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Big Chugs Edition

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Is that jenkem?

>> No.14986185

Americans got talents LMMMAAAAOOOOOO

>> No.14986207

Why would you marry someone who looks like yourself with a wig, glasses, and a stuffed bra? Creepy.

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>> No.14986274

Why are you even gonna bother with this thread if you're just gonna post this hack.

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>> No.14986360

>BISTRO above the microwave
Is there anything classier?

>> No.14986362

how do you wash this glass?

>> No.14986405

jack stands for the anthem and sits for his meals
#BLESSED #blessedthread #jackinit247

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>> No.14986462

Fucking legend.

>> No.14986467

That's a big dangerous chug. No wonder he's retarded.

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>> No.14986486

Better then taco bell

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Apologize or your life will be forfeit!

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Link is the webm I wanted to post, but it's not the same without audio so here it is


>> No.14986873

Did he died?

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No idea

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>> No.14987073

>recipe requires you to have 4 hands

Fuck you Tasty

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>she doesn't cook with her girlfriend right behind her

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>> No.14987137

its literally germany you autistic faggot

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>> No.14987198

Has he died yet?

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Mmm, alcohol poisoning.

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>the dead arm flopping around

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>> No.14987281

god fucking damnit what bothers me about this webm is that bitch dosent know how to fucking scoop ice cream

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>> No.14987301

To be fair, I don't think that her ice cream scooping abilities were the reason she got hired.

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>breakfast is almost finished, honey
>I'm sorry I'm taking so long
>I'll wake up earlier tomorrow
>please stop yelling at me

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>> No.14987567 [DELETED] 

damn, imagine if blacks put the same effort into being employed and not committing crimes that they put into prison bunk mexican food

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Not directed at anyone in particular, but it is worth mentioning that spamming/flooding is a reportable offense.

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>> No.14987749

>Sesame oil first
Complete fuckup, you only add it at the end, it'll burn off otherwise.

>> No.14987765 [DELETED] 

HEH GETS THEM NEWFAGS EVERY TIME HEHEHEH you're the autist for freaking out over a filename you dumb bitch you better hope to god the purge isn't real fucker or I'm gonna exterminate you off the face of this god damned earth you hear me fucker you BETTER HOPE pray to fucking god trump doesn't get rereelected and makes it real to kill every single useless space on thethis god fforsaken planet EVERY FUCKING DAY THE SAME SHIT EVERY DAY SAME POST OVER AND OVER AGAIN A I AM AM SSO FUCKING SIC KOF SEEING THE SAME FUCKING SHIT IT'S NOT LIKE ENDLESS TIME WLOIORP OF THE SAME DAY ON REPEAST OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER I CAN'T[ FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE WITH YOU FUCKING AUTISf

>> No.14987773

Is everything okay? You can speak to me if you're not feeling well.

>> No.14987780 [DELETED] 

Imagine if you did literally anything except spout this complete bullshit.

>> No.14987793 [DELETED] 

Statistics back him up.

>> No.14987800

If the cucumber was a hollowed out baguette, I'd eat it

>> No.14987806

That's not a cucumber.

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>> No.14987840 [DELETED] 

Not reading that white guilt bullshit.

>> No.14987862

>it's 3 PM

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>> No.14987883 [DELETED] 

>Harvard did an extensive study of the criminal justice system
>Could find no other cause for higher incarceration rates than systemic racism
Yep, when confronted with facts that disprove your twisted "statistics" you instantly try to shut down the debate.

>> No.14987889 [DELETED] 

Some libshit from a libshit college that drank the social marxist kool-aid spewing the same bullshit we've heard a million times before are not facts. It's propaganda.

>> No.14987893

yeah, It's the systemic racism of the state of massachusetts that explains why in subsaharan africa people can be eating the meat off a severed human leg in broad daylight without anyone giving a shit

>> No.14987895 [DELETED] 

Yep, exactly as predicted, you reject the actual study because it doesn't say what you want it to.

