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15309530 No.15309530 [Reply] [Original]

>Just Egg
>contains no egg

JUST

>> No.15309564

it's for the vegetarians/vegans who want to continue deluding themselves.

>> No.15309579

>>15309530
>>15309564
>Made in a facility that processes egg.
lol

>> No.15309589
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15309589

Redditor "I fucking love science!" fags should be sterilized. Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.

>> No.15309639

>>15309589
Anon, surely youre not scared of organic chemistry, are you?

Cause that would make you an inbred retard scum you know

>> No.15309653

>>15309639

Fag

>> No.15309669

>>15309564
Vegetarians eat eggs retard
>>15309530
Also you're a dumbass if you can't tell that the 'JUST' egg that says made from plants in large lettering isn't an egg substitute.

>> No.15309670

>>15309589
You're delusional.

>> No.15309796

And you're essentially sterilized because your schizophrenia is pussy kryptonite.

>> No.15309989

>canola oil

why, did they run out of palm oil? lel

keep eating lowest grade waste, retards itt

>> No.15310007

>>15309796
>he doesn't know about the schizo girls
Sad

>> No.15310014

>>15309669
>Vegetarians eat eggs retard
Why though? The chickens are still in shit conditions and they’re fed shit that ultimately goes into the egg.

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>>15309670
You sound like a kike.

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>>15309796
You sound like a kike.

>> No.15310035

>>15310014
>why though? Pee pee poo poo unsubstantiated facts
Veganism is a cult

>> No.15310036

>>15310014
eat pastured raised eggs then, it would still be cheaper than this shit

>> No.15310188

>>15309589
>Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.
You dumb bastard, go back to /x/ or /pol/ or whatever the hell you browse normally.

>> No.15310206

>>15309589
people are scared of MSG

>> No.15310236

>>15309670
You live in america? Look up your water providers water quality inspections. They probably have gotten straight Fs for 20 years now

>> No.15310427

Just Egg is not the content of the bottle it is the name of the brand,
marketers have been doing this forever
dumb bitch

>> No.15310440

>>15309530
says made from plants on the top.

"just" in this context has double entendre. a "just egg," i.e. just as in "justice."

>> No.15310446

>Vegan eggs
>Vegan meat
>Vegan sausages
>Vegan milk
Why can't vegans invent names instead of adding "vegan" to everything? Is this the drop in IQ points that occurs when someone becomes vegan?

>> No.15310450

>>15310446
Because like in real life, vegan lifestyle is an ALTERNATIVE lifestyle, not the normal one.

>> No.15310453

>>15310440
Chicken lay eggs nonetheless.

It would be wastefull to throw eggs away.

So eating REAL eggs would be REAL justice and GOOD for the planet.

>> No.15310458

>>15310453
im not disagreeing with you. i like eating meat and real eggs. just explaining the text from the marketer's perspective.

>> No.15310461

>>15310458
I don't even like eggs. Totally could live without ever eating eggs

>> No.15310483

>>15310446
Because you get triggered whenever they call things "not dogs" and "tofurkey". Just admit that you have an unreasonably autistic hatred of any and all choices other people make that you don't, you sad sack of shit.

>> No.15310487

>>15309530
Not being vegan is normal.
Rabid anti-veganism is a mental disability.

>> No.15310489

>>15310483
I think all that soy is making you unstable man. Have a steak.

>> No.15310610

>>15309589
That's correct, though. Getting all bent out of shape over CHEMICALS is stupid.

>> No.15310626

>>15310610
I agree, people getting bent out of shape over people not wanting chemicals in their food are stupid

>> No.15310633

>>15310626
There's chemicals in everything you eat, though. Don't be so stupid.

>> No.15310645

>>15310633
Yeah, and there's electricity in everything too, but when people talk about electricity they actually have something more specific in mind, and that is understood by everyone, even pedants trying to make a tortured point about something autistic, like you're doing with "chemicals"

>> No.15310653
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15310653

>>15309530
it's not just egg it's JUST egg

>> No.15310665

>>15310236
I have some of the best water in the entire country

>> No.15310669
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15310669

>>15310645
You give people too much credit. People are afraid of petrochemicals but they extend that fear to anything and everything with a chemical name blindly and without thought to what the names actually mean.

