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Welcome to the WEBM thread where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

>> No.15019432

>Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!

>> No.15019469

>only posts 1

>> No.15019478

>when the norks revolt

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>Doesn't post anything

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>> No.15019590

I am confused. what is this?

>> No.15019599

Attempted fondue fountain GONE SEXUAL

>> No.15019604

well that's a whole lotta bullshit

>> No.15019608

funny but fake and gay. waits till every bit of cheese is out of the machine to turn it off

>> No.15019612

That's not a rule here.
Go back to your trap/BBC/sissy/cuck shit on /gif/

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bring the stick

>> No.15019695

I would
I might hate myself and have every std on earth at the end of the day, but I would

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>boiled bacon

>> No.15019920

>generic edm but it's sad and stuff ;'(((
>normies eat it up
god i fucking hate marshmello

>> No.15019922

but anon it's already split right down the middle

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>> No.15019954

Why is he working in the dining room?

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>> No.15019966

he is trying to attract some ladyboys

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>> No.15020300

this fat lasses cheese channel was solid, last I checked she had stopped making videos though

>> No.15020307

What is that? The way it movies is so odd. I hope it's really thick eggnog rather than something like cold chicken fat.

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Does anyone know the channel of the Tibetian cooking guy?

>> No.15020321


Looks as dry as the desert.

>> No.15020326

>bread not even toasted
I fucking hate this person.

>> No.15020329

This is incredibly homoerotic

>> No.15020339

Nothing homo about stuffed butty.

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lol his email is @2strokes

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>> No.15020355

>Jumping onto the kitchen counter before rolling dough on it
y u do dis

>> No.15020364

Looks pretty, but must taste awful.

>> No.15020370

You're so jealous that you will never eat a french fries, white bread sandwich with your lover.

I'd give it a shot if the bread was toasted and served with brown gravy.

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>> No.15020386

For what purpose

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>> No.15020410

sexual mostly

>> No.15020412

Stop watching porn.

>> No.15020415

Where do I find the really cursed shit?

>> No.15020416

They stuff it with bacon and cheese.

>> No.15020422

But you could do that without cooking it or turning it inside out first right?

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>> No.15020448

That is the most gay way I've ever seen pizza eaten.

>> No.15020459

Sure, but food and sex must be mixed today for the meemz

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>> No.15020471

anyone got wemb there this european is compared to american drinking grease?

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>> No.15020479

anyone got a link? How did final product look?

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>> No.15020493

>american cooking
but it's clearly german

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It's right here>>15020469

>> No.15020501

fucking why

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>> No.15020505

It's a german documentary about american cousine.

>> No.15020521

god sugar is so disgusting

>> No.15020522
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>> No.15020529

5 thousand years of jumping on a bamboo stick, bravo chinkies

>> No.15020530

Creamed corn I believe

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>> No.15020534

The way he makes that fucking face and shakes his hands. I hate the Chinese so much its unreal

>> No.15020538

that guy is clearly korean you fucking bigot

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>> No.15020541

you just know this guy considers himself to be an incredible cook

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>> No.15020547

i almost vomited just two seconds in, that sauce looks like a REALLY bad shit

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The best World of Warcraft cook around.

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>> No.15020576

Anyone have the one where it cuts to the guy pouring soda on his food at in n out

>> No.15020581

>And here's where we add a whole jar of peppermint essence

>> No.15020586

i can taste the colour

>> No.15020591


>metal bowl in the microwave

that's on par with the make your own crystals meme.

>> No.15020595

still laughed

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I prefer the portal to Gensokyo variant.

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>> No.15020636

why all koreans look like that? the silly hair and glasses is how they distinguish themselves from chinese and japs

>> No.15020637

Of course the lettuce is the least used ingredient

>> No.15020662

what actually is the chemical reaction that would be going on here?

>> No.15020663

don't know but it'll kill you

>> No.15020664


Creates mustard gas.

>> No.15020669

I desperately need the full video with subtitles

>> No.15020687

Where you're getting the Sulphur from?

>> No.15020697

This is fucking unbearable

>> No.15020795

>Oh man this thread is actually pretty good for on-
>suddenly aggressive "american" cooking webms and jackshit
/ck/ fucking sucks, it's not even fun shitposting anymore. It's just the exact same garbage day in and day out, fucking /v/ has better quality than this shithole.

