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Welcome to the WEBM thread where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

>> No.15019432

>>15019417
>Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!

>> No.15019469

>only posts 1

>> No.15019478

>>15019417
>when the norks revolt

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>>15019469
>Doesn't post anything

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>> No.15019590

>>15019417
I am confused. what is this?

>> No.15019599

>>15019590
Attempted fondue fountain GONE SEXUAL

>> No.15019604

>>15019567
well that's a whole lotta bullshit

>> No.15019608

>>15019417
funny but fake and gay. waits till every bit of cheese is out of the machine to turn it off

>> No.15019612

>>15019469
That's not a rule here.
Go back to your trap/BBC/sissy/cuck shit on /gif/

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>>15019621
bring the stick

>> No.15019695

>>15019621
I would
I might hate myself and have every std on earth at the end of the day, but I would

>> No.15019787

>>15019612
this

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>> No.15019903

>>15019890
blessed
>>15019896
cursed

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>>15019896
>boiled bacon

>> No.15019920

>>15019567
>generic edm but it's sad and stuff ;'(((
>normies eat it up
god i fucking hate marshmello

>> No.15019922

>>15019632
but anon it's already split right down the middle

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>> No.15019954

>>15019883
Why is he working in the dining room?

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>> No.15019966

>>15019954
he is trying to attract some ladyboys

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>> No.15020300

>>15019890
this fat lasses cheese channel was solid, last I checked she had stopped making videos though

>> No.15020307

>>15019513
What is that? The way it movies is so odd. I hope it's really thick eggnog rather than something like cold chicken fat.

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Does anyone know the channel of the Tibetian cooking guy?

>> No.15020321

>>15019873
Creamy?

Looks as dry as the desert.

>> No.15020326

>>15019567
>bread not even toasted
I fucking hate this person.

>> No.15020329

>>15020163
This is incredibly homoerotic

>> No.15020339

>>15020329
Nothing homo about stuffed butty.

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>>15020314
lol his email is @2strokes

>> No.15020350

>>15019948
Nice.

>> No.15020355

>>15020148
>Jumping onto the kitchen counter before rolling dough on it
y u do dis

>> No.15020364

>>15019567
Looks pretty, but must taste awful.

>> No.15020370

>>15020329
You're so jealous that you will never eat a french fries, white bread sandwich with your lover.

I'd give it a shot if the bread was toasted and served with brown gravy.

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>> No.15020386

>>15020384
For what purpose

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>> No.15020410

>>15020386
sexual mostly

>> No.15020412

>>15020329
Stop watching porn.

>> No.15020415

Where do I find the really cursed shit?

>> No.15020416

>>15020386
They stuff it with bacon and cheese.

>> No.15020422

>>15020416
But you could do that without cooking it or turning it inside out first right?

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>> No.15020448

>>15020408
That is the most gay way I've ever seen pizza eaten.

>> No.15020459

>>15020422
Sure, but food and sex must be mixed today for the meemz

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>> No.15020471

>>15020408
anyone got wemb there this european is compared to american drinking grease?

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>> No.15020479

>>15020466
anyone got a link? How did final product look?

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>>15020478

>> No.15020493

>>15020466
>american cooking
but it's clearly german

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>>15020479
It's right here>>15020469

>> No.15020501

>>15020494
fucking why

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>> No.15020505

>>15020493
It's a german documentary about american cousine.

>> No.15020521

>>15020478
god sugar is so disgusting

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>> No.15020529

>>15019883
5 thousand years of jumping on a bamboo stick, bravo chinkies

>> No.15020530

>>15020307
Creamed corn I believe

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>> No.15020534

>>15019417
The way he makes that fucking face and shakes his hands. I hate the Chinese so much its unreal

>> No.15020538

>>15020534
that guy is clearly korean you fucking bigot

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>> No.15020541

>>15020539
you just know this guy considers himself to be an incredible cook

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>> No.15020547

>>15020539
i almost vomited just two seconds in, that sauce looks like a REALLY bad shit

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>>15020541
The best World of Warcraft cook around.

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>> No.15020576

>>15020408
Anyone have the one where it cuts to the guy pouring soda on his food at in n out

>> No.15020581

>>15020554
>And here's where we add a whole jar of peppermint essence

>> No.15020586

>>15020554
i can taste the colour

>> No.15020591

>>15020554

>metal bowl in the microwave

that's on par with the make your own crystals meme.

