>"Yea, we'll just have water with lemon"

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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:50:59 2020 No.14930765 [Reply] [Original]

>"Yea, we'll just have water with lemon"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:56:57 2020 No.14930793 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:57:13 2020 No.14930795 >>14930765 Wrong colors

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:57:48 2020 No.14930800 File: 25 KB, 755x406, images - 2020-10-20T125405.582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a $10 minimum per person sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:06:29 2020 No.14930837 >>14930765 >Hi, we really dont wanna order an appetizer, do you think you could bring some of those crackers that come with your salads? 15 packets please. They're, free right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:06:31 2020 No.14930838 >>14930800 storms out

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:12:13 2020 No.14930866 >>14930765 >"the same but double the lemon and add 3 packets of sugar and a straw ;^)"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:13:39 2020 No.14930872 I'll just a lemon dipped in water, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:15:00 2020 No.14930880 >>14930765 >hello. is Heidi working today? we only want to be served by Heidi. Is she available?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:18:50 2020 No.14930905 >>14930765 Yeah, but I'll have a double long island iced tea please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:19:52 2020 No.14930908 >>14930880 No sir, she's pregnant again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:21:58 2020 No.14930918 >>14930800 I’ll have 10 waters with lemon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:23:13 2020 No.14930926 I’m not a bad guy if I go for a water. What if I’m not in the mood for alcohol or a sugary drink?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:24:07 2020 No.14930928 >>14930765 >"We'd like to get our checks separately."

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:24:16 2020 No.14930929 >>14930765 I like lemon water. is this some new nigger meme? White people like water?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:24:50 2020 No.14930933 >>14930765 are these folks aliens

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:31:31 2020 No.14930968 >>14930765 I either get water or lemonade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:36:19 2020 No.14930993 >>14930929 It's you wasting the restaurant's time asking for complimentary beverages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:37:37 2020 No.14930999 >>14930993 I'm from Phoenix and will not tip if you do not bring me enough water. My glass should stay filled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:37:39 2020 No.14931000 >>14930800 side of coleslaw

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:37:49 2020 No.14931001 >>14930926 this, I really don't need sugar or booze to enjoy a meal. drinks are purely high profit items and always marked up through the roof. soft drinks cost pennies to make and are marked up 500%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:39:09 2020 No.14931009 >>14930908 >damn straight

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:40:11 2020 No.14931016

>>14930999
also in Arizona you cannot refuse to serve someone water and you cannot charge for it. State law if you walk in to any place or even go up to a random house and ask for water they have to give you some, even if they just point to the hose out front.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:40:22 2020 No.14931018

>"This table seems to small for a party of our size."
>"Oh hey, and we're splitting checks, not menus. Could we maybe have a couple more?"
>"Also, could you maybe bring some silverware? Thaanks."
>"Oh, hey, could we also get some straws for our waters?"
>"Might as well just bring us a pitcher, ha ha!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:41:04 2020 No.14931020 >>14930993 And why should I care? Doesn't affect me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:42:12 2020 No.14931030 >>14930999 >Phoenix Literally who

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:45:05 2020 No.14931045 >>14931030 The 5th largest and fastest growing city in the country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:45:56 2020 No.14931050 >>14931045 Fasting growing as in taking in the most Mexicans per day?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:46:18 2020 No.14931052

>>14931018
Certainly sir, here's a new table for you to be seated at. Menus? No worries, we've got plenty. Silverware coming right up, here you go. Straws and a complimentary pitcher of water for your whole party. Is that everything, sir?

See wagecucks, it's not that hard.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:47:04 2020 No.14931063

>>14931016
Also I can sell my guns to felons and carry guns in my pockets with no permit. God I love being free. Too bad the Californians will ruin this place within 5 years even more than them and the dumb cunts from the cheese lakes and south already have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:48:07 2020 No.14931069 >>14931050 Anon we're the state that passed the anti-mexican law where we could pull you over for being brown then ask for a green card. Maybe 15 years ago before that you had a point though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:55:10 2020 No.14931101 >>14931069 Well good for you for being some kind of flyover mecca but no one ranks phoenix anywhere on a list of top American cities t. Houston

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:56:44 2020 No.14931113 >>14931101 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA Texas is like a shitty Arizona. We're like Colorado fucked you then raped a kid into your fat bitch ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:58:27 2020 No.14931121 >>14931113 Literally no one knows that Arizona even exists. I can go to a random village in Japan or India and they know what Texas is