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>> No.14987902

>Being this full /pol/tard

>> No.14987907 [DELETED] 

>actual study
It's not that at all. It's a bunch of dumb college kids grasping at straws to brainwash you with their propaganda. Stop listening to these "experts" and learn to think for yourself, kid. It could save your life.

>> No.14987913

Don't you just mean "be skeptical"?

>> No.14987915

And now you prove how completely stupid you are.

>Harvard Law School’s Criminal Justice Policy Program

>> No.14987918

I don't get offended easily, but what the actual fuck

>> No.14987919

No, he really means "stop listening to non-Stormfront sources."

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>> No.14987929

To be honest seeing dark and/or fat hands are an instant turnoff.

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You are allowed to make fun of fat people, as being fat is a choice.

>> No.14987941

wait I thought you had to turn the boot or a air bubble will get you? or is that just liquids? or did beerfest lie to me?

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I, too, am a reader of this fine publication

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>> No.14987961

You just need to hold the toe to one side, not spin it like in the movie, but he's drinking some kind of slushy out of it.

>> No.14987968

It is turned.

>> No.14987971

both are liable to take things from you

>> No.14987973

It's creamed corn.

>> No.14987974

It's creamed corn

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Here you go. No taste test that time though.

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>> No.14988040

what the hell is that? Cooking with MS?

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>> No.14988093

mmmm melted ziploc is my favourite

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>> No.14988113

WTF is wrong with that fucking pussy? I am ashamed of myself that I made it through that whole shitshow clip.

>> No.14988173

She's a cutie. Well done cali

>> No.14988181

I'm fucking dying

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>> No.14988210

>Keeps calling "maple" flavored Karo Maple Syrup

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Fuck off Canuck, no one cares.

>> No.14988228

>Not Canadian
>Spent many springs hauling buckets of maple sap for Grandpa to dump in his bigass cauldron in Wisconsin

>> No.14988343

I had a friend who's mom made these for breakfast any time I stayed over. Was weird but not bad.

>> No.14988351

Jack makes this in one of his vids.

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I can confirm thanks to the committed work of our resident Food Ja/ck/s.

>> No.14988445

She won't be for long

>> No.14988447

God damn look at that boulder belly

>> No.14988476

Is prison really this comfy?

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>> No.14988649

>japanese lasagne
That's just Timpano bruh.

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At least post the followup too

>> No.14988678

God, Americans are such loathsome creatures.

>> No.14988681

With your foot

>> No.14988691

I always really liked how this looked. Not as a salad, but as an ice cream sundae topping.

>> No.14988797

While I absolutely detest food eating channels, this dude is strangely charismatic and I am always rooting for him. I hope he can forever avoid the beetus.

>> No.14988805

Is this how The Architect works?

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no anon it's japanese thing

>> No.14988849

>Implying that if you have to go to those lengths just for half-decent food it's "comfy" in any way

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>> No.14988860

>being this ignorant about facts

>> No.14988866

>Hurr durr diss video of German woman with a German watermark iz Muricans guyz!

>> No.14988867

so basically

>> No.14988870

>Thinks any of the facts back him

>> No.14988871
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>Anon's reference FBI NATIONAL database statistics
>Cherry pick a study on Massachusetts incarceration stats.
>Appeal to authority to an institution that makes no effort to hide its bias in academia
>Reddit spacing

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so boring

>> No.14988886

Is that Jack's daughter?

>> No.14988898

>Anon referenced raw data intentionally interpreted by Stormfront that way that intentionally avoids explaining reasons based on the data because of preconceived beliefs
>Extensive, in-depth study that actually examines complex factors like arrest vs conviction rates that factors in socioeconomic status and finds that blacks are harrassed, arrested, and killed at rates that can't be explained by "inherent" criminality like racists want it to be

Also, instantly shooting down acadeemia because you don't like the results they've found is full retard. so is going "hurr durr leddit speccing" when you have no valid arguments because someone used proper paragraph spacing.

>> No.14988920

K... Still doesn't refute that despite making 13% of the population...

>> No.14988926

>/pol/tards can only accept data if it fits their worldview

>> No.14988927

Superb trolling, keep it up.

