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15025300 No.15025300 [Reply] [Original]

What do I do with excess dates?

>> No.15025302

>>15025300
I haven't had a single date in my life.

>> No.15025309

>>15025300
How does he get out?

>> No.15025311

>>15025300
Date and walnut cake

>> No.15025365

>>15025309
AHMED THE LOVELY DATES VS KUSHMAR THE EGG WALL

>> No.15025386

>>15025300

gimme some I haven't been able to get one in years and I've asked many a lady

>> No.15025409

>>15025386
Maybe you should ask that guy in the pic for a date

>> No.15025435

>>15025300
bro do toffee pudding it's like crack.
https://www.chefsteps.com/activities/sticky-toffee-pudding

>> No.15025446

>>15025300
I'm allergic to dates

>> No.15025466

>>15025409

but I'm not a faggot

>> No.15025525

>>15025300
You make a spiced pound cake with almonds and dates.

>> No.15025543

Dates are overrated.

>> No.15025544

>>15025300
You just don't call the fat ones back OP.

>> No.15025548

>>15025543
Which is exactly why you're a virgin

>> No.15025552

>>15025548
What does olive oil have to do with it?

>> No.15025566

>>15025300
date nectar
drizzle it on some brussels before baking

>> No.15025575

>>15025552
Because clearly the answer is rapeseed

>> No.15026903

i read online that people sometimes find worms in them and now i don't buy them anymore

>> No.15026914

>>15026903
I’ve never had that happen and I eat a lot of the bastards, but I don’t really inspect them. If they’re there they don’t taste like much.

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>>15025309
what a DATED response

>> No.15026964

>>15026903
You can find insects in all raw agricultural products. Apples. Lettuce. Tomatoes.

>> No.15027185

>>15026964
Yeah but it’s a lot easier to identify in something that’s fresh versus dates which are dehydrated. It’s like with raisins, there’s probably a bunch of little buggers in that shit, but how would you ever know?

>> No.15027199

shit, pass one my way, it's been a few years!

but the food is overrated, I'm sure they appreciated them more in antiquity when food wasn't as common but I dont see any reason I couldn't eat one again for the rest of my life

bacon wrapped dates are good, but freakishly rich, like one and done rich. dont make a platter full of them

>> No.15027334

I bet he makes the big poopies

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>>15025300
Take out the battery in her cell phone and find some barrels at an abandoned factory with no cameras.

>> No.15027539

itt. a dozen tards making a painfully obvious pun and sucking each other's miniscule weiners

>> No.15027964

>>15025300
Desserts. They work great in them.
You can eat them with tea or coffee. A classic, and great sweet contrast to the bitter others.

A simple classic Arabian dessert with dates is to:
- Pit some dates.
- Melt some butter
- Add cardamom powder, and saffaron
- Add dates and beat them with a wooden spoon until well mixed.
- Mold into cake shape.

Great to spread on top of toast, biscuits, or enjoy with tea or coffee.

>> No.15027975

>>15025309
He can't without crushing them. He has to sell them all before he's allowed to leave.

>> No.15028037

Dry dates, ginger, brown sugar
One of the best winter drinks

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>>15025302
stop

>> No.15028168

>>15025300
Make cookies out of it. Good with tea.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma'amoul

>> No.15028186

>>15025300
Aren't dates just try to figs because if so I rather have them fresh.

>> No.15028260

>>15028186
Dryed figs*

>> No.15028265

>>15028186
Figs are full of tiny little seeds, dates have a single pit. I prefer dried figs to dried dates, though the former is much more expensive where I live

>> No.15028632

Make them into meal/protein bars

>> No.15028661

>>15028186
no

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>>15025300
Dry them in the oven at 300 for an hour until they are as hard as a stone then pulverise them with a powerful food processor . Youve just made Date sugar. Sprinkle it on you poridge or cakes and you add some uniquely caramelly fruity middle eastern flavours and a healthier source of sweatness to your dishes

>> No.15028693

>>15025309
He goes on a date.

>> No.15028712

>>15028265
Candied figs are fantastic.

>> No.15028715

>>15025309
He never leaves

>> No.15029021

>>15025300
One time my friend's dad asked me "wanna date?" and I got all flustered and my friend made jokes about me being gay for his dad all the time after that
Jokes on him because it was true

>> No.15029201

>>15029021
Your friend was just sublimating his own desires.

>> No.15029388

>>15025300
Tell them to shut up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul_Kotlqi3k

>> No.15029534

>>15025300
His date will let him out once she arrives

>> No.15029555

>>15025300
Stick 'em all into a pig and roast it whole.