>> No.15020805

Post some quality shit then.

>> No.15020807

>American humor

>> No.15020811

How was op's webm even remotely good?

>> No.15020814

I'm from Taiwan and thats pretty gross desu

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>> No.15021007

It's refried beans and its clearly supposed to be some type of "Mexican pizza". Jesus Christ are euro fags really this retarded?

>> No.15021025

the cut to the commentators always gets me

>> No.15021038

doesnt look like any beans i've ever had
mexican food is shit anyway

>> No.15021040

at first I thought this was jack and was surprised he wasn't fucking it up

>> No.15021128

god i wish this was me

>> No.15021182

>Scams dumb white tourists into watching the spectacle and paying high prices

Yea it worked out in the end really

>> No.15021189

They are making practical effects for the next The thing film

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>> No.15021228

Do amerifats really?

>> No.15021250

this fucking idiot

>> No.15021389

No wonder they're always looking for infertility cures.

>> No.15021537

I almost agree. The thread was doing well for so long but still better than /v/eddit

>> No.15021542

Donuts seemed ok honestly

>> No.15021571

It doesnt it creates chlorine and thst will fuck your lungs up

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>> No.15021688

Yeah, looks like chlorine gas that gets created by mixing bleach and vinegar/lemon juice. Since mustard gas in particular is meant to consists of suplhur I wondered where it would come from, since none of the parts really include any.

>> No.15021698

Man, what a tall order.

>> No.15021701

>cream and milk because they are too retarded to make a cheesesauce

>> No.15021795

This is the stuff of nightmares.

>> No.15021824

where's the roux

>> No.15022055

they're brothers

>> No.15022074

Double cream can stabilize a cheese emulsion but it's temperature dependent. Like a beurre monte, it'll split if left to cool. Presumably the starch on the pasta helps to stabilize it too.

>> No.15022115

one lick, tower falls

>> No.15022120

It lets you sear it on both the inside and outside for even more flavor.

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>> No.15022132

That is a taco pizza.

>> No.15022137

This causes a decomposition reaction in the bleach that causes elemental chlorine to be released.

>> No.15022138

was the thought that after one burger that the others are so delicate that they fall apart?

>> No.15022141

Oh lord it looks like he just cut a pack of mince into thirds

>> No.15022146

This is the type of neat little trick you learn to save time once you get kids (you won't)

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>tfw it's creamed corn
>tfw I have no face

>> No.15022337

this makes me think about Jurassic Park for some reason.

>> No.15022412

if that faggot passes on his genes its over for humanity

>> No.15022492

That's a big ice cream cone

>> No.15022520

not that many white tourists in the the Ji Hua village of Jang Xhao Bing province or whatever hole in the wall restaurant of a backwater village that is

>> No.15022547

His reaction doesn't make any sense. Jab your spoon into the cheese and then hold your hand there as if trying to turn it off would more dangerous than the errant screw? He should have pondered the scenario more deeply and rehearsed a little more.

>> No.15022573

That was good up until the chocolate.

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I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.15022605

What kind of shit microwave you have that you can't put metal in LMAO

>> No.15022611

I figured he didn't plan on it coming apart but let it keep going because he just thought it would make for better footage.

>> No.15022614

Cooking for children is different than cooking for real human beings. Unless he's recording this solely for the purpose of showing how he quickly feeds his spawn, this is fucking garbage.

>> No.15022628

this is satire. it was made specifically to trigger italians

>> No.15022629

What kind of shit microwave do you that you supposedly can

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>> No.15022644

Frigidaire, it's french for Cold Air. I just microwaved some tendies covered in tin foil faglord.

>> No.15022654

What a R tard

>> No.15022711

>It's a german fake documentary about Germans

>> No.15022728

I've actually opened one of these irl.
Didn't have any fancy tools so I did it with a hammer and a broken knife.

>> No.15022790

I thought this was just some haha funny post until I saw the one where he actually made it work. Turns out he's some "ASMR" binge eater and just breathes heavily into a mic while gorging himself.


>> No.15022796

Always think about how the casting for it went.
"We need a fat unattractive woman for a programme where we make fun of fat unattractive women."

