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Post meat.

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>> No.15152669

Someone needs to open a buffet where you walk up and take your meat right off the smoker. I'd pay so much to have access to that pit.

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I can't watch this webm since my boyfriends accident

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>> No.15152785

I call this recipe the 40%

>> No.15152791

>When you have had a little too much anal sex...

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>> No.15152965

Why do southerners eat that obviously burnt skin and call it the "bark" when in reality it's just burnt carbon that tastes like shit and is extremely unhealthy for you?

That's the one thing I'll never understand about bbq. The meat itself is nice, but eating that burnt skin is seems cancerous.

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pork jowl i cut up for some 'za

>> No.15153032

>speaks from experience of his prolapse

>> No.15153036

did you really order take out and then put it out on the table with a loaf of white bread?

>> No.15154773

Superb thread.

>> No.15154791

Wow you are so smart and observant

>> No.15154795

touched a nerve, did I?

>> No.15154814

It's so impressive to look at a picture and see things. How long have you had that amazing power?

>> No.15154836

Sometime when I was a kid I read my first Highlights magazine and it just clicked

>> No.15154842

u don't gotta be such a bitch anon fuck that you fucking NEED to slap down a loaf of white bread when you order some fuckin american bbq real shit

>> No.15154848

How To Get Cancer: The Thread.

>> No.15154875

cancer is delicious

>> No.15155821

acording to you faggots literally everything gives you cancer

>> No.15155874

Jesus Christ this made me uncomfortable.

>> No.15156186

Is he going to be ok?

>> No.15156203

I want a nice thick smoked sausage now

>> No.15156208

Holy Buddha

>> No.15156237

Poor guy. His boss probably punishes him if he can't keep that pace. Hopefully he still has all his fingers.

>> No.15156265

Nope. Not even close, lardass.

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>> No.15156432

id post my meat but its inside your mom right now lmaoo

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Just sliced this venison biltong. So good.

>> No.15156506

I absolutely can not comprehend how anyone can find all this brutalized flesh appetizing. This is what psychopaths do.

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beef is the best meat

>> No.15157962

Genocide. Carnists are literally insane.

>> No.15157997

And yet you want to import 1 billion Mexicans into the usa who will eat billions more cows, pics, chickens and llamas with your food stamps. No wonder you are a schizo

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Flew down to tx to visit family and they took me to a place called Rudy's.
It's better than Salt Lick.
Fight me

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good thread

>> No.15158157 [DELETED] 

it's so fucking funny the way you oddball faggots make up words. you think you're being insulting but we just laugh at your made-up babylanguage

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>> No.15160049

why does this look so fake?

>> No.15161180

Because if nothing else kills you, cancer will and when someone dies of colon cancer in their 80s they say "oh Grandpa ate a ton of steak!" to try to create some causal narrative to escape the fact that you can live an overall perfectly clean life, never touch a cigarette and die of lung cancer while a person that smokes everyday lives to their 90s. It's not a fair game. You can't eat some magical blend of food while avoiding other stuff and suddenly you live forever.
>oh she was going to live to be 100...unfortunately she had one too many chocolate chip cookies and got brain cancer.
Doesn't work that way. Enjoy life and hope for the best.

>> No.15161228

Wrong. Carnists are murderers. Vegans are the genociders wanting to genocide cows, pigs, chickens and other species that we only keep for food.

>> No.15161917

Because it is bruh are you blind

>> No.15161962

eat raw bacon

>> No.15161999

This desu, although don't smoke as that actually does increase the chance of getting cancer.

>> No.15162024

prolapsed angus

>> No.15163044

Lmao you pathetic carnivores never fail to make me laugh with your ”meat” threads.

Face it. most vegetables will be infinitely more delicious than any of your sad meats ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

>> No.15163221

Funny how when you look at tribes in similar geographic region that've been long dead, the meat eaters had better bone health, less chronic disease and lived longer.
Funny how there exists zero to no evidence vegetables are anymore than survival food, better to eat unhealthy than to starve, I guess.
You'll suffer your ignorance and stupidity, if not now in you're older years. It's never to later to make a good decision, so keep that in mind, while you waste your money increasing your carbon footprint much more than any meat-eater or low-carber will.
Get out of your echo chamber, read a book, read more. You're pathetically ignorant and naive.

