put the fear of god in me.

[Anonymous No.14880394]

>>14866901
what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.14880489]

>>14867352
this is why you cook the flour in the oven, most edible cookie dough recipes use cooked flour

[Anonymous No.14880590]

>>14866901
ok faggot

[Anonymous No.14880608]

lol, fuck off. What are you, my mother?

[Anonymous No.14880613]

>>14866901

[Anonymous No.14880767]

>>14866936
If you'd have watched his videos you'd know that ever doing anything causes your brain to swell up and give you seizures

[Anonymous No.14880776]

>>14868484
when I was a kid my mom would always be really deliberate in telling me not to turn on the mixer while licking it and she was so serious about it I thought for sure it would be what killed me

[Anonymous No.14880777]

>>14866901
Precook flour, and pasteurize your eggs before mixing up your cookie dough. Now you can eat as much of it raw as you want.

[Anonymous No.14881731]

>>14870438
Underated post

[Anonymous No.14882124]

>>14866963
GO BACK

[Anonymous No.14882929]

>>14866901
if your organism can't deal with salmonella, you deserve to be dead

[Anonymous No.14882936]

>>14868528
we're talking about cookie dough though.

[Anonymous No.14882973]

>>14875562
Safe cookie dough costs 7-10$
Unsafe cookie dough costs 1.50$
Guess which one I'm buying