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ITT: Things Americans don't do, but really should because it's up their alley.

>> No.14883821
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14883821

take the Canadian sloppa pill

>> No.14883829

Pizza Pizza in Canada has or had a similar product which was a big box divided into quarters which you could fill with four different finger foods such as wings, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, etc. I used to get it all the time when I lived in Canada. Unfortunately that is as close as I've ever come to finding a munchie box in North America.

>> No.14883867

>>14883817
>no mars bar
how are you going to digest all those chips without a proper dessert lad?

>> No.14883894

tea

>> No.14883924
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>>14883894
We have tea already

>> No.14883946

>>14883817
You think burgers don’t eat a bunch of fried food, drink sugar water, then shit diarrhea?

>> No.14883956

>>14883894
I drink tea constantly. Love the stuff

>> No.14883959

>>14883817
American here. We would never stoop to that level. And we don't eat food that pakis prepare.

>> No.14883967

So what does that irn bru taste like
Always wondered

>> No.14883969

>>14883946
In this case THEY DON'T which boggles the mind and is why I made this thread

>> No.14883972
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>>14883924
>>14883956
meant to say yeah, but try swedish food, this is called "skomakarlåda"

>> No.14884000

>>14883817
what does irn bru taste like?

>> No.14884007

>>14883967
Paki cum

>> No.14884008

>>14884000
It's bubblegum flavour.

>> No.14884013

>>14884008
Based sounds like inca cola

>> No.14884019
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>>14883817
>they tried munchy boxes in australia
>melbourne soyboy hipsters complained it wasnt healthy enough cuz it wasnt a quinoa & kale salad with aioli
>mfw everywhere stopped serving munchy boxes cuz of those limp-wristed fucking southerners

>> No.14884020

>>14883969
We consider fried food to be unhealthy and wouldn't gorge ourselves on 2500 calories worth of oil and carbohydrates. Now, a burger.. that's a meal.

>> No.14884021

>>14884007
Kek no really though

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This place has them actually and it is in the US, but there’s not a ton of them and they’re scattered around. Pretty good though, look em up.

>> No.14884041

>>14884019
Carl’s Jr. (or hardees) kinda tried to make a “box meal” but it was just a single serving and they gave up presumably because it wasn’t profitable at all. It was like 7$ for a triple cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich, fries, a cookie, and a drink. There were also other options for less money.

>> No.14884044

>>14884032
That looks like dog shit. I'm not surprised that an LA faggot thinks dog shit is good.

>> No.14884048

>>14883817
Do yall eat this by yourselves or only with a group after getting hammered?

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>>14883817
stupid white nigger

>> No.14884054

>>14883972
>swedes think steak and potatoes with gravy is a national cuisine
this is nearly as bad as brits thinking two slices of white bread is a sandwich

>> No.14884056

>>14884048
It's their version of McDonald's.

>> No.14884060

>>14884056
I mean ill occasionally go to McDonald's and get nuggets and an iced tea but I rarely get a full meal. What sort of place sells these boxes? Are they chains?

>> No.14884065
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Americans would love patatas bravas

>> No.14884081

>>14884060
Paki takeaways sell them dirt cheap. It's why everyone in britbong is a lard ass now. Real food is too expensive there, and nobody knows how to / has enough room in their cuck shed flat to cook.

>> No.14884084

>>14884081
Are yall fatter than us yet? I live in the southern US and I find it hard to believe you got us beat yet.

>> No.14884088

>>14884065
That's just ranch style hash browns. We serve them with ketchup as a side with breakfast.

>> No.14884094
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>>14884054
you should try pig blood
we also have liver paste, its really good for your health, i dont know americans dont eat organs

>> No.14884095

>>14884084
I live in Colorado bro. Never been to UK

>> No.14884099

>>14884094
Poor people eat organ meat. And we get enough of it in our hot dogs.

>> No.14884101

>>14884088
Nah its different. They normally deep fry the potatoes and its served drizzled with garlic aoili and a spicy tomato sauce

>> No.14884122

>>14884101
Hash browns can be deep fried depending on what restaurant you go to. Its not that different except for the sauces.

>> No.14884130

>>14884099
suit yourself, you probably think italian food is all pasta

>> No.14884159

>>14884130
I don't. Unlike europoors, I can actually afford to eat like a king. Choice new York strip and ribeye beef steaks are 5 dollars a pound here. Absolutely no reason to choke down organs.

