How did I do?

[Anonymous No.15186662]

I went to the most amazing grocery ever and spent $50

[Anonymous No.15186667]

Always buy bulk seasini

[Anonymous No.15186678]

>>15186667
>cooking with dried herbs
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.15186682]

I may fall for the sardine meme

[Anonymous No.15186691]

So much food. It is hard to not spend a lot

[Anonymous No.15186693]

Ah you bought the spices that come with free lead, feces and fingernails ....at least you paid extra for the free poison

[Anonymous No.15186697]

>>15186662
Also can I just say that photos like this are such colossal faggotry. Imagine standing there and neatly arranging your groceries just to take a photo of them for the internet? Like WTF.

[Anonymous No.15186699]

Omg it gets pricy

[Anonymous No.15186700]

A few things I'd consider questionable, but really not a bad haul. Not for me to say how other anons cook. Overall 9/10 given how most /ck/ shopping trips turn out.

[Anonymous No.15186702]

>>15186697
>faggots send their boyfriend pics of whats available so he can select.

Ok

[Anonymous No.15186769]

HEB is seriously the best grocery conglomerate of all times anywhere

[Anonymous No.15186786]

>>15186697
Millennials don't have hobbies or personalities so they collect hot sauce and brag about how much semen they guzzle

[Anonymous No.15186812]

>>15186662
Doesn't exactly seem like a weeks worth of good, but given that you've mostly bought a bunch of high quality and fresh ingredients rather than a bunch of premade processed slop, and that you still managed to get quite a variety of things, this seems like $50 well spent. Definitely not the sort of swag someone on a budget should be buying, but for someone with a little higher income this seems like a fine job that's gonna make some very tasty food.

[Anonymous No.15186827]

>Wrinkle Wipes
Of course you have some piece of shit little yappy dog that you and your bf call a fur baby

[Anonymous No.15186834]

>>15186697
>>15186786
And then there's the faggots with so little going on they complain about anons comparing grocery shopping habits on a relevant board

[Anonymous No.15186860]

>>15186786
>>15186697
Whenever I see these types of millennials, especially the Dual Income-No Kids (DINKs) type, I always think, and sometimes tell them, "just have children."

Your rudderless life consisting of attempting to fill the emotional-spiritual void with mindless consumption and leisure activities will vanish. You will suddenly be given the ultimate responsibility that will fill the void and empty time. You will be biologically successful and complete in a way that no amount of Porg or baby Yoda plastic Made in China garbage will ever come close to achieving.

[Anonymous No.15186871]

>>15186812
>good job

Thank you. I do have a budget it just not poverty. I can go crazy here and I only work part time. My partner has a good job and likes yummy things. I have lots of frozen meats stocked up so this helps me cook them plus have viarety. Also some treats.

[Anonymous No.15186878]

>>15186662
Way better than a lot of other people here. One suggestion is to get less prepared foods, and I don't see any produce.

[Anonymous No.15186879]

>>15186860
>baby Yoda

You remember me! I am flattered. Yes I want babies dude. Yes.

[Anonymous No.15186887]

>>15186860
>>15186879
>baby yoda

His name is baby YEED.

[Anonymous No.15186891]

>>15186878
>produce.

Kroger has the deals and also paper products.

Ce tral market is fancy HEB and doesn't cary coke pepsie or paper products or P&G so its special

[Anonymous No.15186897]

>>15186860
Capitalism sows the seeds of its own destruction.

[Anonymous No.15186939]

>>15186897
Capitalism doesn't have to necessarily lead to purely materialistic lives devoid of community, social and spiritual attributes. The boomers unfortunate obsession with quantity and marketing has led to their progeny living in rental apartments "unable to afford kids" but throwing thousands and thousands of dollars at mass-produced garbage for ephemeral dopamine bursts. They have Peter Pan mentalities and never really learned to compromise on anything.

[Anonymous No.15186969]

>>15186939
>Capitalism doesn't have to necessarily lead to purely materialistic lives devoid of community, social and spiritual attributes.
It does, though.

