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15078502 No.15078502 [Reply] [Original]

why are super thick burgers even a thing?

>> No.15078511

because people like quadruple bypasses and it's a delicious mess.

>> No.15078513

gordon can't even make a grilled cheese

>> No.15078519

>>15078513
to be fair it looks like he's trying someone else' burger

>> No.15078522

We're crafting foods that require unhinged jaws in preparation for the reptilian takeover.

>> No.15078526

>>15078519
Yeah, your mums old brown snatch

>> No.15078531

>>15078526
this is my first day on this board, don't ruin it for me

>> No.15078547

>>15078531
its shit. everyone here is insufferable, just leave

>> No.15078575

>>15078547
thanks for the heads up

>> No.15078587

what are you a mouthlet?

>> No.15078593

>>15078587
I'm sorry I don't suck multiple dicks at the same time on a daily basis like you do.

>> No.15079141

anything over 6oz is too much, half pound burgers just taste like a wad of fuckin meat, the fuck is the appeal in that

>> No.15079158

>>15078502
THANK YOU

they are too thick to bite.

>> No.15079304

You should ask your server for a burger press. It's a device that compresses larger burgers down to 33 to 50% of their serving volume. I used one once and I was able to eat an otherwise inedible burger.

>> No.15079313

>>15079304
Are you really that weak that you can't just smash the burgr with your hands?

>> No.15079319

the burgers that are wildly overcooked and dry as dog dick jerky were cooked by Gordon ramsay and they look terrible

>> No.15079383

>>15078502
The burgers should be wider not taller.

>> No.15079437

>>15079383
This.

>> No.15079458

I always eat my burgers (and pizza, for that matter) with a fork and knife. Never had this problem. I love thick burgers. You get way more toppings and meat when it's piled high.

...You don't eat burgers with your hands, right? Then your hands are all greasy. Disgusting.

>> No.15079465

>>15079158
Go back

>> No.15079471

>>15079458
fork and knife...lmao your opinion is invalid

>> No.15079472

I have been watching american kitchen nightmares, it has been good so far
Which episodes are your favorite anons?

>> No.15079495

>>15079472
watch the mama maria episode. It was filmed up the block from me. Sal has the worst fuckin pizza around, its legendary. Dont know why he decided to to a restaurant, he could not even handle good pizza. Ill never forget everyone in the neighborhood watching the episode on tv @ the red store on union and smith. They were laughing so hard when he Sal started crying

>> No.15080611

>>15079458
>Then your hands are all greasy. Disgusting.
If only there was a room available in literally every restaurant where you could use a device that would push water onto your hands and a substance to make the oil/fat stick to the water so it gets removed from your hands while leaving your hands clean and nicely scented.

>> No.15080628

The only burger worth a damn is a smash burger, thick patty burgers are fucking dogshit.

>> No.15080649

>>15079472
The Black Pearl in NY. David was fucking hilarious. Now he makes shitty dad rock.
https://youtu.be/ETPRVDIxJfA

>> No.15081714

.

>> No.15081856

>>15078575
Stay friend. He is the only asshole on this board. Ck has the highest population of real women besides cgl and po.

>> No.15081876

>>15081856
I'm pretty sure that the board that has the most women is /co/.

>> No.15081884

I got one of Ramsay’s (Ramsey? I always forget) and I was a little surprised by how finicky he was with everything. I remember his slogan being something like “fresh, high quality ingredients prepared simply” but his cookbooks are anything but simple.

>> No.15081935

>>15081876
It’s up there, but i would argue /cgl/ or maybe even /adv/ /toy/ is pretty high too with their bjd threads.

>> No.15083115

fat retards buy into that sort of thing
the fat retard market is lucrative

>> No.15083121

>>15078502
He can open his mouth wide enough to take 2 cocks but he can't bite a burger? The English were a mistake.

>> No.15083134

>>15081856
>Ck has the highest population of real women besides cgl and po.
you're not a woman, take your schizo meds and not your hrt meds

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>>15078502
Yes

>> No.15083260

>>15081856
yes, the one and only asshole. what a fuckin retard

>> No.15083786

If I wanted to eat a big burger I’d like to get a bunch of thinner patties. Much tastier

>> No.15083941

>>15078502
>why
because extra toppings naturally leads to thicker burgers.
Sure a thinner burger is more convenient, but you can only put so much on a single patty burger. So once you start adding things like onion rings, lettuce, pickles, gummy bears, cheese, bbq sauce, and bacon, it just naturally becomes bigger whether you like it or not. plus with so many toppings now the patty is overpowered so naturally you have to add a second patty.

its probably not something europoors need to worry about, considering they can't afford toppings on their burgers.

>> No.15084068

>>15081856
That is actually a downside

>> No.15084357

>>15078502
Beats me. Smash burgers are vastly superior.

>> No.15084601

>>15080611
Maybe in the future time

>> No.15086029

>>15078502
yes

>> No.15087351

>>15078502
When I was little I dislocated my jaw trying to bite a cheeseburger. It's still fucked up 12 years later.

Fuck America.

>> No.15087353

>>15084068
thank god someone said it