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>> No.15205853
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>>15205848
I could totally demolish a kfc bargain bucket right now

>> No.15205859

>>15205848

that one dip looks like a vagina lmao

>> No.15205863 [DELETED] 

>>15205859
Looks exactly like my little daughters vagina lol
She cant stop touching it bless her heart

>> No.15205937

>>15205848
That's a fairly small amount of nuggets for an average person I'd say?

>> No.15205961

>>15205863

Neither can i

>> No.15205973

>>15205848
fascinating. saw this while scrolling through facebook?

>> No.15206023

>>15205961
Hands of my youngins you rascal!

>> No.15206142

>>15205853
KFC is so overpriced its ridiculous

>> No.15206269

>>15205863
Huh?

>> No.15206306

Nice personality you have there you fat loser

>> No.15206397

>>15205848
god i wish a hot dominatrix milf would serve me this while stepping on me and calling me good boy

>> No.15206480

why the fuck are half of the threads on /ck/ fast food threads? every time i come here all i see are fast food threads and no actual cooking threads.

>> No.15206502

>>15206480
We prefer discussing things that actually taste good.

>> No.15206512

>>15206480
/ck/ is a /ck/ristian board. every good christian is required to fast before holy communion so it's no surprise that a lost of the threads are about fast food because they should be consuming it at least weekly

>> No.15206551

>>15206480
big dawgs gotta eat

>> No.15206563

>>15206512
i fucking hate you

>> No.15206575

>>15206480
/ck/ means /cucks/, not /cooking/

>> No.15206581

>>15206575
>/ck/ Food & Cooking
go fuck yourself

>> No.15206588

>>15206480
Lurk moar faggot

>> No.15206592

>>15205848
Do Amerilards genuinely eat all that as a single snack?

>> No.15206596

>>15206592
no, that's a serving for 4-5 fatasses

>> No.15206681

>no BBQ sauce
Why even live

>> No.15207172
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>>15205859
OooOOOOH OOH OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! IS THAT A VERGINIA IN THAT PICTURE???MMMMM *SLURP SLURP* IT DEFINITELY LOOKSLIKE ONE!!! OOOOAAAHAHHHHHHHHRRGGGHHH I MUSTRRESIST THE URGE.. . NNGGRRFFGGH.. . N.. N...NOOOO!...I.. . MUST.... . COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

>> No.15207179

>>15207172
Vagina and dick jokes are as old as time itself. Maybe try and fire the last two neurons in your brain and apply yourself next time

>> No.15207182

>>15205848
>Georgia O'Keefe dipping sauce.

>> No.15207250

>>15206480
We got raided four years ago by basement dwelling flyover hicks from nu-pol.

>> No.15207281

>>15205859
>that one dip
there are five dips

>> No.15207306
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>>15206512

>> No.15207319

>>15205859
b-based!!

>> No.15207327

>>15207250
>/ck/ hasn't always been flooded with fast food threads
lol fuck off newfag like it or not fast food is a mainstay of this board

>> No.15207332
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15207332

when i was in college we used to have this bet called the 20 piece challenge. You could bet the 20 piece if you were broke but still wanted to get in on wager. It meant if you lose you have to go to the local mcdonalds and order 20 nuggs and upon receiving them, you would take like four steps back with your tray and no more, and then plop down and sit indian style and eat all the nuggs. Sauce of your choice, as if that makes it any less humiliating.

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>>15207332

>> No.15207343

>>15207332
>order 20 nuggs and upon receiving them, you would take like four steps back with your tray and no more, and then plop down and sit indian style and eat all the nuggs
lmao what was the reactions?

>> No.15207344

>>15205853
how dark is your skin?

>> No.15207351
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>>15207343
The first several times people were kicked out. And then after that it just turned into an exhausted teenage black girl saying "naw just walk around them they always be doin this they wont hurt you". Once we saw we were doing more harm than good we made the wager ineligible.

>> No.15207383

>>15207351
>just walk around them they always be doin this they wont hurt you
absolute madmen went to the exact same micky-d's everytime

>> No.15207392

>>15205859
You've never seen a vagina, have you?

>> No.15207397
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>>15207383
yeah honestly that what was the end of the 20 piece challenge there was a cute black girl behind the register and you can already imagine how terrible that job must be so the last thing you need is a drunk college student cackling and eating nuggs right in front of the counter that people should be ordering/queuing at. Also we only had one mcd's in that college town so it wasn't like we targeted them. but nuggs are a nationwide currency we all understand the value of them.

>> No.15207404 [DELETED] 

>>15207397
before you ask yes it was racial. if the cashier girl was white we would not have ended the challenge. she can take it

>> No.15207416

>>15207397
Before you ask yes it was racial, we would not have ended the challenge if the local mcd's cashier was white. We even talked about it like some fucked up scene out of Always Sunny. We decided white girls can deal with worse but we can't do this to Jasmine. IDK if that's her name. One of the guys had a crush on her and named her Jasmine so that became her name.