How shitty is her confidence that she auditioned for this?

>> No.15022803

>noooo ve are perfection! Zere are no vatt germanz!

>> No.15022813 [DELETED] 

Is this retarded huenugger drinking E95 ethanol? What a chad

>> No.15022918

What's a good brand of knives to buy? My cheap ass knives are all fucking garbage and pissing me off.

>> No.15022986

anon the webms are silent on this board.

i think the sad edm is coming from inside your head.

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Make your own.

>> No.15023015

China has an overpopulation problem.

>> No.15023029

delet dis

this is highly illegal

>> No.15023057

I'm not japanese enough to do it and if I was I'd make one out of chocolate.

>> No.15023064

>the banana bread and peanut butter on a fucking burger was good
do amerilards really?

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>Do Americans really?
The answer to this question is always "Yes". Eat that food? Go to the moon? Win every single war ever? Have the most dominant culture in the world? You're god damn right we really do. Because we're fucking AMERICA, and we can do anything.

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Do Americans really do this?

>> No.15023234

Man when I get stoned and I see this I lose my shit.

>> No.15023238

so fake and gay, with a disheveled look plastered on his face like a person in a fucking infomercial

>> No.15023280

Yes, they all gather and eat their traditional american hotpot under their traditional american kotatsu.

>> No.15023287

Nuke nations into retardation? Yes.

>> No.15023309

Eat your hamburgers Apollo...

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Everything seems to be in order.

>> No.15023330

I think he did that too.

>> No.15023377

i'm ashamed to say it, but i am American and I would eat this

>> No.15023381

i hate that words
they "commentate"
no, they "comment"

>> No.15023399

A roll of aluminium, a vice, a stove, a hammer, a cheap knife, a sharpie and a dickload of sandpaper/whetstone sure is cheaper than a decent ceramic knife and a good knife sharpener.

>> No.15023405

this thing used to scare the shit out of me, for years
i think it "scarred" me in some way
for the longest time, when i was upstairs in my house and i had to pass the staircase, i would always run, because i imagined it at the bottom waiting for me, and that it would get me with its tongue and swallow me

>> No.15023411

peanut butter is savoury it complements everything well.
sweet and salty go well together, bananas are always good with salty stuff.
I agree with OT because it sounds tasty until they add chocolate.

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My friend sent me this a couple of years ago and I had to pretend to laugh...
Even today that faggot is sending me shitty vines and tik tok videos and I still have to pretend it's funny.
I hate my life, I feel so alone...

>> No.15023694

Or that's the kind of music that musician makes and the previous poster knows about it, you fucking retard.

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>> No.15023760

How is it keto if it's on a bun?

>> No.15023780

He had some fucked up thing going on with his legs IIRC

>> No.15023818

I'm slightly intimidated

>> No.15023819

Actually, the amount of chlorine gas created is minimal and more or less irrelevant here. What it does create is trace amounts of cholramines and hydrazine, which can cause serious tissue damage on contact and poisoning with prolonged acute exposure. However, they're heavier than air, which is why these things usually recommend you waste your time blowing into the vessel as they're produced.

The skin irritation and chemical burns would be unlikely to kill you, unless you're an idiot doing this in a broom closet locked from the outside. It would still be extremely painful, and likely to leave you scared if you remain in prolonged contact.

If you're interested in the chemical reaction, it goes by the way of the chlorine bleach breaking down into mostly sodium hydroxide, water, gases and the aforementioned harmful byproducts. For further reading, I'm lazy and drunk.

>> No.15023989

he swallows a zippo right after that

>> No.15024012

The posted picture with gates to faggotville or something doesnt even have an ammonia-compound

>> No.15024074

Maybe Decadence is the 8th deadly sin
or does that just fall under Gluttony

>> No.15024088

wow haha so funny and quirky...

>> No.15024124

Why does this video trigger you guys so much

>> No.15024139

man wasn't this the guy who was developing Alzheimer's or something?
I remember being sad about him

>> No.15024160

I really fucking hate the way this faggot moves, as if he comes from some 6th dimension and every gesture he makes must be warped and gnarled like some 15 year old insta thot who keeps waving her hand in a "oh you" manner
Even exaggerated performances have a fucking limit

>> No.15024169

wouldn't that just melt the chocolate coating?

