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15010479 No.15010479 [Reply] [Original]

>accidentally undercook pasta
>its crunchy still
>fuck
>just tell people its "al dente "like chef Ramsey"
>they eat it up

>> No.15010550
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>>15010479
but did you use a Knorr Stock Pot™ anon?

>> No.15010558
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>undercook cake
>still gooey on the inside
>shit
>just tell people its "filled with my special filling"
>they laugh and scarf it down

>> No.15010714

>>15010558

>its a lava cake, its supposed to be like that hahaha.......

>> No.15010722

>>15010558
HOLY SHIT I'VE SEEN BIRD PASTA PIC FOR 12 YEARS BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN BIRD WITH CAKE

>> No.15010733

>>15010722
calm down

>> No.15010735

>server people vanilla ice cream
>forget all the toppings
>j-just tell them its alamode

>> No.15010773

>>15010550
I unironically use knorr bulion cubes and use em with ramen noodles

>> No.15010802
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>be a lazyfuck cook
>do not even bother making a sandwich
>just give costumers the ingredients
>"in this way you can assemble it how you want!"

>> No.15010803

>>15010802
I bet you do it with a 300% markup too you piece of shit

>> No.15010822

>>15010802
DQ mexi coke on it's side.

>> No.15010933

>>15010479
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this post, but I did.

>> No.15010937

>>15010479
Literally just taste the pasta before draining it retard

>> No.15011028

>accidentally burn a dish
>discard all the black burnt parts
>say it's a "smoked" variant
>everyone gives you compliments for its rich taste

>> No.15011035
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>drop the food on the floor
>put it in the plate
>serve it anyway
>"here's your deconstructed food, sir"

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>>15010722
THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING TO THE JAPANESE BIRD THREAD
SHE IS A VERY TALENTED BIRD
SHE'S THE ONLY HUMAN TO HAVE EVER CONNECTED FIVE AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE

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>>15010722

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>>15010722

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>>15010722

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>>15010722

>> No.15011347

>>15010479
how the hell are you that shit that your pasta is still crunchy

>> No.15011402

>>15011347
Probably just copying Gordon Ramsey desu

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>>15010479

>> No.15012717

>>15011432
bird

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>>15012717
birds enjoying a meal