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>> No.15227372
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>> No.15227373
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Let's crack this baby open.

>> No.15227379
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I can't wait until we have taste-o-vision webms, huh, gang?

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a poor workman blames his tool

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>>15227373
Just remove the fucking packaging first you low iq fucks

>> No.15227390
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>>15227386
It was a test of the knife to see if it could meet the demands of a, ahem, less than professional kitchen ;)

>> No.15227391
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>> No.15227396

>>15227368
but how does she get in the fort without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15227401
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There's the juice, mmm.... mmm that's what we're all here for.

>> No.15227405

>>15227401
who the fuck has that many brussel sprouts at any given time?

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Gotta put this workhorse through the paces.

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>>15227407
I like how he's trying to use his broad as an extra life.

>> No.15227426
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>> No.15227434
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You've got to start somewhere :^)

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Hot sauce, home...

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>> No.15227446
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>>15227441
Clean up, aisle juan.

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>> No.15227456

>>15227407
What in the world is going on here

>> No.15227457
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How many electronics can you convert to cooking gadgets?

>> No.15227459

>>15227446
If that's how they make chicken in Nashville I'm never fucking going there

>> No.15227461
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>>15227368
>here you go, sir, one bottle of barefoot merlot

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>> No.15227465

>>15227441
I hope no one was hurt, that would be terrifying to be walking down one of those aisles.

>> No.15227466

>>15227459
it's pretty popular in Michigan too, they call it a "hot carl"

>> No.15227472

>>15227461
tidepods huh?

>> No.15227474
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Anyone else still fuck around with knives when no one is watching?

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>> No.15227500
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>> No.15227503
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Chocoholics, you may want to skip this one.

>> No.15227506
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>>15227500
Ukrainian garlic bread goes great with the cossack linguini.

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>> No.15227522
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Eh a which-a one of you paisans ordered the chicken Kiev pommadora?

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>>15227525
I'd pour some on the curb but it would be redundant.

>> No.15227545
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>> No.15227551
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>> No.15227555
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Adult supervision required.

>> No.15227556
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>> No.15227563
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I don't remember what this is but it looks like steak in pie crust so it's probably beef Wellington a la Jack.

>> No.15227566
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>> No.15227570
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Your muscles are weakest at wakening and strongest at dinner time, still things can get tricky.

>> No.15227572
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>> No.15227579
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>> No.15227582
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This is not a good webm and shouldn't be included but heck might as well.

>> No.15227584
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>> No.15227588
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>> No.15227593
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>> No.15227594

>>15227390
sensible chuckle at filename

>> No.15227599
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I don't really like salmon but this looks alright.

>> No.15227601
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>> No.15227609

>>15227472
They're for the zoomer boomer demographic.

>> No.15227612
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>> No.15227614
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Cool Whip.

>> No.15227622
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>>15227372

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>>15227594
Thank you, a subtly amusing title is something I strive for.

>> No.15227631
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>> No.15227649
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>> No.15227650
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>> No.15227651

How can jack be that fucking retarded

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>> No.15227655
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>> No.15227659

>>15227463
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

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>> No.15227668
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>>15227651
He was born into a poor and broken home and seemingly does not get much negative feedback about his cooking ability IRL.

>> No.15227672
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>> No.15227673

>>15227668
>cuts the hand he's holding the knife with
What the fuck?

>> No.15227676

>>15227668
How can he get negative feedback when he turned comments off on his videos?

>> No.15227677
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>> No.15227681
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>> No.15227685
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>> No.15227690
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>> No.15227691
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>>15227673
He was trying to show off and it didn't go too good.

>>15227676
You can e-mail him your feedback or respond to their links on facebook if you are his friend allegedly, but the fun is really gone without the communal response on YT.

>> No.15227696
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>> No.15227697

>>15227691
>email him
He can't be that much of a boomer, can he?

>> No.15227699

>>15227368
Those aee some dirty feet

>> No.15227704
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>> No.15227718
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>>15227697
I can't imagine he gets too many of them but it's an option.

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>>15227690
He tried at least.

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>> No.15227800

>>15227390
what the fuck is he even trying to achieve here? fat is gonna render out anyway, and marinade permeation is unquestionable either at such thickness.

