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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>find out there's a cooking board
>excited to discuss cooking tips and recipes with anons
>MFW I see it's nothing but shitposting and fast food threads

I'm going back to /b/

>> No.15301809
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15301809

The only way to use this shit hole, tranny faggot pedo janny cesspit

>> No.15301812

>>15301798
>/b/
Jesus Fuck anon, even this retarded ahithole is an improvement over that soi and porn hellscape.

>> No.15301835

>>15301809
Based

>> No.15301858

>>15301798
This too, but they know a lot about the fast food.

>> No.15301875

>>15301798
Good, and don't ever come back.

>> No.15301883

>>15301798
Ban all gen z iPhone kiddies, I agree.

>> No.15301915

>>15301798
He can use his arm again? Since when?

>> No.15301924

>>15301812
>soi
leave

>> No.15301925

>>15301915
it's just resting limp and lifeless on his oversized gut

>> No.15301935

>>15301798
>First time coming to /ck/
>has a Jack image saved

Sure you are

>> No.15301948

>>15301935
I've known about Jack for a while. Fuck this board. Enjoy talking about McDonald's and taco bell faggots

>> No.15301957

>>15301948
thought you said you were leaving lying bitch

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15301963

worse than shitposting are the people who actually cook and post the pictures wanting to generate discussion (get halfhearted compliments from strange men)

>> No.15301972

attention all trannies: you will never be a real girl

>> No.15301979

>>15301924
Make me, bitch boi.

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15302038

>>15301963
bad feels...bad feels

>> No.15302083

>>15301798
/pol/ and /leftypol/ need to fuck off and we need better mods.

>> No.15302186

>>15301798
Is there anything gayer than being "active on social media?"

>> No.15302193

>>15301798
Stay in /b we dont want you

>> No.15302206

>>15301798
>>15282496
stop being an insufferable faggot OP

>> No.15302209

>>15302186
Like 4chan?

>> No.15302221
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>This fucking retard
If you actually want information on how to cook things, all you have to do is go to google.com and type in whatever the fuck it is you're trying to cook, and there are endless resources that aren't full of shit-posting chan-tards. Al- Every-fucking-where. Everywhere you can look. You can learn how to make anything in the world that you want to make, through Google. I don't understand how you motherfuckers were born after Google was created, and don't know how to fucking Google.
Besides the point, people like just looking at food, and so like if you gotta put up with some deenz threads every now and then, because you want to look at food, then fucking do it. You obviously like it, because its releasing dopamine into your brain. I-its releasing dopamine into your brain. Its quick, easy access to dopamine. Thats why people get addicted to reddit. That why people get addicted to twitter. Thats why people get addicted to fuckin- fo-retardedass, dumbass, fuckin faggot-ass 4chan. It's why y-it's why you're here buddy.
So, you know like, the least you can do is start a real thread about something you're interested in, and if someone is being a faggot, just ignore that and-and, every now and then somebody on here does actually know how to do it, and they will help you out, by telling you some shit that you didn't know. Its just for fun. Its just for people that like to cook; and-and like food.
And every now and then, doritos comes out with some chips, and there will be a thread on it, and you can go fuck yourself, because you can ignore the thread. Its called Shift-Click. If you really fucking care that much, go to the front page of (((C-K))) and-and-and you press Shift, and then you left click on the thread, and it fucking disappears into the ether, and you never have to see it again. It's really not that fucking hard buddy.

>> No.15302264

>>15302221
>off by one

>> No.15302274

>>15302221
Based schizo

>> No.15302317

>>15302221
Take your meds tranny

>> No.15302333

>>15302221
What's shift? I don't think my phone has it. It's a few years old.

>> No.15302357

>>15302333
>phoneposting
Kill you're selve

>> No.15302365

>>15302333
we found a bigger faggot than op, guys

>> No.15302367

>>15302209
>damning yourself to defend twitter

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>>15302357
WOWZ
my PC IS SO MUCH BETTER IN EVERY WAY!
PhONEs are for FAGGOTS amirite?
Thanks for the BASED points my autisterinos11!!1!!!