>> No.15020595

>>15020555
still laughed

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>>15020591
I prefer the portal to Gensokyo variant.

>> No.15020630

>>15020534
moron

>> No.15020636

>>15019417
why all koreans look like that? the silly hair and glasses is how they distinguish themselves from chinese and japs

>> No.15020637

>>15020539
Of course the lettuce is the least used ingredient

>> No.15020662

>>15020627
what actually is the chemical reaction that would be going on here?

>> No.15020663

>>15020662
don't know but it'll kill you

>> No.15020664

>>15020662

Creates mustard gas.

>> No.15020669

>>15020466
>>15020469
I desperately need the full video with subtitles

>> No.15020687

>>15020664
Where you're getting the Sulphur from?

>> No.15020697

>>15019567
This is fucking unbearable

>> No.15020795

>>15019417
>Oh man this thread is actually pretty good for on-
>suddenly aggressive "american" cooking webms and jackshit
/ck/ fucking sucks, it's not even fun shitposting anymore. It's just the exact same garbage day in and day out, fucking /v/ has better quality than this shithole.

>> No.15020805

Post some quality shit then.

>> No.15020807

>>15019567
>American humor
Cringe

>> No.15020811

@15020795
How was op's webm even remotely good?

>> No.15020814

>>15019941
I'm from Taiwan and thats pretty gross desu

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>>15020811

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>> No.15021007

>>15020547
It's refried beans and its clearly supposed to be some type of "Mexican pizza". Jesus Christ are euro fags really this retarded?

>> No.15021025

>>15020533
the cut to the commentators always gets me

>> No.15021038

>>15021007
doesnt look like any beans i've ever had
mexican food is shit anyway

>> No.15021040

>>15020542
at first I thought this was jack and was surprised he wasn't fucking it up

>> No.15021128

>>15019948
god i wish this was me
>>15020148
hnngh

>> No.15021182

>>15020529
>Scams dumb white tourists into watching the spectacle and paying high prices

Yea it worked out in the end really

>> No.15021189

>>15020386
They are making practical effects for the next The thing film

>> No.15021197

>>15020539
THIS LOOKS BOMBDIGGITY OUTTA THIS WORLD DOG! AND A GREAT SUBSTITUTE SINCE TB DISCONTINUED THE MESSICAN PIZZA! W00000H0000000!

>> No.15021228

>>15020469
Do amerifats really?

>> No.15021250

>>15020314
this fucking idiot

>> No.15021389

>>15019883
>>15020529
No wonder they're always looking for infertility cures.

>> No.15021537

>>15020795
I almost agree. The thread was doing well for so long but still better than /v/eddit

>> No.15021542

>>15020838
Donuts seemed ok honestly

>> No.15021571

>>15020687
It doesnt it creates chlorine and thst will fuck your lungs up

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>> No.15021688

>>15021571
Yeah, looks like chlorine gas that gets created by mixing bleach and vinegar/lemon juice. Since mustard gas in particular is meant to consists of suplhur I wondered where it would come from, since none of the parts really include any.

>> No.15021698

>>15021638
Man, what a tall order.

>> No.15021701

>>15019873
>cream and milk because they are too retarded to make a cheesesauce

>> No.15021795

>>15019896
This is the stuff of nightmares.

>> No.15021824

>>15019873
where's the roux

>> No.15022055

>>15020329
they're brothers

>> No.15022074

>>15021824
Double cream can stabilize a cheese emulsion but it's temperature dependent. Like a beurre monte, it'll split if left to cool. Presumably the starch on the pasta helps to stabilize it too.

>> No.15022115

>>15021638
one lick, tower falls

>> No.15022120

>>15020386
It lets you sear it on both the inside and outside for even more flavor.

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>> No.15022132

>>15020539
That is a taco pizza.

>> No.15022137

>>15020662
This causes a decomposition reaction in the bleach that causes elemental chlorine to be released.

>> No.15022138

>>15022130
was the thought that after one burger that the others are so delicate that they fall apart?

>> No.15022141

>>15022130
Oh lord it looks like he just cut a pack of mince into thirds

>> No.15022146

>>15022141
This is the type of neat little trick you learn to save time once you get kids (you won't)

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>>15019513

>tfw it's creamed corn
>tfw I have no face

>> No.15022337

>>15020384
this makes me think about Jurassic Park for some reason.