[Anonymous No.15186990]

>>15186662
>heavy cream
>anchovies
>capers
>dolmades
very based

>pre grated cheese in a plastic container all clumped together
extremely actively unbased, peak retarded

[Anonymous No.15186994]

Oh my. I am sorry my grocery list means the end of the west

[Anonymous No.15187016]

>>15186994
this is some ja/ck/ tier white balance

[Anonymous No.15187031]

>>15186990
>Didn't notice its the most amazing pimento cheese ever.

Thats ok. If you have never been to an HEB you can't understand the Pam's Pimento impulse buy

I got the mac and cheese and bread as free add ons to the Rotisserie chicken for 7.99

[Anonymous No.15187037]

>>15186994
You sound like who buys lots of things they don't know how to use to impress the cashier and they rot in your cabinet.

[Anonymous No.15187042]

>>15186678
post herb garden

[Anonymous No.15187062]

>>15187037
>domt know how to use.

I am always learning, but I guy here for cheap as he'll super fesh herbs and spices. I have posted several threads now and my bf thinks I am a good cook. Sorry I got the convenience chicken and sides. I had a Dr appointment.

He gets nervous when I go to this store.

[Anonymous No.15187071]

>>15186662
Are you only eating canned/dry food?

[Anonymous No.15187085]

>>15186682
$9 for a small can of sardines? Am I reading that right?
You enjoy sodomy it seems.

[Anonymous No.15187090]

>>15186662
Good job stocking your pantry anon. I'm proud of you for being responsible

[Anonymous No.15187096]

why do you keep a rectal thermometer on your counter?

[Anonymous No.15187107]

This is the taco bell/ burger guy right?

[Anonymous No.15187113]

>>15187096
I have one of those in my kitchen drawer. I use it when I develop film.

[Anonymous No.15187122]

>>15186667
no meats, no raw ingredients. wtf are you going to use the spice for, to decorate your spice rack?

[Anonymous No.15187194]

>>15187031
I'm a leaf, never had pimento cheese but it does sound a lot better than what I thought it was. I take it back OP. Also just noticed you didn't buy capers, you bought green peppercorns. Still based though

[Anonymous No.15187262]

>>15186682
>>15186691
>>15186699
Are you badly landlocked?
How does it cost so much?

[Anonymous No.15187276]

>>15186891
That's what italian food costs outside of italy?
I can have that for a sixth of the cost.
But I guess american food is overpriced here.

[Anonymous No.15187312]

>>15186891
>$13 for a milk glass filled with rice and a few mushrooms

W H A T

[Anonymous No.15187390]

>>15187071
>Only canned.

The reason for the trip was the fresh spices and they have all this amazing canned stuff. Figured couldn't hurt to try new things. Almost bought sardines, any suggestions from the pics?

I am currently ok on frozen beef and chicken. I got tomatoes and celery and paper towels and potatoes and coffee at Kroger.

However I did surge buy fancy chocolate and wine for $60 so umm. Those spice savings look better by pointing out I spent only 50 on all this stuff rather than include the pino and box o cant for 60.

[Anonymous No.15187417]

>>15187085
>$9 sardines.

Yeah there are pricier I think even. They have a $150 bottle of olive oil. Lol

They have amazing meat and seafood department though.

>>15187096
>thermometer

My bf is a little autistic and checks for covid a lot.

A lot.

>>15187194
>not capers.
The green peppercorns are a new product for 2.5 so I am giving it a try alo g with the hatch green chilli powder. Idk what I will make.

I have capers already and they were out of bulk capers :(.

[Anonymous No.15187423]

>>15187390
fuck you mean you "almost" bought sardines? What's the porthos can in the OP then

[Anonymous No.15187429]

>>15186662
I highly recommend checking out the nearest asian market for spices and such

[Anonymous No.15187435]

>>15187276
>overpriced

Yeah thats what autbentic costs. Omg canned real marzanno tomatoe prices. Like wow. As I mentioned earlier the olive oil section. Is amazing. The whole place is. I love the live music. Christmas jingle crooner.

[Anonymous No.15187450]

>>15187423
>porthos.

Tuna friend

[Anonymous No.15187456]

The sardines e selection was overwhelming and I had heard of none of what they carry.

[Anonymous No.15187471]

>>15186891
Holy shit imagine paying $13 for less than a pound of rice

[Anonymous No.15187477]

Also I forgot to put in these weird snack Bogo I got. Never heard of this plant. 2.5 for both.

