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Post stupid unutaskers

>> No.15334830
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>> No.15334930

>>15334830
I'm gonna contest this one, that's actually a really useful tool for the elderly and infirm

>> No.15334935

This is unironically the best thread on /ck/ good job OP

>> No.15334942

>>15334817
You eat pizza with a knife and a fork.

>> No.15334943

>>15334930
Thought the same thing about electric salt and pepper grinders until someone brought that up. But if I was ever at someone's place and they had that kind of garbage for no justifiable reason, I would shit under their bathroom sink.

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>>15334817
my friend got me one of these as a christmas gag gift and I refuse to use it on principle

>> No.15334949

>>15334830
>differential geometry
>just to make a self-righting gallon jug holder
kinda based ngl

>> No.15334958

>>15334943
Yeah it’s like people who avoid gluten but don’t have celiac disease

>> No.15334965
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KitchenAid UltraThot 3000

>> No.15334973

>>15334943
seems a little extreme, i think an upper decker would be better

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Not sure if pic related counts since it does make a good batch of popcorn. The theme is cringe tho and it takes up counter space. It will never be on par as a fryer sitting on the counter

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>>15334817
bro what if we made a bottle opener but 1000000* the price and you can only use it in a single room

>> No.15335030

>>15334986
>counter space
That's a stand-alone unit meant to be put in your home theatre room, not your kitchen.

>> No.15335041

>>15335030
Yeah that’s my bad pic wise but they do make ones with just the popper and you can take the ones with the stands off the stand

>> No.15335042

>>15335016
>being poor and not having a man cave
btw you'll never be a woman

>> No.15335044

>>15334965
she looks 1 step away from being a heroine junky

>> No.15335054

>>15335042
>man cave
>and here is the spot I get to hang out in while my wife has her boyfriend over

>> No.15335059
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>>15335042
>man cave

>> No.15335063

>>15335042
Why would a female tranny want a man cave?

>> No.15335078

>>15334830
>>15334943
if you cant grind pepper or pour juice because of infirmness; you deserve to die. Darwinism.

>> No.15335082

>>15335042
>man cave

flyover detected

>> No.15335084

>>15335030
You misunderstand, that machine is usually sold as a very tiny replica that makes popcorn on countertops. That thing is smaller than a coffeemaker.

>> No.15335097

>>15335063
A tranny man cave is the area where their ball and cock used to be post surgery.

>> No.15335101

>>15335082
t. human sardine in a shoebox apartment

>> No.15335121

>>15335097
Can you talk about anything without mentioning trannies? You seem kind of obsessed, this is a cooking board.

>> No.15335126

>>15335121
Can’t really blame him with how heavily it’s pushed in the media

>> No.15335136

>>15335121
I'd rather call you a tranny than a homosexual. That seems more appropriate but a bit more harsh.

>> No.15335139

>>15335078
>t. no one loves me
You do you.

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>>15335030

>> No.15335155

>this whole thread
not gonna lie, it wreaks of poverty in here.

>> No.15335156

>>15335042
Ah yes, the "my wife forces me to limit all my hobbies to a single room."

>> No.15335176

>>15335016
I'm of the opinion that if you can't figure out how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener then you're too drunk to have another one.
And I'm european. Ain't no twist-off caps in these bottles.

>> No.15335184

>>15335016
most of these are under $20 and you can make your own for next to nothing. there are way more expensive waiters corkscrews meanwhile you can just get one for free from events and shit

>> No.15335187

>>15335126
9 out of 10 times I see something related to trans, is a comment from an annon...

>> No.15335209

>>15335187
Yeah but it’s only cause how trendy it is so naturally it’s trendy to hate it too

>> No.15335235

>>15335078
omg le harsh man so crude epin toughs dude

>> No.15335241

>>15335209
>muh safe space

>> No.15335267

>>15335241
What are you even talking about?

>> No.15335288

>>15335267
his safe space, I think

>> No.15335297

>>15335288
Ah it’s just he was green texting and safe space basically means echo chamber which both left/right have.

>> No.15335306

>>15335297
>green
It's actually yellow

>> No.15335339

>>15335306
Huh yeah but I’m not colorblind do it’s green.

>> No.15335346

>>15335339
Not colorblind but you obviously suck at grammer and spelling.

>> No.15335347

>>15335306
Huh yeah but I’m not colorblind so it’s green.