>> No.15024187

It's probably just meant to be a buffer so it doesn't soak through the cone as quickly

>> No.15024215

Would suck their dicks ngl

>> No.15024218

Yeah man your life seems like hell.

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>> No.15024275

That's not the point. The dude just makes meme knives for youtube views.

>> No.15024284

What's the show about?


>> No.15024289

Stop fucking around and record another best of the worst mike

>> No.15024298


>> No.15024503

Yup, black plague type of shit. Look up "Marn's Leg" if you want to see.

>> No.15024508

Autism mode

>> No.15024511

Man child detected

>> No.15024529

They were playing Van Halen in there

>> No.15024573

>Frigidaire, it's french for Cold Air.
kek, nope. Frigidaire was one of the first brand of fridge in France who went bankrupt. It was american fridge made by GM. It doesnt mean cold air in french, it means fridge. Frigidarium was the gold bath in Roman baths.

>> No.15024656

>if that faggot passes on his genes
The problem solves itself in a way

>> No.15024665

>maybe this handful of lettuce will counter the calorie bomb underneath it
It's almost sad how many people think this.

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>> No.15024691

imagine getting all worked up about a lame joke.

>> No.15024709

Why does the animal attack the weak/disabled animal?
Because weakness makes us all seethe.

>> No.15024713

holy fucking chad.

>> No.15024729

Imagine the brainfreeze.

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>> No.15024791

The Frigidarium was a cold water bath, essentially what we would call a 'wading pool' in modern times.

>> No.15024824

Watching speed eaters eat loose food like this always makes me worried they're just gonna chomp right through a finger.

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>> No.15024890

It's raggin on all the butter being used

>> No.15024901

why wouldnt you just use a mug and dip a nice biscuit in or something, god i hate gimmick shit.

>> No.15024912

i had to look up if this was real because i seriously wouldnt put it past Americans

>> No.15024917

Looks good Jack!

>> No.15024949

so you get a few bees in your pastry whats the big deal?! wakey wakey snowflake

>> No.15024954

People like this don't feel anything. They're like bugs.

>> No.15024980

So THAT'S what happened to the pineapple apple pen guy

>> No.15024998

At least it's WEBMs I can see without puking

>> No.15025008

>flame grilled chocolate

>> No.15025313

>deep fried ice cream

>> No.15025357

vicenzo is crying now

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>> No.15025512

Grillmeister.Using an electro Grill Indoors..... OK

>> No.15025518

Do Americans really?

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RIP, plump hotdog man

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>> No.15025581

why are there so many bees tho?

>> No.15025596

Char kway teow best desh ever.

>> No.15025600

this is what we all have to look forward to

>> No.15025601

Really gets your noggin joggin

>> No.15025607

Hahaha don't kid yourself you eat McDonald's now and will be eating bugs soon

>> No.15025622

his wife...how?

>> No.15025722

as if anyone under 40 now will be able to afford ground beef in 30+ years

>> No.15025738

Pretty sure thats Norwegian, not murrican. Tey love taco pizza and taco in general, so much that most house holds have taco friday, every friday.

>> No.15025795

>What's the show about?
German here. We basically have this thing where we find the most asocial degenerates and pay them money to act even more degenerate on tv for some slightly less retarded people to watch.

>> No.15025842

that's one hot ass

>> No.15025856

Ah, yes, the Prolapsed Angus meme.

My favorite.

>> No.15025888

Steaming hot.

>> No.15026144

My teeth hurt just looking at this

>> No.15026236

Jack's arm is working again?

>> No.15026241

Ah, so it's the German equivalent of TLC

>> No.15026285

they want their honey back.

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>> No.15026368

POZZEDfeed sure is running out of ideas

>> No.15026393

why are japanese people always the worst at italian stuff? this reminds me of this femoid that fucking put pasta in a rice cooker with a ton of beef and such.

>> No.15026402

my asshole after visiting my boyfriend

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>> No.15026501

I'm kinda aroused and totally grossed out at the same time, this webm never fails>>15026465

>> No.15026563

sweet smell

>> No.15026564

what the fuck this looks relatively competent for jack
how old is this?

