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DISGUSTING FOOD THREAD

I'm 30 hours into fasting I need your help /ck/, post some pictures that DESTROY YOUR APPETITE, I must persevere

>> No.15021056

>>15021050
I thought this was a cartel thread

>> No.15021062

>>15021056
i can't stop thinking about delicious food man please do not make thread jokes

>> No.15021064

>>15021056
>*funky town playing faintly in the background*

>> No.15021093
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>>15021050
My cooking is kind of gross looking but p tasty ngl.
This is a quiche I made yesterday

>> No.15021097
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>>15021050
Here are some biscuits I made from scratch with fermented oats added.

>> No.15021101

>>15021093
>>15021097
FUCK YOU ID EAT THAT, THATS NOT DISGUSTING FOOD

>> No.15021111
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>>15021050
Roasted home raised duck on home grown potatoes, turnips.
Onion and the apples it was stuffed with was from the store though

I overcooked the broccoli, instant appetite killer.
The breast was juicy and the skin was crispy tho

>> No.15021114

>>15021111
thanks! this is killing my appetite, jesus christ what were u thinking??

>> No.15021118
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>>15021050
here is a pizza I made from scratch.
It's square cut AND has vermin on it. So extra, EXTRA gross.

>> No.15021121

>>15021118
WTF where did that rat come from dude!!! is that ur pet??

>> No.15021133
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>>15021121
He was a mouse and less of a pet more like I was his slave.

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>>15021050
love these threads. first contribution is "flying jacob" a swedish dish created by some guy that worked with aircargo, got fucked by a black man from africa and thought their cuisine was nice

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>>15021101
Ok but I burned the edges of that quiche But only the outer crust. The inner crust was just fine.

>> No.15021157

>>15021136
oh, forgot to tell you the ingredients. its made with bananas, bacon, chicken, peanuts, whipped cream and chilli sauce (sweet)

>> No.15021169
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>>15021142
would eat anon
now, another creation from sweden. this time from the khalifate era, a pizza with french fries.

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>>15021050
jackposting allowed ?

>> No.15021186

>>15021176
OP here, would just like everyone to know that i am a homosexual and ja/ck/ posting is more than welcome thanks everyone

>> No.15021188
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>>15021169
I would eat a pizza with french fries over their disgusting banana pizzas.

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>> No.15021200

>>15021050
This'll make you gag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

>> No.15021204
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>>15021188
you know they make those with kiwi as well anon? like scandinavias brazil with a muslim twist, its all very exciting.

>> No.15021205

>>15021188
He's so cute :(

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>>15021200
this looks staged

>> No.15021235

>>15021169
Got a think in Scotland called an Americano pizza. Its french fries and sliced hotdog topping. Pretty good.

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>>15021235
>Got a think in Scotland called an Americano pizza. Its french fries and sliced hotdog topping. Pretty good.
>Pretty good.
okay anon

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anyone dare to play food or parasite

>> No.15021338

>>15021327
>http://propnomicon.blogspot.com/2014/09/parasite-specimen.html
>This was sculpted out of polymer clay and painted with acrylics. The detail work was done with dental tools and some custom texture stamps. I added the gore just to dress up the photos a bit. It's essentially lumpy gravy-cornstarch and water mixed with some food coloring and heated up until it gels.

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>> No.15021347

>>15021050
Drink some warm salt water.

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>>15021338
pretty cool anon, hope that guy makes money from his skills

>> No.15021406

>>15021347
huh?

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>>15021157
I wish to offer my sincere apology to the bongs for all the horrible things I've said about their food. Even the parts about toast sandwiches.

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>>15021050

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>>15021188
He’s a cute little guy

>> No.15021496

>>15021222
honestly not that bad
unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't seem to understand anything besides cheese curds are disgusting and wrong
just looks like standard bad non-canuck poutine

>> No.15021504

>>15021402
I'd eat that
Probably not all at once

>> No.15021512

>>15021406
kalium and other salt are supposed to suppress hunger
t. been into schizo fasting forum

>> No.15021516

>>15021118
>>15021133
>>15021188
>>15021494
Post more adorable vermin

>> No.15021520

>>15021050
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_ebZ_ZbmjOX5PIpNqpn3dPVSqFrKsKky

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>>15021118
Hello fren

>> No.15021543
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I think there’s cheesecake here. Wish I’d discovered cheesecake when more of them were still alive.

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catfood

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>>15021548
Holy shit did your mouse eat all that, what a fucking pig! Did he eat your cat too?

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>>15021050
>op asks for disgusting food thread
Board transforms into /an/ rodent thread

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>>15021618
>>15021543
>>15021532
>>15021494

MORE RATS AND MICE
NO HAMSTERS ALLOWED

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>>15021557
Well, one of the cats killed that one so...