>> No.15022412

>>15020408
if that faggot passes on his genes its over for humanity

>> No.15022492

>>15021638
That's a big ice cream cone

>> No.15022520

>>15021182
not that many white tourists in the the Ji Hua village of Jang Xhao Bing province or whatever hole in the wall restaurant of a backwater village that is

>> No.15022547

>>15019417
His reaction doesn't make any sense. Jab your spoon into the cheese and then hold your hand there as if trying to turn it off would more dangerous than the errant screw? He should have pondered the scenario more deeply and rehearsed a little more.

>> No.15022573

>>15020504
That was good up until the chocolate.

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>>15019567
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.15022605

>>15020591
What kind of shit microwave you have that you can't put metal in LMAO

>> No.15022611

>>15019608
I figured he didn't plan on it coming apart but let it keep going because he just thought it would make for better footage.

>> No.15022614

>>15022146
Cooking for children is different than cooking for real human beings. Unless he's recording this solely for the purpose of showing how he quickly feeds his spawn, this is fucking garbage.

>> No.15022628

>>15019896
this is satire. it was made specifically to trigger italians

>> No.15022629

>>15022605
What kind of shit microwave do you that you supposedly can

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>> No.15022644

>>15022629
Frigidaire, it's french for Cold Air. I just microwaved some tendies covered in tin foil faglord.

>> No.15022654

>>15019417
What a R tard

>> No.15022711

>>15020505
>It's a german fake documentary about Germans
FTFY

>> No.15022728

>>15019890
I've actually opened one of these irl.
Didn't have any fancy tools so I did it with a hammer and a broken knife.

>> No.15022790

>>15019417
I thought this was just some haha funny post until I saw the one where he actually made it work. Turns out he's some "ASMR" binge eater and just breathes heavily into a mic while gorging himself.

Rowf.

>> No.15022796

>>15022711
Always think about how the casting for it went.
"We need a fat unattractive woman for a programme where we make fun of fat unattractive women."

How shitty is her confidence that she auditioned for this?

>> No.15022803

>>15022711
>noooo ve are perfection! Zere are no vatt germanz!

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>>15022590
Is this retarded huenugger drinking E95 ethanol? What a chad

>> No.15022918

What's a good brand of knives to buy? My cheap ass knives are all fucking garbage and pissing me off.

>> No.15022986

>>15019920
anon the webms are silent on this board.

i think the sad edm is coming from inside your head.

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>>15022918
Make your own.

>> No.15023015

>>15019954
China has an overpopulation problem.

>> No.15023029

>>15020384
delet dis

this is highly illegal

>> No.15023057

>>15023003
I'm not japanese enough to do it and if I was I'd make one out of chocolate.

>> No.15023064

>>15022573
>the banana bread and peanut butter on a fucking burger was good
do amerilards really?

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>>15023064
>Do Americans really?
The answer to this question is always "Yes". Eat that food? Go to the moon? Win every single war ever? Have the most dominant culture in the world? You're god damn right we really do. Because we're fucking AMERICA, and we can do anything.

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Do Americans really do this?

>> No.15023234

>>15020384
Man when I get stoned and I see this I lose my shit.

>> No.15023238

>>15022611
so fake and gay, with a disheveled look plastered on his face like a person in a fucking infomercial

>> No.15023280

>>15023233
Yes, they all gather and eat their traditional american hotpot under their traditional american kotatsu.

>> No.15023287

>>15023233
Nuke nations into retardation? Yes.

>> No.15023309

>>15023280
Eat your hamburgers Apollo...

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>>15023309
Everything seems to be in order.

>> No.15023330

>>15023057
I think he did that too.

>> No.15023377

>>15020494
i'm ashamed to say it, but i am American and I would eat this

>> No.15023381

>>15021025
>commentators
i hate that words
they "commentate"
no, they "comment"
commenters

>> No.15023399

>>15023003
A roll of aluminium, a vice, a stove, a hammer, a cheap knife, a sharpie and a dickload of sandpaper/whetstone sure is cheaper than a decent ceramic knife and a good knife sharpener.

>> No.15023405

>>15022153
this thing used to scare the shit out of me, for years
i think it "scarred" me in some way
for the longest time, when i was upstairs in my house and i had to pass the staircase, i would always run, because i imagined it at the bottom waiting for me, and that it would get me with its tongue and swallow me

>> No.15023411

>>15023064
peanut butter is savoury it complements everything well.
sweet and salty go well together, bananas are always good with salty stuff.
I agree with OT because it sounds tasty until they add chocolate.