>> No.15310671

>>15310669
People are rightly afraid of harmful things, and no, you are not a misunderstood genius.

>> No.15310673

>>15310645
I understand what you mean. You're saying you won't eat food with chemicals. So if you're going to buy a cake, and read that it has a bunch of ingredients like "sodium bicarbonate" in it, you're not going to buy that cake.
Thing is, sodium bicarbonate is just another word for baking soda. So you're a stupid person, and should stop behaving so stupidly.

>> No.15310676

>>15310671
Just stop eating food. Problem solved.

>> No.15310679

>>15310673
Yes, that's correct, if a cake has propylene glycol I won't buy it. Cake in general is terrible 9 times out of 10, if I'm going to eat cake it had damm well better be good. But you are free to eat whatever tastykake trash you want to shove down your pie hole, and I am free to twist my face with scorn at your shit taste.

>> No.15310685

>>15310007
Did you go off your meds because you stopped seeing them?

>> No.15310687

>>15310676
Or, just eat decent quality food that doesn't come with an MSDS. Problem solved.

>> No.15310690

>>15310679
>if I'm going to eat cake
Whoa! You can't eat cakes. Its gots chemicals in it. Chemicals turn frogs gay. Are you a faggot or something?

>> No.15310692

>>15310687
Any food you eat is going to have chemicals in it, though. Just better off not eating food altogether.

>> No.15310693

>>15310671
>People are rightly afraid of harmful things,
But they are also afraid of harmless things. Thus the argument about chemical names.

>> No.15310694

>>15310692
And anything you touch has electricity in it, so better take a bath with the toaster plugged in, idiot.

>> No.15310695

>>15310693
Le dihydrogen monoxide was a funny joke when it was circulated on usenet in about 1996, it's not funny when it's spammed by reddit atheists who watched too many rick and morty episodes, moron.

>> No.15310696

>>15310693
Nah, all chemicals are harmful. I've stopped eating food because it has chemicals in it. In fact, I've even stopped breathing because I don't want to breathe in any chemicals.

>> No.15310700

>>15310694
But anon, I'm not afraid of electricity. Are you afraid of electricity? Does it scare you? Is there anything you aren't afraid of?

>> No.15310702

>>15310700
All that yapping is delaying the inevitable. Bath, toaster, now. Don't come back until you're done.

>> No.15310704

>>15310695
That's just it though, it's been coming up again and again since the 1930s and people keep falling for it.
>>15310669 isn't even a prank, a municipal official put up that sign to scare people out of swimming in a public water feature.

>> No.15310706

>>15310702
I love how you think you've come up with this awesome comeback and it's just not working on me. But hey, maybe repeat it again and it'll work this time.

>> No.15310707

>>15310704
Same goes for you , take the bath, pussy >>15310702

>> No.15310712

>>15310706
I like how you think McDonalds is going to give you a lifetime big mac subscription for saying "but cofe is SPOZDUH be hot, tort reform now!!!~!", keep defending shitfood, moron

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>>15310712
I like how you think behaving stupid online is trolling.

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>>15310717
I like how you think you're a misunderstood genius because you binge watch "science is cool" mass media

>> No.15310729

>>15310725
I don't watch TV because TVs have chemicals in them.

>> No.15310732

>>15310729
Sounds to me like you're scared pussy who thinks electricity is dangerous.

>> No.15310736

>>15310732
Chemicals and electricity are dangerous, anon. Fire bad, too.

>> No.15310739

>>15310736
t. pussy who won't even take a bath with the toaster

>> No.15310743

>>15310739
Water is made of chemicals so I avoid it.

>> No.15310752

>>15310743
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.15310754

>>15310752
I started acting like you and you pointed out that I'm acting retarded. You're correct. Great self own, retard.

>> No.15310756
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15310756

*ahem*

>> No.15310768

>>15310754
I'm not the one pretending water is literally the same thing as tetrodotoxin, genius. Go take the bath, stop stalling. Hope you live in a nice old home with none of those pesky GFCIs, they're for pussies who aren't smart enough to realize there's electricity everywhere.

>> No.15310771

>>15310483
>Because you get triggered whenever they call things "not dogs" and "tofurkey
Laughing at you is not getting triggered

>> No.15310789

>>15310768
Is there tetrodotoxin in Just Egg? I see water listed, but not tetrodotoxin.

