/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15126840]

This is why /ck/ can't own pets

[Anonymous No.15126848]

you're lucky she pees in an enclosed space. some cats and dogs will pee everywhere they go

[Anonymous No.15126851]

I legitimately despise cats, they just emit an aura of cockiness, thinking that they're actually better than me when I could just grab it by it's tail and fling it into a concrete wall.

[Anonymous No.15126855]

>>15126840
This is why you teach your cats to stay off the counters
All you need is a spray bottle of water

[Anonymous No.15126857]

>>15126851
>I legitimately despise cats
Who let you use this websight?

[Anonymous No.15126862]

>>15126848
I never had a pet that just defecated or urinated wherever it found a spot. You’re a bad pet owner. Dogs won’t even do that naturally, let alone trained.

[Anonymous No.15126865]

>>15126840
I would beat that cat like a rented mule. It would piss blood for a week.

[Anonymous No.15126867]

>>15126851
You need help

[Anonymous No.15126870]

>>15126855
What about the dickered poster. Yes, he probably has toxoplasmosis already, but that shit has sailed. He may as well let his cat walk all over his food at this point.

[Anonymous No.15126876]

>>15126870
>that shit has sailed
Of fuck I think I have just accidentally invented a neologism

[Anonymous No.15126881]

>>15126870
Yeah it's too late for him, he's more T. Gondii than human at this point

[Anonymous No.15126889]

>>15126851
Was it psychopaths who despise cats or love cats? I forget which. Either way, you're probably a psychopath anyway

[Anonymous No.15126891]

>>15126840
>owning a cat

[Anonymous No.15126892]

>>15126840
takes the time to take a photo instead of getting the cat down and throwing that shit away.

[Anonymous No.15126893]

>>15126851
You should despise them for smelling like piss and shit all the time and shitting all over your house.

[Anonymous No.15126897]

>being poor
>living in an apartment
>with animals inside
>animals you can't eat but sometimes fuck
>love them more than your human kind
is the ultimate state of civilization?

[Anonymous No.15126902]

>>15126891
Cats are cute. They look like little furry people. And when they meow, they are literally trying to talk to you. There is no recorded case of a cats meow, the way that we often see, that is ever directed at any other cat or animal. They are mimicking our speech.

[Anonymous No.15126905]

>>15126865
Dangerously based.
>>15126867
Mate, I'm not the one who has toxoplasmosis lmao

[Anonymous No.15126915]

>>15126897
>>living in an apartment
>>with animals inside
not likely. most landlords forbid animal usage

[Anonymous No.15126919]

>>15126902
No, they don't even love you, you delusional freak.
>>15126889
You're definitely a woman

[Anonymous No.15126922]

>>15126870
You leave patti the kitty alone

[Anonymous No.15126956]

>>15126855
Shotgun works too.

[Anonymous No.15126959]

>>15126848
>>15126862
That normally means their kidneys are fucked my cat did that before he died

[Anonymous No.15126962]

>>15126919
Their attempts at human speech don't necessarily imply "love". How insecure must you be that you crave love from another species of animal?

[Anonymous No.15126965]

>>15126897
>animals you can't eat but sometimes fuck
tell me more

[Anonymous No.15126971]

>>15126902
You can have conversations with your cat by meowing back at them.

One time I meowed back to my cat a few times and she got offended and hissed at me. I'm not sure what I inadvertently said to her.

[Anonymous No.15126972]

>>15126915
Literal nobody follows landlord rules

[Anonymous No.15126999]

>>15126962
That doesn't change the fact that idiots think that they do. Do you think that people like this >>15126971 are sane?

[Anonymous No.15127010]

>>15126971
>>15126999
yeah those people are probably dumber than the pets they own

[Anonymous No.15127025]

>>15126851
I think you underestimate cats dude. Things are little hunters. They can at least give you stitches if you piss them off enough. Big cats will straight up fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.15127029]

>>15126999
>>15127010
cope

[Anonymous No.15127043]

cats are so gross
the only food i won't eat is food prepared by a catfaggot

[Anonymous No.15127044]

>>15126999
>>15127010
you

[Anonymous No.15127075]

off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15126840

[Anonymous No.15127156]

>>15126851
Because they are better than you.
You feel insecure because something is acting "cocky" toward you?
You're first thought is violence towards it?

[Anonymous No.15127162]

>>15127075
Faggot janny bootlicker

[Anonymous No.15127167]

>>15127044
You must be an empty person if you think that "conversing" with cats is fun.

[Anonymous No.15127170]

>>15126851
dude that's so tw1st3d....

[Anonymous No.15127171]

>>15126971
It wasn't what you said, it was how you said it.

[Anonymous No.15127185]

>>15127156
>Because they are better than you
Cat owners think this lol You might just have toxoplasmosis
>You feel insecure because something is acting "cocky" toward you?
No, they're just complete and utter twats.
>You're first thought is violence towards it?
It's your and yes

[Anonymous No.15127195]

unless you're washing your hands with literal cat shit before eating sandwiches you're not going to get toxoplamosis from a ca
cool food thread btwt

[Anonymous No.15127212]

>>15126915
apartment i lived in would allow dogs if under 50 lbs but you had to pay an extra fee per month since shitting/pissing inside is inevitable and eventually the landlord's issue to deal with.

Fun fact - that 50 lb limit for dogs is 100% arbitrary and supposedly meant to just keep pit bulls out, usually any dog is fine.

[Anonymous No.15127281]

>>15126851
They are better than you fuck face, even the ones with birth defects are better than you.

[Anonymous No.15127342]

>>15126851
>I could just grab it by it's tail and fling it into a concrete wall.
No you can't, but feel free to try. :^)

[Anonymous No.15127348]

>>15127281
Kill your self, at least then you'll be useful by fertilizing the forest floor.

[Anonymous No.15127360]

>>15127342
I'd gladly kill you and your cat
>pic related is you lol

[Anonymous No.15127370]

>>15127212
pit bulls are 40 pound dogs lmao retard

[Anonymous No.15127372]

>>15127360
You cant youre weak. Youll try though and ill dick slap you then rape you for days. Now come give big papa a kiss.

[Anonymous No.15127379]

>>15126851
i agree
i'm actually a pretty kind empathic person towards people and animals but something about cats brings out a demon in me and i just want to see them suffer

[Anonymous No.15127394]

>>15127360
Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens, mother fucker. :^)

[Anonymous No.15127412]

>>15127372
Burn in hell
>>15127394
Okay, tough guy, I'm sure that I'll be fine getting shot by bb bullets lmao You're genuinely embarrassing yourself. I'd still gladly kill you and your cat lol

[Anonymous No.15127434]

I love my cats bros, I legitimately soy face every time I see a cat on the street or something, maybe I've got those cat brain worms or something

[Anonymous No.15127452]

>>15127434
i wonder why cats are so polarizing
i would like nothing more than to crush every cat i see with a mallet

[Anonymous No.15127464]

>>15126902
Are you autistic?

[Anonymous No.15127601]

>>15126902
>when they meow they are literally trying to talk to you.
This may be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.15127649]

>>15126902
cats meow at each other all the time in the back alley before i shoot bbs at them and they scatter

[Anonymous No.15127653]

>>15127601
Some people are so lonely they crave any sort of interaction they'll anthropomorphize anything