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14895958 No.14895958 [Reply] [Original]

lets find the worst pizza on the internet
this is vegan pumpkin pizza

>> No.14896080

Pepperoni pizza.

>> No.14896086

>>14896080
look mommy i said it again i did done do the trolley in 4chanz :-DDDDDDDDDD

>> No.14896088
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>> No.14896096

Someone pls post the brazilian pizza webm

>> No.14896097

>>14895958
Cheese less it lose the point of a fucking pizza

>> No.14896106

Sometime with a friend we did pumpkin dough for pizza it was nice if you put Green onion as a topping it was nice (with cheese obviously no vegan)

>> No.14896113

>>14896096
Pizza de macaco... uma delicia!

>> No.14896137

>>14896088
thats still a 2/10

>> No.14896161

>>14895958

How the fuck isn't normal pizza already vegan? Is flour alive? Does yeast feel pain?

>> No.14896167

>>14895958
That could easily be made to look much more appetizing with the right settings and time in the oven.

>> No.14896177

>>14896161
Cheese.

>> No.14896227

>>14896177
Cheese isn't a defining ingredient. Pizza is literally a dough base with anything you want on top.

>> No.14896239
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>>14895958
some fag just started a thread about pizza with this pic. i hope he sees it. i hope he knows how much of a nigger he is.

>> No.14896246

>>14896227
You asked why a normal pizza isn't vegan. Cheese is the reason. A vegan pizza doesn't have cheese that's why is vegan. Retard

>> No.14896249
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>>14896177
>Pizza marinara has no cheese: just tomato sauce, thinly sliced garlic, and oregano. It's similar to pizza margherita, but without the cheese. Some sources state pizza marinara originated as early as the mid 1700's in Naples.

https://www.acouplecooks.com/pizza-marinara/

>> No.14896252

>>14895958
i dont understand why they wouldnt just make a proper marinara, that's vegan, and it's tasty as hell

>> No.14896257

>>14896249
>>14896246
Read that please

>> No.14896321

>>14896257
Americans can't comprehend pizza that isn't slathered with literal tons of greasy cheese.

>> No.14896341

>>14896177
there are vegans who can eat real cow cheese though.

>> No.14896342

>>14896321
rent free

>> No.14896358

>>14896321
Not american but when you ask for a normal pizza do you get marinara pizza or pizza with cheese? You have to ask for cheese when ordering a normal pizza with no toppings?

>> No.14896366

>>14896341
They are not vegans then retard if you are vegan you don't eat animals or animal byproducts is the base of the whole diet

>> No.14896370

>>14896366
I'm a vegan but I eat meat on cheat days.

>> No.14896373

>>14896321
Most American pizza uses part skim cheese so it actually doesn't have that much fat. But most people probably get pepperoni or something on it which can be greasy.

>> No.14896382

>>14896370
"Cheat days" stop pretending to be vegan then dude there is nothing wrong with that

>> No.14896780
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>>14896096
The only ones who come close to Brazilians in terms of awfulness are the Swedes.

>> No.14896832

>>14896780
fuck you swedes eat kebab pizza daily

>> No.14896840
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>>14895958
I made this abomination last week

>> No.14896851
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>>14896832

>> No.14896947

>>14896249
Thats my favorite pizza

>> No.14897345
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>> No.14897350
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>> No.14897354
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>>14897345

>> No.14897470

>>14896382
calm down autist

>> No.14897523
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14897523

‘Su ‘zu ‘za

>> No.14897560

>>14896249
Doesn't sound bad

>> No.14897567

>>14896341
vegans who eat stuff animals make but not meat are called vegetarians

>> No.14897569

>>14897345
that looks more like a different dish than a pizza

>> No.14897576

>>14896780

Don't let their meatballs fool you. Swedish cuisine is truly awful.

>> No.14897579
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>>14897576

Another za from sweden

>> No.14897595

>>14896096
the one where they burn trash in the ovem?