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:59:57 2020 No.14931127 >>14931121 HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA YOU'RE LIKE GREECE RIDING ON 3000 years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:01:06 2020 No.14931134 >>14930993 Then charge for it. See how that goes. We don't owe you business, and you don't owe us service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:03:35 2020 No.14931147 >>14931127 Feeling a bit defensive there champ? Name one thing in Phoenix that isn’t a chain restaurant or pile of rocks in the desert

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:04:20 2020 No.14931151 File: 100 KB, 650x366, IMG_7464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931121 >"Texas! yeeesssss big fat American haha from Texas? I have heard of it"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:04:36 2020 No.14931152 >>14931147 Name one thing in texas that isn't a natural gas well or some fucking grass. Your biomes and natural features are trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:06:36 2020 No.14931160 >>14931152 The Alamo, the astrodome, real bbq

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:09:39 2020 No.14931177

>>14931160
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA A lost battle, a sports ball stadium with plastic grass, and caveman meat. BBQ is fucking beyond easy hombre. Any retard can do it and I do it with an actual offset smoker not fucking particle board like the soyboys. We have better hunting, better gun laws, PUBLIC LAND, and hotter chicks. You fatty boom booms are where the midwest meets the south oh boy hell yeah to the negros and diabetes.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:09:57 2020 No.14931178

>>14931147
Ouxh
Pheonix is much like los angeles its so much sprawl its crazy
I will defend pheonix even if its over 100° most of the year
I have yet to crisscross the majority of the area as it covers so much land
The pheonix airport is a true major hub
Many wish they could say the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:10:54 2020 No.14931186 >>14931178 I walk outside in the summer no problem but I also used to sauna 5x a week before the chink virus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:11:38 2020 No.14931187 >>14931160 >real bbq The nice people of Memphis think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:11:47 2020 No.14931188 >>14931186 btw i'm gay, not sure if that matters

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:12:43 2020 No.14931194 >>14931177 Watching you two retards argue about which of your depraved southern shitholes are better is HIGHLY amusing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:12:45 2020 No.14931195 >>14931188 Hard gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:13:28 2020 No.14931198 >>14931177 >a lost battle Spoken like a true commie with no sense of honor. Stay irrelevant, desert hick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:15:15 2020 No.14931205 >>14931194 I would defend Texas to the death over the north or northeast you fucking pussy ass bitch. The northeast is so fucking cucked they don't even know how bad it is there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:16:07 2020 No.14931213 >>14931177 Come on now, the only problem with Texas is that it's full of Texans. Other than that, it's swell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:16:32 2020 No.14931215 >>14931198 Hey man, I'm just annoyed you brag so much I still think of you as a brother. New Mexico is the downs syndrome sibling that separates our generations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:17:26 2020 No.14931220 >>14931205 You're ancestors said the same. How'd that work out for 'em?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:19:08 2020 No.14931229

>>14931220
They left because they knew it sucked out east and brought their smarter, tougher, and hotter genes out west. I'm living out east for school right now and you people are fucking sad. You're grey and out of shape and fat and ugly. All the hot and smart people went west one hundred years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:20:32 2020 No.14931237 >>14931215 That’s true. Damn yankees don’t know what it means to stand up and fight for anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:20:38 2020 No.14931238 >I'll have your finest tap water

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:24:27 2020 No.14931263

>>14931237
God damn it I love the southwest. I want you to know I considered Texas for when I finally get to leave this Eastern shithole and go back West. I love the panhandle since I have family in south Kansas Just past it. I grew up going there in the summers getting leaches between my toes in the creek, catching catfish, and shooting rabbits. It's between Texas, AZ, Colorado, or Idaho with me and my wife. Her dad lives in CO but their pricing has gone up so much from Californians that I'm unsure what to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:27:35 2020 No.14931278 >>14931263 Colorado seems alright, if you have the money. If only those wildfires would finish the job and rid us of California then the west would be an amazing frontier paradise, so much great American wilderness in Cascadia

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:30:25 2020 No.14931285

>>14931278
Man it puts even my Arizonan pride to shame with the landscapes. We have high altitude pine forests but I have to genuflect to the fact that theirs are better. I mean we have the lakes and dunes but they both require maintenance on the vehicles. CO just requires a set of skis or a snowboard and a kayak. Sure we have kayaking, but it's not as hardcore. And the hunting is definitely harder here. Animals are always on a swivel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:33:59 2020 No.14931297 >>14930765 >>14930926 >>14930993 >>14931134 Wait wait wait... Am I reading this correct? Do servers actually get annoyed if people order water?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:34:32 2020 No.14931301 Did I walk into a fucking Faulkner novel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:37:06 2020 No.14931315 >>14930765 >Those bad old white people. Better make another meme about 'em. Totally not a racist, because can't be racist against white people. No sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:41:02 2020 No.14931332 >>14931101 Fuck nigger infested houston. t. Central Texan