>> No.15310791
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15310791

>chemicals? chemicals! CHEMICALS! CHEMICAAAAAAALS! AAAAAAAAARGH!

>> No.15310808

>>15310789
What difference does it make? Everything is chemicals, whether it's tetrodotoxin or water, therefore tetrodotoxin is the same thing as water and water is definitely what people mean when they talk about chemicals in food. Also you're still stalling on the bath, take the bath you scared pussy.

>> No.15310815

>>15310808
Exactly. Chemicals are scary, so stop eating food and breathing.

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>>15310815
I have a neat trick that will help you with your goals, it's called SCIENCE it's really cool and smart! Rick and Morty talk about it all the time!

>> No.15310827

>>15310817
Anon, I've already said electricity is scary, too. I don't eat anything with chemicals in it, and I don't use anything with electricity with it. I agree with you. We're both very smart people who avoid chemicals and electricity because they're scary.

>> No.15310839

>>15309589
>not atrazine
>not FUCKING LEAD IN 2020
imagine being a mutt and still not having drinkable water.
Now, on the topic of "muh posion":
>Water
>Mung Bean Protein Isolate
>Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil
shit quality oil and mung beans. Never had the beans myself, just the sprouts. The biggest health hazard I am aware of related to mung beans is their sprouts can be bacterially contaminated.
>Dehydrated Onion, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Turmeric Extractives (color)
spices and veggie extracts, next.
>Gellan Gum,
A poly-sugar used for thickening. Looks like all the other fucking poly-sugars to me.
>Potassium Citrate,
Just the potassium salt of citric acid, most likely used to regulate pH.
>Natural Flavors
literally anything a bacterium can shit out. That is by far the closest to concerning on this list so far.
>Salt, Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Tapioca Syrup,
again, irrelevant
>Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate,
one of the most essential chemicals for life today.
>Transglutaminase
an enzyme
>Nisin (preservative).
the second entry on this list that isn't just a food, and most interesting for its unusual amino acids. I would need someone else to take a closer look at that, it's not my field of research.

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>>15310839
>Never had the beans myself, just the sprouts.
Mung bean sprouts are delicious as fuck.

>> No.15310850

>>15310839
Veganism rotted your brain schizo

>> No.15310852

>>15310839
I know you dunning-krugers don't cook but go out on a limb with me since I know you're all NEETs with nothing better to do

1. Make a stock with actual meat and bones

2. Make a "stock" by putting turmeric in water and adding gelatin powder

Which one tastes better?

>MUH CHEMICALS

Ok

>> No.15310862

>>15310852
>Which one tastes better?
Neither because you're shit at cooking.

>> No.15310864

>>15309589
>sciency, chemical-sounding ingredients

>> No.15310872

>>15310852
>>15310850
You are retarded. I am not even vegan.
>dunning-kruger
I literally have Master's Degree in Chemistry.
>Which one tastes better?
ofc the one with actual meat and bone, I did not argue that this JUST crap "tastes" better. I argued that it's not poison. Kill yourself.
>>15310846
They are nice.

>> No.15310937

Threadly reminder that everything is made out of chemicals

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>>15310872

>> No.15310947

>eat the bugs goy
Keking at the "Masters in chem" claiming baking soda is just as harmless as formic acid

>> No.15310955

>>15310945
Are you just pretending to be retarded? Nowhere in >>15310839 did he argue that it tastes better, or even that it tastes good at all.

>> No.15310961

>>15310945
Not him but how has he moved the goalpost? Looking through the thread, nobody was complaining about taste but rather that chemicals are harmful.
Example:
>>15310671
>People are rightly afraid of harmful things, and no, you are not a misunderstood genius.
The image in the OP flat out says "They're trying to poison us all."
In fact, the person he was replying to mentioned birth control being in the water. That's not a taste issue. That's a harm issue.
If anything, the person who asked "which tastes better" attempted to move the goalposts away from the subject of harm.
But if you want to say "I think vegan substitutes taste worst than the real thing" then you're probably going to find a bunch of people in this thread who will agree with you. I mean, I haven't seen a single person in this thread saying Just Egg tastes great or that it tastes better than real eggs.