[Anonymous No.15187481]

>>15187417
That ain't autism lady, he's a coward. Bring those $9 sardines to me and I'll show you a good time.

[Anonymous No.15187486]

>>15187471
>no shit. Thats pricey. I should document this place. Its huge and is filled with shit like this from around the world.

I am so blessed to live in a rich neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.15187500]

>>15187471
there's a surprising amount of people with more money than sense.

[Anonymous No.15187510]

>>15187500
that has nothing to do with people buying overpriced food though

[strawmam !!9eSatjbJatr No.15187516]

>>15186699
>ortiz sardines
If their anchovies are anything to go by, you owe it to yourself to grab a jar

[Anonymous No.15187519]

>>15187486
I suck a quoting.

Also I suck a pics cause I didn't notice put the sausage away. One cool thing about living down the street from. HEBs flagship fancy pants place is to try cool stuff they might carry cheap for feedback.

The sausage was $2 and it looks yummy. Notice the eggs. Thats 18 ahem.

[Anonymous No.15187525]

>>15187516
>Ortiz

I am trying the anchovies for th first time. Pricey.

[Anonymous No.15187552]

>>15187510
lacking sense but not lacking money has everything to do with buying overpriced food. It's the sole reason it happens. In this situation there are 3 types of people: people that can't afford 13$ glass bottles of white rice, people that can afford it but won't because they're not retarded and people that can afford it and will buy it because it comes in a fancy packaging and it's in the nice grocery store so you know it's good. The latter group is the group with more money than sense.

[Anonymous No.15187590]

>>15186891
>$13 for a bottle of rice and a bit of dried (DRIED kek) truffles
>$10 for a bottle of cornmeal and dried mushrooms
wow

[Anonymous No.15187596]

>>15187590
your paying for the glass bottle and marketing

[Anonymous No.15187605]

>>15186682
where are the ck sardines crew at

[Anonymous No.15187617]

>>15187605
Yeah they have a big selection.

Anyone ever try canned calamari?

[Anonymous No.15187634]

>>15187605
its only one guy

[Anonymous No.15187644]

>>15186662
oh nice! glad to see austin has access to big easy bucha.

[Anonymous No.15187750]

>>15186662
based

[Anonymous No.15187772]

>>15187644
>Austin.

This is Houston. I think central. Market started in Houston.

Texas is just amazing

[Anonymous No.15187784]

>>15187644
Iove Big Easy though. Its a splurge

[Anonymous No.15187798]

>>15186667
Dried parsley is basically pointless. The rest are okay. Except poultry seasoning, whatever the fuck that is. Probably some gay overpriced shit you could have easily made on your own.

[Anonymous No.15187811]

>>15186812
not everyone is survival shopping every time they go the grocery store like you anon

[Anonymous No.15187822]

>>15186994
why the fuck are you eating mac and cheese over the age of 12 you absolute manbaby

[Anonymous No.15187829]

>>15187390
those spices aren't fresh retard

[Anonymous No.15187835]

>>15187456
>being overwhelmed by sardines
you sound like a weak bitch

[Anonymous No.15187905]

>>15186662
Ortiz anchovies are delicious.

[Anonymous No.15187918]

>>15187500
OP needs to learn how to cook but I'm enjoying how much he's pissing off a bunch of bitter poorfags.

[Anonymous No.15187922]

>>15186678
Cooking with dried herbs is absolutely the way to go. The people who buy fresh herbs are either throwing most of it away after making one meal, or are eating the same herbs every day which defeats the purpose of having them.

[Anonymous No.15187945]

>>15187486
Cassava is one of the most poorshit foods in the world (you may know it as yucca or the shit that's used to make tapioca pearls), hope u didn't pay too much for it. Filipino cassava cakes are criminally underrated, though.

[Anonymous No.15187950]

OP is a gay

[Anonymous No.15187975]

>>15187918
>haha you're mad because an item OP didn't buy is overpriced
....huh?

[Anonymous No.15188015]

>>15187975
I'm talking about the retards getting upset that OP is excited about looking at/buying upscale ingredients and navel-gazing about the decline of western society or whatever.

[Anonymous No.15188037]

>>15186969
get a job

[Anonymous No.15188042]

>>15187062
How does your bf like to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.15188043]

>>15187798
>overpriced

Look at the prices. Dude this was a bargain. The cinnamon and nutmeg mmmm in coffee. Groud fresh.