>> No.15227804

>>15227788
So thats what they mean by heaping tablespoons

>> No.15227808
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>>15227800
If I recall correctly he was microwaving bacon with a As Seen on TV gadget and it instructed the user to poke their bacon. Not sure what the point would be either way.

>> No.15227826

>>15227446
Why did it look like grilled chicken after it was fried?

>> No.15227827

>>15227808
might be steam then, if you are to nuke that without separating the bacon pieces to save space.

>> No.15227835

>>15227372
>the shaking of their hands towards the end

Im an alcky myself and I can guarantee she's addicted to club mixed vodka drinks and the like with how fucked her movement are

>> No.15227836
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>>15227827
It's possible but I think the gadgets tend to be vertical plastic sticks you have to weave the bacon through, but he may have been stabbing it for some other purpose entirely.

>> No.15227843

>>15227836
Ah yes, the year old brisket he fed to his church friends and then bitched about how he didn't win the chili contest

>> No.15227849

>>15227640
i like fresh milk somewhat, but this might be a bit over the top.

>> No.15227855
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>>15227843
I've lost chili contests before because my chili was worse than the others but I feel like chunks of this coffee bark brisket could have turned the whole thing around for me.

>> No.15227881
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Beautiful.

>> No.15228085

>>15227372
What dipping sauce is that at the end?

>> No.15228098

>>15227776
>webm cuts just before gravy dripping on side of ramekin touches the blanket

>> No.15228103

>>15227690
Oof, looked like he was gonna be okay for a sec then boom.

>> No.15228186

>>15228085
Probably sour cream with hot sauce.
Or sour cream with smoked paprika and possibly lemon juice too.

>> No.15228203

>>15227368
Does she wear panties? If not, where do I go to watch in person?

>> No.15228205

>>15227405
How the fuck do you buy your brussel sprouts? By the 6 pack?

>> No.15228213

>>15227380
>3 Cup Chicken
>8 cups and a frying pan
:/

>> No.15228341

>>15227691
>bring out the scimitar

>> No.15228416
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>>15228203

Aureole's Las Vegas.

>> No.15228475
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>re post

>> No.15228477

>>15228205
no i buy one bag of them not 3

>> No.15228504

>>15227500
wtf is this, i lived in ukraine and their idea of garlic bread was rubbing a raw clove of garlic along the crust of a slice of rye bread, maybe with some salt. actually pretty good with vodka

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>> No.15228542

>>15227407
oof that fall must've hurt

>> No.15228549

>>15228475
>You're telling me not to speak my native language?
He should go back to his native country if he wants to speak it so badly.

>> No.15228620
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>> No.15228653

>>15228504
hohol here. seen this as a kid twenty years ago.

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>>15228620
well shit, now ill be laughing like an autismo the next time i buy eggs. thanks faggot.

>> No.15228704
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>>15228671
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.15228780

>>15227496
Can you actually taste the beer in something like this? I imagine it would just get drowned out.

>> No.15228795

>>15228620
Isn't there a way to use them? Seems kinda like a waste but what do I know.

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>>15228704

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>>15228795

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>> No.15228829

>>15227405
Me

>> No.15228854

>>15228620
Nah I wait till my males grow up before I eat most of them :3

>> No.15228857

>>15227570
Does he not know what a bottle cap is? How is that even possible?

>> No.15228885

>>15228620
The burning alive and crushing is kind of shit but the macerator doesn't sound too bad, looks like it'd be instant. Probably a quicker death than awaits the adults.

>> No.15228890
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>>15227640
Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road

>> No.15228896

>>15227379
4chan posts niko and jack but no Joeys world tour? Why?

>> No.15228901
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>>15228798

>> No.15228903

>>15227422

>puts his phone in the used meat container

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>>15227655
That makes me very uncomfortable. I guess she's just as bad in a kitchen as him.

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>> No.15228944

>>15228927
are we tranny hunters?

>> No.15228948

>>15228780
When it's an IPA poured into 100 hard to identify ingredients, possibly not. However cooking with dark beers like porters is great. Really adds complexity to a strew.

>> No.15228958

>>15227446
literally the first time I hear of potatoe bread

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>> No.15228980

>>15227368
i ate at this restaurant in vegas. its in the mall between mandalay bay and luxor. food was decent but so overpriced (even for vegas).

