/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15167809]

The Impossible Whopper tastes better than the old whopper

[Anonymous No.15167814]

I haven't had a whopper since 2001. It was so hot that it burned through the paper that covered it. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.15167823]

>>15167814
It shouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.15167826]

>>15167809
>impossible meat
>not processed

[Anonymous No.15167851]

>>15167823
Well yeah, i have no idea how it could possibly have been that hot but the paper just kind of melted around the burger. I couldn't hold it for like 20min. And it wasn't hot outside either. It was a cold winter. I still don't understand and feel like my memory is fucked because it feels so unreal.

[Anonymous No.15167855]

>>15167826
It's processed, but it's not processed food.

[Anonymous No.15167867]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yZt-wQvUmc

[Anonymous No.15169075]

Bump

[Anonymous No.15169082]

>>15167851
Definely sounds like something out of a dream.

[Anonymous No.15169322]

I make a better tasting and looking hamburger than americans, how shameless.

[Anonymous No.15169346]

based and seared bite pilled

[Anonymous No.15169386]

Do they still cook it next to the regular burgers made from decaying carcasses?

[Anonymous No.15169423]

>>15167809
>soy
>good for the environment
topkek you vegans are so retarded

[Anonymous No.15169424]

>>15167809
>dog food tastes better than dog shit

Ok

[Anonymous No.15169788]

>>15169423
>much less resource intensive than meat
Are you retarded or something?

[Anonymous No.15169809]

>>15167855
>It's processed, but it's not processed

[Anonymous No.15169897]

>>15169788
>blights the soil
>requires vast swaths of farmland so fields can lay fallow and recharge to grow it
>soy farms are the reason for global deforestation
Are you?

[Anonymous No.15170071]

>>15167809
I gave up on burgers years ago, MacDonalds, Burger King, Max, Frasses and a lot more but then Bastard Burgers came to town a year ago :D

Wow, they are so good :D we are talking about what a burger is,the core of a burger, real meat, top quality, seasoned, i mean they taste like the burgers i ate way back in the 80s when food were still food and not a lot of chemicals e numbers :D

Also none of the regular burger chains is in top 50 in Sweden, Bastard Burgers is in the top 8, the problem is that the topQ burger joints are like 1/1000 of the available chains and franchices.

We are lucky we have a top quality burger place in my town :D

[Anonymous No.15170109]

>>15170071
>:D
>:D
>:D
>:D

[Anonymous No.15170173]

you can play the fizzmas game without buying any soft drinks

[Anonymous No.15170188]

>>15167809
i agree, it has more of a seared bite

[Anonymous No.15170193]

>>15169897
Nearly all soy is farmed to feed to animals. By eating 1lb of meat you're essentially eating 12lbs of soy. You do understand how trophic levels work, don't you?

http://gentleworld.org/as-we-soy-so-shall-we-reap/
>About 85 percent of the world’s soybean crop is processed into meal and vegetable oil, and virtually all of that meal is used in animal feed. Some two percent of the soybean meal is further processed into soy flours and proteins for food use… Approximately six percent of soybeans are used directly as human food, mostly in Asia.

Humans consume less than 1% of the world's soy. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.15170229]

>>15170193
>Humans consume less than 1% of the world's soy
your fat cow of a mom consumes the other 99%

[Anonymous No.15170243]

>>15169809
>Not food

[Anonymous No.15170252]

>>15170229
not sure anon will ever be able to recover from this one.

[Anonymous No.15170257]

>>15167809
I actually don't mind the impossible meat. They did a good job making these things.

[Anonymous No.15170277]

>>15170257
I remember being pretty impressed when I tried one thinking "wow, this really does taste like a real whopper!". After a little more contemplation though I realized that's not exactly a good thing considering BK patties don't taste like beef to begin with.

[Anonymous No.15170320]

>>15170277
Yeah, that's the trouble I have with the comparisons, if the impossible whopper tastes better then the original whopper, then that's not much of a compliment because nobody goes to fucking burger king because the whopper and bk sucks.

[Anonymous No.15170337]

what yall dont understand is that both the regular and fake patties are to be avoided entirely
you are what you eat, and that goes for cows too
they eat the same shit that goes into the impossible whoppers, which includes seed oils that are bad for your soul
that fatty acid doesnt get modified, just incorported
if you wouldnt eat a whoppers worth of soy or canola oil, then dont eat a fucking whopper either

grass fed beef is the ONLY acceptable beef

[Anonymous No.15170343]

>>15170277
>>15170320
there's truth to these words

[Anonymous No.15170355]

>>15170277
In a blind taste test I would sooner believe the beef bk patty is a soy patty than believe the impossible pattie is beef.

[Anonymous No.15170642]

Literally used the deal to buy both and taste them at the same time. The Impossible Whopper was the worse of the two. Impossible Whopper is easy to tell apart because it barely tastes like people food and seems like it was coated/spray painted in chemicals to recreate the flavor than that flavor coming from the "meat" itself.

[Anonymous No.15170674]

>>15170193
You do realize that soy is grown for human consumption? We turn it into soybean oil and then by weight 85% if the crop is fed to livestock. That's what the meal and the residue is.