>>15187822
>mac cheese

Because that and the French bread came free with a Roti Chicken for 7.99

>>15187829
>Not fresh.

Thats relative. More to the point is that is a busy place and goes through product and the product is high quality. So it has a long shelf life ahead of great flavor

>>15187945
I paid 2.5 dollars for two bags.

>>15187950
I am so super gay I cut my dick off to get a man. How does it feel to have less balls than me?

[Anonymous No.15188059]

>>15188015
I'm merely expressing my surprise at how hilariously marked up staple foods like rice and canned fish seem to be at this store, when the spices (which are actual luxury items) are so reasonably priced.

[Anonymous No.15188076]

>>15187922
you can freeze them and use from frozen

[Anonymous No.15188082]

>>15188015
so why did you quote me? It's pretty easy to navigate, look:

>imported fish canned in olive oil
nice
>good olive oil
nice
>fresh Morels
VERY NICE
>white rice/corn meal in a glass jar with a dusting of truffle
scam, for retards, don't do it

It's not about the fall of the West or late stage capitalism or whatever, it's about fools being easily parted with their money. If you think that's seething, by all means do your thing, but you're mistaken

[Anonymous No.15188093]

>>15188059
I do think a lot of the products are just wow price wise, but so much is stuff I could. Ever try any other time. I miss all the samples.

>>15188076
>freeze them

Great tip I hadn't thought of that.

Also, I live behind the baloon everyone.

[Anonymous No.15188097]

>>15186860
I'm extremely violent to my wife and she knows ill beat any kids she shits out.

[Anonymous No.15188100]

>>15188082
I was agreeing with you but also laughing at the other people ITT who seem to be getting genuinely upset about OP's ability to casually buy quality goods he doesn't understand how to use, not laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.15188120]

>>15186662
>>For $50
Where do you live, anon? And are they renting apartments nearby?

[Anonymous No.15188128]

>>15188037
Capitalism is the only system that rewards joblessness.

[Anonymous No.15188234]

>>15188100
but OP's grocery haul is super tame. What do we think OP doesn't know how to use here? A rotisserie chicken? eggs? butter? cream? crackers? instant ramen? flour tortillas? tuna? anchovies? the spices?

[Anonymous No.15188283]

>>15188120
>Where do you live?
Houston, Texas
Central Market
3815 Westheimer Rd, Houston, Texas

>Rent?

I live in a condo I got into before the area got too pricey. My neighbors who rent pay 1,200 for a one bedroom around 700 square ft. Across the streetI I know a corner 3 bedroom goes for 5k.

At the high rise at the corner it starts at 5k.

[Anonymous No.15188304]

>>15186662
>better than bouillon
soup base(d)

[Anonymous No.15188363]

>>15188304
Lol food puns are based.

They go so great with the duck Roux I made. Mmm with beef and rice. Mmmm ginger carrots maybe with the tuna. Idk. Maybe with noodles.

Yummy tuna noodle casserole fancy style.

[Anonymous No.15188464]

>>15186860
>biologically successful

[Anonymous No.15188486]

Update.

When the BF got home he wasn't upset at my purchases and he had even gone there too after work and got us coffee I would never spend the money on and cookies.

Its fancy from a ruged tiny Texas town who makes coffee good.

[Anonymous No.15188594]

Itsnjust a perfect day. I am now snuggled in with Pride and Prejudice. Xoxo

[Anonymous No.15188630]

>the thread that broke /ck/
based op

[Anonymous No.15188656]

>>15188630
You are so sweetheart. I hope they arent as stubborn as Mr. Darcy.

[Anonymous No.15188678]

>>15186860
this might be one of the most projecting posts ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.15188737]

>>15187090
Thank you. It keeps getting more diverse and I am learning new things. I made soufflé yesterday. Hence needing eggs and getting the big box in case I do it again. Also for ramen.

Now to pack the new stuff in there.

My BF likes supplements a lot omg. We haves shelves of powders and supplements.

[Anonymous No.15189170]

that grocery store is so white

[Anonymous No.15189217]

>>15188678
Nah I've got three kids and had some wild years, I've lived both sides and can tell you which is far more satisfying.

