/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14945000]

>start university late
>check out the shared kitchen
>it's an absolute pig sty
Welp, guess I won't be doing any cooking until I visit home in December.

[Anonymous No.14945021]

>>14945000
Get yourself a small fridge for your room or it is any rule against it?

[Anonymous No.14945030]

>>14945021
My room comes with a minifridge. I bought a kettle myself.

[Anonymous No.14945038]

>>14945030
Oh wait I just read your OP again is the kitchen the problem, damn that sucks anon good luck with your studies

[Anonymous No.14946065]

>>14945038
I haven't left my room in 4 days. I'm starving to death

[Anonymous No.14946472]

>>14945000
>living in the dorms
Here's where you fucked up mah nigga. My God did I hate living among the retarded apes freshman & sophomore years, half the people on my floor were complete smoothbrains blowing daddy's money so they could party.

[Anonymous No.14946478]

>>14946472
true. Dorm life is the most retarded thing ever

[Anonymous No.14946510]

Wait until all of your roomies are in eyesight (having Uber eats) and flop out some rubber gloves and clean the kitchen.

While cleaning the kitchen, put in earbuds and fake a phone call. Now, start cleaning the kitchen and do an extremely good job. Talk into the phone as if you're talking to a mate and make jokes about how the kitchen is a mess and you have no idea if your roomies have ever seen a good meal or even know how to cook rice (i.e. shame them).

BUT, here is the kicker.

Every time you pick up a knife from the dirty pile, stop talking into the phone. Complete dead pan, stop talking. Now stare at the edge of the blade and clean it like you're a caveman looking at an iphone. Admire that blade, cherish it, worship it. Lick it. Just love that knife.

Then snap out of it, like you were in a trance.

"Oh sorry bro! Just got caught up with something, haha!" Then keep cleaning the kitchen as normal and talking as normal.

Rinse (hah!) repeat every time you clean a knife.

Protip: if there is any tomato sauce on a dirty plate, slide the knife in it before you clean it.

I did this my second morning in dorm when all the normies were hungover having orange juice and mc hashbrowns. Third night they were cooking recipes off their ipads and cleaning after themselves.

Force yourself onto the world anon, it's the most valuable lesson you'll learn from college. People are sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.14946532]

>>14946510
>Every time you pick up a knife from the dirty pile, stop talking into the phone. Complete dead pan, stop talking. Now stare at the edge of the blade and clean it like you're a caveman looking at an iphone. Admire that blade, cherish it, worship it. Lick it. Just love that knife.
This is incredibly autistic and will do nothing but make you a laughing stock + make an enemy of everyone who witnesses it. Probably land you a forced psych eval too. Based retard

[Anonymous No.14946540]

>>14946472
I enjoyed partying in dorms because I'm from a normal country, where university is free.

[Anonymous No.14946559]

>>14946540
Completely rent free.

[Anonymous No.14946576]

>>14946510
I once saw some fag at college try to pull this autistic neo ninja psycopath bullshit, then some jock punched him in the face. Kid dropped out of school next week.