>> No.15310964

>>15310945
How is this moving the goalpost when I responded to you seething here >>15309589 about some literal who shitting on some Karen on twitter about "muh poison". All I did was saying no matter how much of a popsci virgin that faggot may be, he is correct in this particular case. I then went on and took apart the ingredients list.
>>15310947
I didn't, you colossal brainlet.

>> No.15310994

>>15310947
1) >>15310673 and >>15310872 are different anons.
2) >>15310673 doesn't say "baking soda is as harmless as formic acid." The point is, if you see a chemical name listed as an ingredient, you shouldn't just automatically assume it's poison (as the person in the OP has).
3) Assuming every anon is the same person is newfaggotry, you fucking retarded newfag.
4) Lurk moar.

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15311053

>>15310725
Just one smell god please

>> No.15311057

>>15310669
>>15310704
It could mean gas hydrogen, which would be dangerous since it's extremely flammable. Water is hydrogen that's already been burnt, which is why it is safe

>> No.15311077

>>15310725
The "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" crowd hates Big Bang Theory. BBT was only really popular with old ass baby boomers, hence why it was the most popular thing on TV, because they're the only demographic still watching TV. Same reason the other top shows were CSI: Whatever and NCIS for ages.

>> No.15311102

>>15310236
i distill my own water then filter it again, fuck you.

>> No.15311178

>>15311102
Distilled water is toxic

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>>15309589
people like jack always got bullied pretty bad in school
>hurrr durrrr my age is 100-[(4*7)+(9*5)], can you guess what year i was born in? ouch! no stop it! no, not in the locker again, nooooo!:(

>> No.15311268

>>15311194
I bet you were a real stud on campus, anon.

>> No.15311300

>>15309589
Good bait anon, that's a lot of (you)s

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>>15309530
>made in a facility that processes eggs

>> No.15311324

>>15309589
Yeah I'm sure it's just eggs and they purposely decided to list in all in terms of chemical compounds no one has heard of instead of just saying "eggs" in the ingredients. Thanks Jack you stupid unhelpful faggot.

>> No.15311339

>>15309589
God I hate the Jacks of this world. I hope society goes full retard and starts ignoring science all together just so midwits like him feel invalidated.

>> No.15311340

Quit samefagging.

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>>15311315
Defend this now plant-based foodfags.

>> No.15311373

>>15310487
Vegan retard detected! Vegan retard detected!

>> No.15311374

>>15311178
How many times did your parents drop you?

>> No.15311415

>>15309589
>implying nightshades aren't bad for you

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>>15309589
jack seems to be into pretty schizo stuff. very common for that type of crowd.

>> No.15311481

>>15311431
I like how every reddit nu-atheist from the early 2010s either turned into a far left SJW or an MRA/antifeminist libertarian.

>> No.15311494

>>15309589
you are right and all the people disagreeing with you are faggot redditors who will try to cure their cancer from ingesting this shit with chemo because muh scientists said its healthy

>> No.15311505

>>15310188
You stupid asshole, you think all those artificial hormones get filtered out of the water at the treatment plants? We're slowly being turned into controllable bitches because of what we're consuming

>> No.15311513

>>15309530
>only have 7 days to eat 12 oz of chemicals

>> No.15311525

>>15311513
>>>"chemicals"
read the thread, lol.

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15311545

kek, they make a pre-made varient to be toasted and it looks worse than the eggs they sell at mcdonalds.

>> No.15311566

>>15309530
Why do vegans eat knock offs of the products they protest? Why not eat a nutty salad instead of "plant burgers" and "plant eggs"?

>> No.15311569

>>15309530
>doesn't taste like egg
>has disgusting texture
>smells like shit when cooked
a retard living in my house always stocks up on this crap

>> No.15311572

>>15311566
Because the human body craves animal products due to their nutritional content so vegans have to make poor limitations to satisfy their cravings.

>> No.15311718

>>15311374
Read about what osmosis, hypoosmotic and hyperosmotic solution is, dumbass.
I swear, this the most stupid of all boards

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>>15309530
My vegan sibling absolutely refuses to eat any of the eggs from my comfy pasture raised ducks.

They instead eat JUST which was made in a facility that processes egg.

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>>15311765
That's sad, anon. It goes to show veganism is just another form of an ongoing pursuit of making all aspects of human identity consumable.

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15311796

The feminist vegan mod will b& you if you speak out about P3TA and china trying to ruin our country

>> No.15311816

>>15311788
It's okay. My other sibling who recently went vegetarian said they'd eat my duck eggs.