>> No.15163635

>Not recognizing /pol/ copypasta
>Degenerate detected

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>> No.15163646

He's gonna be just fine

>> No.15163656

>pities butcher shop worker for working hard
>uses smart phone who's battery is made from cobalt mined by Indian children bought off amazon

>> No.15163664

but I am an omnivore not a carnivore.

>> No.15164008

Can someone please tell me what you ask the butcher to get this dreamy piece of meat?

>> No.15164217

*taps knife*
That'll be 30 dollars plus tip

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>> No.15164358

God meat off a vertical spit is the absolute best imo. Shawarma, gyro, that's the shit right there.

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>> No.15164551

Thirty bucks for that? Good deal, that's a lot of meat.

>> No.15164562

Fuck where can I get that much good food for just 30 bucks?

>> No.15165893

I would give myself gout eating that every day if it were 30 dollars.

>> No.15165901

We live in truly terrifying times. Pretty soon even having fun will be automated away, and there will no longer be any reason for any of us to remain alive. This is what automation is: death

>> No.15166066

i promise you

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>> No.15166111

Looks like the Togos triple dip.

>> No.15166128

i fookin wouldnt have the guts to do this without metal gloves

>> No.15166269

is that a faggoty reddit IPA there? You might as well have a sign that says you suck dicks.

>> No.15166274

is that a red dit fag?

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Iove meat

>> No.15166475

the only degenerates are red dit butt pirates

>> No.15166476

we might have gone too far in a few places

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I wish i could afford to eat beef

>> No.15166724

Are you literally A bum? Heroine junkie? Beef is cheap as fuck.

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I looooooooove big chunks of meat pic one of my fav

>> No.15168520

Probably a Canadian.

>> No.15168554

Going to make a pulled pokerino tomorrow, ladds.

>> No.15168593

>dat dry ass slab of bird meat

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shouldnt post-meat be actual shit?

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heres some meat

oh IM PROUD AS FUCK to stick my dick in something like this.
IM PROUD AS FUCK to have my own asshole look like that
IM PROUD AS FUCK to not be able to hold in a shit
IM PROUD AS FUCK that i have to do poppers to drown out the shit smell when i have sex

we did it!

my uncle died exactly like this

>> No.15168763

my cousin got almost killed by these machines

>> No.15169305

I knew a guy whose cousin got almost killed by these machines

>> No.15169592

>I'm ready to settle down now

>> No.15170147

i coomed

>> No.15171193

white bread is more of a traditional BBQ thing... it was served to soak up the grease or extra sauce they'd throw on the meat.
now days it's pretty fucking useless since most BBQ is served is bare minimum sauce.

>> No.15172119

I knew a guy that knew a guy whose cousin got almost killed by these machines

>> No.15172425

Beef Short rib

>> No.15172488

My nephew's cousin knew a guy that knew a guy whose cousin got almost killed by these machines

>> No.15172505

i know a machine whose cousin almost killed some guy

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>> No.15172651

You're a real dumb rube if you think eating this often won't increase your risk for cancer. L o l.
Have it sparingly.

>> No.15172662

I know guy that made a machine who almost killed some guys cousin

>> No.15172820

I actually killed someone's cousin with one of these machines. we turned him into meat sticks

>> No.15172859

I fucked a guy and his cousin with a meat stick for trying to kill one of these machines

>> No.15172871

He's going to be dry as fuck.

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How about a doughnut?

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here's some meat for ya

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>> No.15172910

looks like awful dry shit

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>> No.15173678

Meat bros I need a new reciepe for steak made in a cast iron. I've got a method I love but I want to mix things up a bit.
Gimme a beef cut and ingrediant list to fuck aeound with.

>> No.15173689

why does that hot dog have a foreskin and who the fuck puts cucumbers on a hot dog

>> No.15173969

Mankind did not get where it is today without meat

>> No.15174042

I kind of hate that this is how 90% of people today know of Mac from Night Court. :(

>> No.15174051

I have some fantastic news.
They're called brazilian steakhouses.

>> No.15174059

Tri-tip with chimichurri sauce
Prime rib au poivre

>> No.15174088

Wanna know how I can tell you've never had good BBQ?

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