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I give you my support

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>> No.15021691

>>15021111
Are you the guy who made the duck killing thread recently?
Did you upgrade your kill cone yet?

>> No.15021693
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>>15021656
Ugh I want rats someday.
My mouse technically wasn't a rat but because hes black the racists on this website thought he was a rat.
It also doesn't help that I have baby hands.

>> No.15021697

>>15021050
Me in the center

>> No.15021703

>>15021690
i actually cringed.

>> No.15021704
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>>15021693
He’s a very cute little guy, it’s just hard to tell from scale. My recommendation for rodents and pets in general is always get two, it’s very fun for them to like you but it’s also very fun to watch them interact.

>> No.15021745
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This is my rat, it also eats catfood

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>>15021704
The main reason I got a mouse is because I could get a solitary male and not have to worry about him getting too lonley. I don't think he ever liked other mice. Maybe if I had neutered him or gotten him african soft furred rats they could have co existed, but I was around alot.

>> No.15021832

>>15021056
this
glad I do not live in america and don't have to worry about them

>> No.15021922
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>look like newspaper soup
>taste absolutely delicious

What did they mean by this?

>> No.15021938

>>15021745
Very cute spike rat!
>>15021757
I’ve gotten two male rats (brothers) and two female rats(sisters), and there’s a lot of conflicting info online, so here’s my simple guide
1. Male rats pee more regardless of what online says
2. Male rats fight more (obviously) but both genders get aggressive because of sexual hormones. Male rights fight A LOT in a playful way when they’re young and this tapers off into fights that end in upset squeaks as they get to full size.
3. Male rat fights are more likely to end in a small scrape/cut (usually heal on their own, but good to check on them)
4. Both genders equally fight over food even if the food is unreasonably large (I’ve seen them fight over an entire banana)
5. If you can get a mouse to like you and behave decently well, you’ll have a great time with rats.
6. They can eat pretty much anything and even the lists you find of “poisonous” foods are littered with things that are simply unhealthy or in ludicrous amounts it would theoretically be bad (it’s the rat equivalent of if you ate a pound of apple seeds type argument).

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>>15021938
Yeah I was figuring I would get 3 female rats and a very large multistory ferret/rat cage with plenty of hammocks, wheels, food bowls, waterers and toys. They will either be littermates or of the same age and introduced in the cage at the same time. This way there would be minimal confrontation. I would also have to rat proof my room as I would require them to have free run time daily. My mouse was out of his cage multiple times a day (as seen in all the photos), and he would occasionally be allowed to free run in an enlarged area. Daily stimulation and bi monthly new climbing toys were also mandatory.

I'm still mourning the loss of my mouse and idk how long it will be before I am ready to get a new companion vermin.

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>>15021133
>enslaved by a rodent
Are you pic related?

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>>15022331
In about 5 years I will be
(p.s thank you for the movie recommendation! I have been looking for something decent to watch)

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>>15021050

>> No.15022416

>>15021693
N

>> No.15022451

>>15021050
I tried making toad in the hole (despite how it looks) because I wanted to try some cozy Bri ish food for once.

0/10 absolutely fucking disgusting and it looked like I was looking into a toilet made of egg pastry. Onion gravy was shit too. Why can't whites cook?

>> No.15022464

>>15022451
Post pic for proof

>> No.15022488

>/ck/ Animals and Nature

>> No.15022510

>>15021745
Get him a buddy

>> No.15022753

this thread is shit fuck women

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>>15022451
>toad in the hole
Try the American toad in the hole instead.
Is comfy, looks good, easy to make, delicious, and doesn't look like a cat confused your soufflé with a litter box

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>>15022464
I even used bangers and extra batter to stop it from looking fucked, but it didn't work. Kinda looks like a backed up toilet.

How the fuck do people not look at this dish and laugh? This is about as non graphic as it could ever look, and it STILL looks like turds swimming in piss. It tasted horrible, too.

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>>15023461
Like look at some other examples. This is POO.

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>>15023468
This is literally logs of shit in mid flush. WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS DISH HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS?

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>>15021050

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>>15022510
Well, you can't buy them, they're registered pests and people shoot them

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>>15021050
this disgusting enough for you OP

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>> No.15024162

>>15024081
that looks fucking incredible just needs top half bun

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>> No.15025916

>>15025885
Coming back from Budapest, on British Airways, literally served a "stuffing" sandwich. I shit you not, a glob of stove top sage stuffing slapped between two pieces of bread. INSANITY

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>>15025868
Says 'Butter and red bean paste sandwich, $7' for anyone who can't read the moonrunes

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>> No.15025958

>>15025929
>Says 'Butter and red bean paste sandwich, $7' for anyone who can't read the moonrunes
Dipped into egg for sure.

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>>15025916
Oh fuck me this is real, is this what you're talking about?

