I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.15234970]

Bourdain thread. What are the best episodes from his shows? Ever made something you saw from one?

[Anonymous No.15234976]

>>15234970
Why do you miss him?

[Anonymous No.15234980]

>>15234976
Because he ain’t the best sharp shooter out there

[Anonymous No.15234982]

never paid attention to him before or after

[Anonymous No.15234993]

When I did a trip through europe like 10 years ago I visited 2 or 3 places he went to in germany and italy. They were all worthwhile stops.

[Anonymous No.15234999]

>>15234970
I don't miss him, or these threads
Good riddance to that SJW asshole

[Anonymous No.15235002]

Never saw any episodes since I'm not into male feminists

[Anonymous No.15235105]

Cooks Tour is kino as hell. Met him once at a book signing for one of his old mystery novels years ago, really nice fella. Heard he turned into a bit of a rude dude later on in life though.

[Anonymous No.15235126]

>>15234970
His book is pretty good. The autobiography, I mean. I got the other one, but haven't read it yet.

[Anonymous No.15235159]

>>15234970
Sorry ol' ass cuckold.
Anyone can trashtalk the wrong-thinkers, getting drunk with the indies and talk nonsense.

[Anonymous No.15235164]

>>15234999

Generic Alabama loser. Just stop pretending not to be worthless garbage.

[Anonymous No.15235200]

>>15234970

Faggot

[Anonymous No.15235212]

>>15235105
Shit is that true? For some reason I thought of i met him he'd be nice as hell

[Anonymous No.15235228]

Female cook here. I once met him at a signing, told him I love her shows.
He slid in his card with phonenumber after signing the book* Bourdain loves you and he will'

[Anonymous No.15235236]

>>15234970
I liked him, no shits given approach in his shows was nice.

[Anonymous No.15235241]

>>15234970
I truly believe he was a victim of choke n stroke

[Anonymous No.15235243]

>>15235236
it was very obvious he did care a lot about appearing that way though wouldn't you agree? he went out of his way to try and show how little he cared at every opportunity

I loved the shows but the guy seemed like a bit of an insufferable cunt as a person desu, the shows were carried through the content far more than his personality

[Anonymous No.15235250]

>>15235243

That's how adults act when they're trying to communicate information. He was being professional, and you don't clearly get that at all.

[Anonymous No.15235265]

>>15235243
He did seem like a bit of a bitch and the people who were his friends seemed fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.15235296]

>>15235250
ok, I'm not really sure what you're trying to say but I think it's not worth engaging in any debate with you you don't seem to be able to make any point just resort to insults

>>15235265
yes, though there were some really great people he met/hosted him during episodes. I'd say most of his "personal friends" that made appearances seemed like kind of shitty people

I think no reservations was significantly better than parts unknown, the latter really shoehorned in a lot of stuff I had absolutely no interest in I just watched for the food and food culture

[Anonymous No.15235312]

>>15235228
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

[Anonymous No.15235336]

>>15235243
got to agree desu, he reminded me of those shallow hipsters who are absolutely obsessed with their appearance and peoples opinion of them but do everything they can to not appear that way and you can see right through it

[Anonymous No.15235350]

>>15235336
he would have got on well with this pretentious pseudo-intellect fuck, in fact was he actually on an episode I seem to remember it vaguely

[Anonymous No.15235351]

>>15234970
>What are the best episodes from his shows?
Any episode from No Reservations where he wondered around drunk for the entire time.

[Anonymous No.15235360]

>>15235351
>where he wondered around drunk for the entire time
so the entire show? lol

[Anonymous No.15235361]

>>15235360
Well there were certain episodes where he was really drunk

[Anonymous No.15235366]

>>15235250
>t. roastie

[Anonymous No.15235502]

>>15235164
Umm jannies?

[Anonymous No.15235541]

>>15235243
projecting much?