[Anonymous No.15189257]

>>15189217
that's exactly what projecting is, saying that you have the be all and end all knowledge and impose it upon others.
none of us are you, you arent any of us.
youre just an ignorant ass nigga

[Anonymous No.15189281]

What the absolute fuck is happening in this entire thread

[Anonymous No.15189309]

>>15189281
Reddit get-together

[Anonymous No.15189311]

>>15186860
Listen, my wife and I switch between who is more suicidal from day to day. When were not too depressed to be sucked into visions of killing our selves we buy shit. If we brought a life into this world it would resent us as much as we resent our parents. I'm not bringing in 20+ years of pain and hate into this world.

[Anonymous No.15189533]

>>15186860
Creating life should be considered a crime>>15186860

[Anonymous No.15190611]

>>15188043
they aren't fresh you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15190659]

>>15190611
You are arguing with a guy who brags about being a tranny have some self respect

[Anonymous No.15190997]

>>15189217
Wild years huh? That a codeword for your pre-medicated phase sweaty?

[Anonymous No.15191033]

>>15186860
the nuclear family is it's own breed of psychotic mental illness

[Anonymous No.15192745]

>>15186667
Central Market? Based and fuck Whole Foods

[Anonymous No.15192792]

>>15186662

[Anonymous No.15192969]

>>15186860
I've literally lived a life of working 60+ hours a week, building a career, investing in the stock market, taken the marxist pill to live below my means, all to save up for a dwelling fit to raise a child.

I've yet to even come close to even buying a home, not because I don't have the money, but because the boomer generation is cannibalizing itself from it's own wealth and I am one of the generations that is collateral damage.
I'm sure if I had a child just because I'd get some of that wealth, but I have morals, and it's shitty sometimes.

[Anonymous No.15192991]

>>15192745
Agreed. Central Market is HEBs most based concept.

>>15192969
>Boomers.

Try not to hate them.

[Anonymous No.15193226]

Brag about a slightly better than average market. Is this a fly over state thing?

[Anonymous No.15193249]

>>15192969
Since when is a "dwelling fit to raise a child in" a prerequisite? Just have a kid, dummy, we had our first when we lived in a tiny apartment with only 2 rooms in it.

[Anonymous No.15193372]

>>15193226
>slightly better than average

Its far above average. If you only fly from NY to LA you miss out on a lot weary traveler. Get some sleep grumpy.

[Anonymous No.15193494]

>>15193372
Roastie piss flaps on a roll?

[Anonymous No.15193496]

>>15193249
It's more to the point that we listened to how we should takes steps in our lives from boomers of course, and got fucked by the same people. There's a massive amount of wealth to be passed down by the boomer generation, and it's being gobbled up by them to concentrate it somewhere else through real estate.

We also live in a 1 bd apartment. Why should I raise a fucking child in an apartment? Or be put under the thumb of those who will force everyone to rent?

[Anonymous No.15193499]

>>15193494
I am not really up on all the slang but thanks.

[Anonymous No.15193503]

>>15193499
Wasn't a compliment.

[Anonymous No.15193510]

>>15193496
To have a family. No one gets to pick the ideal economy or situation.

Yeoman farm settlers had it rough but they owned and didn't rent yay.

It was difficult in Rome.

There is always struggle, but one must learn and adapt to it and overcome while modeling that to the next generation.

If you fail standing at the pinnacle of knowledge you probably shouldn't blame boomers.

Have the kid and live and teach them to fix this shit.

Let's make a better world.

[Anonymous No.15193515]

>>15189257
>that's exactly what projecting is, saying that you have the be all and end all knowledge and impose it upon others.
sorry, but that is not what projection means. or even close. you're just demonstrating that you use meme buzzwords you don't actually understand.

[Anonymous No.15194073]

>>15187062
>>15188042
>How does your bf like to fuck you?

I would also like to know. How does he fuck you? Missionary... doggy...?

[Anonymous No.15194294]

>>15186860
Im guessing you haven’t met any parents. I have my nephew so that’s like having kids only they leave.

[Anonymous No.15195414]

>>15193249
Literall child abuse

[Anonymous No.15195498]

>>15186891
fuck kroger

[Anonymous No.15195514]

>>15186662
is that a pregnancy test next to your blackmores stack?