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>>15024067
man the 70s sucks

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>>15021050

>> No.15027410

>>15025929
I thought it was a butter and ham sandwich at first, thank you for letting us know.
I'm french and I've never seen such a quantity of butter in a single sandwich before, this is absolute madness.

>> No.15027425

>>15025967
I've lived in ireland for quite some time and must inform you that chicken and stuffing sandwiches are among the best things I've eaten. I've eaten in lots of restaurants, some with michelin stars, others serving cheap but satisfying food. The chicken and stuffing sandwich may be simple but it is no laughing matter. The only downside being that it's meat based and detrimental to one's health.

>> No.15027825

>>15021690
Can someone please post a cartel video to offset this shit?

>> No.15028107

>>15027825
Here's a spoken word version:

Orange man dies

>> No.15028384

>>15021133
I think I've seen your pics before based mouse may he rest in peace.

>> No.15028689

>>15021062
So you're telling me thinking about someone without skin on your face still makes you hungry?

>> No.15029348

>>15021690
latino here, fuck you only mexicans do this

>> No.15029359

>>15022288
Sorry for late reply but three sisters would be perfect. Generally with rodents familial bonds stem the tide of hormonal rage leading to bloodshed. We tried rustproofing part of our room and one of the buggers made it behind the cabinet paneling because we didn’t know there was a hole, we had to nearly rip the front panel off to get her out. We couldn’t see how far it went so we had no other choice, but she was stuck in a small area and would’ve come out on her own eventually.
I need to be better with my ratties, although they’re sociable enough to not be afraid of people (bites don’t happen), so mostly I just need a better space for rat proofing.

>> No.15029369

>>15021459
Flygande jacob is based af

>> No.15029541

>>15021050
Watch the entire cooking with hoarders collection
https://youtu.be/7IswOGBOuik

>> No.15029548
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>>15021704
Fuck me I read that as "ogey"

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>>15021176
Please !

>> No.15029570

>>15025949
so this is how babies are born

>> No.15029667

>>15021690
what the fuck

>> No.15029707

>>15025885

Seems appalling at first but I'd try a bite.

>> No.15029968

>>15021494
post belly twink

>> No.15029972
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>>15021050
Here's a /fit/ recipe to help you out, anon.
They're gross.

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>>15021516
Here's a baby possum that I caught in my kitchen (got in from a hole behind the hot water heater in the utility room) and released in a field a few miles away.

>> No.15029992

>>15022393
You gotta soak your meat before you cook it. This lets out the starchy blood so that the strings of ground meat dont stick to each other when you cook it.

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>>15029972
Compared to some of the other shit I see from that board this isn't bad at all.
I don't like cooking with canned tuna in general but you could use some ground cod or salmon instead for some nice fish cakes. I might leave out the garlic as well.

>>15029985
cute

>> No.15030414

>>15024030
fuck sweden

>> No.15030425

>>15024129
it seems they are aware that this is quite bizzare

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>>15029557
yes!

>> No.15030471

>>15030446
literally my bowel movements

>> No.15030475

>>15022331
Shit is that the movie where he eats the rat in the end?

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>>15030446

>> No.15030705

>>15021690
Nice video showing my most mexicans are obese

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>>15030471
lol

>> No.15030989

>>15021136
Is that cheese with plantains? THE FUCK

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>>15030556
never noticed he has sideburns

>> No.15031000

>>15030989
see>>>15021157

>> No.15031023

>>15021606
The heart disease is palatable

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>>15021050
My delicious gummy pizza that /ck/ loved. First pizza I ever made and first time I made my own bread.

>> No.15031040

>>15022393
DID HE JUST TAKE A LITTLE PIECE TO EAT HALFWAY THROUGH THAT

>> No.15031046

>>15029972
Step 2.5 drain the mercury

>> No.15031220

>>15021093
Looks like a giant batch of fried cum

>> No.15031446 [DELETED] 
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wasn't even that bad

>> No.15031451

>>15031029
gummy?

>> No.15031703

does someone have the guy who "made" broccoli from cauliflower by putting it in gatorade.

>> No.15031733

>>15021222
how come the cheese isn't melted?

>> No.15031742

>>15021346
I'd try it

>> No.15031751

>>15021606
why is the meat still frozen?

>> No.15031758

>>15021690
did these niggas put onions in with pineapple and vinegar?

>> No.15031801

>>15026630
that looks good

>> No.15031808

>>15030982
what is that?

>> No.15031852

>>15021192
wow so this is how americans eat huh

>> No.15031929

fasting is for retards
enjoy losing your hair faggot

>> No.15032155

>>15024055
nice, comes with sauce

>> No.15032194

>>15031929
I fasted away 50lbs and I've still got my hair. I'm pretty sure that guys that lose their hair fasting were going to lose it anyway, and it's coincidental since it takes months.