/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15023386]

>ENTER ULTRA-MELON

[Anonymous No.15023391]

sounds bad.

[Anonymous No.15023558]

Mmmm das what I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.15023955]

A challenger appears

[Anonymous No.15023974]

>>15023386
Not bad but I'd put it above Sunrise and below everything else.

[Anonymous No.15024090]

What the hell, I've never seen this one and I love all the Ultras. Was this a summer exclusive?

[Anonymous No.15024158]

>>15024090
Fairly new, only just showed up around here recently.

[Anonymous No.15024474]

>>15023386
who the fuck still drinking monster ultra bang has been out for like 4 years now

[Anonymous No.15024509]

>>15023955
I just tried these and I like them, but there's something kind of empty about them. I have no idea what it is, they just don't seem satisfying (and it's not the lack of sugar, I usually go sugar free in the first place). My local store only has the melon and the blue-raspberry flavours - melon is good, the blue-raspberry one not so much. Do want to try the others, though.

[Anonymous No.15024513]

So how many of these will it take to stop my heart?

[Anonymous No.15024533]

>>15024509
how fucked r u bud?

[Anonymous No.15024549]

>>15024533
Am I not allowed to be underwhelmed, anon?

[Anonymous No.15024603]

>>15024509
They taste a bit flat to me, like they're under-carbonated.

[Anonymous No.15024616]

>>15024549
Answer the question

[Anonymous No.15024625]

>>15024616
I'm fine. Got up a couple hours ago. How are you anon?

[Anonymous No.15024640]

I had no idea this is from a german company. They got all the good shit:
>2.5g BCAA
>Taurine
>B6, B2, B12
>no sugar & low cal

The tropical one tastes like grapefruit gummies but a little too sweet

[Anonymous No.15025122]

It's game over for Rockstar now, I don't see how they come back from this

[Anonymous No.15025134]

>>15024640

>no theanine

discarded with prejudice

[Anonymous No.15025173]

>>15023386
Why are they doing christmas flavors when its not even thanksgiving yet?

[Anonymous No.15025933]

It sucks

[Anonymous No.15026061]

For me? It's the orange dreamsicle reign.
For sips? It's gotta be the classic.

[Anonymous No.15026254]

>>15023386
I love watermelon flavor, but I really didn't like it. Would try a non ultra version of it though.

[Anonymous No.15028094]

>>15023386
gd

[Anonymous No.15028176]

For me, it’s the Swiss Chocolate Java Monster

[Anonymous No.15028842]

>>15023386
This stuff is actually really good.
Very surprised their new flavors are so good when I tried Ultra Rosa and it tasted like robot ejaculate.

[Anonymous No.15029774]

>>15023386
For me, it's Papillion.

[Anonymous No.15030131]

For me

[Anonymous No.15030176]

>>15023386
Reminded me of Watermelon Warheads sour candy.

I loved it.

[Anonymous No.15030432]

>>15030131
>nitrous technology
What's that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.15030459]

>>15030432
Monster Extra Strength was first launched as Monster Nitrous back in 2009, but since Monster rebranded these drinks down playing the whole nitrous thing.

Here’s most likely why…

These drinks do not contain Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas). How do we know this? Well, it is illegal in the USA to market and sell a food product containing N2O as a ingredient for human consumption and it can only be used as a propellant such as in whip cream.

So if you were planning on getting some type of euphoric feeling from these drinks, you will be disappointed.

The label states it uses nitrogenated water, which is usually done with nitrogen gas and this technology is also used in the brewing industry to give certain beers a frothy foam.

[Anonymous No.15030641]

>>15030459
I assumed it had nothing to do with laughing gas because that would be stupid. First thought was thinking of nitrous used in engines which led me to question it because it just sounds stupid on a can, sounds like marketing to kids I think.
>used in the brewing industry to give certain beers a frothy foam
Like guiness. I think taps use small holes to run the beer through to get rid of carbon dioxide or something like that. Cheers for the info fren

[Anonymous No.15031206]

>>15030641
>First thought was thinking of nitrous used in engines

[Anonymous No.15031265]

>>15023386
Tastes like a jolly rancher
Ultra rose best flavor

[Anonymous No.15031302]

>>15030459
In my country they sell nitrous at the head shop, but they interrogate you and make you say its for a cake. Its so stupid because everyone knows they're selling it to get high, but legally they are within the law. They even sell the things you use to huff them.