>> No.14884165

>>14884065

Spanish restaurants are fairly common on the East Coast. I'm in a town of like 35,000 and we have one.

>> No.14884212

>>14884159
https://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/beef-products/3469/2
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-liver-is-a-superfood

>> No.14884271

>>14883924
>*smacks lips*

>> No.14884315

>>14883967
Girders

>> No.14884401

>>14884041
That sounds like a good deal to me

>> No.14884412

>>14883817
looks like colon cancer.

>> No.14884444

>>14883817
Can you people not even fry food correctly? Christ. Everything in that box is undercooked. If you're going to have shitty food, it should at least be cooked correctly.

>> No.14884457

>>14884099
you see a lot of offal in high end restaurants. poor people eat fast food.

>> No.14884529

>>14883821
Almost as common as Buffalo wings in NY.

>> No.14884563

>>14883817
The munchies box is basically the same as the 'appetizer sampler platter' many American bars and restaurants offer. It's just not usually a togo item from a corner shop.

>> No.14884573

>YWN have an HSP from an aussie kebab shop again

IT HURTS

also, what does IRN BRU taste like? i'm going to the UK soon and want to try it

>> No.14884660

>>14884271
>*smacks cock*

>> No.14884716

>>14884094
>americans dont eat organs
We actually eat a lot of organs, though it's highly region and culture specific.

>> No.14885085

>>14883967
Technically quinine but it's pretty unique in that no other fizzy drink tastes like it (I'm not counting knock off brands that try to imitate Irn Bru's flavour).

>> No.14885404

>>14883817
Are munchie boxes supposed to be shared or for one person?

>> No.14885405

>>14884052
(((Freeman))) oy vey

>> No.14885425

>>14884065
Most cities and smaller towns have at least one tapas place that serves these. It's great, but I don't see why we would have it commonly. Something like tator tots or fries with bacon and cheese on them would be easier and more generally ordered.

>> No.14885448

>>14883967
Like faygo rock & rye

>> No.14885461

>>14883867
Mars bars suck. Twix uber alles.

>> No.14885475

>>14884019
What do you mean? Every fish and chip shop has this in some form and it's always just crispified oil. Even spudbar is more appealing and that's literally just a potato and 50 cents of topping.

>> No.14885505

>>14884573
Never understood the love for HSPs, it's dogfood quality meat that makes you feel like shit afterwards, covered in watered down sauce that turns the chips soggy instantly.
Doner mixed grill is the better option. Higher quality meat, everything seperated and you get bread and salad.
Not much more expensive either.

>> No.14885506

I honestly believe munchie boxes look like they are filled with sub par items and don't look appetizing at all.

>> No.14885736

>>14883972
If a horse could throw up that's what would come out.

>> No.14885746

>>14883821
people do this in nj
it's just as awful there as in mapleland

>> No.14885763

>>14883959
pls

>> No.14885781
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>>14884032
>burgoyim

>> No.14885868 [DELETED] 

>>14884052
Your problem are the jews, my American friends..

>> No.14885902
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>> No.14885909

>>14885404
it's a single serving for 1 person

>> No.14885923

>>14883817
each of those items is the most mediocre version they could be. that food looks so unappetizing. I would only easy some if I were pretty drunk. I would rather eat food that has been sitting under the lamp at the walmart deli all day

>> No.14885929

>>14884159
>when a tastelet thinks he has good taste

>> No.14885931

>>14885902
This is not anywhere close to the same stop bringing it up autist

>> No.14886522

>>14883817
IRNBRU tastes like cancer

>> No.14886533

>>14886522
that's why you throw it away and get a 3 liter bottle of frosty jacks to go with your munchie

>> No.14886542

>>14883817
oddly enough, while America is characterized as this country full of fatasses that eat deep-fried fatass shit all the time, it's one of a few places I can think of off the top of my head where a platter of fried food on top of fried food isn't really common. We don't really eat fried foods as a side dish to fried foods, fries are usually served as a side to burgers or hot dogs. Fried mains like fried chicken, chicken-fried steak, or pork cutlets are usually served with sides like mashed or baked potatoes, macaroni and cheese, coleslaw, salad, beans, or sautéed greens.

Countries that like to serve fried with fried include South Korea, UK, Japan, and Taiwan.