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:41:04 2020 No.14931333

>>14931297
I was a waiter for a few years back in the day. It didn't bother me if people ordered water. I love water and get it as well when I'm out. Plus the money you save on not getting a soda or alcohol you can spend on better food, which is the reason I'm at a restaurant in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:44:24 2020 No.14931345 >>14931301 No one here has read Faulkner and I’m willing to bet you haven’t either. Also Faulkner novel settings was the antebellum gothic south. Not western south.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:44:48 2020 No.14931349 >>14931333 >Plus the money you save on not getting a soda or alcohol you can spend on better food Honestly. Rarely ever drink soda or alcohol in the first place so I'd rather get myself a nicer meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:45:04 2020 No.14931350 >>14931016 That's nota real law. You're repeating a grade school meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:45:50 2020 No.14931355 >>14931069 So a racist shithole? Not really making it look very good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:46:13 2020 No.14931356 >>14931345 >hasn’t read Faulkner I pray such people don’t exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:25:38 2020 No.14931510 >>14931297 It's an indicator that you're gonna get a small or no tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:34:29 2020 No.14931535 >>14931345 I find american literature to be incredibly boring and uninspired compared to russian and french novels, so you got me there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:44:01 2020 No.14931566 >>14931535 That’s no excuse to have never read any faulkner

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:52:42 2020 No.14931591 >>14931566 Recs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:59:15 2020 No.14931610 >>14931285 Yeah. Its too bad we're fucking full.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:02:48 2020 No.14931615 >>14931510 Not really. Most people just want water with their meal and still tip well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:04:13 2020 No.14931621 >>14931591 The Sound and The Fury

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:05:49 2020 No.14931630 Pardon me for not wanting to pay $2.59 for a glass of carbonated high fructose corn syrup that actually only cost 5-10 cents or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:21:04 2020 No.14931669 File: 38 KB, 400x400, 1532396416740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14930999 >will not tip if you do not bring me enough water. My glass should stay filled. Very based Mr. Pink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:23:15 2020 No.14931678 >>14930765 Why would five people have one water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:23:41 2020 No.14931679 File: 253 KB, 448x450, 1545938723315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931101 Texas was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:30:21 2020 No.14931699 >>14931101 >bragging about being from Houston Yikes t. Denver

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:31:28 2020 No.14931703 >>14931699 Hello fellow Denver anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:58:33 2020 No.14931809 >>14931699 Denver is the reddit of American cities

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:10:30 2020 No.14931846 >>14931009 >high fives friend he brought with him to high five after he said that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:45:37 2020 No.14933104 >>14931052 You forgot the huge amount of loath and guilt projection that's possessed by waitstaff.I always try to treat them well but fucking hell people can bring the worst of themselves where they actually need to be at their best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:50:44 2020 No.14933119 >>14930765 I start with just water but I eventually do get a drink or two or three so its okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:52:35 2020 No.14933127 >>14931345 I've read some of Faulkner's works. Not really a fan. Stream of consciousness is contrived and burdensome to read. >inb4 filtered

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:55:20 2020 No.14933135 >>14931063 >cheese lakes Nobody calls them that but you, Arizona psycho guy I argued with a week ago. Your state still fucking blows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW0YonvZrs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:07:55 2020 No.14933170 >>14931297 Not at all. If anything it's better because 4 waters is easier to remember and the customer doesn't look like a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:48:26 2020 No.14933586 I used to just ask for a whole pitcher of water I just drink like insane amounts of water and would rather not wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:56:54 2020 No.14933627 Water is all you should drink besides coffee, tea and the occasional alcoholic beverage if you're gay. Soda is for pussy boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:00:16 2020 No.14933642 >>14933127 No one likes Faulkner, he’s just one of those authors you have to read because he is the voice of the old south

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:00:32 2020 No.14933644 File: 37 KB, 600x435, dontmess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931679 Cope and seethe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:17:31 2020 No.14933729 >>14931345 Wolfe, Hemmingway and Anderson are all better writers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:19:10 2020 No.14933740 >>14931510 I get water so I can afford the tip.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:25:37 2020 No.14933771

Texas is the best.
I just voted a straight republican ticket.

Only thing that sucks is maybe the mosquitos.
I wont deny there are other places that excel in other aspects like natural beauty (Colorado for sure).