>> No.14988930

>These two very different data points are equal!

>> No.14988937

>Proving my point

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Fuck you, I'm bored

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>> No.14989047

Daughter in law

>> No.14989050

Why isn't he moving his other arm

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>> No.14989193

it's dead

>> No.14989694 [DELETED] 

Go eat shit, Marxist faggot.

>> No.14989882


Mu friends German mom used to make this for us. She called it "beaner corn" its pretty good.

>> No.14989927

>waits 30 seconds then calmly turns it off
I think he was acting for views.

>> No.14989938


I noticed this happens a lot. Many people end up marrying the gender swapped version of themselves.

>> No.14989941

The way you're supposed to argue with someone who posted a source is to go through the study and point out what's wrong with it. Just calling them faggots and dismissing them is not persuasive.

>> No.14990058

You really think anyone's actually going to convince anyone else here to begin with?

>> No.14990065 [DELETED] 

>Wanting actual equal treatment under the law for all is somehow "Marxist"

>> No.14990070

But that could actually change his beliefs!

>> No.14990428 [DELETED] 

whites and blacks who don't commit crimes are both treated equally. perhaps behavioral reform by the "victims" of this racialized tyranny is a more tenable staging ground for your revolution, comrade.

>> No.14990440

Drinks have zero gas after been half opened and shaken to death

So not impressed

>> No.14990447

That will not settle in his system
Throwing up will be happening within a single hour
I have done that with vodka
Guzzled more than half squeezing the plastic bottle for faster effect

>> No.14990494

>white sugar (I'm not racist)

>> No.14990505 [DELETED] 

>Blacks are policed more aggressively
>More likely to be falsely arrested
>More likely to live in urban poverty because of aftereffects of redlining, thus harder to get work and build wealth and not need to resort to criminal activity to survive
>More likely to be arrested for harder charges for the same crimes as whites
>Routinely get harsher sentences for the same crimes
But no, it's that they need to change their ways, right? The reality is that the system has, blatantly or subtly, been forcing them into an underclass status on purpose for hundreds of years so poor whites feel better about how they're getting fucked by the system, because "at least we ain't them."

>> No.14990511

Has to be a white people thing.

>> No.14990544 [DELETED] 

Go back to where ever u came from u dumb cunt

>> No.14990593 [DELETED] 

Great argument, /pol/.

>> No.14990596

This dude also ate like stickers and shit.

>> No.14990602 [DELETED] 

Imagine if shoveling drugs left and right, shooting at cops, and looting and burning everything at the slightest provocation werent your immediate choice of action

>> No.14990606 [DELETED] 

>Being this full retard

>> No.14990611 [DELETED] 

I live in minnie fucknuts. Let me know the next time the street outside your window is full of angry chimps and on fire, and the people responsible for stopping that are told to do nothing.

Eat shit you suburban cuckold.

>> No.14990625 [DELETED] 

>whites and blacks who don't commit crimes are both treated equally
literally incorrect, zero data supports this delusion
and in addition, whites and blacks who do commit crimes are also not treated equally.

>> No.14990650 [DELETED] 

A lot of data supports it, youve just decided the data is "racist" and "imperially white" so you can plug your ears and yell LA LA LA LA LA so that j'dewuan'm'phtumutu that livestreamed himself flashing a gun around 30m before his arrest after pulling said gun on officers is now a racist hatecrime and not somebody being a fucking moron

>> No.14990659 [DELETED] 

I'm in Minneapolis, you fuckwit. All of it was caused by the police being violent dickbags. They killed a man in cold blood. Then when protestors showed up to demand the arrest of the murderers, they started shooting LTLs at the crowd with no provokation, and did the same the next night provoking the burning.

And don't forget that the first windows broken were by a neo-nazi biker.

>> No.14990664 [DELETED] 

>Says the guy "LALALA"ing the newest, far deeper analyzed data

>> No.14990675 [DELETED] 

He died of cardiac problems in the care of EMTs because he was a fucking crackhead you dumb bastard. The rest of your post is literal makebelieve.