But honestly, my whole family are a bunch of shitheads and I don't know if I'd trust them to visit my homestead

>> No.15311818

>>15311796
>peta
why would anyone defend an animal cruelty org?
>china
if you buy chink shit ingredients you had it coming.

>> No.15311824

>>15310014
>>15309669
>>15309564
>>15310036
Don't ask how vegans/vegetarians cope. Nobody really knows.

>> No.15311868

>>15309589
you really think you can make whole-foods-momism cool just by restating it in twitter idiom

>> No.15311871

>>15311494
okay steve jobs let me know how the acupuncture works out

>> No.15311896
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15311896

You WILL NOT eat free range eggs
You WILL NOT eat grass fed meat
You WLL NOT drink raw milk
You WLL drink expensive goy sludge
You WILL eat bugs
You WILL support industrial crop farming
You WILL support big agriculture lobbyists
Pesticides and herbicides ARE good for you
Palm oil IS sustainable
THIS IS SCIENCE

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>>15311896
>lefty meme: WORDS WORDS WORDS
>Numalejak meme: YOU WILL WORDS WORDS WORDS
pottery

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15312183

>>15310964
>Karen

>> No.15312223

>>15311339
youre the type of person who would get scared at the Just Egg product.

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15312226

>>15312183
>tourist posting wojak/reddit combo #274932.

>> No.15312237

>>15312226
>t. guy still using karen in december 30, 2020

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>>15312237
I don't think a guy regurgitating a 10 year old "stolen" meme has much of a high ground in this conversation.

>> No.15312356

>>15309530
This stuff smells like garlic and piss.
You can only use it for scramble and omelette.
Don't like garlic/onion in your egg? Want to bake with it? Too fucking bad.

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15312583

>>15312261
>I don't think
don't care, shove it up your ass

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>>15312583
>can't take the banter

>> No.15312809

>>15310791
cans.wav

>> No.15312833

>>15311991
>>15312226
>>15312261
Holy autism

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15312841

>>15312809

>> No.15312854

>>15312833
he's right you know

>> No.15312863

>>15312809
Holy kek my sides

>> No.15312866

>>15312800
lmao you were trying to banter?

>>15312854
>t. him

>> No.15312920

>>15312866
you're very clearly upset, friendo :^)

>> No.15312965

>>15311765
Hold him down and spit in his mouth anon

>> No.15313003

>>15312965
gross. No

>> No.15313191

>>15313003
Do it anon its her own good

>> No.15313197

>>15313191
they live in bongland

>> No.15313349

>>15309530
It's suppose to be a plant-based egg so I don't understand the upheaval on here, you guys read the package? seems ok to me

>> No.15313357

>>15309579
LMAO

>> No.15313371

>>15313357
GHAHAHAHA LAUGHING U ASS OFF ARENT WE NOW? ROLL ON THE CARPET BRO WOOOOO hoohhho ihihihhih ahahah funny!! my sides are VIOLENTLY travelling into OUTER SPACE (not on this earth anymore) THIS IS AN INDICATION of HOW FUNNY that is bro WOooHooho Aaaaa

>> No.15313411

And in the same breath they tell you how horrible processed food is for you.

>> No.15313431

>>15312809
Oh god, how long has it been?

>> No.15314234

>this entire thread
JUST

>> No.15314236

>>15310453
No the nice thing to do for chickens is Genocide them. See how vegan logic works?

>> No.15314274

>>15312809
What is this?

>> No.15314319

>>15310839
>>15310955
retards kys

>> No.15314423
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I went to college with this girl she was a total thot lol

>> No.15314493

>>15314423
>I went to college with this girl
>pic has 2 girls
Are you lost botbro?

>> No.15314506

>>15310839
>>15310872
I don't disagree with anything you're saying and yet I can still tell you're insufferable

>> No.15314669

>>15314493
One has a penus

>> No.15314735

>>15314493
Other girl is her sister, retard

>> No.15314788

>>15313371
jesus christ, calm your faggot vegan ass down.

>> No.15314830

>>15309530
Honestly it should be illegal to advertise like this. Calling it "Just Egg" and then putting NO egg in it is blatant false advertising and should be punished, especially since you CAN buy cartons of egg whites or yolks.