>> No.14886549

>>14884563
similar, yea, but the appetizer platter has a set amount of foods, and the only deep-fried thing I can think of is egg rolls, moz sticks and maybe buffalo wings. Usually it's potato skins, nachos, wings, moz sticks, maybe egg rolls.

>> No.14886559

>>14886533
>7.5% alc apple cider in a giant soda bottle
what is this

>> No.14886657

>>14886559
Alcoholism.

>> No.14886680

>>14883821
common in the northeast

>> No.14886691

>>14883959
Bullshit, as an American I eat at a paki/north indian place all the time. The establishment is thriving doing take out only under covid related restrictions. Meanwhile the Sicilian place across the street that had been there 23 years just closed.

>> No.14886698

>>14884094
>i dont know americans dont eat organs
come to the corn producing parts of the midwest: fatass alcholic moms make pan fried chicken liver and it's great.

>> No.14886723

>>14884573
in bru is sold in every woolworths and coles you stupid fucking dumbshit

>> No.14886726

>>14885461
deep fried bounty is king

>> No.14886738

>>14886723
Not the same

>> No.14887003

>>14883817
what does ironbru taste like

>> No.14887352

>>14883821
>take the Canadian sloppa pill
Hell yes, bud.
Every other month I order a messy chicken sandwich at Swiss Chalet (fries for both sides) and get them to dump chalet sauce on everything rather than gravy. There is nothing more leaf.

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>>14884094
>i dont know americans dont eat organs
Son...

>> No.14887414

>>14887003
kind of like bubblegum, but with a hint of tartness/tangyness

>> No.14887436

>>14883817
>order munch box
>waddle over to your mates in your norf FC jersey you got when you were 12 and your belly spills out the bottom now
>stop off at the corner store grab a cornetto
>arrive open up the soggy greasy fried food and indulge in the finest of English cuisine, and wash it down with only the best sugary beverage.

>> No.14887462

>>14887414
is it carbonated?

>> No.14887480

>>14887462
Yes.
Was over at my local wegmans last night and they had it for like 3 bucks in their imported candy shit.

>> No.14887506

>>14887436
>Not knowing this is Scottish

>> No.14887511

>>14887506
>argues with everyone about how to disassociate themselves with the 120,000 micro regions of the UK.

>> No.14887540

>>14884081

Self perpetuating cycle of being too tired and lazy to cook, making more you fat and tired and affecting the choice.

I keep seeing posts about how hard it is to eat healthy, but everyone has a lidl or aldi nearby, it isn't hard to eat healthy financially, it's hard to get quick easy premade food that is healthy and cheap.

Where I grew up bus tickets would have vouchers for Macdonald's and poor kids were obviously the only ones that would utilise it. Get em while they're young.

Fucking disgusts me. Even at uni most people couldn't cook. I shared a house and would regularly cook huge healthy meals usually at least four times a week for 5-8 people all of which did uni sports. And it was so much cheaper at scale and I actually taught them how to cook.

>> No.14887549

>>14887511
They are so fuckin homogenous, but you walk one block away and supposedly you are in another fuckin galaxy.

Shit all looks the same and is geographically very close, I don't know why they get off telling people how different they are from the bong down the street.

>> No.14887559

>>14887549
It's hilarious when you think about it. The UK everyone watches and listens to the same fucking media, entertainment, etc. All in what 1 and a half time zones?

My wife is from the UK, and all her family do is shit on other regions and poke fun of literally the next town over. No you're all the fucking same now, this isn't 1754 industrialized UK anymore.

>> No.14887580

>>14887559
Lol same thing with my friends from Italy. They talk so much shit about certain areas and they literally look the same and you can get there on a bicycle.

Like dude that's probably your cousin. Not that that matters I guess, I have some shit cousins too.

>> No.14887606

>>14883894
>tea
We call that boiled lawn clippings.

>> No.14887608

>>14887559
>No you're all the fucking same now, this isn't 1754 industrialized UK anymore.
Weirdly though, there are more regional accents in the UK than almost any other country. Entire towns & cities have regional accents *within the town* E.g. you can tell the difference between someone born "North of the river" or "South of the river" or whatever.

>> No.14887625

>>14883967
like bubblegum soda

>> No.14887727

>>14887608
>Entire towns & cities have regional accents *within the town

I get that. And it's just bants. But it just seems like Europeans take it way to seriously sometimes.