>> No.14897640

>>14897576
swedish cuisine is pleb filter

>> No.14897644

>>14897567
I’m a vegan due to egg and lactose allergies. I do eat meat though.

>> No.14897649
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Japan's pretty bad too

>> No.14898172

>>14896780
Desert pizzas can be great. A raspberry coulis sauce topped with white/milk/dark chocolate and marshmallows

>> No.14898193
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>> No.14898200

>>14897644
Don't call yourself vegan then, you are not.

>> No.14898208

>>14898200
im a vegan too
i mean i make and consume vegan food when im not eating meat

>> No.14898217

>>14896780
Thats one of my favorite pizzas and im not even swedish

>> No.14898218

>>14898208
That doesn't make you vegan, that make you a person who eats a balanced diet. Don't call yourself something you are not

>> No.14898221

>>14898218
If a man is vegan 95% of the day, why bother splitting hairs over the issue?

>> No.14898223

>>14898218
makes me a better vegan than people who eat prepackaged vegan crap made by factories that kill thousands of animals

>> No.14898233

>>14898221
Because you are missing the point of being vegan.

>> No.14898237

>>14898233
a single cow can feed me for a year
thousands of animals die in factories and crops daily

>> No.14898241

>>14898223
True that. I live in a shithole who produce soy for first world vegan and good lord there isn't something less vegan than that.

>> No.14898312

>>14898237
Yeah for millions of people.

>> No.14898322

>>14898312
>millions of vegans
i dobut there are even a million worldwhide

>> No.14898330
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14898330

Not really sure what this is, but I'm sure some anon would eat.

>> No.14898334

>>14898237
Still why do feel the need of calling yourself vegan? there isn't anything you win on calling yourself that

>> No.14898343

>>14898334
because the best way to piss them off is to accomodate them and agree with them
make vegan food for a vegan and he will hate you for life

>> No.14898352
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>> No.14898357
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>>14898352
and an even worse one

>> No.14898365

>>14898343
You know what I will give you that. Just because is frustrating and I find it funny you are alright """"vegan""" boy

>> No.14898371

>>14898322
I meant regular people who eat meat you dork.

>> No.14898715
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>>14898357
IS THAT A WEEDZA?

>> No.14898728

>>14897350
jesus fucking christ

>> No.14898729

>>14896227
Nigger cheese is a defining ingredient. Why do you think tomato pizza is classified as tomato pizza and not as plain pizza?

>> No.14898730

>>14896840
You can’t use fresh mozz too much water in it

>> No.14898733

>>14898357
That's stupid and a waste of weed since you are not getting high that way

>> No.14898747

>>14897649
Post an example then, because I would eat the shit out of that 'za desu.

>> No.14898761

>>14897649
So that's boiled egg and ham? We call that pizza especial (sometimes it goes with red bell pepper too) although we hard boil the egg and grind it tiny
What's wrong with it?

>> No.14898771

>>14896780
Is that banana?

>>14898172
A couple of years ago dessert pizzas were really popular. There was an amazing frozen one that was like a cookie with shredded chocolate on it. I thought it was going to be the next big food craze like salted caramel or pulled pork but they just vanished after a while.

Yours sounds good though, Do you have a specific recipie for the coulis or is it just the standard heat raspberries in pan with icing sugar and then blend and sieve?

>> No.14898790

>>14895958
I ran around with vegans for some time who wanted to convert me, but this shit is par for the course.

>>14898330
Relative to most of the posts in this thread, this one does not look inedible.

>> No.14898841

>>14898771
>A couple of years ago dessert pizzas were really popular. There was an amazing frozen one that was like a cookie with shredded chocolate on it. I thought it was going to be the next big food craze like salted caramel or pulled pork but they just vanished after a while.

They have been a staple in Brazilian pizzerias since they were a thing. I was surprised to not see them in the USA seeing how much they love sweet stuff.

>> No.14898926

>>14898730
I can and I did, fuck you.

