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What do you do when your mom gifts you this.
Cooking a pancake with it right now and I don't like it one bit.

>> No.14973021

throw it in the trash who cares

>> No.14973025

>>14973005
make an omelette in it and see if you can get it to explode like ja/ck/ did

>> No.14973039

>>14973021
yeah but my mom's feeling :(
I might try to sell it for 10jewros though

>> No.14973054

>>14973005
crab cakes, baby

>> No.14973110

>>14973005
When my mom was alive she'd always send me meat baskets and things like that around the holiday season. There was one year when she sent me a ton of Japanese stuff. It's cool to have a cool mom, appreciate them while you can because they die, its the nature of life.

>> No.14973114

>>14973005
these are very difficult to use and dangerous! ive seen them explode with very experienced chefs, your mother might want you to die

>> No.14973123

>>14973114
"killer assasin mom" seems like a movie on Lifetime network.

>> No.14973168
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I'm not sure how I feel about these pancakes from this gadget. If the thread is still up, I will cook some eggs for lunch in it.

>> No.14973171

>>14973168
That's pretty spooky, "as seen on TV"

>> No.14973176

>>14973005
What's the purpose of this thing exactly? Just to make food in a long oval shape?

>> No.14973186

>>14973005
I always say thanks even if it is goofy stuff that I'll never use. You only get one mom so appreciate her while she's around, you'll miss these goofy things when she's not around.

>> No.14973269

>>14973025
Based

>> No.14973274

>>14973025
I doubt it, OP is smart enough to solve a captcha, something way beyond Jack's skill set.

>> No.14973288

>>14973274
I wasn't smart enough to solve them so I had to pay

>> No.14973293

>>14973168
they look like thongs

>> No.14973298
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>>14973168
here's ur pancakes

>> No.14973301

>>14973288
Jack is that you?

>> No.14973313

>>14973274
Dealing with google bullshit is retarded, its more worth it to just pay ahead and get a token. Fuck google and their "lets be friendly" bullshit.

>> No.14973316

>>14973298
Looks like what california faggots wear, sketchers and vans like the fags that they are.

>> No.14973458

>>14973005
Be lucky that your mother is still alive and fucking loves you. one day she won't be here and you'll be fucking regretting all the crap that you ever done and you'll be missing getting gifts like this that you may not like. And then, you'll sit there and cry and get depressed because you miss your mom.

>> No.14973461

>>14973316
lmao it's the shoelace guy again. how's the coffee?

>> No.14973468

>>14973168
was this image made in blender?

>> No.14973472

>>14973025
Video?

>> No.14973481

>>14973468
Wow, the rendering is superb, good eye.

>> No.14973787

>>14973301
mk;bklhbgjfgil

>> No.14973811

>>14973176
The purpose is to make consumers buy yet another useless kitchen machine to gain profit.

>> No.14973825

Homemade hashbrowns.

>> No.14973938
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Advertised to have non-stick surface. Couldn't get the eggs off.
fuck this garbage, I'm giving it back to my mom or selling as a new and never used before product.

>> No.14973956

>>14973039
That'll make the bitch feel better.

>> No.14973969

>>14973039
Use it whenever she comes over and no other time. Problem solved. Be thankful that you have a mother that loves you and thinks about you and wants to do nice things for you.

>> No.14973971

>>14973938
It's super shite but she meant well. If you want to be a good kid send her a picture of the food you made with it, tell her it's nice and then never speak of that machine again. At this point you can sell it.
Giving presents back is awful and you may break her heart.

>> No.14973974

>>14973971
> send her a picture
Holy shit, this is such a good idea. I will do it right now, just have to edit the booze out of the picture with eggs. I think I will come to /ck/ for /adv/ice now. Thank you!

>> No.14973980

>>14973938
>>14973971

yea dont give it back, dont make her sad anon

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>>14973472

>> No.14974296

>>14973938
If she gave it to you recently then give it back to her saying it's shit.
Obviously not throwing it in her face, just ask her if she can get a refund on it.