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>>15228958

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>>15228944
Same Same?

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>> No.15229056

>>15228980

They make food for work-a-day losers who think they're 'dining out' . Go home and grow up. Stop pretending you're they 'American Dream'.

>> No.15229081

>>15227463
>jack losing his arm is forcing him to use actual knifewear and actual cutting techniques

>> No.15229150

>>15228475
Why the fuck would you speak shit about the people prepping your meals, Jesus

>> No.15229166

>>15229150
The meal is already made so you can talk as much shit as you want.

>> No.15229176

>>15227380
>cooking the chicken all at once so it steams/boils instead of fries
lol

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>> No.15229229

>>15229043
I do admit they look worlds better than our trannies in America.

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>> No.15229303

>>15227454
this one kills me

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>>15229229
>Looks like same person?

Too late, but (NEW) meant only newly made WebM's

>> No.15229376

>>15227368
I bet that's a fun job for the first dozen times you have to get airlifted, and after that it's just annoying.

>> No.15229411

>>15227457
I like to use a soldering iron to create grill marks

>> No.15229457

>(NEW) webm thread
>50% Jack posting
thanks, /ck/

>> No.15229469

>>15228780
In that? No. But beer and wine used in food add a certain taste and acidity that vinegars don't. Like how a bolognese sauce or pot roast made with red wine tastes different than a sauce/roast where you only use stock/broth.

>>15229229
Because their trannies are also prostitutes.

>> No.15229472

>>15228795
They'll all become fertilizer or fish feed.

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>>15229457
Talk to MODS,
>(flooding) threads

>> No.15229501

>>15228885
The macerator is pretty horrific, but notice how they source video from literal 4th world bugman/negroid shitholes where they crush piles of thousands of male chicks with an empty plastic 50 gallon drum and conflate it with developed nations to make their argument.

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>>15229457
>MODS Flooding Threads.

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>>15229501

>> No.15229559

>>15228970
Why isn't anyone doing anything? Anyway this must be very relaxing

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>>15229559
Lawsuit VS Insurance. All good? Won't happen again?

>> No.15229583

>>15228475
is this supposed to make the old women look bad or good?

>> No.15229584

>>15229554
lel, you post it like thats a bad way to go. underage, female or soy addict - which ill afflicts you?

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>>15229584
Take it or leave it, just info,TIL.

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>>15229618
>TIL
soy chugging is bad, mmmmmkaaay? and you also have to go back.

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>>15229618
>today I learned that the egg industry doesn't raise roosters
oh.....

>> No.15229661

>>15229554
I already agreed that it's horrific, but at least it's a quick and relatively humane death. Showing negroid/bugman shitholes burning chicks alive, drowning or crushing them by hand and saying "SEE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN AMERICA AND EUROPE!!! DON'T BUY EGGS!!!!" is disingenuous vegan cope at its finest.

>> No.15229678

>>15228903
thats where i put my exgf

>> No.15229686

>>15229661
Anyone with the space should just raise unsexed chicks. You eat the roosters before they start crowing and beating the shit out of the females.

>> No.15229717

>>15229686
anon its stupid to think that they are pulping money, obviously there is an issue with raising roosters for meat. be it aggression against each other, inefficient feed calorie to to weight ratio or just completely different holding needs - only feminists are stupid enough to abort babies just because of their sex.

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>>15229628
>>15229632
>>15229661
Eggs you buy are infertile Hens will lay eggs without a rooster .

>> No.15229747

>>15227380
Either you burgers have weak as piss sesame oil or this dish and your house will stink of sesame oil for my ntys after this dish

>> No.15229749

>>15229742
hens don’t lay eggs forever
industry constantly requires new hens

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>>15229742
>you only fell asleep at the egg machine for a moment
>this happens
>the boss comes over

"You don't have to tell me what happened..."

>> No.15229767

>>15229758
oh no, almost 40 dollars worth of damage

>> No.15229790

>>15229742
ye sure? i think its the same deal as with cows, as in no milk before a pregnancy. at least my grandparents purchased a rooster for the egg laying, not to actually raise more chicks.

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>>15229749
Young ones give double yolks.

>> No.15230104

>>15227441
>Not running all the way out without looking back
Assume the worst, the whole place could have collapsed.