[Anonymous No.15235553]

>>15234970
He was a cool dude, I watched random episodes of his different shows and liked his bullshitty poetic musings. Kind of like bukowski but not as much of a sadsack faggot since bourdain actually had fun going around doing stuff

[Anonymous No.15235563]

>>15234970
Is their anything more pathetic than an old man with faded tattoos that have nothing to do with military service? Just a reminder of their vanity and decline. It's even sadder if there's some banal story behind it.

[Anonymous No.15235565]

>>15235563

His drug and alcohol binges were his Vietnam anon

[Anonymous No.15235572]

Has-been chef, get together with drug addict semi actor girl who like young boys.
Old goy buy H and the needle kills him.
End of story

[Anonymous No.15235575]

>>15235350
The few times he commented on anything besides food he was a pretentious pseudo-intellectual. He praised Obama for freeing Libya even when the slave markets were open, and was willing to ignore that Iran is a totalitarian regime again because the Obama administration wanted to normalize relations.

Let's not forget how much he praised his wife for being independent and having her own things going on. As if that wasn't a cry for help.

[Anonymous No.15235624]

He seems like a good guy and he certainly lived an interesting life.

[Anonymous No.15235626]

I can't believe he even got to meet President Trump

[Anonymous No.15235643]

>>15235541
could be, but I'm certainly not the only person to think he came off as a pretentious hipster

if you can't see through the front of his persona then idk what to say, the guy wouldn't be celebrity star in a self-titled tv show if he gave no shits/wasn't vain

[Anonymous No.15235654]

>>15234970
>Only watch episode of him in Morocco
>goes to hash den
>totally smokes hashish
>totally doesn’t admit he smoked out cuz CNN
>gets some omelette looking thing from nearby vendor
>Gets suicided David Carradine style so Epstein can totally not kill himself and instead get away using Bourdain as body double

[Anonymous No.15235656]

>>15235626
kek

[Anonymous No.15235666]

>>15234970
Always loved the fact he trashed the dumb "le epic bacon in every meal" fad.

[Anonymous No.15235683]

>>15234970
I watch his stuff and it's pretty good but there are times when I just feel weird watching it. Usually it's when he's clearly bummed out or uninterested in what he's doing. I can't help but think during those moments that he an heroed. Feels kinda bad but won't keep me from watching.
I did make one thing I saw during a show, ham Chablisienne. It was a very interesting dish, like the pasta version of dipping your grilled cheese into tomato soup. My wife didn't like it, but she has a child's palate.

[Anonymous No.15235689]

>>15234970
In hindsight this guy was such a fucking loser. I really envied his lifestyle back in the day. Go travel to the coolest places, eat the best food with the top chefs, get drunk and rant like an asshole and make millions of dollars for it.
But all that success just made him a miserable prick. It wasn’t an act. He actually was that much of a sardonic dickhead. Plus he was a cuck. Not surprised at all he chose to rope.
It really woke me up to the depths of the moral rot in our society. This guy had everything most urban millennials aspire to and it was hell. This is where most of us are headed. No real friends. No real family. No community. Just a bunch of rootless cosmopolitans jumping from one jungle or beach to megacity and drowning ourselves in booze while bitching about the world for no reason as if we don’t have it better than 99.99999% of humans on earth, living or dead.

[Anonymous No.15235691]

As demonstrated itt, he sends /pol/tard mouthbreathers into screaming, teeth gnashing pissfits simply because he was capable of using a 3+ syllable vocabulary in mellifluous, coherent sentences describing his relationships with *gasp* indigenous foods, people and cultures, while pointing out instances of western exploitation and subjugation. Ironically, he sympathized with the pitiful exploitation of those self same knuckledraggers when he did shows on poor white trash.

In short, he was a man who could feel and express empathy, which always riles up the tards.

[Anonymous No.15235714]

>>15235691
>disliking bourdain makes you a poltard
why are you political dimwits so uncreative

[Anonymous No.15235719]

>>15235714
i'm sorry the truth hurts, anon

[Anonymous No.15235733]

>>15235719
what truth, I love bourdain it's just mind numbing to see you dumb fucking americans (yes it's obvious ur american) equate every single topic to politics, nobody cares

[Anonymous No.15235755]

>>15235691
Huh?