>> No.14898942

>>14898761
eggs on pizza is disgusting asf

>> No.14899551

>>14898942
for you, but it's completely traditional a few of the oldest pizza dishes have egg in them.

>> No.14899616

>>14896358
But everybody who orders a pizza with only cheese actually specifies cheese pizza, so you are bad at supporting your argument.

>> No.14899637

>>14896840
what is that crust? is it gluten free or something?

>> No.14899648

>>14897350
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh at this one. Keep trying though, you'll get it eventually.

>> No.14899667

>>14899616
> actually specifies cheese pizza,
??????
when you order a pizza you only order that. Who the fucks "specify" that? I never called a place ordered a pizza and got asked
>HURRR DO YOU WANT IT WITH CHEESE? DURRR
>>14899616

>> No.14899683

>>14897345
That atleast "looks" appealing.

>> No.14899767
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do spanish pizzas count?

>> No.14899778

>>14899767
those are not pizzas.

>> No.14899890
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>>14899778
whatever, next you'll be saying this isn't a pizza...

>> No.14899902
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14899902

>>14899890
>calling anything with tomato and bread in it a pizza

>> No.14899919

>>14899890
Thats some cheap ass bait dude at least try harder

>> No.14899929

>>14899890
thats because he posted taco bell, which is not pizza by simply not qualifying as food. its like posting a picture of a plastic pizza

>> No.14899938

>>14897354
hehe
eh eh

>> No.14899972
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>>14899902
>>14899919
>>14899929
what are you guys talking about? so you're telling me this isn't pizza?

>> No.14899984

Cereal is soup >>14899972, next time you order soup don't be surprised if they give you a bowl of cereal.

>> No.14900026

>>14899637
It was

>> No.14900042

>14899972
Nono I already give you one 1 (you) go away now don't be greedy

>> No.14900166

>>14899972
>bruschetta on that shitty bread

>> No.14900197

>>14896086
>look mommy

>implying the people here didn't move out at sixteen and never talked to their own parents ever again and not online either

>> No.14900310
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Guys look guys look

>> No.14900322

>>14897649
Axis 'za best 'za

Eggs, bacon and creamy sauce. That's a damn fine 'za sensei san desu

>> No.14900330

>>14899767
I miss her so much bros

>> No.14900455

>>14896358
>>14899667
At least Frutti Di Mare normally doesn't come with cheese. It's the base, sauce and the toppings.

>> No.14900781

>>14896096
>>14897595
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.14900794

>>14900455
But you are asking for a particular pizza there not a plain pizza, here is the same anchovies pizza doesn't have cheese, but again is not a normal order

>> No.14902396

>>14897579
za my ass, that's a fucking hate crime in a box

>> No.14902439

>>14897354
Just needs some goat cheese

>> No.14902481

>>14896080
Agreed.

>> No.14902494
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>>14896321
/fit/fag here, youre blowing my mind.

>> No.14902498

>>14896088
Thats not even qualifies as pizza

>> No.14902513

>>14897350
Wew lad

>> No.14902539

>>14897523
Casu marzu could be interesting, but those maggots should be more toasted.

>> No.14902546
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>>14895958
>chinese buffet pizza

>> No.14902558
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>>14895958
brazilian pizzas where they put random shit on them , one part tomato sauce with common pizza toppings , the other part with chocolate and weird shit.

>> No.14902559
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first time using a pizza peel + wet dough

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>>14900310

>> No.14902629

>>14897345
Is this a piece of furniture?

>> No.14902636

>>14902546
sweet and sour pork tho

>> No.14902876

>>14898193
Actually read the article, my kids love dipping breadsticks in pizza sauce.

>> No.14903086
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>>14897350
Now this is one fucked up 'za

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>> No.14903498
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>> No.14903507

>>14895958
Just have a fuckin' pumpkin pie at that point, Christ!