>> No.15335355

>>15335346
Like you do at life

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>>15335306

>> No.15335392

>>15334965
Hi I’m a recent migrant from /pol/. I’m not allowed to go there because I called George Floyd the N word in public. What’s wrong with kitchen aids, I like them.

>> No.15335500

>>15334943
FUCK those non-electric ones with just a shitty little knob too, it ought to have a crank, levers fucking exist for a reason.

>>15335042
the concept of a "man cave" is a communist subversion from American sitcoms that frame the man as a milquetoast who only does things with his wife's permission and would be lost without her. A healthy marriage does not require "man caves" because you share space like equal adults in a partnership instead of having it become a Freudian bastardization of the healthy parent/child relationship you never had with your mother.

>> No.15335575

>>15335042
>man cave
>theres a whole house but im relegated to one room by my wife because im a bitch

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>>15335042
>man cave
the house?

>> No.15335741

>>15335016
use a lighter.

>> No.15335761

>>15335392
70% of us are Jewish on this board friend

>> No.15335828

>>15335042
Ah yes the room where you have to jerk off while your wife has her boyfriend over

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>>15335500
>FUCK those non-electric ones with just a shitty little knob too, it ought to have a crank, levers fucking exist for a reason
based I love my little nigga here

>> No.15336000

>>15334945
I would insist on using it based on principle

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>>15335042

>> No.15336043

>>15336024
Your meme game is AIDS. Go die from it.

>> No.15336076

>>15335593
$300 heater so Amerimutts can eat more red meat.

>> No.15336094

Pasta scissors are an actual thing in korea. At a korean restaurant they will cut your chapchae for you with pasta scissors. Why can't italians into pasts scissros. They are so helpful.

>> No.15336386

>>15335241
For tranny faggots like U

>> No.15336512

>>15335042
What a fucking faggot

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>>15336076
The ketchup comes pre-packaged with the meat.

>> No.15336574

>>15334945
Does your Friend think you're retarded?

>> No.15336590

>>15335059
100% you're jobless and live with your parents

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Hey guys can we just keep posting dumb kitchen gadgets?

>> No.15337020

>>15335761
But jews have no culinary culture

>> No.15337062

>>15336986
isnt that for hairwashing so you dont get poo in your eyes?

>> No.15337081

>>15335392
I told my wife's boyfriend that he should have been george floyd.

>> No.15337090

>>15335016
I have one of these in every room, aside each door.

>> No.15337099

>>15335078
a fat 16y old posted this

>> No.15337103

>>15335392
shoo go away

>> No.15337106

>>15335016
ive only ever seen these outside of convince stores in mexico

>> No.15337110

>>15335042
>>15336024
pffffhahahhaha you cant make this shit up

>> No.15337116

>>15334817
Do they make a left handed version?

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>>15335082
>t. New Yorker posting from his hive

>> No.15337125

>>15335500
what do you think "communist" means anon

>> No.15337138

>>15337103
Lmfao you couldnt help it could you tranny

>> No.15337142

>>15337020
They have flat bread

>> No.15337143

>>15337138
huh?

>> No.15337149

>>15337125
Oh geez, not him but let’s here it. Let us know your fancy definition of “true communism which has never been tried”.

>> No.15337158

>>15337149
lmao shut the fuck up retard im not talking to you. i was just wondering how retarded one can be to call 90s american sitcoms "communist"

>> No.15337171

>>15334817
That's not stupid, that's genius

>> No.15337180

>>15336043
>your meme game
back to soyddit kiddo

>> No.15337215

>>15334830
>crack
>glug glug glug all over the table

>> No.15337221 [DELETED] 

>>15335078
post your bmi

>> No.15337224
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>>15334930
I'm actually going to contest your contest.
You have to lift it to get it into that and either;
Have that setup in your fridge being cold
Have that setup out of your fridge being room temp

Either way an old person would need to load it themselves to begin with, unloading and tilting obviously aren't a problem.
There are better products for accessibility out there.

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My mom gave me a retarded Stelton "Slice and Serve" pizza cutter, because, I quote, "you like pizza so much".

>> No.15337279

>>15337247
You don't deserve her.

>> No.15337319

>>15337247
But you do like pizza alot?

>> No.15337362

>>15335392
are you banned from there, or did /pol/ amplify your autism that you couldn't regulate your own speech in public?