>> No.14990681 [DELETED] 

>Im in Minneapolis
Nice giveaway larper.

>> No.14990720

Whats club soda, is it like carbonated water or more like sprite?

>> No.14990803 [DELETED] 

>He died of cardiac problems in the care of EMTs
He died under Chauvin's knee you lying fuck. He was dead when they arrived.

>> No.14990806 [DELETED] 

Born at HCMC, worked at East Lake Target through high school, moved back after done in the Army. Eat shit you fucking douche.

>> No.14990868 [DELETED] 

Why do american niggers commit so many murders?

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>> No.14990906

Is this a hate crime against diabetics?

>> No.14990947

He had a stroke cause he's a fat fuck.

>> No.14990979

>open bottle before the start of webm
It's water.

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>> No.14990995

Actually, it was caused by drinking too many energy drinks.

>> No.14991012

Does he have a glove on to keep his hand warm because it doesn't have a proper circulation anymore because of the stroke?

>> No.14991037

Why go through the trouble of peeling a pork sausage when you could just have ground pork in the first place

>> No.14991053

he is legit and has been around for years, welcome to the board

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>> No.14991090

So being a fat fuck.

>> No.14991390

How could a morbidly obese "leans keto" individual of unique roundness that prays the gay away possibly have any of these conditions?

>> No.14991479

What the fuck is leans keto? Is that really what Jack says he does?

>> No.14991511

Yeah that is what he tells people on facebook that question wtf he is doing, lmao. I don't have a screenshot handy but they're out there

>> No.14991536

this has to be some kind of shock video for clicks, no way anyone eats the fucking face off an unskinned and uncleaned rat.

>> No.14991538

if you cook this for anyone you should be sent to the gulag

>> No.14991555

The chad thick crust

>> No.14991556

This is the "Level 1 Romantic Dinner" video (there are no other levels) and the comments on it are pretty much what you said

>> No.14991577
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Don't forget to vote /ck/

>> No.14991701

how do you think they got diabetic in the first place?

>> No.14991706

>I voted (for Joe Biden)

>> No.14991734

Cerebral Palsy

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>> No.14991974

Are they not siblings?...

>> No.14992035
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>> No.14992191

It definitely could be fake
But the man has a history

>> No.14992206

after his disabling stroke he started to do keto as a diet, but half assed it and was getting roasted by his comment section. he still eats fatty protein sloppas but doesn't limit his carbs enough to actually benefit from ketosis.
hard to admit but the 300 lb 5' 4'' man doesn't sacrifice dopamine for longevity.

>> No.14992233

13.5 shots of 40% abv liquor is the median lethal dose of alcohol.
A 1.75L bottle contains about 37.

>> No.14992235

He vomited after. You can see him leave fast before ending

>> No.14992242

thank fucking God

>> No.14992302

Fucking zip lock sousvide egg

>> No.14992310

Watch the full video, he breaks the seal

>> No.14993448

Oh yeah I forgot he turned his comments off

>> No.14993559

Gotta break out the big insulin pen for this one boys, you might wanna step back.

>> No.14993582

That man will make some other man very happy one day

>> No.14993696

I've had more than that and I didn't die, fucking bullshit.

>> No.14993718
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You sully our great kings order. this filth shall be purged.

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>> No.14993727

I would like to know where you come from.

>> No.14993730
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It's wasn't dead at the time of that video.

>> No.14993771

6 fucking years an some new cunt keep asking

>> No.14993783

The last time that guy washed his hands Ghandi was still alive.

>> No.14993881

Man I remember when that kid was half the size of jack
Now he's tattooed just like his mishap choked brother

>> No.14993901

You say that like webm threads aren't the people posting the exact same webms every single week with 1 or 2 new ones thrown in.

>> No.14993910

the heat prolly takes care of the germs

>> No.14993952
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I don't see you helping.

>> No.14993955

The knife shilling video is like week old.

>> No.14993966

> said in reply to a guy eating straight butter

>> No.14993994

Good God
I could sell lots of that shit outside of a dialysis clinic

>> No.14994021

What kind of prisons are these where they have access to food and other leisure stuff? And they're recording it as well? How is this prison?