[Anonymous No.15195942]

>>15186700
What do you mean.

[Anonymous No.15195944]

>>15195514
it looks like a digital thermometer

[Anonymous No.15196179]

Everyone talks shit about Ramen here but slap an organic label on it like OPs then its fine. /ck/ filled with soybois confirmed?

[Anonymous No.15196194]

>>15195944
pregnant pussy is hot pussy

[Anonymous No.15196548]

>>15194073
We have several positions that are fun.

[Anonymous No.15196565]

>>15196179
I've bought the spicy garlic version of that brand a few times and it's pretty good. Still needs some dressing up but it's much better than Maruchan with half the sodium.

[Anonymous No.15196567]

>>15196565
I like the noodles way better

[Anonymous No.15196580]

>>15196567
Me too :)

[Anonymous No.15196598]

My discord is Olivia#1381

My boyfriend is mad I got drunk last night and went to bed so early. Now he is talking a lot about other girls. I think agreeing to poly was blah.

[Anonymous No.15196665]

I am actually feeling sad and lonely today so first person to message me on discord gets boob pic

[Anonymous No.15196698]

>>15196665
darling I can't seem to locate you on Discord!

[Anonymous No.15196711]

I do fake the exuberant happy. I am often sad. He likes where I live and I do feel so happy he helps me keep this place, but he can be so bossy.

Like last night he just kept barking orders at me that were petty. He had me go turn down the TV from across the room and I had to walk past him and he didn't move his feet and he had the remote even.

I think he is eventually going to dump me for a girl who can have a baby.

I hate wine. I will never drink again.

[Anonymous No.15196719]

>>15196698

[Anonymous No.15196775]

Sent the pic to first person that messaged

[Anonymous No.15196793]

>>15196698
you disgust me

[Anonymous No.15197002]

>>15196793
They really helped me feel better and feel less sad.

I like this board very much.

[Anonymous No.15197080]

>>15196719
What the fuck has this site become
Just post tits in thread nigger

[Anonymous No.15197088]

>>15186667
>seasini

[Anonymous No.15197092]

>>15187922
Store them with the base in water, like you would with flowers. They will last a month.

[Anonymous No.15197101]

>>15197080
>post tits.

This is sfw board is my understanding and I love this board and if I get banned I will be very sad.

[Anonymous No.15197108]

>>15197101
>can't get around a ban
OK I now actually believe you're a woman

[Anonymous No.15197112]

>>15197101
You'll get banned for like a day you dumb broad.

[Anonymous No.15197115]

>>15186682
>not falling for the $40 can of baby eels meme instead

[Anonymous No.15197133]

>>15197108
I have no idea how I would get around ban. I dont even have computer and only use my note9

[Anonymous No.15197134]

>>15186667
>pre ground spices, cassia instead of cylon
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15197142]

>>15197112
I do t want to get banned at all. I really like this place a lot. It helps me feel less sad

[Anonymous No.15197146]

>>15197115
Yeah I so want to try those and the stuffed calamari

[Anonymous No.15197148]

>>15197142
I would add you on discord but I have a gf and I don't think she'd want that in my history. Just post them here and I'll sweet talk the admins.

[Anonymous No.15197165]

>>15197148
I might post a boob thread on b and see if anyone spots me. I will mention this channel

[Anonymous No.15197183]

Also thanks new discord friends. I am going to break up with him. Its scary.

I will still make cooking threads though. Maybe with often much less expensive stuff cause I am poor obviously

I will miss you rent and fancy food. I wont miss being mistreated.

[Anonymous No.15197213]

>>15195498
Why?

[Anonymous No.15197219]

>>15187922
>buy fresh herbs
>cook with dried herbs
jesus christ, just grow them. its not that hard and then you have the freshest herbs you need at any time.

[Anonymous No.15197222]

>>15197213
I didn't say that, but I am mad at them for not hiring me for having too much education. Like omg I am poor and that is the meanest excuse to not hire ever.

[Anonymous No.15197225]

I actually used to be the demo chef at central market the fancy store between my recruiting gig and ExxonMobil. I loved it, but they don't have that position anymore since covid.
I left on good terms and it was great working g for HEB

[Anonymous No.15197233]

I would apply again maybe for something and I do need a job, but they knew me pre trans so I am terrified to go back.