>> No.15337366

>>15335741
you do that too often, you'll have a small explosion in your face

>> No.15337373

>>15335593
Can someone explain to me how souvee doesn't release the chemicals from the plastic into the food?

>> No.15337378

>>15335184
the waiters churchkey is the size of a swiss army knife
they cost at most $20
nearly every single bartender in the country uses a churchkey, even for twistoffs

>> No.15337391

>>15337158
I think he's referring to the idea that feminism, etc (which can be seen in the shift of sitcoms to paint men as bumbling idiots), were communist subversion tactics to undermine American values, to work around the fact that they couldn't win a physical war, so they instead fought a cultural war.

>> No.15337394

>>15337117
that's so incredibly depressing

>> No.15337405

>>15337373
you don't use cheap plastic bags

>> No.15337429

>>15337224
This looks kind of nice but its convenience doesn't justify having to clean it every week.

>> No.15337498

>>15335372
sucks io de you??

>> No.15337621

>>15335078
when someone too old to turn a pepper mill, who either has long since reproduced already, (or hasn't regardless of the pepper issue) dies, then that has no influence on evolution or survival of the fittest. I bet you think fit means strong.

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>> No.15337652

>>15337247
Seems like that would be handy for things other than pizza though

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>> No.15337666

>>15337628
if you need to bring a banana in any sort of bag or pack I can vouch for this.

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>> No.15337669

>>15335078
I wonder what you'll think of your edgy teen self's opinions once you're old and sick lol

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>> No.15337681

>>15337498
I have some bad news for you

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>> No.15337686

>>15337682
No, not my wiener.

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>> No.15337708

>>15337691
>26.99
I'm pretty sure swimming goggles will do a better job for a cheaper price

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>> No.15337721

>>15337664
Why would you peel asparagus?

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>> No.15337731

>>15337668
>>15337709
>>15337726
These are all pretty based, though.

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Juicero™
a 400$ machine that squeezes juice out of packets
it doesn't make juice, you have to buy the overpriced juice packets and put them in there (squeezing them by hand does the same thing, or you could just buy normal juice in a carton / bottle)

thankfully it failed to rich its startup goal

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>> No.15337738

>>15337735
Don't forget it was an internet of shit device that wouldn't work without an internet connection.

>> No.15337740

>>15337708
You can also get some cheap chem lab goggles, and not look ridiculous.

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>> No.15337748

>>15337741
is it supposed to look like a grenade

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>> No.15337755

>>15337741
This actually just makes more sense than the normal kind. It reminds me of those batter dispensers they have at diners for making pancakes quickly.

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>> No.15337762

>>15337373
it does. lol. that's why everyone you see using them looks like a soy goy

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>> No.15337771

>>15337741
I actually kind of like this one.

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>> No.15337786

>>15337735
>>15337738
Also the guy who founded it changed his con to selling "raw water" after it failed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-Ye8SP708

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fin

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>>15337758
Acceptable

>> No.15337795

>>15337682
Trains Wrights

>> No.15337820

>>15337682
But will it work on Abdul Kareem Jamal's wiener?

>> No.15337932

>>15337740
>not using a gas mask
its like you dont cook russian cusine

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>>15337498
>He's colorblind

>> No.15337988

>>15334986
God, i thought it would be cool to have one of these, but then i dscovered the joys of stovetop popcorn

>> No.15337995

>>15335042
Where I come from, the man cave is called the anus.

>> No.15338006

>>15337247
If it was a longer one that would be cool, like the ones pizza men use

>> No.15338052

>>15337681
>>15337951
not him but that T its barely distinguible

>> No.15338058

>>15338052
I have some bad news for you as well

>> No.15338062

>>15335078
I love when some unloved genetical dead end talks about darwinism, not realizing edgy virgins like him would be the first to die if we werent a social species

>> No.15338071

>>15337062
how do you get poo in your eyes while hairwashing

>> No.15338086

>>15335392
lol
haha got you. i did not actually lol. that shit was not funny, it was what the /v/irgins call 'cringe'.

>> No.15338157

>>15337709
I have the chicken one in red. I clipped it on my microwave for decoration and have never used it for its intended purpose.