>> No.15230112

>>15229717
You can buy roosters for meat if you know where to look.
There was a small wholesale poultry shop where I lived (large american city) that sold roosters. You can also caponize male birds and sell them for a premium. Finally, broilers are both male and female, since they are slaughtered while they are still sexually immature.

As for me, I raise my own birds.

And before you go "but 7 billion people tho!", just fucking focus on yourself. Banning a poor person from food is fucking elitist. If you can afford to look around for specific small farms that raise unsexed birds for both meat and eggs you should do that. My (excess) males were slaughtered at 12-16 weeks, just before they started getting aggressive, and also twice as long as your typical broiler. No way in hell would I put all that free potential meat in a grinder.

>> No.15230115

>>15229225
0:15
Does that fish have 4 eyes?

>> No.15230120

>>15229225
Imagine if we drowned cattle and pigs as primary method of killing.

>> No.15230124

>>15229742
In Europe you can buy fertilized eggs. There are tons of videos of people buying fertilized eggs in supermarkets and hatching them. The main reason American eggs are "infertile" is because they are washed. In fact if you ever see a white spot on your egg yolk (which I have from supermarket eggs) that means the egg was fertilized. Chickens are fucking weird when it comes to gender.

>> No.15230130

>>15228620
RIP my nigga, I'll pour some honey mustard out for you right after I eat you

>> No.15230143

>>15230112
>And before you go "but 7 billion people tho!", just fucking focus on yourself. Banning a poor person from food is fucking elitist. If you can afford to look around for specific small farms that raise unsexed birds for both meat and eggs you should do that. My (excess) males were slaughtered at 12-16 weeks, just before they started getting aggressive, and also twice as long as your typical broiler. No way in hell would I put all that free potential meat in a grinder.
anon i dont give two shits about the birds, it is simply completely illogical to throw away money in form of the male chicks. since nearly everyone does it simply means they know something we dont.

>> No.15230151

>>15228620
Those chicks end up in pet food and in organic fertilizer.
:3 Have a nice day.

>> No.15230156

>>15227368
imagine your job being to grab bottles of wine one at a time. Must be hard being a woman

>> No.15230329

>>15229632
Didn't you watch that episode of American Dad?

>> No.15230343

>>15230329
well I meant that post as an implication that the guy was a retard, but I'm sure it's a good episode. For me, it's Roger. The best American Dad character.

>> No.15230500

>>15227457
why
how did it came up with this shit

>> No.15230537

>>15227570
Is he genuinely retarded?

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>> No.15230715

>>15227466
I'm in MI. Where should i go to get a hot carl?

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>> No.15231182

>>15231069
Uh oh! Is that a young white (jew) girl who can't cook???

>> No.15231203

>>15231069
I feel like uncle Roger now, I guess meat is to me what rice is to chinks

>> No.15231225

>>15231069
>let's just rinse all the flavor off real quick

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>>15230120
Feel free to look up how China handles outbreaks of swine flu.

>> No.15231247

>>15227456
Couple of Canadian tweakers running from the popo.

>> No.15231369

>>15227403
Now, I don't mind my burgers to still have a little bit of pink in them, but what the fuck...

>> No.15231377

>>15227441
How?

>> No.15231408

>>15227555
How the fuck do you have that explode?

>> No.15231460

>>15228814
Imagine the smell tho

>> No.15231479

>>15231069
I'm pretty sure there are better ways of getting rid of the fat that aren't rinsing it...

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>>15230343

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>14 online Restaurants
One location
Delivery-only meals

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>> No.15232176

>>15232144
You have to respect his commitment to just ride the fat fuck thing into the ground.

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>> No.15232220

>>15232196
say what you want. jack is a good dad who loves his kids and made sure they were fit and healthy unlike him by controlling their weight despite the high-cal food.

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>> No.15232236

Another thread ruined by the fucking Jack spammer.

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>> No.15232253

>>15232236
Jack is an institution of this board. Show some respect.

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>> No.15232260

>>15232253
Nigger nigger fuck nigger anus niggers.

>> No.15232267

>>15232260
Huh?

>> No.15232280

>>15227685
prometheus school of running

>> No.15232292

>>15232267
Did I fucking stutter? How dare you reply to me.