[Anonymous No.15235757]

>>15235691
he sympathized with people better than him? I mean you didn't have to do too much to be a better person than bourdain.

[Anonymous No.15235777]

>>15235691
I liked the guy and read his book, but he was anti white and refused to believe that the people living in shitholes he visited were in any way responsible for their own situation

[Anonymous No.15235800]

>>15235691
Bourdain was a phony and a cultural parasite. His career can be summed up as the shallow pursuit of sensuous pleasures. He treated indigenous cultures like a lumberjack treats a forest. A product to be chopped up, consumed and regurgitated for a profit. What empathy did he ever show in his travels? A rich New Yorker popping into a grass hit to eat rotten bird in Cambodia isnt “empathy” when he’s getting paid millions for the experience and is drunk the whole time.

[Anonymous No.15235810]

>>15234970
the christmas special where his wife kicks him out is arguably the best episode.

[Anonymous No.15235840]

>>15234970
I, too miss some coked out yuppy who walked around Cambodia eating food inbetween banging underage prostitutes for a living. He was like a father to me...a great man!

[Anonymous No.15235849]

>>15235800

Yeah, he was rich his entire life. God you're a piece of shit. I can't express how much ai hate you're type of fuck up

[Anonymous No.15235882]

>>15234970
For every Jew that dies on this earth, 20 puppies will be born

[Anonymous No.15235963]

>>15235800
he loved to virtue signal and as is common for people who believe such shallow things it worked for his admiring audience, now they get to feel like they are somehow a better person for watching someone parade around a third world environment in a smug self entitled skin-deep show of how much he "cared"

[Anonymous No.15235992]

>>15235963
Any piece of shit that says "virtue signaling" is a goddamn fuck up. You people nullify values in some screwed up need to make good people worthless. You're human garbage.

[Anonymous No.15236045]

>>15235992
not that poster but you're no better as oblivious to the fact as you may be

[Anonymous No.15236107]

>>15235992
he's correct.

[Anonymous No.15236187]

>>15235963
>now they get to feel like they are somehow a better person for watching someone parade around a third world environment in a smug self entitled skin-deep show of how much he "cared"
hit the nail on the head here

[Anonymous No.15236211]

>>15236187
I just watched No Reservations because his drunk antics were entertaining and the places he visited seemed interesting. Claiming that everyone watched him to feel morally superior is a baseless assumption.

[Anonymous No.15236230]

>>15236187
Or maybe people like watching someone enjoy themselves in places they will probably never see for themselves.

[Anonymous No.15236236]

>>15235963
>everyone is as shitty as I am

A lot of people throw around the term projection to try and shut down arguments, but this is a textbook example.

[Anonymous No.15236250]

>>15235963

[Anonymous No.15236259]

>>15234970
Israel episode

[Anonymous No.15236276]

>>15236250
>white
i'm literally from and live in one of the third world shitholes he loved to parade himself around so much

I was kinda oblivious to it until I saw him do an episode in my own country and I realised how shallow and meaningless everything he does is, as well as ignorant but he acts smug about it for no reason

[Anonymous No.15236292]

>>15236250
You gonna cry faggot

[Anonymous No.15236296]

"My body feels like Andrew Zimmerman's toilet"

My favorite quote by him

[Anonymous No.15236305]

>>15236230
That’s kinda lame bro, people could at the very least try to save up for a vacation

[Anonymous No.15236318]

>>15236305
Yes, good goy, spend your savings.

[Anonymous No.15236492]

>>15236276
>>15236250
yeah thats what i thought nothing to say now huh

this is an anonymous forum dont kid yourself into thinking you know whos behind every post, it makes you look like an ass

[Anonymous No.15236515]

>>15236492
You're angry about a drunk drug addict walking around your country drunk and claiming to know what's wrong with your country's government/societal ills. If you were mislead about Bourdain's views or knowledge before he did an episode in your country you only have yourself to blame for being dumb. He wasn't a scholar. He was a drunk chef that likes food.