>> No.15207447

>>15206480
Whenever there are homemade cooking threads it usually dies pretty quickly because once the meal is made there’s not much to talk about

>> No.15207503

>>15207416
lmao

>> No.15207512

>>15207447
this, unless the thread gets derailed into people arguing pedantics OC cooking threads die off relatively fast

>> No.15207761

>>15207397
>try to get a black gf on plentyoffish, okcupid, etc
>no matches

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>>15206397
based degenrate

>>15207172
based coomer

>>15207332
absolutely cringe

>> No.15208231
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>>15208078
tired of this posting style where you add authority but no actualy contect. BTW i'm the 20 nugg high roller wanna take a ride to mcd's and put your mouth where your mouth is? because I am ready to roll.

>> No.15208248

>>15205848
>>15205853
Americans, am I right?

>> No.15208275
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>>15207172
based & coompilled

>> No.15208294

>>15206480
because fast food is food, therefore accepted in /ck/- Food & Cooking

>> No.15208327
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>>15206512
Thank you my friend. This is correct.

>> No.15208528

>>15207250
>nu-pol is flyover hicks
As we learned from HWNDU Season 1, it is actually NYC/East coast mutts.

>> No.15209177
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>>15205848
OH NO BROS I NEEDS IT SO BAD bros seriously

>> No.15209345

>>15209177
based weinsposter

>> No.15209431

>>15205848
I felt something inside my chest drop the moment I saw this picture.

>> No.15209903

>>15206480
it's a friend zone for friends

>> No.15210066

>>15205848
You were an extra good boy this week, anon! ~Luv mom

>> No.15210106
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>>15210066
My mom is a cunt and would never do this for me

>> No.15211332

>>15210106
get a step mom>>15206397

>> No.15211336

>>15205859
daft cunt you've never seen a vagina have you? Much less been near one

>> No.15212654

>>15205848
?

>> No.15212814

>>15207416
>yes it was racial
Figured you were a jew, with the humiliation ritual and all.

>> No.15213504

>>15205848
112 nuggets.

>> No.15213519

>>15207281
Based ESL retard

>> No.15213586

>>15213519
wrong
"that one x" is a stupid americanism
fuck you

>> No.15213615

>>15205859
Vagi

>> No.15213652

>>15207344
Popeyes is the black man's chicken

>> No.15213716

>>15207351
first thing i think when a guy is eating nigs on the floor is hes going to hurt me

>> No.15213723

>>15206592
Yes, at least 3 times a week, an act that is no doubt illegal in your country. Sucks to suck, foreigner.

>> No.15213782

>>15205859
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.15213798

>>15205848
>no McDonald’s sweet and sour sauce
I’m good thanks though.

>> No.15214418

Fucking hate that americans get fat off of this garbage instead of actual good food

>> No.15214445

>>15205859
The red one in the middle? Yeah, totally, bro. I've had many sexes

>> No.15214447

>>15211336
everyone's touched a vagina before

>> No.15214527

>>15207179
>That looks like a vagina
That's not a joke. I bet you think quoting a line form your favourite Star Wars/Capeshit/The Office scene is a joke too, don't you?

>> No.15214532

>>15205848
That's a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for an average-sized person.

>> No.15214577

>>15208231
Based 20 nugget anon

>> No.15214670

>>15214527
OK but did you see where Dwight's stapler ended up? INSIDE A JELL-O! Classic Jim

>> No.15215945

what the fuck is that? where're the real fuckin sauces? sweet and sour and bbq??

>> No.15215951

>>15206480
Careful, I got a month ban for calling that out once.

>> No.15215974

>>15207250
It really has been about 4 years since this board was overrun, hasn't it? Time fucking flies.

>> No.15216428
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>>15205853
Why are your kfc chips so fucking thin?

>> No.15216674

>>15214447
Jokes on you, I was born by caesarean section

>> No.15216680

>>15216674
You mean hatched.

>> No.15216683
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>>15216674
So your mum's puss is nice and tight, get in there son

>> No.15216701

>>15205859
based coomer

>> No.15217130

>>15216428
>chips

God, I can't wait until you get culturally enriched by a Muslim with a slightly sharpened spoon.

>> No.15217800

>>15205853
do mutts really???

>> No.15219011

Chimkem nuggers

>> No.15219176
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>>15207281
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

>> No.15219183

>>15208248
Yeah.

We do whatever we want.

>> No.15219195
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>>15219176
We need a show called "Keeping up with the Cardassians"

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>>15205848

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>>15219195