[Anonymous No.15031308]

These drinks take years off your life. You'll eventually get a heart attack if you drink these.

[Anonymous No.15031569]

>>15024640
Fuck you, Effect is fucking disgusting. Scheiss Deutsche Hurensöhne

[Anonymous No.15031934]

>>15031308
Why?

[Anonymous No.15032176]

>>15031308
Good, some time soon would be great

[Anonymous No.15032458]

>>15031934
I don't know why, they just do

[Anonymous No.15033693]

>>15025933
This

[Anonymous No.15033716]

>>15031308
Nigger, each can of Monster has 150mg of caffeine. That's the equivalent of an especially strong espresso shot, and I don't see frogs and wops dropping dead in the streets.

[Anonymous No.15035205]

>>15033716
>I don't see frogs and wops dropping dead in the streets
what a shame

[Anonymous No.15036834]

>>15031308
lol weakass pussy

[Anonymous No.15036954]

>>15031308
Ok nonsipper

[Anonymous No.15037010]

>>15023955
>>15024509
man i tried the melon mania and the blue raz
i didnt really read the can that much when buying so i didnt know that they were sugar free i was like oh this looks funny ill try these out but i dont mind
melon mania was fucking ass the artificial sweetener was so overwhelming its pretty much all that it tasted like and it was really flat
the blue raz i had second and the first sip was like what the fuck
if you ever had a blue slushie (slush puppy) with shock its kinda like that it bites your tongue it was actually not that bad
im not sure if ill buy any of them again
maybe the lemon flavour? i mean if the blue raz hit hard makes me wonder how that is

[Anonymous No.15037049]

I got sick for a week with a cold, took off work cause of my cough and just slept it off and I was finally able to curb my sip addiction. Haven't had one in 3 weeks and don't crave them anymore. Feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.15037678]

>>15023386
I feel like all the energy drinks are so sweet that if you go with a sweet fruit flavor it just becomes candy flavored. I'd like to see something like cherry, or cranberry (which apparently tastes garbage without sugar).

[Anonymous No.15037688]

>>15025122
In response they will keep selling guava.

[Anonymous No.15037701]

>>15030432
Nitrogen gas instead of carbon dioxide. It produces finer bubbles, and in my opinion kills after taste.
It's more common in beer. Guinness uses nitrogen.

[Anonymous No.15037924]

>>15031308
t. boomer

[Anonymous No.15037936]

>>15024509
My favorite are
>Sour Green Apple
>Cotton Candy
>Lychee
Last two are pretty sweet like blue raspberry, so they may not be up your alley, but the apple one is worth a try if you like sour candy

[Anonymous No.15037942]

>>15037049
>Haven't had one in 3 weeks and don't crave them anymore
This coof is much worse than we thought

[Anonymous No.15038142]

>>15024090
Can I get a quick rundown on the ultras? Only Monsters I like are the white Ultras and the Mango Loco, don't want to spend 2.80 on a can of something I won't like since i'm a poorfag and I need to pinch pennies.

[Anonymous No.15038161]

>>15038142
S-tier:
Zero Ultra
Ultra Blue
A-tier:
Ultra Rosa
Ultra Red
B-tier:
Ultra Paradise
Ultra Fiesta
C-tier:
Ultra Watermelon
Shit tier:
That awful black cherry one
the fucking purple grape one
All others I'm forgetting

[Anonymous No.15038203]

>>15038161
cheers bud, i'll give blue a try next time i'm in town

[Anonymous No.15038288]

>wherever I am, I must sip

[Anonymous No.15038315]

>>15038288
hell yeah epic sip bruv

[Anonymous No.15039689]

>>15038161
Have a weird love for the off grape flavor

[Anonymous No.15040459]

>>15030131
i miss these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.15043001]

I had one of these the other day, I'd give it a solid B rating

[Anonymous No.15043107]

>>15023386
Your credit score lowers just by drinking that.