>ywn be a chocolatier

[Anonymous No.15171029]

[Anonymous No.15171033]

>>15171029
that guy is an actor
>ywn be a chocolatier actor

[Anonymous No.15171034]

If it makes you feel better, the guys in the Lindt ads aren't really chocolatiers either.

[Anonymous No.15171040]

>>15171034
it doesn’t

[Anonymous No.15171052]

>>15171029
If it makes you feel any better, Lindt sells almost no real chocolate either, it's better marketed Hersheys

[Anonymous No.15171082]

>>15171034

[Anonymous No.15171086]

>>15171029
I'm actually decent friends with a chocolatier, it's a pretty cutthroat business like most things food. They only exist in higher-income areas, but there are more out there than you'd think. Lots of bid-warring on wedding contracts and provisioning for restaurants/coffee shops without a kitchen

[Anonymous No.15171149]

I used to work in a Godiva retail store and my title was chocolatier even though I never did any chocolatiering kek.

[Anonymous No.15171153]

>>15171029
Good because the guy in the pic looks like a whitey faggot.

[Anonymous No.15171179]

It's retarded faggotshit anyway. What do they do except making what basically amounts to edible decoration? What a pointless job.

[Anonymous No.15171192]

>>15171179
>edible decoration
>implying chocolate lacks depth

[Anonymous No.15171213]

>>15171179
where do you cop that whisk though

[Anonymous No.15172261]

>>15171082
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE CALLED THEY KEEP POPPING UP

[Anonymous No.15172564]

>>15172261
faggot

[Anonymous No.15172590]

>>15171179
>make something
>people buy and eat it
real complicated, anon

[Anonymous No.15172638]

>anyone can make pounds of fudge for a fraction of the cost to buy it at a chocolate store in less time than it takes to go to the local chocolate store
>still a thriving industry where chocolatiers have convinced the population that they need chocolatiers to make chocolate
Are chocolatiers the jews of the culinary world?

[Anonymous No.15172649]

>>15172638
>making food is cheap
>buying food is expensive
everything is jewish

[Anonymous No.15173256]

>>15171029
My sister is unironically a vaginal choclateer. She has this party truck where she inserts a kit kat inside herself in front of everyone, like she wears a dress with no panties on. Slides it in, then the first person to eat it without their hands gets a free drink.

[Anonymous No.15173277]

>>15171034

https://youtu.be/C7vBluOZFz0

[Anonymous No.15173297]

>>15173256
Is she hot though

[Anonymous No.15173398]

I might be. You don't know me

[Anonymous No.15173405]

>>15173297
>Is she hot though
Disgusting dude she's like 13 years old.

[Anonymous No.15173406]

>>15171149
so you stocked the shelves or what

[Anonymous No.15173428]

>>15173277
it pisses me off that they have fun

[Anonymous No.15173433]

>>15173428
They won't have fun if illegal immigrants get in there.

[Anonymous No.15173446]

>>15173428
>>15173277
>fake set
>fake smiles
>fake little shitty sketches
>all to get you to buy their chocolate that they stuffed all the gas stations across america with

[Anonymous No.15173466]

>>15171029
>MUH MARBLE SLAB

[Anonymous No.15173474]

lindt was founded by David Sprüngli-Schwarz

[Anonymous No.15173497]

>>15171029
me making poop

[Anonymous No.15174182]

Making chocolate is far from easy. You'll know this the first time you overheat chocolate and it seizes up.

[Anonymous No.15174190]

>>15173405
Granny porn is still hot

[Anonymous No.15174227]

>be me
>be chocolatier

Suck my cock and balls, ywn pick up women with that simple fact alone

[Anonymous No.15174463]

>>15174227
impossible, chocolatiers are fancy people who would never browse taiwanese basket-weaving boards, let alone say bad words

[Anonymous No.15174533]

>>15174182
yeah theres a good reason this used to be its own career distinct from a pastry chef. Chocolaste is difficult to process and very difficult to make delicious.

[Anonymous No.15174536]

>>15171029
Look at how satisfied he looks with that chocolate

[Anonymous No.15174540]

>>15173406
I did standard retail stuff like stocking the shelves, checking out customers, doing inventory, opening and closing the store, etc.

If I opened the store in the morning I had to dip the fruit in chocolate and then do other things throughout the day like make the caramel bars and holiday novelty stuff and stuff.

After 5 years of it i was ready to quit

[Anonymous No.15174546]

>>15174540
Wow, half a decade of dipping strawberries and nothing to show for it.

[Anonymous No.15174551]

>>15174227
fellas, is it weird if I don't like getting my balls sucked?
maybe it's just supposed to be more gentle, but I don't like a lot of ball play in general

[Anonymous No.15174564]

>>15174546
No need to be a jerk

[Anonymous No.15174575]

>>15172638
>anyone can make pounds of food for a fraction of the cost to order it at a restaurant
Agreed, we should ban all restaur-
Oh wait, they're already doing that in my country.

[Anonymous No.15174583]

>>15171082
A real chocolatier would be using a silicone spatula to move around chocolate, not a pointless whisk. Also he doesn't appear homosexual.

[Anonymous No.15175927]

>>15173277
They sound like retarded germans

[Anonymous No.15176027]

>>15171029
>You will never have nice copper cookware

[Anonymous No.15176033]

>>15174227
I just go to the park and draw women

[Anonymous No.15176039]

[Anonymous No.15176052]

>>15172564
stop spoon feeding them

[Anonymous No.15176113]

>>15174540
Doesn't sound too bad to be honest.

[Anonymous No.15176121]

>>15171086
>restaurants without a kitchen

kek

[Anonymous No.15176228]

>>15173446
this reality sucks

[Anonymous No.15176490]

>>15174551
It's just how you're wired man. My gf sucking my shaft doesn't do much but when she gets on my balls I keep begging for more.

[Anonymous No.15176512]

>tfw actually a chocolatier
>tfw its actually pretty fun

[Anonymous No.15176634]

>>15176121
Based and inconvenientpilled.

[Anonymous No.15176657]

>>15176512
Do you ever put a bit of poo in the chocolate to see if anyone notices lol

[Anonymous No.15177722]

>>15176657
yep