One of the butchers actually recognized me and it was so weird, but he was so super kind about it.

[Anonymous No.15197240]

>>15197233
>One of the butchers actually recognized me
>actually
Do you believe you pass?

[Anonymous No.15197244]

>>15197240
>believe you pass

I do yes.

[Anonymous No.15197257]

>>15186662

"I need a pat on the back for my groceries. They got tired of my shit on other social media, I'll do it anonymously on 4chan where drooling retards post about doritos, youtube chefs, and ramen all day long"

[Anonymous No.15197262]

>>15197183
how many orbiters did you get with this thread?

[Anonymous No.15197281]

>>15197262
I made a few friends. They are very sweet

[Anonymous No.15197287]

>>15197281
so you're trans right, but your tits look weirdly natural
how come?

[Anonymous No.15197316]

>>15197142
Maybe if you weren't a useless dumb cunt in the first place you wouldn't be sad and blogging on a fucking board like a complete fucking retard. Feel less sad now stupid fucking cunt?

[Anonymous No.15197322]

>>15197287
I had several surgeries that helped with size though the doctor said my nipples will never look or feel right since they are mostly synthetic.

[Anonymous No.15197345]

>>15197322
thanks for the answer

[Anonymous No.15197351]

>>15197287
Natural.

Thats. I grew them from taking estrogen those arent implants.

[Anonymous No.15197354]

>>15197345
You're welcome sweet anon.

[Anonymous No.15197357]

>>15197316
>I am a spoiled abuser who reads 4chan while billing clients and trolling my ex girlfriend.

Yay Derek you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15197361]

>>15197345
That wasn't me. I grew them from estrogen.

[Anonymous No.15197367]

>>15197361
That answer was far more believable.

[Anonymous No.15197369]

>>15197361
Why are you trolling in my thread? Please go away, this is supposed to be a friendly place.

[Anonymous No.15197405]

>>15197369
I grew them. I am the op. I am probably dumb to try, and this is probably you Derrick. Just go to work and move on.

[Anonymous No.15197566]

>>15197405
Was derrick your name before you cut your cock off you fucking brain damaged schizo?

[Anonymous No.15197588]

>>15197566
fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.15197589]

>>15197566
No. I thought it was my ex. I am obviously more susceptible to trolling while depressed

[Anonymous No.15197599]

My baby can tell i am sad and is comforting me.

[Anonymous No.15197600]

>>15197589
Maybe you're depressed because you cut your dick off dude. Can't say that was very smart of you.

[Anonymous No.15197611]

>>15197600
It was the best decision I ever made. The most expensive too. I lost my fancy car, my career, my family never spoke to me again except to tell me to kill myself.

I have had guys try to kill me and I have been beaten up when a guy flirted then found out after we kissed.

I regret nothing.

I know you just want to hurt my feelings but it won't work

[Anonymous No.15197614]

>>15186667
What's Chile powder? I always thought their cuisine was overrated to be quite frank.

[Anonymous No.15197619]

>>15197611
You can lie to me anon, but you can't lie to yourself.

[Anonymous No.15197627]

>>15197614
>Chilli powder

It is ground dried chillies. Its mmmm good. The hatch i should have made green chicken chilli today duh

[Anonymous No.15197659]

>>15197599
>baby
You were fucked and impregnated by a dog?

[Anonymous No.15197700]

>>15197659
Other way around pre-op.

[Anonymous No.15197743]

My baby is the sweetie g most loving and loyal creature in all existence. If that boy shows up she will go bark bark grrrr

[Anonymous No.15197817]

>>15186682
>>15186691
>>15186699
What is so special about those sardines? They're probably picked from the same ocean by those barely making a living.

[Anonymous No.15197831]

>>15186860
Those are people you don't want to have kids and would be the worse parents.

[Anonymous No.15197836]

>>15197817
I dont know how some brands of canned fish are better quality than others. I have wondered that same thing.

[Anonymous No.15198036]

>>15197831
Many of the greatest people in history had troubled childhoods.