>> No.15232300

>>15232292
You lisped, most faggots do of course.

>> No.15232353

>>15232220
You know what his kids would appreciate as well? Not having to bury him on his 50th when he dies of a heart attack and then slowly having all they remember of him turn into vague memories from long ago.

>> No.15232362

>>15231236
Thats a cute piggy

>> No.15232427

>>15229758

Underrated post.

>> No.15232546

>>15227407
>not the mgs version
Fail

>> No.15232769

>>15228085
Cocktail sauce. What else would you dip fries in?

>> No.15233226

>>15227405
I grow my own, so, I do.

>> No.15233243

>>15227407
Man, I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw this on the evening news a couple years ago. Alberta can be a weird fucking place.
>>15227456
https://globalnews.ca/news/4298020/spruce-grove-rcmp-stolen-credit-card-arrest/

>>15232546
There's an edit?

>> No.15233283

>>15227494
tried making some of these in the air fryer once; they turned out VERY dry. I gave up and just fried them in some coconut oil and they turned out great. Air frying is cool, but it just can't replace hot fat on some foods.

>> No.15233301

>not piping the deviled egg in using a fancy icing tip

ngmi

>> No.15233304

>>15227835
That's a man sir

>> No.15233363

>>15227407
albertapilled

>> No.15233379

>>15231377
gravity

>> No.15233443

>>15231069
>rinsing the meat when you can just toss it and let the grease drain via gravity and motion

>> No.15233524

>>15227380
>1/3 cup sesame oil
>cooking the chicken *in* the sauce
>huge fucking chunks of ginger
Inedible tier.

>> No.15233591

>>15227448
>>15227454
>>15227457
These webms gave me a massive headache. I choose to believe Ja/ck/ is just a master troll and is just a mindfuck Howtobasic, no way he actually enjoys this shit or thinks this is the proper way to do things

>> No.15233601

>>15227474
This one + filename fucking slays me

>> No.15233638

>>15227522
>outside is fucking black
>inside is pink raw
>no smoke ring
What the fuck did he do to this poor pig? He doesn't seem to have used any sort of rub, nor did it look like he smoked it. Did he just, like, grill it really low for a day? What the fuck?

>> No.15233655

>>15227570
What's his fucking problem? Is he okay, mentally?

>> No.15233660

>>15227572
This is about as American as "Chinese" food is Chinese

>> No.15233664

>>15227588
Jesus Christ, I thought that was a tortilla. Fucking kek this man is vile

>> No.15233670

>>15232186
>the dead arm flopping around

>> No.15233673

>>15227614
I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants

>> No.15233676

>>15232220
Like the one he nearly choked to death?

>> No.15233753

>>15232353
wow, well i take that back. apparently jack is a very sick man who needs to be put in jail. i'm shocked he got away with admitting to child abuse on camera.

>> No.15233759

>>15229758
Fucking howtobasic

>> No.15233767

>>15229661
Imagine being this much of a sperg that your takeaway from the video is about m-muh bugmen. What makes you think America or Europe doesn't treat animals this way either? If it were up to me we'd round up you racist genetic failures and force-feminize you.

>> No.15233768

>>15228890
Son of egg king

>> No.15233777

>>15229559
>Why isn't anyone doing anything?
It's England.

>> No.15233795

>>15230120
Fish don't even feel pain faget

>> No.15233813

>>15233676
how this guy not in jail for what he did to his son? i find it shocking that he's even allowed to profit from his channel when he's openly admitted to abusing his kid and justifying it without any real remorse.

>> No.15233814

>>15229324
nice
honestly nothing beats fresh seafoods

>> No.15233828

>>15231069
>white female nutrition meme major doesn't know water and fat aren't miscible and doesn't know the first thing about food or cooking
Color me surprised. She should shack up with the nigger who washes his chicken with soap

>> No.15233837

>>15229802
my fucking god
look at those fresh eggs
truly the best

>> No.15233871

>>15228795
They are used. They'll become fertilizer or pet food.

>> No.15233894

>>15230112
>free potential meat
The problem is to get to eating size you have to feed them. For large farms it's not worth the cost.