>> No.14903509
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>Sweden

>> No.14903513
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>> No.14903525
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Hack Pepins “”””pizza””” he makes with fucking tortilla and tomatoes

https://youtu.be/p-CT3xQ7FsY

>> No.14903551

>>14898730
Depends on the moisture content of the fresh mozz. Part skim fresh mozz melts beautifully

>> No.14903560
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Hello /ck/ brothers I bear gifts from /hlg/.

>> No.14903567

>>14903560
i am confused and angered

>> No.14903572

>>14902546
Is that colby fucking jack?

>> No.14903581

>>14902559
Senpai, you need to flour your dough before you work it. Shape it on a floured peek and it should slide right off. Failing that, shape it on a pizza screen. From there on its fool proof. I used to work in a real deal pizzeria so ask me any questions

>> No.14904153

>>14897649
The japanese sure do love their eggs

>> No.14904177

>>14896249
a bit boring but would be a great side for some other dish

>> No.14904201

>>14896341
They are vegetarians then, not vegans.

>> No.14904439

>>14903581
oh no I have it all worked out fine now. I had the dough hydration off. now it is fine

>> No.14904479

>>14896840
u put like triple the sauce u should of put

>> No.14905035
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>>14895958
would you like some pizza with your grease?

>> No.14905071

>>14895958
>>>14901605

>> No.14905084

>>14905071

>>14901654

>> No.14905123

>>14903509
>Julbord pizza

Varför inte?

>> No.14905144

>>14896088
Is that a fucking lunchable

>> No.14905255

>>14898733
Exactly. Want to get high on pizza? Grind weed fine. Youre looking for powder. Add to olive oil and simmer. Drizzle this mixture over pizza. Wala. Space pie

>> No.14905368

>>14897345
looks like my ass, the tomatos are hemorrhoids

>> No.14905408
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>>14895958

>> No.14905416

>>14898926
baste

>> No.14905429

>>14897523
not exactly sure what i'm looking at?

>> No.14905438
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>> No.14905445

>>14897579
aw lawd wut in da fuk is dat

>> No.14905475
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>>14898352
when we were 13yo my friend and i had a quarter pound of regs (dirt weed) and we crumbled up like a half oz. on top of a papa johns pizza. Learned a few things, #1 weed is spicy, #2 weed is tough to chew, #3 we didn't get high from it because that's not how you're supposed to eat weed plus we were already so fucking high we wouldn't have noticed anyways.

>> No.14905498

>>14902559
use some medium/fine corn meal so it doesn't stick

>> No.14905505

>>14905475
>Eating reggie
Disgusting, I learned the hard way you only smoke that crap, butter made with reg taste like shit and it is so invasive, cookies or whatever you cook end up like you made it with dirt

>> No.14905542

>>14905505
yep we tried that next and learned the exact same thing as you

>> No.14905545
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How do I get pizza dough right? It always ends up being crumbly and dry as fuck, like these >>14895958 >>14896780 >>14896840 >>14902546

>> No.14905559

>>14905542
It do it's work but damn is nasty to eat

>> No.14905578
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>cheese is a defining ingredient

>> No.14905632

>>14905498
no

>>14905545
I'm the guy that posted the shredded pizza and now I can do it fine. all you need to do is have lots of flour on the work surface when you're working with the dough and have excess flour on the dough. once you finish stretching you slap the dough between your hands and all of the excess flour will come off and it will have the right amount. from there it's just tossing it on the peel and not letting it sit for too long or it might stick. just follow this. you don't have to slap the dough that much, I only do it back and forth a couple of times and it's enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjF_hrGXAEc

>> No.14905636

>>14905559
it was the QP that would never go away, if it was decent bud it would've been gone in a week but that dirt stayed around all summer, wound up walking around and giving nugs to random people

>> No.14905644
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>>14905545
i use this and it turns out good enough
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7245/jays-signature-pizza-crust/

>> No.14905664

>>14905636
Yeah my friends and I always joke around that it is a good flower/bud it doesn't make more than two rotations but with reggie the circle never ends

>> No.14905680

>>14905545
subtract these ingredients out of the recipe and mix 3/4 cup of flour, 1/2 cup of warm water (110 f / 45 c) and 1/8 tea spoon of yeast and mix in a medium bowl. Cover and let it sit at room temperature over night (12 to 24 hours) Then mix in the remainder of the ingredients. This will add lots of flavor to >>14905644
this recipe

>> No.14905904

>>14896249
This does make for a nice shared starter if you're not having pizza as a main

>> No.14905918

>>14896780
Only subhumans do not enjoy flying Jacob pizza.

