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15305314 No.15305314[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>employee asks me if I would like fries with that
>say no
>I actually really did want fries with that but feel I shouldn't spend money on empty carbs

>> No.15305329
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>go to diner
>rearrange sugar and sweetener packets so they are in a neat order in the little box

>> No.15305332

>>15305314
Too far. Enjoy your ban.

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>waitress brings me my sizzling fajitas
>”careful, the plate is hot!”
>immediately grab the plate with both hands and flail about spastically crying in agonizing pain
>I scream WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME??! as peppers, onions and steak sail through the air onto other people’s tables

>> No.15305476

>>15305314
you sick fuck

>> No.15305482
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>>15305314
>politely stack plates for waitress when i'm finished

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>take a grill out to dinner
>she acts like a conniving bitch (as do most women)
>sprinkle salt in her drink when she goes to the bathroom

>> No.15305551

>>15305489
>thanks for adding salt to my bloody mary anon, I knew it was missing something :)

>> No.15305560

>>15305551
you will never be a real woman...and yes, all REAL women a completely worthless holes solely designed to be ravaged by horny men, yes that includes mommy dearest