[Anonymous No.15198776]

>>15186662
>>15186667
>spent the equivalent of $258 of my country's money in dried grass, nuts, black honey, ramen, and canned food
Kinda based ngl

[Anonymous No.15198784]

>>15198776
Thank you. I cant wait to try the tuna

[Anonymous No.15199127]

>>15196665
Why is your face so deformed?

[Anonymous No.15199314]

>>15199127
I domt want to show it. I think I am cute though

[Anonymous No.15199630]

I am sorry about breaking the rules about posting. Thanks for not banning me. I do love this place.

[Anonymous No.15199643]

>>15199630
Are you the one who did the roast chicken thread that got pruned?

[Anonymous No.15199645]

>>15199643
No I posted non food pics and got a warning

[Anonymous No.15199680]

>>15199645
But it was you that did that other thread, right?

[Anonymous No.15199735]

>>15199314
Post tits on /b/

[Anonymous No.15199741]

>>15186860
unless you raise some fuck ups

[Anonymous No.15199772]

>>15199680
Wasnt me

>>15199735
Lol maybe tomorrow. I am still rather sad and b seems like a bad place for me. I shared it and some gifs of me to the frie day discord people

[Anonymous No.15199879]

>>15199772
Post nao. Need tits

[Anonymous No.15199897]

>faggots simping over a trannie.
Jesus christ this place has hit rock bottom.

[Anonymous No.15199937]

>>15199897
Go back to adult gif Derrick. You spend all day there any other time.

[Anonymous No.15201056]

>>15186662
>Honey in a plastic pot
Is it really Honey tho? You cant even see it

[Anonymous No.15201497]

Im usually pretty happy seeing other people from texas especially when theyre not from austin. But why refer to fredericksburg as "rugged" lmao. Great purchases anon, as a tip i recommend going to castroville and shopping around babcock in san antonio. Usually some nice "throwaway knives" there and if you know how to sharpen theyre really great.

[Anonymous No.15201812]

>>15201056
>is it honey

Its absolutely real honey and its local. Its available at the farmers market or Central Market.

Its super healthy and so yummy

[Anonymous No.15201820]

>>15201497
>Rugged

I have never been there and I wanted to use flowery superfluous description and it sounds pioneer and civil warry so I picked Rugged.

[Anonymous No.15201982]

When breaking up change passwords. Omg he bought uber eats for everyone and I am now nearly negative. Thank God I bought gas this week. Omg omg omg I am so fucked. Like omg

I have to use my one and only remaining credit line to live now.

Seriously I am a nice and good person and I do a good job always.

Anyome hiring in Houston?

[Anonymous No.15202244]

>>15186662
It all looks pre-made, besides the seasonings, so you did bad.

[Anonymous No.15202275]

>>15201820
Fredricksburg is a literal tourist trap, equivalent to something like Tombstone, AZ or Dodge City, KS.

[Anonymous No.15202284]

>>15202275
I want to visit then. I have been in Tx a long time now and still haven't been to the Riverwalk in San Antonio or hill country wine tours.

I need a boyfriend who wants to do fun things

[Anonymous No.15202346]

>>15186691
Those portuguese "pinhais" sardines are like world famous though. hand packed and shit. Might be worth a can.

[Anonymous No.15202415]

>>15202346
I will try to get some someday. They seem reasonably priced for super fancy.

[Anonymous No.15202489]

>>15202284
You know the drill, post 'em!

[Anonymous No.15202519]

>>15202489
>rules

I got warned yesterday for non food pic posting. I am a good girl. No trouble making

[Anonymous No.15202536]

>>15202415
They taste the same as any others. You're paying 500% more for a different picture on the can.

[Anonymous No.15202554]

>>15202536
>taste same.

The tuna didn't taste like the other versions of canned tuna I have eaten. It was very noticeably better. Same for the anchovies. The Ortiz was far superior to Kroger brand or cento. Wouldnt sardines be like that too?

[Anonymous No.15203129]

>>15187456
>>15186682
>>15186691
>>15186699

So many products from España. They're good, OP.

Here those are a bit cheaper but still top quality. Canned fish in Spain is big.

[Anonymous No.15203363]

>>15203129
That looks so delicious. I like high quality canned fish

[Anonymous No.15203729]

>>15201982
Get the fuck out of my city and go to Austin, fag. Central Market is based, though, really great store. Expensive, but lots of fun stuff that you definitely can't find elsewhere.