>> No.14905944

>>14905429
maggot pizza

>> No.14906223

>>14905944
looks more like malnourished garlic

>> No.14906728

>>14896088
Forocoches

>> No.14906750
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>> No.14906832
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>>14900781
oh goddamn

>> No.14906886

>>14902546
Hey if you pour enough satay sauce on anything it becomes good, that's the guiding principle of Chinese buffets

>> No.14907010

>>14898330
big soft crust pizza is a roman tradition, the corners are empty, just a cooking method that makes them grow to give that shape so the pizza looks like a bowl. They put very nice experimental sauces. It's not a proper italian pizza, but nice to try once or twice

>> No.14907071

I've been through this thread meticulously. Sweden banana pizza wins

>> No.14907085

>>14895958
My sister made a Vegan pizza with a cauliflower crust and nutritional yeast. I unironically think it was the worst tasting food I've ever eaten, and was single handedly responsible for making my sister stop considering being a vegan

>> No.14907090

>>14907085
hope you slapped her
but i get it, whenever a family member tries to gt me to eat this new cool thing they just made i panic

>> No.14907097

>>14907085
wtf a marinara is vegan, why go with shitty cauliflower and nutritional yeast?

>> No.14907108

>>14905255
this guy knows

>> No.14907109

>>14900781
>Thin watery orange sauce
>Inch thick rice layer
>Covered rice in Mayo? Liquid cheese?
>Add corn
>cooked until sloppy
>Three whole olives are haphazardly thrown on

Who the fuck would eat this

>> No.14907131

>>14907097
She's pretty bad at cooking so when she saw the premade pizza crusts weren't vegan she immediately went to cauliflower for some reason
Also nutritional yeast because apparently that's "vegan cheese" though it tastes absolutely disgusting

>>14907090
It wasn't the first disgusting thing she's made and expected praise for, but it was the first she also couldn't force down. My mother endlessly praises everything she makes even when most of it is pretty rancid, but seemed to take it as a personal insult when I made a roast dinner for everyone and whinged about how dry the chicken was when my brother and dad praised it for being good. I don't get family, I just avoid most of them now

>> No.14907328

>>14907131
its a female thing, they are insecure because they are gabage
>making dinner
>grandma walks into the kitchen and makes herself a sandwich then watches the news while the rest of us have dinner
>anon your food has too much seasoning, i like meat that tastes like meat
sure, a little thyme, pepper and mustard is too much seasoning
>wolfs down two massive plates of curry in twenty minutes
>anon your food made me sick
>asks me to make her something
>eats it infront of me and loves it
>made her enough for a week
>find the rest of the food on the freezer
>ugh i found a couple big pieces of beef and it had fat in it!!!! you should have used ground beef instead of brining the beef and hen chopping it with a knife, thats how real chefs do it
they dont like to compete with men because we are better at everthing