>> No.15302377

>>15302357
>>15302365
>getting b8ed this easily

>> No.15302379

>>15302367
>the bot seems to be understanding irony

>> No.15302391

>>15301798
It's 4chan what did you expect? Also if you browse /b/ you're already bottom of the barrel trash and would've made this board worse.

>> No.15302397

>>15301963
And they instead get 30 insults about how shitty their food looks with no actual tips given how to improve it.

>> No.15302412

>>15302377
guys, I swear I->'m just acting stupid, I'm not actually stupid. You believw me guys, right? Guys?

>> No.15302448

>>15302221
>>15302264
>>15302274
>>15302317
>>15302333
Everyone forgetting this is just a copy paste of
https://vocaroo.com/19L29TYQvDrN

>> No.15302485

>>15302379
>dehumanizing anyone who does not 100% share your views, but masking it with deprecating "humor"
Must be excited for Biden to die and that witch Harris to assume power, huh?
>>15302412
>Guys, I swear I'm not a newfag!
Learn when to greentext, faggot

>> No.15302492

>>15301798
>/b/ in 2011+9
I’ll pray for you

>> No.15302497

>>15302485
I want to shift click this guy how do you do it? Is it like sage?

>> No.15302498

>>15301924
Why cause he said onions?

>> No.15302504

>>15302083
And you need better meds

>> No.15302520

>>15302397
this is exactly why I post any cooking thread. living rent free in some spergs head who is bad at insults, and then just politely disagreeing with their dumb opinions on my great cooking

>> No.15302526

>>15302520
Yeah, we're definitely obsessing all day over whatever dumb shit you post.

>> No.15302549

>>15301924
/b/ is soy /b/ is soy /b/ is soy /b/ is soy /b/ is soy

>> No.15302552

>>15302549
Nobody is impressed that you paid money for a pass.

>> No.15302586

>>15302552
soy isn’t filtered on /ck/

>> No.15302600

>>15302586
I can see that since you are still posting.

>> No.15302670

>>15302600
Underrated

>> No.15302674

>>15302397
>add more salt desu!
it's both a blessing and a curse that we cannot yet taste the sloppas anons make

>> No.15302692

>>15302600
FUCKING REKT HIM!
>>15302586
You got absolutely BTFO

>> No.15302732

>>15301798
KYS FAGGOT

>> No.15302758

>>15301798
All shit flinging aside, /b/ is the most reddit of all boards and is for cumbrain pieces of shit

>> No.15302773

>>15301798
Why do 80 iq fatsos always wear their mask under their nose?

>> No.15302793

>>15302773
It is because they are mouth breathers. "Mouth breathing retard" is not a term that evolved in a vacuum, or as the french would say... évolué dans un vide.

>> No.15302869

>>15302397
never fails to crack me up. this board is equal parts pedants and retards and it's fucking hilarious

>> No.15302918

>>15302773
>Insults others' intelligence
>Implies masks are effective

oh no no no!

>> No.15302936

/b/ needs to be nuked from existence

>> No.15302956

>>15302793
shut up

>> No.15302978

>>15302956
Make me, bitch

>> No.15302992

>>15302936
I dunno man. All those /b/tards might go outside, or worse; to boards I use.

>> No.15303003

>>15302992
/b/tards need to be rounded up and executed. Fucking degenerate pedo scum

>> No.15303254

>>15303003
Pedophile website, newfag.

>> No.15303272

Wait do people still post on /b/? I thought it was just porn?

>> No.15303299

>>15303272
Last I checked it was entirely porn and leftists

>> No.15303374

>>15301798
You'll probably be banned for this post. I was once too for pointing out how /ck/ has gone to utter shit.

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15303448

>>15303003
>NOOOOO I CANT REPORT SHIT I DONT LIKE THERE

>> No.15303533

>>15301798
It gets better when most of America is asleep

>> No.15303539

>>15303533
So, /ck/ is best when it is 4 people, none of whom can afford quality ingredients or cooking fuel?

>> No.15303545

>>15303374
I got a ban for reporting legit spam