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What has Van Halen taught you about food and cooking?

>> No.15203832

10 things my wife’s boyfriend has taught me about lovemaking

>> No.15203856
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nothing. He was a massive faggot who was lucky not to catch aids at the san-francisco bath-houses he frequented.

Ted Nugent, however, released a cookery book

>> No.15203858

>>15203822
This is strictly a Hank Williams board, anon

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>>15203856
>Shemane

>> No.15203872

Is Adam white?

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>>15203856
>shemane nugget

>> No.15204000

>>15203822
I recently bought a cook book written by the BTK killer. Some of the recipes are incredible. For example, last week I suffocated my neighbours teen daughter with her own panties.

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>What has Van Halen taught you about food and cooking?

>> No.15204024

Van Halen sucks. I'm glad that doofus is dead.

>> No.15204031

>>15204024
get your test levels checked

>> No.15204065

>>15204031
guitar solos are gay. riffs are alpha.
What areyoutalking about?
van halen was faggot shit

>> No.15204070

>>15204065
Van halen doesn’t have riffs? LMAO ok kid

>> No.15204074

>>15204031
Just did last week. The doctor said he's never seen testosterone levels so high, he also said that Van Halen is for tranny-loving faggots like you.

>> No.15204131

>>15204070
he has gay riffs for coke snorting homosexuels

>> No.15204139

>>15204070
it music for men that like to wear lycra......lets justleave it like that

>> No.15204142

>>15203822
>What has Van Halen taught you about food and cooking
jump

>> No.15204478

>>15204139
Huh?

>> No.15204489

>>15204024
>>15204065
>>15204074
>>15204131
Stick to Kanye. Rock is too high IQ for you.

>> No.15204499

>>15203856

ted & shemale nugent

>> No.15204515

got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm sucking penis

>> No.15204720

Van Ragusean

>> No.15205325
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>>15204489
Dude classic rock is fucking garbage. It all sounds the same. Bunch of men in tights screaming at the top of their lungs while the same 3 guitar riffs play.


For me, it’s post punk.

>> No.15205365

>>15203822
I exclusively listen to German polka music, because I'm not an absolute music lightweight. Peak musical performance was late 80s polka.

Disagree? That's cool. Most people don't even survive a botched abortion.

>> No.15205367

>>15205325
>same 3 riffs
>for me it's post punk
How can one man simultaneously be so based yet so cringe?

>> No.15205401

>>15205367
Which is the based part

>> No.15205414

van halen invented riffs

>> No.15205422

>>15205325
>>15205367
>music repeats
That is how music works anon, it would just be noise without a pattern. When i hear people say this i know they listened to some random B-side track of a garbage band.
https://youtu.be/Fl-rYuI1-0w

>> No.15206544

>>15203822
Fuck this fucking faggot holy shit

>> No.15206550

>>15203822
fuck off and stop shilling your channel. you'll never gain acceptance here no matter how hard you try samefagging to make it look like you are, not even if you prep your wife for us

>> No.15206567

This music is for old grandpas

>> No.15206597

>>15206567
*foxy grandpas

>> No.15206903

>>15203822
Is this an actual episode of his? trying to get some clicks because an overated guitar player is dead. not going to watch this faggot but the answer is don't use metric tons of drugs and alcohol and don't smoke three packs of reds a day.

>> No.15206961

>>15203856
are you implying Ted isn't also a massive faggot?

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