>> No.14974298

>>14974268
poor jack. I don't even know how one can fuck this bad, so I will say that this was actually the shitware that did this and he was just unlucky to be filming at the time.

>> No.14974314
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>>14973461

>> No.14974605

>>14974298
the instruction booklet of the device explicitly said not to lock down the hatch when cooking eggs

jack didnt read and it exploded in his face and he blamed it on the thing

>> No.14974613

>>14973005
>What do you do when your mom gifts you this.
tell her to stop buying you useless garbage and to just save her money and buy you socks or something actually useful instead

>> No.14974617

>>14973005
Set some goddamn boundaries you loser. Tell her to stop buying you things and instead buy you consumables that you can use in your cooking.

>> No.14974634

>>14973969
She can't think about him very much or love him enough to know him very well if she's buying him gifts that do not fit him as an individual.

>> No.14974640

>>14974617
If your mom it's not so easy to do that. What kind of asshole hollars at their mom?
Just say thanks and put the stuff in a closit.

>> No.14974682

>>14974617
Same with an older sister, they love buying stuff for their younger brother or son, the thing is ten years down the road it might be useful or some girlfriend might find it useful. They might not be around so long and they're missed, even if hollaring at me, I miss that too.

>> No.14974716

>>14974605
Including a clasp that isn't supposed to be used is pretty dumb design, though. Being able to open it while it's in storage won't cause any real problems.

>> No.14974736

>>14974640
>>14974682
Ok, let's take a quick break from /ck/ to do socialization for autistics.
The first thing is that you don't have to yell to express your preferences. Instead, you can use your normal conversational voice to tell someone about the things you like and the things you don't like.
It is, in fact, more hurtful to the gift-giver if they find out you're just pretending to like the gift they gave instead of suggesting the things you'd actually like to receive.

>> No.14974758

>>14974268
Based

>> No.14974762

>why dont you use the fancy new theromix son
cause the controls are fucked Ma. this thing is not a blender, food proccessor and stand mixer all in one, i dont care what your facebook group says

>> No.14974773

>>14973938
hope your mom is cool. if my kids were honest with me and told me something i got them was pretty shit, i'd be okay with it.

>> No.14974777

>>14973313
Google just wants to provide the best service possible. My Australian government is trying to limit what they can do which would make my Google and YouTube features less robust than they can be, and that makes me angry. Other Australians should write to their local member to express their displeasure like I did.

>> No.14974781

>>14973980
you shouldnt lie to your parents either though

>> No.14974822

>>14973005
make omelettes i guess

>> No.14974840

>>14974736
That all sounds good and well but moms never listen to that, so just say thanks and be done with it, it makes moms happy too.

>> No.14974859

>>14974777
Don't you aussies still have government level blocks on certain websites? Isn't that easy get around with a proxy or something like that?
That's real soccer mom shit.

>> No.14974866

>>14974781
Oh shut up, everyone lies to their parents, nobody is some fucking angel 100% of the time.

>> No.14974889
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Just don't crack the egg, moms notice that sort of stuff.

>> No.14974900
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>>14973168
Looks like my fucking cleaning sponge.

>> No.14976270

>>14973938
should have used cooking spray or butter then dude. regular pans can be non-stick too but you still use butter to cook eggs in em. looks like a shit product nonetheless.

>> No.14976277

>>14974781
its called a white lie to spare their feelings

>> No.14976283

>>14974716
i think the clasp is meant to be used with certain foods only

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>>14974900

>> No.14976325

>>14974777
>Google just wants to provide the best service possible.
To their customers, yes, and that's not the users, it's the ones that buys personal info of their users.

>> No.14976652

>>14973168
It's like a penny someone put on railroad tracks.

>> No.14976769

>>14973458
Been crying everyday the last 400 days

>> No.14976811

>>14976310
I was TERRIFIED that he was going to eat it once he finished. Throwing it onto the counter isn't a whole lot better, though.