[Anonymous No.15236563]

>>15236515
>You're angry
not at all, simply saying it like it is

[Anonymous No.15236567]

>>15234970
Reminder the reason anthony bourdain killed himself was because the girl he loved was cheating on him with a teenage boy for years and his best friend turned out to be a rapist
Look up Asia Argentos controversy and Mario Batali
Even on Twitter Bourdain was reeling about losing a good friend before the news even came out
This poor dude was getting hit hard all at once.

[Anonymous No.15236581]

>>15236563
Just thought you was angry because you've responded to that anon multiple times. I'm not that anon ITT though I'm this one >>15236211

[Anonymous No.15236591]

>>15234970
Superior version coming through

[Anonymous No.15236598]

>>15236515
Go to al-alon

[Anonymous No.15236634]

>>15236598
What's al-alon?

[Anonymous No.15236665]

>>15234970
Bourdain is worth admiring because he inflicts an infinite amount of butthurt on the braindead right - EVEN FROM THE GRAVE!!!!

One of my favorite "No Reservations" episodes was the one in China where he hooked up with a guy that ran a cowboy themed bar in Beijing. That early morning fishing trip where he was hungover af and the bar owner challenges him to take a shot together and you can see Bourdain using every bit of his strength to keep it down was priceless.

[Anonymous No.15236678]

>>15236665
I remember that episode. It was fucking great. That bar was so over the top that I couldn't tell if it was satirical or how the Chinese actually view American cowboy culture.

[Anonymous No.15236685]

>>15236678
slightly satirical, but it's the same way chinese are viewed in america and their chinese themed restaraunts/bars marketed towards american are so over the top

[Anonymous No.15237401]

>>15236250

[Anonymous No.15237405]

>>15234970
He wasn't "lil" though. And also he was white

[Anonymous No.15237412]

>>15234970
Bourdain was comp'd

[Anonymous No.15237474]

>>15236567
He killed himself because he was a self hating loser and no amount of fame or money could make up for that. He no doubt had some internal conflicts over his own identity as a non-practicing mischling Jew. I remember his episodes in Israel and Lebanon he always seemed ambivalent towards the Israelis and sympathetic to the Palestinian cause.
Part of the reason he spent so much time munching goat brain curry in third world shanty towns was to try to prove to himself and his audience that no culture was superior to another and that these sad desperate people in the slums of Shitholestan are just like you and me. Better even!
This is the fate of anyone who embraces slave morality while simultaneously achieving the extreme levels of fortune and fame that bourdain did. It causes to much emotional pain to try and cast yourself as the loser underdog while completely dominating the game. And when you see how easy it is to actually raise yourself from the muck like bourdain did it just gets harder and harder not to look at the poor blithering idiots around you with disdain.
You already hate the successful and have your own life, and now you’re growing to hate the downtrodden as well. It’s a bleak outlook on life and it’s unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.15237478]

>>15237474
high iq

[Anonymous No.15237487]

>>15237474
legit real talk.
Its like seeing a bridge between poverty and fortune. you crossed the bridge and got your fortune. but you are having as hard time making others cross the bridge.

[Anonymous No.15237492]

>>15235849
>seething this much over a fucking chef
Get help. Your life will be much better if you grow up and stop being emotionally invested in celebrities you never met

[Anonymous No.15237570]

>>15237492
listen to this, stop deluding yourself to think you know someone personally

[Anonymous No.15237627]

Learned how to roast a chicken properly from a page in one of his books. Do it all the time now and make stock from the cleaned carcasses. Friends say my (his but w/e) chicken is the best they've ever had. Would recommend.

[Anonymous No.15237639]

>>15237627
>i do this very common thing
Wow great.

[Anonymous No.15237689]

>>15234970
Fuck that pedo bitch. Ya'll niggas would be surprised what him and obama got into together.