>> No.15314843

>>15314830
The thing says it's made from plants (not from chickens) and that it's plant-based scramble right on the front, and the back confirms this.

>> No.15314901

>>15314843
(made from Poison)
NOT POISON
(this is literally made from poison)

>> No.15314961

>>15309589
>sciency chemical-sounding ingredient
God, what a fag. I bet he (rightfully) got bullied in school.

>> No.15315034

>>15310446
because they crave animal products and instead of just eating animals they concoct chemical cocktails to make themselves feel better about their malnutrition

>> No.15315053

I regularly eat vegan. Often for months at a time. It's not hard lmao. I have never and will never understand the market for these fake animal products. Just eat beans and shit yo.

>> No.15315071

>>15315053
For the same reason that artificial sweeteners are so popular among the keto community. People want to be healthier but they don't want to give up their vices completely.

>> No.15315078

>>15315071
>People want to be healthier but they don't want to give up their vices completely.
then eat a burger once every few months
Fucking retarded mate.

>> No.15315093

>>15315078
Some vegetarians do that, but veganism is a cult.

>> No.15315105

>>15315053
;w; beans give me heartburn

>> No.15315123

>>15310645
I'm going to be honest with you, most people don't know what you mean by "chemicals in the food". They don't. If you catch a bunch of ridicule, you'd probably be better off clarifying your stance.

>> No.15315127

>>15315053
People don't want to give up "traditional" food, same reason there is keto bread and shit

>> No.15315130

>>15310695
Your references are three years stale. Amazing.

>> No.15315179

>>15314901
Okay. And? What point do you think you're making?

>> No.15315187

What kind of retard buys this garbage over regular eggs? The ones in the carton are 'just eggs' as well. People create solutions for problems the dont exist, and the low iq demographic think its great.

>> No.15315189

>>15315179
It's not acceptable to label poison that way, so it's not acceptable to label food that way.

>> No.15315193

>>15315127
This. People are just used to eating things like egg and meat that, even when they switch to veganism for whatever reason, they still want to be able to enjoy things like omelettes or burgers. Vegan substitutes exist to cater to that market.

>> No.15315201

>>15315189
It's not acceptable to label poison as poison, and list the ingredients as poison? Why?

>> No.15315217

>>15314901
A better analogy would be if there were a product that was called "MOUSEY CHEESE" and it was rat poison, and above and below the name "MOUSEY CHEESE" it said "(This is rat poison)" and the ingredients listed were rat poison, and there'd be a label saying "not intended for human consumption."
If you would eat MOUSEY CHEESE regardless of all that just blindly on name alone, you're an idiot.

>> No.15315225

>>15315201
It's not acceptable to label poison as "NOT POISON" but then call it poison in fine print.

>> No.15315232

>>15309669
If you eat eggs you aren't a vegetarian by definition.

>> No.15315243

>>15315225
It absolutely is acceptable to list poison as poison. That's not "fine print." That's listed on the front of the product, before the name of the product, and the ingredients are clearly listed. It sounds like you're just angry because you're an idiot who bought something without looking at it, and are now buttmad you have to eat shitty vegan eggs. Lol at you.

>> No.15315255

>>15311718
You fit right in, brainlet.

>> No.15315262

>>15310487
Moral veganism is for retards.

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>>15313371

>> No.15315270

>>15315217
Yes but now add in that they put MOUSEY CHEESE in the cheese section of the store

>> No.15315310

>>15315270
K. Still not going to eat rat poison.

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Ellen says eat JUST. You like Ellen, right?

>> No.15315685

>>15315544
>You like Ellen, right?
Not particularly.

>> No.15315703

>>15315310
Yeah, most people won't. But I'm sure there are plenty of idiots who will just grab and eat whatever is off the shelf without actually looking at the label. Just look at the state of this board.

>> No.15315714

>>15315544
I don't listen to fag boys with bad haircuts

>> No.15315948
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Well, kids like JUST. You like kids, don't you.

>> No.15315956

>>15315948
>You like kids, don't you.
Not particularly.

>> No.15316117

>>15315703
K. Who gives a fuck about idiots like you doing stupid shit like eat JUST Eggs and then crying about how it isn't eggs? Answer: nobody cares, dude. Cry more.