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>>15020555
My friend sent me this a couple of years ago and I had to pretend to laugh...
Even today that faggot is sending me shitty vines and tik tok videos and I still have to pretend it's funny.
I hate my life, I feel so alone...

>> No.15023694

>>15022986
Or that's the kind of music that musician makes and the previous poster knows about it, you fucking retard.

>> No.15023755

>>15020505
>>15020534
>>15020627
>>15021698
Underrated

>> No.15023760

>>15020542
How is it keto if it's on a bun?

>> No.15023780

>>15020533
He had some fucked up thing going on with his legs IIRC

>> No.15023818

>>15020490
I'm slightly intimidated

>> No.15023819

>>15020664
>>15021571
>>15021688
>>15022137
Actually, the amount of chlorine gas created is minimal and more or less irrelevant here. What it does create is trace amounts of cholramines and hydrazine, which can cause serious tissue damage on contact and poisoning with prolonged acute exposure. However, they're heavier than air, which is why these things usually recommend you waste your time blowing into the vessel as they're produced.

The skin irritation and chemical burns would be unlikely to kill you, unless you're an idiot doing this in a broom closet locked from the outside. It would still be extremely painful, and likely to leave you scared if you remain in prolonged contact.

If you're interested in the chemical reaction, it goes by the way of the chlorine bleach breaking down into mostly sodium hydroxide, water, gases and the aforementioned harmful byproducts. For further reading, I'm lazy and drunk.

>> No.15023989

>>15022590
he swallows a zippo right after that

>> No.15024012

>>15023819
The posted picture with gates to faggotville or something doesnt even have an ammonia-compound

>> No.15024074

>>15020478
Maybe Decadence is the 8th deadly sin
or does that just fall under Gluttony

>> No.15024088

>>15020555
wow haha so funny and quirky...

>> No.15024124

>>15020408
Why does this video trigger you guys so much

>> No.15024139

>>15022130
man wasn't this the guy who was developing Alzheimer's or something?
I remember being sad about him

>> No.15024160

>>15019567
I really fucking hate the way this faggot moves, as if he comes from some 6th dimension and every gesture he makes must be warped and gnarled like some 15 year old insta thot who keeps waving her hand in a "oh you" manner
Even exaggerated performances have a fucking limit

>> No.15024169

>>15019878
wouldn't that just melt the chocolate coating?

>> No.15024187

>>15024169
It's probably just meant to be a buffer so it doesn't soak through the cone as quickly

>> No.15024215

>>15020163
>>15020329
Would suck their dicks ngl

>> No.15024218

>>15023610
Yeah man your life seems like hell.

>> No.15024242
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>>15021638

>> No.15024275

>>15023399
That's not the point. The dude just makes meme knives for youtube views.

>> No.15024284

>>15020466
What's the show about?

>>15020669
Same

>> No.15024289

>>15019951
Stop fucking around and record another best of the worst mike

>> No.15024298

>>15019567
faggot

>> No.15024503

>>15023780
Yup, black plague type of shit. Look up "Marn's Leg" if you want to see.

>> No.15024508

>>15019567
Autism mode

>> No.15024511

>>15019873
Man child detected

>> No.15024529

>>15019954
They were playing Van Halen in there

>> No.15024573

>>15022644
>Frigidaire, it's french for Cold Air.
kek, nope. Frigidaire was one of the first brand of fridge in France who went bankrupt. It was american fridge made by GM. It doesnt mean cold air in french, it means fridge. Frigidarium was the gold bath in Roman baths.

>> No.15024656

>>15022412
>if that faggot passes on his genes
The problem solves itself in a way

>> No.15024665

>>15020539
>maybe this handful of lettuce will counter the calorie bomb underneath it
It's almost sad how many people think this.

>> No.15024679

>>15019612
this

>> No.15024691

>>15023694
imagine getting all worked up about a lame joke.

>> No.15024709

>>15024124
Why does the animal attack the weak/disabled animal?
Because weakness makes us all seethe.

>> No.15024713

>>15022590
holy fucking chad.

>> No.15024729

>>15024242
Imagine the brainfreeze.

>> No.15024766

>>15022492
UU
UU

>> No.15024791

>>15024573
The Frigidarium was a cold water bath, essentially what we would call a 'wading pool' in modern times.

>> No.15024824

>>15023207
Watching speed eaters eat loose food like this always makes me worried they're just gonna chomp right through a finger.