>> No.15338178

>>15337142
contrasts their broads

>> No.15338190

>>15337247
what a nice gift, why are you so ungrateful? jk fuck your mum what a dumbass

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>>15335042
>>15335054
>>15335059

>Man cave

>> No.15338278

>>15337721
You don't really need to for green asparagus, but white asparagus tends to have a woodier outer coating that often needs to be removed. Don't ask me why they're showing it with green asparagus though.

>> No.15338280

>>15337117
Imagine living as an adult and paying thousands to have a dorm room.

>> No.15338294

>>15335042
Oh no bro.
This isn't the W you think it is.

>> No.15338305

>>15337709
Not knowing almost every pot and pan has a hole in thr handle designed to hold a utensil.

>> No.15338319

>>15337623
For some reason this one sparked anger in me

>> No.15338326

>>15337623
you can pretend your hand is a dinosaur with this

>> No.15338337

>>15335082
The funny part of this is he's making fun of the guy for being able to lease property from the government instead of Moshe Goldberg, and not the fact that the guy is forced into an indoor cuckshed.

>> No.15338338

>>15337498
you can't fly jets if you're colorblind

>> No.15338339

>>15334943
My Dad has been losing strength in his hands in the last few years, I bought them a set for Christmas and they love them.

>> No.15338342

>>15334958
One potential side effect of T2 diabetes meds is gluten sensitivity that looks like Celiacs.

>> No.15338369

>>15337373
The plastics used in the correct bags (vacuum seal or freezer-grade) don't leech at the temps. Don't re-use, but it';s fine single-use.

>> No.15338383

>>15337735
Looks like a Blacked Raw thumbnail

>> No.15338397

>>15338278
why are they showing it with green asparagus though?

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>>15335042
>man cave
The whole house is my man cave faggot.

>>15335082
pic related

>> No.15338426

>>15337735
On the other hand, while yes, everything about it was stupid, you can understand the pricing when you see how ludicrously overengineered it is.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/25/15419124/juicero-teardown-reveals-surprisingly-complicated-juicer

>> No.15338439
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15338439

>>15338426
>posting the verge instead of AvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>> No.15338633

>>15337362
In public at a family gathering. Girlfriend left me. Haven’t had a drink since then. Quit a bunch of shit that was detrimental to my life desu including /pol/. Getting fit again etc. I’ve banned every board except ck and o cos there chill.

>> No.15338685

>>15338305
prove it. seems like bs

>> No.15338728

>>15335392
allowed to go where

>> No.15338776
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15338776

Stand back as I halt the thread with what is unquestionably the most unnecessary kitchen gadget ever to exist.

>> No.15338788

>>15337778
can people really not pop a can?

>> No.15338809

>>15337373
Why would it? When you cook meat in a pan, are you worried the pan releases chemicals from the pan into your food?

>> No.15338812
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15338812

>>15338071
CRINGE

>> No.15338823

>>15337932
>not using a hazmat suit
bro do you want to get chemical burns?

>> No.15338828
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15338828

>>15338776
99% of these things are just get-rich quick schemes by Indian design students. Most of them don't even make it to market without being complete shovelled crap like that origami measuring cup.

>> No.15338836

>>15338828
I'm still not convinced SMALT isn't a joke.

>> No.15338844

>>15338788
go look up what arthritis is real quick

>> No.15338985

>>15337735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
Obligatory video when Juicero is mentioned

>> No.15339109

>>15337635
What's wrong with this one? It honestly looks very helpful
t. no knife skills

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>>15338397

>> No.15339215

>>15337764
you sexist pig

>> No.15339527

>>15335042
And here another /pol/tard outs himselfbas a redditor. Don't you have a star wars lego set to build?

>> No.15339543

>>15337774
Precarious af

>> No.15339582

>>15338828
>People paid an average of $200 for this
An asteroid needs to wipe out this hell hole

>> No.15339607

>>15337247
I use a Chinese cleaver for that. Works very well.

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>>15334817

>> No.15339631
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>>15337785
Fuck off the egg cuber is based

>> No.15339635
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15339635

>>15337651
W-what the actual fuck?

>> No.15339636

>>15338836
>>15339582
According to the indiegogo page, it's been stuck in the "design phase" for over a year. These guys just crap out a fancy promotional video and run off with the money most of the time. I wouldn't be surprised if money-laundering is involved here.