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>> No.15026648

find better friends

>> No.15026657

thats not jack

>> No.15026659

>didn't even do a deathroll for the gator
>kangaroo stuffing food in its pouch

fucking retards

>> No.15026661

>getting unironically upset at a video on a taiwanese knitting forum
>calling others weak


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>> No.15026681

matt stonie is gonna die of heart disease at 37

>> No.15026691

cope harder fatty

>> No.15026699

must've been fun being the animal guy making this video

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>> No.15026719

why are you guys such doomers about the future

>> No.15026748

what would I possibly be coping about?

he just eats a ton of unhealthy shit constantly and as far as I know doesn't throw it up.

>> No.15026753

ur obesity

you think he eats like this outside of videos?

>> No.15026760

Here you go friend:

>> No.15026761

I'm not obese in the least bit, and no I don't think he eats like that in his videos, but he makes a shit ton of videos and that food is gonna catch up to him one way or another.

>> No.15026852

The Terminal was kino af

>> No.15026931

it almost looks photoshopped when he eats without doing that weird shit with his tongue

>> No.15026989

Fuck off, retard. That is a fucking chinaman. Those fuckers eat dogs.

>> No.15027006

As if the rest of the world is Canada.

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>> No.15027054

Why would you boil bacon?

>> No.15027066

It's basically just a pie with a pretty stamp right?

>> No.15027079

you saw the webm

>> No.15027102

you sound american lel

>> No.15027103


Hey Ive been there. Its a solid spot, 8/10

>> No.15027108

Dude what the fuck... people live like this?

>> No.15027178

"people" That's a poor way to describe orientals lmao.

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>just the chocolate wasnt horrifying enough

Its never enough for these animals.

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Bees will swarm on any large source of sugar. Several years ago, bees in France somehow got into some food coloring from candy manufacturer and it was turning the honey different colors.

>> No.15027273

They're beans you retard

>> No.15027295

>Shotgun red the grillmeister
Why are americans such experts at cringe?

>> No.15027299

daddys got his juice

>> No.15027367

why would i eat burned garbage

>> No.15027368

wonder when this retard will kick the bucket

>> No.15027390

seems like a huge waste of butter

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>> No.15027527

Exactly, it's a different reaction that's far less immediate and potentially harmful.

>> No.15027581

>why are japanese people always the worst at italian stuff?
Because they live in cubbyholes and must do all cooking in their microwaves.

>> No.15027603

He put that pile of goodness into a chili that he submitted to a chili cookoff at his church
Jack was extremely salty when he did not win.

>> No.15027619

Based nostalgia poster

>> No.15027628

Put Chad's cock in there and it will be great. Ice cream blowjobs are best.

>> No.15027629

The game was rigged from the start.

>> No.15027635

I mean, if it's basically the good old 'Ambrosia' style dish that I think the boomers made way back in the day, adding snickers isn't that bad of an idea. Shit it sounds like it'd improve it if anything.

>> No.15028014

How I will one day choose to live when I leave my parent's house, or they die (more likely).
I know it's a staged TLC show however where did he get the egg from? American eggs need to be in the fridge or you will die from bacteria.

>> No.15028065

has his own chicken

>> No.15028100

Im also american and I wouldn't touch this shit.

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>> No.15028138

nothing wrong with this

>> No.15028167

I am fully aroused

>> No.15028190

Can I have a link to this guys channel or whatever? I want to figure out what the fuck that is meant to be.

>> No.15028236

I love her

>> No.15028261

Not a cooking channel.


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>> No.15028508

for you

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>> No.15028863

Even better.

>> No.15028889

row row fight the powa

>> No.15028950

Then don't lick it. You chomp at the top bit by bit until the tower is small enough to keep stable.

>> No.15029141

I want that little bit that slid off her tongue.

>> No.15029156

not a single white person in the restarurant in the video

>> No.15029311

Shit load of sugar generally their honey being the main thing. It's the same in Mexico when you buy homemade sweets in the markets.

>> No.15029320

That's a pot of refried beans anon. You're not that retarded right? Though given who made them that reaction might be right regardless.

>> No.15029329

He did already

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Enough bullshit. Time for a real webm. Gonna attempt to make these.

>> No.15029649

this is most homosexual thing I've ever seen posted on this shitty website

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two nukes weren't enough, this is unacceptable

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