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>drink smoothie
>pic related

>> No.14981218

>thinking that pubey bullshit looks good
lmao you deserve everything you get

>> No.14981220

What’s a straw?

>> No.14981226

straws exist,using them correctly will eliminate this issue.

>> No.14981229

bro trim, also just get a fat boba straw

>> No.14981237

>suck cock
>pic related

>> No.14981242

you ever consider a shave and a job?

>> No.14981248
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>> No.14981263

Trim your mustache and beard you disgusting faggot.

>> No.14981266

I know it looks like shit, faggot.
I'm shaving it this afternoon. My skin gets fucked off when I shave but I can't take it anymore.

>> No.14981268

You have not suffered nearly enough for your crimes. GET BACK IN THERE AND DO IT AGAIN!

>> No.14981283

This, except with tomato juice, was me just a bit ago. Not sure if I've got you beaten in the mangy hobobeard department, though.

>> No.14981293

Tfw everyone thinks I grow out my beard as some sort of manliness thing but it's just equal parts laziness and sensitive skin. My facial pubes are as coarse as fucking needles. I think I've gone clean-shaven maybe twice in the last year, both times were for job sites with asbestos.

>> No.14981323

I've had unkempt facial hair since I was 17. I shave every couple months. When I shave my head my scalp turns beet red. Oh well.

>> No.14981351

Buzz it close then, dipshit. You don't need to act like a proud thirteen year old with his first fucking facial hair just because you get zits with a straight razor. That looks like it belongs on an ass.

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Just trim

>> No.14981367

>My skin gets fucked off when I shave but I can't take it anymore.
I've been using single blade bic razors and my face doesnt get all that fucked up anymore. not sure if it will work for you but it works for me

>> No.14981380

Been having the same issue, but still too lazy to shave or trim.

>> No.14981424

You do know facial hair can be groomed, right? Like it's like the hair on your head, you can shape it and trim it. You can even style it.

Like what the fuck victorian gentlemen knew this shit how the fuck do you not know this?

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>> No.14981447

Ok groomer.

>> No.14981467

I mean ok be a fat unkempt neckbeard.
I did do hair for almost a decade.

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OP here. It's done.

>> No.14981602

handsome boy :)

>> No.14981614

Unite the Right lookin ass

>> No.14981630

Facial hair is for fatasses and chinlets

>> No.14981639

You're a chomo

>> No.14981651

Now take care of that pubey shit creeping up out of your neckline. For fuck's sake, why do you need to be told this shit.

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Unironically Looks much better. Your beard wasn’t the worst but needed a trim. Good chine line (or at least a good angle) my recommendation for you is to remain clean shaven

>> No.14981677

Looks like you drank something else

>> No.14981704

Cum on your mustache, I presume

>> No.14981710

I wanna kiss you

>> No.14981736

Lmao, I can't believe we tricked this faggot into cutting off his beard. You look like a 16 year old faggot that sucks off the janitor in the broom closet.

>> No.14981740

Much better

>> No.14981751

Getting cream on your mustache is a right of passage honestly. It means you actually have one.

>> No.14981875

what the fuck is this thread even about
this isn't /ck/

>> No.14981884

This. I trim my mustache with scissors once a week. No hair is on my lips themselves.

>> No.14981916

Hot beard op, would make out with and shove my cock into/10.

>> No.14981933

Onion boy/10 would not make out with and shove my cock into

>> No.14981935

Post timestamped beard faggot

>> No.14981938

My grandma had a mug with this built into it

>> No.14981965

yeah, after menopause there are lots of changes in the body that we do our best to live with.

>> No.14981969

Fuck off

>> No.14982000

These are the people I post with on here. My god

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>> No.14984039

What did he mean by this??

>> No.14984057

Brother, pro tip: Use a good razor and get fucking aftershave. There's a reason it exists

>> No.14984134

stop gluing pubes on your face
it's disgusting

>> No.14984137


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