>> No.14887977

>>14883967
Seconding >>14887625. Haven't had it in a while, but I'm pretty sure it's not that carbonated either.

>> No.14888011

>>14884065
Maybe I’m just a fag in my old age, butI find Spaniards to be pleasant people and I like their food as well.

>> No.14888022

>>14883821
God I want to try that so bad.

>> No.14888125

>>14884094
I wish we had more blood sausage in the states. Really anything made with blood. It's so flavorful. We eat some organs though. The turkey heart and gizzard and whatnot are fought over every Thanksgiving and I almost always have some liverwurst in my fridge

>> No.14888578

>>14883817

This is violently Scottish.

>> No.14889238

>>14885506
They like the "chefs special" in most restaurants Filled with whatever needed to be sold today or chucked in the bin tonight. Still perfectly edible but not exactly top quality.

>> No.14889252

>>14883817
Karen Gillan goes on 4chan? Nice...

>> No.14889254

>>14886559
The cheapest, nastiest 3 litres of gut-rotting cider known to man but after 1/2 of the bottle you'll love it. Popular with students and tramps. Got fucking rekt on Frosty Jacks many times myself.

>> No.14889275

>>14883967

I'll send you a bottle bro, what's your address?

>> No.14889509

>>14883967
The colour orange, not the fruit.

>> No.14889540

>>14886559
If you're a yank it's similar to 40oz's in that it tastes like shit, but it gets you hammered

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>>14884660
>maybe we should smack our fat cocks together sometime

>> No.14889643

>>14883817
What Does In Brew taste like lads? Never had it before

>> No.14889800

>>14884044
I said pretty good, not actually good. It’s a sloppa box, you can’t expect the best quality. It’s definitely a bit overpriced, but if your goal is an overwhelming quantity of food it gets the job done. Especially for 1-2 people.

>> No.14889817

>>14887392
It says EXPORT right on the box you idiot

>> No.14889831

>>14883967
Think of bubblegum with a hint of kerosene.

>> No.14889891

>>14883817
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1602348682391.webm

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>>14888125
>turkey heart and gizzard and whatnot are fought over
by the cats?

>> No.14890071

>>14889898
You don't eat the giblets? You're missing out brother

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wigan kebab

>> No.14890428

>>14883967
Tastes metallic, like rust

>> No.14890946

>>14883821
Quebec is salty we made this a national food because at first we made fun of them 4 eating it lol

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>>14883924
Zonas for stonas nigga

>> No.14891130

>>14884099
I am not poor, I am old. I love offal (except tripe).

>> No.14891380

>>14889891
>>14890386
Is this a new meme? wtf

>> No.14891386

>>14883817
yes. absolutely i agree. i wish burgerstan would do munchie boxes already. as an american i am prepared for this box of artery clogging deep fried mess.

>> No.14891409

>>14885781
It's an Israeli chain and a scam to fleece franchisees.

I went once and thought it was decent if very odd and requiring an unusual supply chain, but it closed and the nearest one is an hour away now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgerim

>> No.14891489

>>14890973
$1 for that tall ass Zona vs. $1.89 for a Mt. Dewbro.

Arnold Palmer MASTER RACE

>> No.14891500

>>14883821
I've never been a fan of poutine, canadian or midwest inspired. Curds are uneventful and honestly what you guys call gravy is just pathetic and very thin.

>> No.14891524

>>14891489
get the zero cal ones so your upper penis area doesnt get too big with fat

>> No.14893444

>>14883821
Americans have their own french fried sloppa: chili cheese fries.

>> No.14893470

>>14883967
Cheese soda

>> No.14893480

>>14889643
I had Irn Bru back in the 80s and it tasted like Iron with a lot of sugar in it. Now it tastes like sugary soda without the strong iron flavor.

>> No.14893485

>>14887392
>inverted

>> No.14893493

>>14884271
>ayo we wuz-

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>>14884159
>buying 5 dollar steaks
>thinks he is eating good

>> No.14893564

>>14883967
iron

>> No.14893579

>>14889898
>FILTERED

>> No.14893583

>>14884212
>I eat liver because it's healthy!
Cringe. You should eat it because you like it

>> No.14893592

>>14884032

Dang, the 2 near me seem to have closed. Wack af

>> No.14893598

>>14883967
Bubblegum soda

>> No.14893601

>>14893509

Lol per pound dipshit. He didn't say it was only a 1 pound steak.