But Texas has the best food culture of anywhere in the US.
Cajun and Seafood bleeding in from the East and the Coast
Mexican and Tex-Mex if you're a pedantic fuck
Incredible beef for burgers
Incredible BBQ
Hundred local beers that have been around before the gayass microbrewery craze

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:51:45 2020 No.14933896 >>14931194 Theyre midwest states you fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:59:32 2020 No.14933949 File: 82 KB, 720x853, 1597562480687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931332 The wall just got 10 feet taller. Eat shit and die spic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:01:17 2020 No.14933961 >>14933771 chud detected voting straight dem tomorrow, you mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:06:32 2020 No.14933987 >>14931205 Holy kek. Our eastbro success breeds jealousy. >>14931229 LMAO says the disgusting flyover hick. Imagine typing this shit while being a college student, you're probably a sexless incel who hates your professors for being smart leftbros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:07:53 2020 No.14933997 >>14933644 Now compare to California KEK we basically keep the entire country afloat, you wouldn't understand what that's like leech

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:08:55 2020 No.14934003 >>14933961 Based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:44:37 2020 No.14934149 >>14931332 the "refugees" from new orleans and other parts of louisana really did a number on houston kinda sad, really there's a shit ton of those drive thru daquiris now, though, if you're into that degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:53:31 2020 No.14934468 >>14933997 Thinking movies are productive in anyway lol kike detected

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:57:19 2020 No.14934489

>>14930837
I went to some greasy diner at 6 in the morning with some people I work with once. This 45 year old guy I work with legit did that. He also told the waitress she was going to be poor because she was majoring in social sciences and "there's no money in that." I will never go out in public with that moron again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:00:14 2020 No.14934505 >>14931045 It's only growing fast because all of shitty retirees are moving there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:29:21 2020 No.14934646 >>14930993 The national law requires they make water free. Either way I order water because I don't drink soda or alcohol. Not out of being stingy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:53:42 2020 No.14934751 >>14934468 >thinking CA sole export is popular culture

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:50:34 2020 No.14935049 >>14930765 My family insists on everyone getting water and nothing else because my dad grew up poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:54:52 2020 No.14935066 >>14930800 Give me 5000 nappies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:03:59 2020 No.14935112 >>14930765 Based. I rarely will order a soda or lemonade myself. Sugar water drinks are for unfit people and fill you up as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:25:02 2020 No.14935229 >>14931355 Yup. Awful. No good. You should stay where you are.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:53:43 2020 No.14935393

>>14930765
>>14930928
>>14930993
>>14931018
This is the reason I don't eat out anymore. You smug fucks just have to write down what I want and walk back and forth. I don't need your smug aura or your shitty inability to negotiate a higher wage for yourself. Fuck the restaurant industry. I hope every restaurant in America fails. Cook ya shits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:57:06 2020 No.14935409 >>14930800 This wine isn't at least ten dollars per glass? What kind of cheap swill are you serving me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:07:22 2020 No.14935460 Refill: waiters don't care if you only order water (for drinks). They don't get paid enough to care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:24:32 2020 No.14935541 >>14934751 Yeah, y'all are doing pretty well at exporting multinational corporations' headquarters lately. Thanks for Toyota.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:30:25 2020 No.14935565 >>14931198 The important thing about The Alamo (and the Texas revolution as a whole) is that it is ironically a cautionary tale about the dangers of illegal immigrants.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:30:31 2020 No.14935856

>>14931350
No clue about Arizona but in parts of Canada that is actually the law for restaraunts. I think there's exceptions for food trucks and stuff, but the general rule is that if you serve to the public you must make potable water available at no charge.

Parts of the states have the same laws, for them I think it's tied to whether or not you have a liquor license.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:12:58 2020 No.14936036 >>14933135 I'm not giving views to this anon. Your middle eastern opinion is irreverent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:14:01 2020 No.14936038 >>14933997 Anon, maybe a year ago you could talk but everyone smart has fled at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:16:58 2020 No.14936049 I'll continue to order water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:21:27 2020 No.14936069 Hemingway is better than faulkner

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:24:21 2020 No.14936081 >>14934489 idk he sounds pretty based

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:25:04 2020 No.14936082
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>tryna find something to eat after stressful family funeral
>walk into joe's crab shack and sit down, order some water and study the menu
>few minutes pass and my parents and i unanimously agree that the shitty blaring music's gonna make us fucking vomit
>get up and leave without ordering food
>manager chases us to parking lot thinking we dine and dashed
>wants us to pay for the tap water
fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:27:59 2020 No.14936093 >>14936082 I'd probably have left $5 for wasting the server's time, but meh. I understand your feelings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:31:42 2020 No.14936109 >>14936093 why would i give a server a full tip for 30 seconds of work