>> No.15316119

Oh yeah. This is going in my next vegan cringe compilation.

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>>15315956
Girls like JUST. You like... no - guess not.

>> No.15316185

>>15309530
>animal product substitute is crap
No surprise here

>> No.15316460

>>15309589
>Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.
You do know that's been going on in the US since the 40s, right?

>> No.15316478

>>15309589
Really?

You're mad at the guy demystifying the names of chemicals but not the reactionary "all natural" shits who overreact out over "chemicals in muh food" ?

>> No.15316489

>>15311194
What pick-up do you drive to work, Derek?

>> No.15316497

>>15311339
I'm guessing you expected everyone with an internet connection to be an extension of your bar buddies.

If you have a degree, I bet you paid someone for your assignments.

>> No.15316516

>>15311896
You're getting mad a product made as a vegan substitute. Don't eat the bottled Vegan egg substitute if you don't want to. No one's forcing you.

>> No.15316522

>>15315544
Is he using the "just" in a cookie recipe?

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>>15309589

>> No.15316701

>>15309530
The name seems like false advertising. Who actually thought this name made sense? Even something like "Just Plants" or "Just Vegan" would have made more sense. If plant based burgers were named "Just Beef", it would be confusing and make no sense. . Mayo isn't even made with "just eggs" anyway.

>>15309589
It's a weird battle. Obviously back in the day no one needed to know the chemicals that made up an egg or a tomato. Yet the problem with foods like this is how man made they are. How's it made? Where do the ingredients come from? How do we know they're not sneaking stuff in? Of course you could say the same for any factory made processed food. If you aren't making it yourself with actual natural ingredients, not "natural" ingredients, you're basically making a leap of faith. Hell, who even knows what happens with the vegetables, fruits, and raw meat we buy.

>> No.15316715

>>15316701
It's not a weird battle, it's just people can't handle the extra information and hate it when things they know can be described as anything other than a name their can pronounce.

If stores gave these chemophobics a bag of potatoes or apples listing all the phytochemicals and compounds that naturally occur in either, they'd swear a lab of cold war scientists funded by big grocer were out to poison our children.

>> No.15317112

>>15316460
Birth control in the US in the '40's was a coat hangar in a back alley, doofus.

>> No.15317190

>>15309530
Eggs are nasty.

>> No.15317192

>>15309589
Not an argument. His tweet is right.

>> No.15317364

It's a weird battle.

>> No.15317376

>>15316715
But why the fuck do we need to list the chemical compounds on the label? The reason we list ingredients makes sense. People have food allergies and intolerances. Not to mention if you listed all the chemical compounds of every ingredient in a processed food item you wouldn't just need a nutrition label, every processed food item would need to include a booklet.

>> No.15317379

>>15309589
based distilled water drinker

>> No.15317380

>>15310427
They should've picked a better name then.

>> No.15317400

>>15310791
He obviously means bad chemicals, not just chemicals in general.

>> No.15317441

This thread has me giggling

>> No.15317447

>>15310014
because I don't give two shits about chickens

I wouldn't even piss on a chicken that was on fire, I'd tell it to quit screwing around and lay some eggs

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>>15317190
I agree that supermarket eggs are p nasty. I can't eat them anymore after getting the real shit.
Supermarket, especially American supermarket eggs are watery and somewhat deluded in flavor. It makes the egg more mucusy. Maybe its due to washing? Maybe it's due to a lack of vitamin D and other nutrients from not being able to forage? But unwashed eggs from my neighbor or my own flock is like day and night. Like you can even see the color difference in the yolk. And this isn't from marigold or feed additives. The chicken who lays these eggs get cheap feed, mostly cracked corn, and then she supplements the rest of her diet via foraging.

>> No.15317479

>>15317112
No. It was called a condom and common sense.

>> No.15317493

>>15317463
The word you're looking for is "diluted", and yes, its basically all down to feed. The bright orange comes from a couple of pigments from certain insects and plant seeds, in the same way that grass-fed milk is creamy, yellowish, off-white, not alabaster white, due to the pigments found in grass. Washing doesn't do much to the quality of the yolk, it just makes them spoil faster, but removes any lawsuit potential for somehow getting chicken detritus into your breakfast and giving you a disease.