>> No.14907422

>>14907328
I might as well tell you the whole story then
>Mum gets annoyed that she's been doing christmas dinner every year, demands a day off
>Fair enough, I guess, She has been complaining about how hard it is
>Start preparing everything
>Roast two chickens, one just with some herbs, one with more spice as dad and brother like spice
>Make mashed potato by hand, takes like 5 minutes to ensure no lumps
>Parboil potatoes, add goose fat and roast in oven
>honey glaze and brown sugar some carrots, Make some parsnips, make a selection of other Veg
>Make pan gravy, something she's assured is impossible to make on christmas day due to timing, find it easy to fit in as I'm not actually stressed
>Wonder what she's been complaining about all these years as I'm making yorkshires
>even have time to make vegetarian pigs in blankets for sister with her shitty facon
>mum comes in after 6 shandies expecting to see me flustered and panicked, find me chilling with a cider
>looks annoyed, tells me something smells like it's burning.
>5 minutes later she's sat at the dinner table saying I'm late
>it's only 11am, what the fuck
>Finish cooking everything in time for lunch
>Even managed to make a soup course since I was bored and had leftover leeks and potatoes
>Compliments all round, grammy wants my yorkshire pudding recipe
>Mum looks increasingly unhappy, complains there isn't enough carrots, that her chicken is dry, that her mashed potatoes are too buttery, that I didn't make mac and cheese
>Brother says I did a really good job, as does dad
>Mum continues to drink throughout the evening, starts shouting about something at about two
>Decide to leave, get my coat
>Get informed by my dad later she spent an hour crying and saying I only did it to show her up
>Fucks sake I only did it because you complained in the first place
>I'm no longer welcome at christmas, have my own mini christmas in my house, then have a visit from my dad

>> No.14907485

>>14907109
Brazilian here that is , of course, the bottom of the barrel but even then I need to clarify a few things.
The sauce is garbage no defending that
>Inch thick rice layer
>Covered rice in Mayo? Liquid cheese?
That is not rice but shredded chicken, shredded chicken and catupiry ( a creemy cheese originated here) is one of the most classic parings for Brazilian pizzas.
>Add corn
corn in pizza is great mate
>cooked until sloppy

Frankly what sacred me the most if the shit he is trowing in the fire, eating paint smoke seems like a good way to die.

>> No.14907839

>>14907422
chicken for christmas anon? really?

>> No.14907873

>>14896080
fpbp

>> No.14907915

>>14897354
top kek

>> No.14907922

>>14906750
the only true pizza in this thread

>> No.14907953
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14907953

Semitic Snail Pizza . Very famous in TelAviv.

>> No.14908077

>>14907422
>chicken for christmas
>cooking the chicken in the morning

>> No.14909110

>>14898771
I couldn't tell you sorry, was at a temp job (dish pig) I had 10years ago were they gave me the food they fucked up.

>> No.14909141
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14909141

Right now on this board, there's a guy who made a pizza using pancake mix.

Behold:

>> No.14909143
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>>14909141
Pizza made with pancake batter "crust". Only on /ck.

>> No.14909176
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14909176

Yes we Americans really.

>> No.14909184

>>14909176
Is that semen?

>> No.14909334
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>>14909143
NOOOOOO

>> No.14909784

>>14908077
>>14907839
We normally have christmas dinner at midday, and I wasn't in charge of buying most of the ingredients.

>> No.14909939
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14909939

idk if it's been posted already but here's cricket pizza

>> No.14909955

>>14896239
>clearly a cracker invention
>m-muh niggers
every time with you gingers

>> No.14909976

>>14897649
Doesn't look the most appealing visually but I'm certain it tastes good.

>> No.14910001

>>14907953
>Snail Pizza
I mean I wouldn't do it, but why not, maybe it's not awful
>open the pic, they didn't remove the shells
why.jpg

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14910013

>>14895958
worm pizza

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14910042

>>14910013
>>14909939
I never understood a thing about all this new insect food
I mean i'm not necessary against it but look, here's what prawns look like before preparation

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>>14910042
And here's after
Can't they do that to crickets etc

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>>14897354

>> No.14910783
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14910783

My partner is Finnish and the first time we visited there together (from UK) she went on about how I HAD to try the *Famous* Burger Pizza from KotiPizza.

It was fucking awful.

>> No.14910800
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Disgusting

>> No.14910901

>>14897523
It looks like grown out potato stems thrown on top of the pizza, i doubt it's maggots

>> No.14911179

>>14897345
good job u gave ur pizza phimosis

>> No.14911212

>>14903509
what's with the literal dogshit on it

>> No.14911644

>>14898193
The pizza is agresive