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:33:23 2020 No.14936113 >>14936109 Why would you not briefly explain that you had changed your mind about dining to literally anyone there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:35:07 2020 No.14936125 >>14936109 Should've been honest with them and told them that the blaring music is the wrong setting for the mood your family is in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:39:12 2020 No.14936141 >>14930765 I always get water. even if I'm having beer with my meal I still want a glass of water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:39:37 2020 No.14936144 >>14936113 Why would some shit eating losers think they deserve an explanation

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:40:15 2020 No.14936148

>>14936113
every worker disappeared
>>14936125
dad told him and he offered to turn it down but the fact he followed us just solidified the sour mood
people don't choose how they act in subversive situations shit just happens
if i could go back i'd write a note down on the table but too late now

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:41:42 2020 No.14936152

>>14931016
I live in the south had a door to door salesman ask me for water one day after I turned him away and I told him to take a hike. he should have started with that if he really was thirsty. I'm not going to entertain him if it's some kind of sales tactic to get me to stay engaged for a moment more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:41:47 2020 No.14936154 >>14936144 >The pot calls the kettle black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:44:26 2020 No.14936165 >>14936069 Only post that matters in the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 22:51:45 2020 No.14936500 >>14930866 Mr. Dubs making poverty lemonade aw ye. >>14930837 Hahaha and butter packets >>14930929 >nigger meme You need water to make kool-aid >>14936154 The the black calls pot kettle

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:19:11 2020 No.14936622 File: 117 KB, 216x342, Absolutely Disgusting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >putting gross old lemons that are probably germy as hell in your water

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:25:19 2020 No.14936651 >>14936622 I wasn't going to post but dude people have been doing this for so long. Do you know anyone who has gotten sick from it? I don't. I doubt you do? Like seriously wtf??

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:21:30 2020 No.14936807 File: 56 KB, 960x960, 1596385769039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931356 >>14931535 >>14933127 >>14933729 hello /lit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 01:25:21 2020 No.14937006 >>14931297 if you are annoyed by it then you need to find a job that isnt slave labour with charity tipping is a scam

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 01:53:51 2020 No.14937097 >>14930765 I just ask for like 3 lemons cut into slices, most kino way to enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 04:57:07 2020 No.14937522 Why put lemon in the water? It just makes it taste like the world's weakest, blandest lemonade. Plain water is better than water with lemon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 06:28:03 2020 No.14937662 >>14930918 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 09:22:40 2020 No.14938095 >>14936036 >he's not a Tim DIllon fan get a load of this fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:15:43 2020 No.14938367 >>14938095 I hate that he blew up so much. It ruined the show

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:19:49 2020 No.14938375 File: 336 KB, 745x726, pathetic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14934489 >social sciences I hope she took his advice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:21:42 2020 No.14938382 >>14935565 If Texas goes blue, you're going to see just how shitty things can get. What are you doing to prevent that anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:24:07 2020 No.14938390 >>14931101 Any city that’s not New York, LA, or San fran can go fuck itself T. Manhattanite

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:36:00 2020 No.14938429 >>14938390 Enjoy paying your zoom taxes faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:38:24 2020 No.14938437 >>14930765 >get water to start so I don't fill myself up >get soda when food comes out The only way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:41:03 2020 No.14938444 >>14930765 water with lemon is £2. hot or cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 11:42:21 2020 No.14938448 >>14931001 >soft drinks cost pennies to make and are marked up 500%. true to an extent, but labour and other costs are still incurred.

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 13:56:29 2020 No.14939109
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>used to work at a sports bar
>customer orders ranch with his meal
>gripes to the server that the ranch isn’t good
>server says that’s the only kind of ranch we have, we can’t replace it
>customer demands a replacement
>server goes to kitchen
>pours another cup of ranch from the same bottle
>customer likes it
??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 14:13:02 2020 No.14939175 >>14938375 I don't think you understand how big of a dope this guy is. He does have a college degree, but he works a blue collar job that his dad got him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 14:14:48 2020 No.14939180 >>14931016 Who knew Arizona was full of weak, dependent, pussy socialists begging for handouts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 14:22:40 2020 No.14939208 >>14939109 People is stupid and will throw a tantrum for anything so they can feel important, that customer probably felt more empowered the rest of the day because of that

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