>> No.15233896

>>15227379
more like "get so fat you get a stroke and lose control fo your arm lunch"
lmao

>> No.15233903

>>15231069
Why are white women the way they are?

>> No.15233940

>>15227461
id love this but with cheap vodka
i hate the taste of alcohol but like being drunk so i could just swallow them

>> No.15233955

>>15228795
mechanically separated chicken

>>15230112
>>15230143
roosters are aggressive and will peck eachother and hens if you have too many of them, this leads to injuries and infections
caponizing reduces this but doesn't scale well with the industry, on small scale farming it's a good practice though.
hens that lay eggs are still used for meat at the end of their life span, hens are simply worth more per their cost to raise.
im unsure but different breeds of meat hens might have more meat earlier as well while still producing eggs, but the infection risks of caponing means you could end up with sick or dead animals which is a loss of investment
it could also be a major issue to accidentally misplace an uncaponed rooster into a barn of 200 hens, limiting the amount of roosters limits the amount of chicks produced to something more reasonable
the production of chickens in general is already very unreasonable, they are far over produced even in a controlled setting

>> No.15234006

>>15227441
Dudes fucked up securing the racking. Plus none of the shelves were really wide enough considering how much shit they have packed on to them.

>> No.15234038

>>15229583
you can't really empathize with either party, both are willing to cause a scene over literally nothing

>> No.15234054

>>15228814
If you can't even be bothered to churn a mountain of rotting food and dirt out in your backyard, why do you even need fertilizer for?

>> No.15234162

>>15229176
that's deliberate

>> No.15234629

>>15227368
What if the wine is on the bottom rack?

>> No.15234686

i love jack webms, only reason i come to webm threads

>> No.15235026

>>15227446
>2-3 minutes per side
RAW

>> No.15235033

>>15232255
What in the fuck

>> No.15235064

>>15227835
I quit liquor and don't shake anymore. I didn't like the thought of people taking one look at me and knowing my problems. Crazy to think that paranoia may have saved me from going deeper into alcoholism.

>> No.15235080

>>15227435
These are really good. I don't think that oil was quite hot enough, though.

>> No.15235097

>>15233940
Try a corn vodka like titos. They taste better.

>> No.15235111

>>15233894
Yeah, stop supporting factory farms dumbass.
Many wholesale poultry places I have been to sell rooster and capon. Learn about places other than supermarkets you sheep.

>> No.15235129

>>15233955
>it could also be a major issue to accidentally misplace an uncaponed rooster into a barn of 200 hens

Even with the chick grinders, there is no sure fire way to sex a chick. Chickens are weird with genders, and a baby chick could easily look female but end up transitioning as it grows. It's not uncommon for a commercial egg to be fertilized. In fact you have probably eaten a fertilized egg before. There is a huge difference between fertilized and viable.
But if you see a little white spot in the middle of your yolk the egg was fertilized. There is no taste or texture difference.

Finally, stop sucking the dick of large scale farms. You don't need to rely 100% on supermarkets for eggs. There are other places that sell eggs and poultry. There are wholesale poultry places that sell roosters and/or capons. An expert caponizer will loose less than 10% of the birds they caponize and the whole procedure will take under 30 seconds. When you consider that a capon sells for 6-10 times more than a commercial broiler it's worth the feed and potential loss.

>> No.15235154

>>15235129
>a baby chick could easily look female but end up transitioning as it grows.
It's not very nice to make fun of a baby chicken's innie penis anon.

>> No.15235310

>>15228620
This shit is getting banned in some euro countries

>> No.15235377

>>15228542
Probably not in the moment due to adrenaline, but definitely after.

>> No.15235500

>>15227403
those patties look and probably taste and feel like undercooked meatloaf
mother of christ

>> No.15235558

>>15227835
Easily could be any number of other causes, for example nerve impingement. Not everyone is an alco like you

>> No.15235639

>>15227640
>whipped_cream.mp4

>> No.15236307

>>15235558
Or just sped up...

>> No.15236839

>>15229554
"For every chick born there is male..."
Bullshit, we had chicklings so fucking many times not a single fucking rooster.
Literally had to go but stud to fuck my chickens.

>> No.15236871

>>15236839
Tell more..

>> No.15237356

>>15233813
because he's an adult and it doesn't count as child abuse if you're both grown ass adults