I mean, think about it. I saw a vid where a guy made sunflower oil, it took him 5 lbs of sunflowers to make 1/4 cup, or 60 grams of oil. I'm not great with math but seems like cows are eating byproducts of processed food and turning into a higher value product (milk and meat)

This is kind of how it goes for almost cash crops; You get the oil/ethanol out and the rest goes to livestock.

You shouldn't even be giving uncooked soybeans to animals to begin with, its a waste, the cooking involved in extracting oil does 2 jobs, makes your oil for humans, and makes the feed proteins more bioavailable for the animals to get nice and fat on.
In a vegan world we would have a shitload of waste.

[Anonymous No.15170724]

qrd on this seared bite meme?

[Anonymous No.15170735]

>>15170674
you dont have a basic understanding of metabolics if you think farmers feed their cows "proteins" to make them "fat"

cows eat the same same soy we do, and their fat is completely derived from the fats in the soy

if you are interested in eating beef fat that is not from grass-fed cows, then you are better off cutting out the middle man and just adding soy bean oil to shitty lean meat

[Anonymous No.15170778]

>>15170735
:/ way to jump to conclusions.

I am interested in raising my own cows for meat. I talk to a lot of farmers and this is what I hear. Though feedlot cows tend to eat more corn than soy. Most soy goes to poultry and some to hogs.

Im more interested in pasture raising and grass finishing livestock, I will save money on feed that way. I also want to home slaughter and butcher because I'm a cheapass.

[Anonymous No.15170792]

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

[Anonymous No.15170827]

>>15170778
i appreciate you man, its just that the concept of trophic levels is no joke; you are what you eat
All feed has fats in it, and corn and soy have similar ratios of fatty acid chains. those acid chains are not modified through the metabolic cycle before being incorporated into the fatty tissues of the animals.
when oils are taken out of soy and corn, the biproduct still has the same compositional makeup of fats. although cows may be getting less fats than before we extract oils, they are the same. protein is protein, and fats are fats. relying on feeding cows plant proteins to get them fat would likely hurt the cows digestion more than its worth, and would take much more feed than we already give them to make up for lost nutrients

[Anonymous No.15170831]

>>15170724
It's some dumb meme being spammed on /gif/ and /wsg/ mostly in the ylyl threads. He'll just edit videos and add the seared bite video that one black youtuber did about impossible whoppers.

[Anonymous No.15170891]

>>15167809
The old whopper tastes like garbage

[Anonymous No.15170896]

>>15167809
I prefer my burger do be made with 100% terrified and murdered beef thank you.

[Anonymous No.15170904]

>>15167851
I have never seen it burn the papper but I had some so hot that it took the shape of the burger so some of the plastic in the wrapper must have melted>>15167851

[Anonymous No.15170913]

>>15167809
Reminds me of the south park episode
>it's just processed crap that comes in a box

[Anonymous No.15170919]

>>15169386
They actually close the store every time someone orders one for 15 minutes in order to make it

[Anonymous No.15171111]

>>15170831
It's literally the best meme on this website

[Anonymous No.15171116]

>>15171111
Quads confirms

[Anonymous No.15171258]

>>15170827
No shit the corn hurts the cows digestion. Cows aren't meant to eat corn, it ferments in their guts. This is why most cows are grain finished. It's tough on their rumen and you basically feed them corn and slaughter them before the diet kills them.

But I still don't think meat abstinence is the answer. I mean, if you don't want to eat corn and soy, being a vegan is going to make shit even more difficult.

Like I said, I am interested in raising my own cows for meat, I already raise ducks for meat and eggs, and soon other livestock like geese and chickens. Probably rabbits too since rabbits are wonderful grazers who don't need grain at all.

[Anonymous No.15171310]

>>15170674
Imagine being this clueless and retarded.

[Anonymous No.15171375]

>>15171310
seething.

[Anonymous No.15171847]

>>15171258
fuck vegans man, im just a fat supremacist. grass fed or BUST bitch

[Anonymous No.15171867]

>>15170792
>>15171111
Based

[Anonymous No.15172580]

>>15167809

[Anonymous No.15172593]

>>15167809
It has more fat than the normal whopper, wtf is this image on about

[Anonymous No.15172629]

>>15167809
It isn't sold in Israel. I wonder why? Maybe it's the unholy amounts of estrogen.

[Anonymous No.15172944]

>>15172593
Less saturated fat = healthier
What is your education level?

[Anonymous No.15173285]

>>15167809
How's the bite?

[Anonymous No.15173296]

>>15167814
That was probably just some of the jet fuel from the 9/11 plane

[SucubusOfSweden No.15173298]

It's a logic burger bomb.
The burger is a tautology.
You know, like in first order predicate logic.
If you eat it, you must have some of the good ol' "Tertium non datur" soda afterwards. ;D

[Anonymous No.15173303]

>>15167809
Taste like salt with the texture of wet sawdust

[Anonymous No.15173336]

>>15172944
except that's not true, highly disputed at least. sat fats are worlds better than PUFAs anyways, which is all you get in an impossible whopper

[Anonymous No.15173350]

>>15167809
Fuck off shill!!! hahaha

[Anonymous No.15173455]

>>15167809
>better than the old whopper

>not getting the fresh whopper

idiot