>> No.15317504

>>15317400
Except there are no bad chemicals in that Just Egg. I mean, it's going to taste like shit, but it's not poison. It's not going to kill you or make you grow an extra head or lose all your hair or some shit. As others pointed out, he just assumes they're bad chemicals because they have scary sounding names. He's just an uninformed dunce, hence why he got dunked on by multiple anons in this thread.

>> No.15317531

>>15317376
Just Google the fucking compound name if you're so concerned. You idiots act like it's a fucking secret what these things are

>> No.15317546

>>15317463
You have to pay more for good eggs or go to a farmers market. It has always been this way.

>> No.15317674

>>15317379
For me it's rain water charcoal filtered in my back yard.

>> No.15317704

>>15317674
What does charcoal taste like? Are people put off when you offer them water that's grey from charcoal dust?

>> No.15317729

>>15317531
The funny thing is, the person in OP’s image could have easily done that in the same time it took them to take the image and make the tweet.

>> No.15317846

>>15309589
Chemistry illiterates deserve to mocked though

>> No.15317884

>>15317846
You are ugly

>> No.15317937

>>15310827
Did you mail this post in?

>> No.15318280

>>15317546
You are a moron. I pay 2 bucks a dozen for my nice eggs, and sometimes I get eggs for free from this lady.

The trick is to not rot in urban hell

>> No.15318314

90% of the reason people "go vegan" is due to moral superiority. The products they consume are also heavily reliant on this marketing.

>> No.15318368

>>15318314
I have to slightly disagree with you there.

Many people go vegan thinking its better for your health or the environment. When their health goes to shit and you have to face the fact that crop agriculture is also very environmentally damaging, then you desperately cling onto morals until you quit or die.

>> No.15318390

>>15314735
But anon, which girl did you go to college with? And why are you posting about imaginary events on this board. Tell your guy to fix your script, you're lost bro

>> No.15318475

>>15316168
nice try
i don't like jewish girls

>> No.15318541

>>15316168
I like girls, but they have woefully poor judgement and need guidance.

>> No.15318554

What happened to this company anyways? Weren't they supposed to be the next big thing? Seems like they dropped off the face of the earth at one point.

>> No.15318646

>>15310610
>>15310633
"Chemicals" usually means novel chemicals, which are legitimately more risky than the chemicals that made up the environment we evolved in.

>> No.15318692

>JUST
Why name your brand after the concept of being fucked up?

>> No.15318696

>>15309589
OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS! THEY'VE POISONED THEM!

>> No.15318884

>what kind of egg you want f.a.m.

>> No.15318907

>>15318884
The kind that came out of a hen's ripe ass.

>> No.15319107

>>15309579
>from the producers who saw shrek

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>>15309589
>Redditor "I fucking love science!" fags should be sterilized. Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.

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>>15319116
>>Redditor "I fucking love science!" fags should be sterilized. Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.

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>>15319234
>>>Redditor "I fucking love science!" fags should be sterilized. Oh wait they already are from drinking tap water with birth control in it.

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>>15319107
>from the producers who saw shrek

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Aegslet

>> No.15319619

>>15316168
Almost everything girls like is retarded. Girls like pop music and The Office.

>> No.15319629

>>15319619
Im girl and i like whatever the fuck genre Tennger Cavalry is and Primal. Pop music and the office are for tastelets.

>> No.15319641

>>15319629
>Im girl
I see your parents gave their son an unfortunate name.

>> No.15320491

>>15309530
>label says "Made from plants" and "Plant-based scramble" right on it
>ignore both and just look at the brand name and the word "egg"
>have to look at the ingredient label to realize it's not literally a container of eggs

Why are white people so retarded?

>> No.15320630

>>15310653
Kek

>> No.15320841

>>15320491
the problem is with the fact the product and brand are "Just Egg"
if that isn't misleading advertisement, I don't know what is
instead of "made from plants" it should say "contains no egg" right up top
speaking of, too much shit says "made from" when we all know that it barely contains any of the thing it is "made from"

>> No.15320932

>>15320841
of course it is misleading advertisement, they want to make more sales

>> No.15320941

>>15320932
Yes, and that's why there are laws against it. I'd imagine a company would include "contains no sawdust!" when it, in fact, contains sawdust, because they want to make more sales. Generally, such things are not allowed.

>> No.15320950

>>15320941
it says made from plants on the bottle so they are not breaking any laws