>> No.15339638

>>15338809
lol yes that why noone uses lead pans

>> No.15339684

>>15337792
triggered my trippyphobia

>> No.15339694
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15339694

>>15337737
I had a kiwi knife in my lunchbox when I was a lad.
They'd probably expel a kid for that now.

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>>15339635
cutting your hotdogs into octopuses is popular in japan for some reason

>> No.15339778

>>15337721
For the same reason you peel broccoli stems.

>> No.15339942

>>15337741
Big brain design.

>> No.15339961
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>>15338398
jobs in countryside:
>dig hole
>inhale coal dust
>make $25 an hour, $50 if lucky
>die at 45

jobs in city:
>sit at desk
>microwave my stinky ethnic food
>pull 6 figures easy, more with a good resume
>live into your 80s

gee, wonder why people are fleeing flyover country

>> No.15340003

>>15337698
how is it a unitasker if it does 3 different things

>> No.15340044

>>15339961
>be engineering
>make the same money anywhere
I've lived in suburban California, NYC, trying to be rural next so I can try it all.

>> No.15340091

>>15338788
Not really because of my long fingernails. My boyfriend like them, with pretty colors and glitter

>> No.15340092

>>15335078
no, you don't understand darwinism at all you fool

>> No.15340144

>>15339961
>work fulfilling manual labour job where the fruits of your labour are evident
vs
>work soul-crushing bureaucratic nightmare where you curse your existence and spite your equals

I mean, either way, you end up burnt out as a human being.

>> No.15340156
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15340156

>>15337623
I will admit I chuckled out loud, but this is actually a dishrack you straddle over the basin divider in your sink, the holes are for dishwashing water runoff.

>>15338326
Yes

>> No.15340168

>>15337709
Why not just laying it across the top..?

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>>15337721
When you buy fresh asparagus, it is not always optimally fresh, and so the cellulose conversion will have progressed more than one would like. In those cases (fairly common) you would peel a very thin layer off of the stem to avoid a woody layer of cellulose. In pick you can see roughly how most plants' different structural compounds are organized. In Asparagus, the cpnversion of other sugars to cellulose starts as soon as a few minutes aftee harvesting, which is why it's better to buy frozen asparagus over fresh ones unless you can get them the same day as they've been harvested. Frozen asparagus is generally frozen with one or two hours from harvesting.

>> No.15340193

>>15337717
Aline cook's training wheel. Not to bad to build confidence with for a week or two.

>> No.15340200

>>15337768
lice comb

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15340201

>>15337768
Wow

>> No.15340211

>>15339745
How'd you make the mouths..?

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>>15339694
We had these deadly weapons. Growing up in such a dangerous environment though has made me so hard I just eat the skin.

>> No.15340233

>>15337746
damn that wins

>> No.15340250

>>15340229
Kiwi skin is delicious. I have no idea why it's considered "weird" to eat it like an apple

>> No.15340256

>>15340250
I don't like the feeling of the fuzz on it.

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15340272

>>15338369
>>15337373
>>15337405
They all do.

“Almost all plastics leach endocrine disrupting chemicals, BPA-free onces partly even more”
>Results: Almost all commercially available plastic products we sampled—independent of the type of resin, product, or retail source—leached chemicals having reliably detectable EA, including those advertised as BPA free. In some cases, BPA-free products released chemicals having more EA than did BPA-containing products.
>Conclusions: Many plastic products are mischaracterized as being EA free if extracted with only one solvent and not exposed to common-use stresses. However, we can identify existing compounds, or have developed, monomers, additives, or processing agents that have no detectable EA and have similar costs. Hence, our data suggest that EA-free plastic products exposed to common-use stresses and extracted by saline and ethanol solvents could be cost-effectively made on a commercial scale and thereby eliminate a potential health risk posed by most currently available plastic products that leach chemicals having EA into food products.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/

>>15338809
Yes.

“Non-stick kitchen utensils reduce T, penis length, semen quality and testicular size”
>We found that increased levels of PFCs in plasma and seminal fluid positively correlate with circulating testosterone (T) and with a reduction of semen quality, testicular volume, penile length, and anogenital distance. Experimental evidence points toward an antagonistic action of perfluorooctanoic acid on the binding of T to androgen receptor (AR) in a gene reporter assay, a competition assay on an AR-coated surface plasmon resonance chip, and an AR nuclear translocation assay.
https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/104/4/1259/5158211

>> No.15340460

>>15337750
seems like you couldn't even use this to seperate the yolk like when you crack an egg with your hands
beyond useless

>> No.15340479

>>15338339
>Your dad is so weak he can't grind salt anymore.
That's sad anon

>> No.15340487

>>15339961
You wont live to 80 in the sedentary, stressfull, polluted enviroment of the city. And thats assuming Tyrese doesn't cap you for your iPhone.