[Anonymous No.15237698]

>>15234970
Take your copypasta shit to /b/

[Anonymous No.15237706]

>>15234970
i miss this little niagra like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.15237741]

his episode with that Japanese michelin star chef guy, masa, is really good. esp the part where they were roasting vegetables and talking about the importance of seasons in cooking and how that translates to life and friendships

[Anonymous No.15237857]

>>15237474
he killed himself because he paid off his gf asia argento's #metoo accuser (she directed a film about fucking a young teenage boy and fucked the young teenage boy that was cast in it), and then after he paid off the kid she breaks up with him anyway and bourdain an heroed

[Anonymous No.15238559]

>>15237741
Glad you get it anon, that moment reminded me of the Book of Tea

[Anonymous No.15238602]

>>15234970
a fucking kike

[Anonymous No.15238615]

My favorite episode he did was the one in San Francisco when he ate that Cubana sandwich.

[Anonymous No.15239414]

>>15235243
>>15235336
This. He was always self conscious of his image. Two examples that jump out at me are from his no reservations shows the one were they make him travel in a pink limousine and the episode where they try to get him to sing karaoke.

He was also always making fun of hipsters not realizing that he was a hipster foodie trend setter. Hipster foodies map their food travels by what bourdaine says.

[Anonymous No.15239538]

>>15234999
The election is over buddy get over it

[Anonymous No.15239544]

>>15239538
The election might be, but the revolution is only beginning.

[Anonymous No.15239571]

>>15235228
Based ESL roastie

[Anonymous No.15239582]

>>15234970
>literally cucked to death

[Anonymous No.15239895]

>>15236250
whitebros...we got too cocky!

[Anonymous No.15239938]

>>15237474
he was working on a documentary exposing child abuse in hollywood like many other actors that 'stroke and choked'

[Anonymous No.15240182]

>>15234999
he wasn't even the sjw type-- he was an old school lib who also engaged with ppl who didn't necessarily hold the same opinions he did, which is more than i can say about most ppl today (you included as far as i can tell). it gets boring being in an echo chamber and never having your thoughts and opinions challenged. it's also really stupid to purely judge someone by their political beliefs.
but also you're probably a mutt so you wouldn't understand lol

[Anonymous No.15240234]

>>15239414
>He was also always making fun of hipsters not realizing that he was a hipster
I forgot this, god it was annoying

[Anonymous No.15240357]

>>15240182
>it gets boring being in an echo chamber and never having your thoughts and opinions challenged
It was impossible for him to criticize Obama despite his body count. If this is an old school liberal, then they're as full of shit as the rest.

[Anonymous No.15240403]

>>15234970
Fuck dat kike nigga (((Bourdain))). Nigga talked secrets bout da ChoZen, nigga got f u c c e d by da ChoZen. His GF cucked him, too.

[Anonymous No.15240411]

>>15240403
dont you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.15240516]

>>15240357
i mean i feel like there's a distinction btwn actively criticizing someone and accepting other ppls perspectives. bourdain was more of the latter. he was friends w a lot of ppl who had divergent opinions. i don't think him not outwardly criticizing obongo invalidates him being an open minded dude who's not the sjw archetype. don't get me wrong-- i still think he's kind of a pussy, but at least he had friends from other walks of life. i think that's rare to find these days where everyone is sharply emotionally divided over party lines

[Anonymous No.15240563]

>>15235691
Truth

[Anonymous No.15240908]

>>15235691
Big words don't make what you're saying inherently truthful

[Anonymous No.15240949]

>>15239938
I hate Qoomers so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.15242520]

>>15236665
Yeah that was a good one

[Anonymous No.15243153]

Russia where he cooked in some woman’s apartment was the worst

[Anonymous No.15243269]

>>15234970
Glad he's dead. May he be raped in hell by donkey dicked demons that cum lava for all eternity

[Anonymous No.15243286]

fucking cunt wife killed him
cooking equivalent of phil hartman

[Anonymous No.15244763]

>>15234976
Bourdain misser is still in mourning.. He has been for like 3 years and 500 threads.