>> No.14893602

>>14883829
They still have them where I live

>> No.14893614

>>14887392
> B O N E L E S S

>> No.14894476

>>14886533
It's 2.5L now the robbing bastards.

>> No.14895915

>>14884122
No one deep fries hash browns

>> No.14895949

>>14884065
Home fries?

>> No.14895972

>>14883817
I'm Scottish and I don't like Irn Bru. I don't know why it's such a meme. It's on the level of Scottish Twitter (that isn't how we talk).

>> No.14896033

>>14883817
What put a cold two liter next to a whole bunch of hot food to fcuk up the the temperature?

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>>14883924
Love the raspberry, wish they made it with less HFCS

>> No.14896197

>>14895915
You've never eaten at McDonald's, or one of the tens of thousands of other restaurants that deep fry hash browns then.

>> No.14896632

>>14883967
You can buy it at stores all over the world. Just buy a can and find out.
Hell we have irnbru even here in fukken NZ

>> No.14896951

>>14887436
Where's the part where an 11 year old pikey stabs you for some gear

>> No.14897274

>>14890071
Just because they made you eat like that in slavery days don't mean you still gotta eat like that brother.

>> No.14897479

Irn Bru isn't the same since they reduced the sugar content to avoid the sugar tax here. You can still find the good stuff if you have a Publix with a British aisle.

>> No.14897487

>>14884000
It's like orange soda meets ginger ale, but sweeter and more tangy at the same time. Definitely a bit of bubblegum, and quinine too. It's unlike anything else but very good.

>> No.14897973

>>14889640
maybe a little oil?

>> No.14898073

>>14889800
Yes but in my black and white world everything is either the absolute best or straight up dogshit. So when you say its pretty good, it makes me think that you think its the best thing ever. Im kinda retarded bro...

>> No.14898230

>>14883817
Someone doesn't know anything about Americans. God foreigners are so stupid.

>> No.14898345

>>14887625
>>14887977
it's nothing like bubblegum soda you fuckwits and wtf does not that carbonated mean? It's as carbonated as anything else

>> No.14898474

>>14883817
>Fired everything with a bottle of soda
We do that
>>14883821
I prefer Chili Cheese Fries
>>14883894
>tea
With sugar and ice? Yup
>>14884094
Look up Chitlins, fren. It's a classic soul food dish over here.

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>>14884094
Love me some good clean chitlins

>> No.14898861

>>14895915
they do in the USA in a lot of diners, and home fries. Hell its a staple item at mcdonalds

>> No.14898867

>>14897479
>british isle
so bread and a crime scene with a muslim?

>> No.14898953

>>14884094
Fried chicken livers are popular in the south/Midwest. I eat a lot of paté and fois gras was popular for a while at fancy restaurants until vegan death cultists started campaigns against it in most cities.

>> No.14900706

>>14897479
>You can still find the good stuff if you have a Publix with a British aisle.

Fort Lauderdale, FL. here. When I had jury duty for a murder case, I went to the Publix that was close to the courthouse for a Publix sub. I saw Irn-Bru, picked it up, and bought it with my sub. Honestly? It's kinda tastes like Kola Champagne soda.

>> No.14900734

>>14898867
Harr harr.

>> No.14900872

>>14883817
>Sloppy oil logged indecipherable fried garbage

>> No.14902757

>>14900872
You have no taste

>> No.14903669

>>14883967
A bit like creaming soda, but not identical.

>> No.14903690

>>14883817
>50 shades of fried

>> No.14903836

>>14883817
Yes
>>14883821
Yes
>>14883972
Already a thing here. Very much enjoyed
>>14884065
Basically already a thing here, but I'm sure they'd do much better with a fancy espanol name
>>14884094
Blood sausage is fine imo, not sure other americans would go crazy for it
>>14885902
Yes
>>14887370
Maybe!

>> No.14904112

>>14903836
>Maybe!
?
maybe suck on these nuts

>> No.14904119

>>14883967
Tastes like inca kola

>> No.14904129

>>14888022
It just tastes like salt and gravy and not a lot of Canadians actually like poutine. It's way overhyped. And the cheese curds have no real taste at all.

>> No.14904205

>>14884032
$50 isn't that bad a price, but way too much for drunk food.