>> No.15024829

>>15023184
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

>> No.15024890

>>15023760
It's raggin on all the butter being used

>> No.15024901

>>15019878
why wouldnt you just use a mug and dip a nice biscuit in or something, god i hate gimmick shit.

>> No.15024912

>>15019900
i had to look up if this was real because i seriously wouldnt put it past Americans

>> No.15024917

>>15020314
Looks good Jack!

>> No.15024949

>>15023184
so you get a few bees in your pastry whats the big deal?! wakey wakey snowflake

>> No.15024954

>>15024729
People like this don't feel anything. They're like bugs.

>> No.15024980

>>15019567
So THAT'S what happened to the pineapple apple pen guy

>> No.15024998

>>15019417
At least it's WEBMs I can see without puking

>> No.15025008

>>15024912
>flame grilled chocolate
Anon.

>> No.15025313

>>15025008
>deep fried ice cream

>> No.15025357

>>15019873
>cream
vicenzo is crying now

>> No.15025410

>>15021228
German

>> No.15025479

>>15019883
cool

>> No.15025484

>>15019896
disgusting

>> No.15025486
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>> No.15025512

>>15020542
Grillmeister.Using an electro Grill Indoors..... OK

>> No.15025518

>>15019873
Do Americans really?

>> No.15025533
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>>15020542
RIP, plump hotdog man

>> No.15025545
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>> No.15025581

>>15023184
why are there so many bees tho?

>> No.15025596

>>15019941
Char kway teow best desh ever.

>> No.15025600

>>15022130
this is what we all have to look forward to

>> No.15025601

>>15025533
Really gets your noggin joggin

>> No.15025607

>>15025600
Hahaha don't kid yourself you eat McDonald's now and will be eating bugs soon

>> No.15025622

>>15025533
his wife...how?

>> No.15025722

>>15025600
as if anyone under 40 now will be able to afford ground beef in 30+ years

>> No.15025738

>>15020539
Pretty sure thats Norwegian, not murrican. Tey love taco pizza and taco in general, so much that most house holds have taco friday, every friday.

>> No.15025795

>>15024284
>What's the show about?
German here. We basically have this thing where we find the most asocial degenerates and pay them money to act even more degenerate on tv for some slightly less retarded people to watch.

>> No.15025842

>>15025533
that's one hot ass

>> No.15025856

>>15020384
Ah, yes, the Prolapsed Angus meme.

My favorite.

>> No.15025888

>>15025842
Steaming hot.

>> No.15026144

>>15020478
My teeth hurt just looking at this

>> No.15026236

>>15025545
Jack's arm is working again?

>> No.15026241

>>15025795
Ah, so it's the German equivalent of TLC

>> No.15026285

>>15025581
they want their honey back.

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>>15026236
Yes.

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>>15026316
based

>> No.15026368

>>15020838
POZZEDfeed sure is running out of ideas

>> No.15026393

>>15019896
why are japanese people always the worst at italian stuff? this reminds me of this femoid that fucking put pasta in a rice cooker with a ton of beef and such.

>> No.15026402

>>15020384
my asshole after visiting my boyfriend

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>> No.15026465

>>15026454
o.o

>> No.15026501

>>15026454
I'm kinda aroused and totally grossed out at the same time, this webm never fails>>15026465

>> No.15026563

>>15025581
sweet smell

>> No.15026564

>>15020314
what the fuck this looks relatively competent for jack
how old is this?

>> No.15026618

>>15023381
https://www.etymonline.com/word/commentate

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>> No.15026648

>>15023610
find better friends

>> No.15026657

>>15026236
thats not jack

>> No.15026659

>>15020555
>didn't even do a deathroll for the gator
>kangaroo stuffing food in its pouch

fucking retards

>> No.15026661

>>15024709
>getting unironically upset at a video on a taiwanese knitting forum
>calling others weak

lol

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>>15026657

>> No.15026681

>>15023207
matt stonie is gonna die of heart disease at 37

>> No.15026691

>>15026681
cope harder fatty

>> No.15026699

>>15020555
must've been fun being the animal guy making this video

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>> No.15026719

>>15025722
>>15025607
why are you guys such doomers about the future

>> No.15026748

>>15026691
what would I possibly be coping about?

he just eats a ton of unhealthy shit constantly and as far as I know doesn't throw it up.

>> No.15026753

>>15026748
ur obesity

you think he eats like this outside of videos?

>> No.15026760

>>15023057
Here you go friend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2XNVFlh-DU

>> No.15026761

>>15026753
I'm not obese in the least bit, and no I don't think he eats like that in his videos, but he makes a shit ton of videos and that food is gonna catch up to him one way or another.