[Anonymous No.15244850]

>>15236665
it's hilarious how he brings out the polnigger rage, wish Hiroshimoot would gas them all

[Anonymous No.15244920]

Naples, when he had an italian mom make him Sunday gravy.

[Anonymous No.15244977]

>>15234970
Best episode is the No Reservations Beirut episode (accidental war documentary).

[Anonymous No.15245843]

>>15235691
Still seething that Trump won, you fashy sperg?

[Anonymous No.15245846]

>>15244977
Yeah he was a real tough guy. Asshole libtard making money off of turd world countries

[Anonymous No.15245864]

>>15244850
>Muh pawhl boogeyman
Classic seethe from the desperate

[Anonymous No.15245933]

>>15234970
There is nothing to it, travel, eat food, have an opinion about a culture with a "blue collar" type of insight with your reviews on food. I am suprised noone has mentioned that he was advocating for white genocide, Paid to do what others would regard a dream job, he was either "suicided" or did legitimately take his own life either way he was morally bankrupt,weak and had a lot of demons clinging to him. Another ((wizard)) dead his spell were to convince western society to embrace multiculturalism.
https://youtu.be/QiQv-19e0zQ

[Anonymous No.15245944]

>>15234970
i unironically celebrated his death with a nice dinner and a glass of wine.
S

[Anonymous No.15245956]

>>15234970
>What are the best episodes from his shows?
they one when he hang simself in a prison cell performing dead man switch.

[Anonymous No.15245971]

>>15237474
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.15246147]

>>15237474
Leftoids on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.15246220]

>>15239544
Peak cringe. Get help

[Anonymous No.15247012]

>>15240516
>he was friends w a lot of ppl who had divergent opinions.
Where are you getting this from?

[Anonymous No.15247142]

My dad was a really big fan of his, even has a couple of books and never missed a show, when he died I saw the new first and then sent it to him
Heard the man cry from a couple of rooms away like he had lost a close friend

[Anonymous No.15247231]

>>15247142
i dont understand why people seem to consider celebrities a personal friend or someone they know on a friendship level, it's very strange to me

for instance when david bowie died, who I've been a huge fan of his music for 20 years people were so upset but like it's going to happen, and you didn't know him personally. the music he made still exists so why people delude themselves into thinking they are on a friendship basis with complete strangers

[Anonymous No.15247240]

>>15247142
He actually just found out you were a fag for hire

[Anonymous No.15247266]

>>15247240
that’s not very nice

[Anonymous No.15247275]

>>15247266
Reddit is that way son ---->

[Anonymous No.15247308]

>>15234970
>Anthony Bourdain

[Anonymous No.15247359]

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.15247472]

>>15247359
hey its that guy famous for being a google employee! I recognise him

what are you posting him on 4chan for

[Anonymous No.15247491]

>>15247472
What the fuck could he do at google? he doesn't even have a degree.

[Anonymous No.15247573]

>>15247491
he works for area 120, googles division where they come up with new products and services

I think now he seems to mainly work for Google Maps based in Tokyo, I'm still sad he left desu

[Anonymous No.15247627]

>>15247573
>I think now he seems to mainly work for Google Maps based in Tokyo,
sauce? he doesn't update his blog/socials.

[Anonymous No.15247632]

>>15247627
https://web.archive.org/web/20190923192701/https://chrishateswriting.com/about

[Anonymous No.15247706]

>>15245933
>if we're all cappuccino colored everything will be fine
wow that's why countries full of cappuccino people are so wonderful huh

[Anonymous No.15247714]

I’m STILL too sad to marathon No Reservations. I’ve been meaning to but since he died it just makes me sad we get no more episodes of pure kino.

[Anonymous No.15247799]

>>15237474
This complete nonsense. The guy was a naturally depressive addict surrounded by shitty people. His attitudes towards the global poor likely had no more an impact on his fate than those of the thousands of drunken post-war intelligentsia who slummed it before him and did not kys themselves. You're writing fanfiction about a meme reality show host's death to validate your own beliefs, kind of pathetic really