>> No.14994022

I don't know, LA Beast never looked that fat to me. I guess he's a bit thick, but he wears it pretty well as he looks mostly just big/built.

>> No.14994257

cool shit fountain

>> No.14994258

naive as fuck

>> No.14994303

Club soda is just another term for sparkling water. So yeah, just carbonated water.

>> No.14994335

Tmaple Loving Canadians

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>> No.14994449

Wasn't it because he was eating raw meat constantly?

>> No.14994462

Well, I haven't seen Jack claim that.

>> No.14994468

or just wash your hands retard

>> No.14994475

Is washing your hands a new life hack?

>> No.14994494

Well, I'm pretty sure that it's at least couple hundred years old by now.

>> No.14994502

But news to americans

>> No.14994687


Is that a sloppy joe fountain?

>> No.14995007

Neither are you. This video is ancient. Don't pretend I'm not right.

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>> No.14995090
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It's what happens when you get water in the chocolate fountain, and the chocolate seizes.

>> No.14995283

god i wish that were me

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>>French omelette
>>No butter
>>Black pepper
>>400 fillings mixed throughout egg

What the fuck is happening

>> No.14995318

this gimp probably has a 10/10chad husband

>> No.14995355

my dog ate 3lbs of butter once then puked the melted butter on my couch so i bought a new couch.

>> No.14995394

So what do you even do with this? Trade it to people for cigarettes?

>> No.14995401

i drink 30oz every day, bub

>> No.14995415

Why are americans so dum?

>> No.14995417

whatcha know bout dat

>> No.14995428

I love that europoors have zero reading comprehension. Absolute Neanderthals, I'm so happy my ancestors got out while they could.

>> No.14995578

Eat your heart out, Jack Pepin

>> No.14995685

No. He quit drinking some years ago and ever since his videos have not been funny or impressive. He basically stopped being a freakshow and started eating moderate portions of fast food for charity.

>> No.14995690

Yeah, most people here aren't american niggers who have been locked up

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>> No.14995843

How did he get inside?

>> No.14995847

He was born there

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he looks like hes having a jolly good time

>> No.14996556

This hurts my soul
poor girl

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retards dont have souls

>> No.14996909

pretty dumb line of logic to think you have to have been in a certain position to know about it so add ignorant to naive

>> No.14996940

white people shit

>> No.14996951

I was not prepared for this

>> No.14997034

I dont get this one, why is it keep getting posted here?
The lid got stuck and he took it out with a bit of struggle?
I dont have those gas stoves so explain to me what he should have done different

>> No.14997104

It's Jack, everything he does is a struggle.

>> No.14997587

Based retard thinking that people don't have the right to even a shred of entertainment or comfort just because they committed a crime

>> No.14997612

He ja/ck/ed it up. Like when he cut himself with the knife on the hand holding said knife

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>> No.14997714

I find it funny how encouraging people to vote makes conservatives mad. its like the "okay to be white" campaign turned around on you guys. how can encouraging people to vote never not be good. lol

>> No.14997754

I don't know, not telling people to waste their time seems like a good thing to me.

>> No.14997849

make fun of em all you want but this mans got at least 20 folds he can stick his dick in tonight.

>> No.14997866

In the dishwasher.

>> No.14997963

Because I can't season meat properly and want to pay someone minimum wage to do it for me.

>> No.14998112

> I drink half as much as the guy in the video every day, and I'm not dead. Spreading the alcohol out over time and drinking half as much has no impact on survivability. I'm so much fucking smarter than you bub.

>> No.14998118

>Also I'm a degenerate shaving years off my life every week, but you're not a real man like me so you wouldn't understand, bub.

>> No.14998121

chinese fire drill

>> No.14998386

what a dumbass. that water isn't going to wash out the smoke from his lungs

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>> No.14998583

I can't believe every american eats this for every meal

>> No.14998593

dannkk yaaa

>He quit drinking some years ago

>> No.14998606

This sucks lol. It's just cranberry juice and ginger ale, also I bet you can taste the glove in it. Berry punch is best when you use lots of different juices.