>> No.15026852

>>15020398
The Terminal was kino af

>> No.15026931

>>15026323
it almost looks photoshopped when he eats without doing that weird shit with his tongue

>> No.15026989

>>15020538
Fuck off, retard. That is a fucking chinaman. Those fuckers eat dogs.

>> No.15027006

>>15025722
As if the rest of the world is Canada.

>> No.15027035

>>15026760
wtf

>> No.15027054

>>15019896
Why would you boil bacon?

>> No.15027066

>>15019935
It's basically just a pie with a pretty stamp right?

>> No.15027079

>>15027066
you saw the webm

>> No.15027102

>>15020795
you sound american lel

>> No.15027103

>>15019941

Hey Ive been there. Its a solid spot, 8/10

>> No.15027108

>>15023184
Dude what the fuck... people live like this?

>> No.15027178

>>15027108
"people" That's a poor way to describe orientals lmao.

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>>15020466

>just the chocolate wasnt horrifying enough

Its never enough for these animals.

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>>15025581

Bees will swarm on any large source of sugar. Several years ago, bees in France somehow got into some food coloring from candy manufacturer and it was turning the honey different colors.

>> No.15027273

>>15020547
They're beans you retard

>> No.15027295

>>15025545
>Shotgun red the grillmeister
Why are americans such experts at cringe?

>> No.15027299

>>15022590
daddys got his juice

>> No.15027367

>>15026666
why would i eat burned garbage

>> No.15027368

>>15026644
wonder when this retard will kick the bucket

>> No.15027390

>>15025486
seems like a huge waste of butter

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>> No.15027527

>>15024012
Exactly, it's a different reaction that's far less immediate and potentially harmful.

>> No.15027581

>>15026393
>why are japanese people always the worst at italian stuff?
Because they live in cubbyholes and must do all cooking in their microwaves.

>> No.15027603

>>15027367
He put that pile of goodness into a chili that he submitted to a chili cookoff at his church
Jack was extremely salty when he did not win.

>> No.15027619

>>15019959
Based nostalgia poster

>> No.15027628

>>15024729
Put Chad's cock in there and it will be great. Ice cream blowjobs are best.

>> No.15027629

>>15027603
The game was rigged from the start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ip6mMCmKtY

>> No.15027635

>>15020522
I mean, if it's basically the good old 'Ambrosia' style dish that I think the boomers made way back in the day, adding snickers isn't that bad of an idea. Shit it sounds like it'd improve it if anything.

>> No.15028014

>>15027418
How I will one day choose to live when I leave my parent's house, or they die (more likely).
I know it's a staged TLC show however where did he get the egg from? American eggs need to be in the fridge or you will die from bacteria.

>> No.15028065

>>15028014
has his own chicken

>> No.15028100

>>15023377
Im also american and I wouldn't touch this shit.

>> No.15028128

>>15026644
NANI?!

>> No.15028138

>>15023184
nothing wrong with this

>> No.15028167

>>15020148
I am fully aroused

>> No.15028190

>>15020554
Can I have a link to this guys channel or whatever? I want to figure out what the fuck that is meant to be.

>> No.15028236

>>15026454
I love her

>> No.15028261

>>15028190
Not a cooking channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sehj1xF2AkU

>> No.15028314
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>> No.15028474

>>15019612
this

>> No.15028508

>>15022492
for you

>> No.15028607
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>> No.15028704

>>15025496
based

>> No.15028863

>>15022055
Even better.

>> No.15028889

>>15019432
row row fight the powa

>> No.15028950

>>15022115
Then don't lick it. You chomp at the top bit by bit until the tower is small enough to keep stable.

>> No.15029141

>>15026454
I want that little bit that slid off her tongue.

>> No.15029156

>>15021182
not a single white person in the restarurant in the video

>> No.15029311

>>15027108
Shit load of sugar generally their honey being the main thing. It's the same in Mexico when you buy homemade sweets in the markets.

>> No.15029320

>>15020547
That's a pot of refried beans anon. You're not that retarded right? Though given who made them that reaction might be right regardless.

>> No.15029329

>>15024289
He did already

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15029373

Enough bullshit. Time for a real webm. Gonna attempt to make these.

>> No.15029649

>>15019567
this is most homosexual thing I've ever seen posted on this shitty website

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>>15019896
two nukes weren't enough, this is unacceptable

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