>> No.14998609

theyre used to the germs

>> No.14998610

Ziploc is made of polyproplyene, you're good to go.

>> No.14998630

You're supposed to make them with kids, nubs.

>> No.14998638

>doesn't show the end product
Garbage webm.

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>> No.14998767 [DELETED] 

whites can't cook

>> No.14998972

might be to supplement his grip since he doesn't have any finger strength

>> No.14999018

is this what Americans call cooking

>> No.14999022

>fucking filename

>> No.14999050

Only if you can make commissary.

>> No.14999068

Mount Sloppa

>> No.14999229

>Puts the aluminium of nutella jar in the sandwich

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Why stop there then

>> No.14999348

No retard, you eat it.

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>> No.14999502

the hell is the long pink thing?

>> No.14999597

>Pouring maple syrup all over a bowl of cereal

>> No.14999628

Kojima, MGS 6 when

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>> No.14999831

>Not just cooking it inside it's shell so you don't waste 90% of the egg

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>> No.15000074

Holy shit, just when you think the pan is overcrowded as fuck, they keep on piling up the food.

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Can he be stopped? Hes taking peoples eggs now.

>> No.15000213

Boot dryer

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Can this man be stopped?

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>> No.15000235

This is vile. Is this from a real cooking show, or is it satirical?

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Hes achieved what no mere mortal has achieved.

>> No.15000279

Lmao ded at this.

I recently made tortilla espanola in front of my brother in law. I flipped it out of the pan successfully like this onto the plate. He is new to cooking, but knowing him he will want to try it and I give him a 90% of re-enacting this webm.

>> No.15000364

Relevant and useful

>> No.15000390

It's real. It's a French cooking show called Chef's Club.

>> No.15000486

100% satisfaction

>> No.15000532

You can see there is gas when he opens them

>> No.15001428

>how do you wash this glass

>> No.15001438
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>if only you know how bad things really are

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>still taking this b8

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Is that the same girl?
Didn't she use to be really cute and we were all kinda surprised and envious that Jack Jr. managed to get a girl like that?

She looks like you can wring a cup of grease out of her hair.
She also looks like she'd want to drink that cup.

>> No.15001540

Anyone have the videos of Jack choking his son, of Jack bragging about choking his son, or his son's christian rap videos?

>> No.15001545

Thanks for answering the questions. I may be ignorant, but you guys are just plain fucking retarded.

>> No.15001549

Easily accessible on youtube.

We don't spoonfeed people on /ck/

>> No.15001564

whoa, you're so fucking badass anon

>> No.15001566

I mean I guess they could get smartphones as contraband. That's the kinda deal where someone is running an illegal poker ring and some of the guards have their names written in a little black book.

>> No.15001576

Hey, that's my sister's name.

>> No.15001586

@0:39, mom putting my pee-plug in my foreskin before school.

>> No.15001593

What's wrong with how she's doing it?

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I just searched "Jack Scalfani choke"

I only bothered doing it to spite you, faggot.

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I made sausages with gloves once. Some of the fingers fell off but I guess I just didn't use enough binder. Maybe another egg would have done the trick.

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I know this faggot is playing it up for the camera, but willingly acting like that for money is actually more pathetic than being afraid of some spinning dough.
This is less dignified than actual prostitution.

>> No.15001708

No wonder they're still in the fucking stone age

>> No.15001714

When your entire income depends on making these types of videos the rest of your life
Their lives must be a living hell

>> No.15001785

this episode is about an American woman living in Germany though

>> No.15002235

Interesting, what do you normally do with the leftover broth?

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>> No.15002563

>hey look you can wrap your hand in plastic using this bag
literally just use a fucking food glove, what the fuck

>> No.15002571

bruh just cut it off

>> No.15002682

>food glove
what kind of faggot shit is this
do you have a food hat too?
Maybe some food shoes?

>> No.15002779

Shes not even going to eat it they're shooting a porno

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