>> No.15340493

>>15339631
>"makes a square egg"
I love how no-nonsense this marketing description is

>> No.15340515

>>15337628
>Bananer not perfect bananer shape
>Sorry kid

>> No.15340541

>>15339631
Alton Brown tried this once. The results were unimpressive.

>> No.15340542

>>15335016
anon these are like 10 dollars and can be useful. I have one over my trashcan on my fridge, it's just easier to have it on the wall right there and the cap fall into the bin than anything

>> No.15340594

>>15337628
I actually got something like this for free once
idk if I ever used it

>> No.15340668

>>15340250
It's nice and tart but after one fruit, I get a little bit of an itch to cough.

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>>15340272

>> No.15340673
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>>15340493
Yeah, that got me chuckling as well.

>> No.15340681

>>15337117
>wake up
>bonk your head on the ceiling

That shit would drive me insane.

>> No.15340704

>>15337768
My family has had one of these in the kitchen counter for many decades. No one knows what it's for and we've moved many times with it. What a bullshit tool though.

>> No.15340762

>>15338809
i would be if my pan was made out of plastic

>> No.15340792

>>15339961
>make $25 an hour, $50 if lucky
thats a lot of money for an easy job\
>die at 45
rural areas in developed countries have higher life expectancy

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>> No.15341293

>>15340479
at least hes not a virgin like you

>> No.15341297

>>15340272
>Exaggerating the results of the studies

>> No.15341305

>>15334817
I would legit use this.

>> No.15341339
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15341339

>>15341297
>copium overdosing

“PFC (Teflon) leads to fertility problems”
>Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCB) and perfluorinated compounds (PFC) (commonl known as Teflon) are chemicals that only break down naturally to a very small degree and therefore have a strong tendency to accumulate in the environment. While PCBs are known to be environmental pollutants and have not been legally produced since the 1970s, the use of many PFC variants is rapidly increasing in products such as water-resistant clothing and coatings in saucepans and frying pans.
>Marianne Kraugerud's thesis shows the effects of PCB 118 and PCB 153, which are two separate PCB variants with different chemical characteristics. In lambs exposed to these substances while in the womb and via their mother's milk, effects were demonstrated both on the formation of egg cells in the ovaries and on the hormones that control the function of the ovaries in female lambs. Kraugerud also found that sheep foetuses that had been exposed to these PCB variants while in the womb had a diminished ability to produce the vital hormone cortisol.
>Through laboratory cell cultures, Kraugerud demonstrated that both PCB and PFC can directly affect the production of steroid hormones. Steroid hormones, including for example oestrogen, testosterone and cortisol, are necessary for maintaining the capacity to reproduce, normal development and normal bodily functions in humans and animals.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/07/100701081857.htm

>> No.15341375

>>15341339
That still has nothing to do with a single-use freezer bag being warmed below risk levels for leeching.

>> No.15341474

>>15341375
You do know that endocrine disruptors do not need heat to leech out? Fat will do just fine. Or sun exposure. Or scratching. Or food acids. Or it just being an ED which just leech no matter what. Plus heating means any warming at all. Putting it in a
70°C water for a couple hours? It is leeching.

Same goes for canned food. Officially made out of non leeching plastics, yet all leech to a degree where teens get gyno when they consume canned food regularly. If you blindly believe manufacturers claims of safety you are beyond retarded. I get it, you want to use your fancy trash bags but it's not worth your health. So stop coping.

PS: PFOAs are a perfect example of why nobody should believe such silly claims, when all available day is showing that it's absolutely unhealthy. So very much relevant.

>> No.15341519

>>15341474
>Still grandly over exaggerating the risks because r/theredpill told him these things

>> No.15341547

>>15338383
mentally ill cuck freak

>> No.15341592

>>15337224
Loading/unloading the device probably isn't that hard though, but pouring a controlled stream from a full gallon definitely is. I remember as a small child being able to hoist a gallon of milk around really easily, but gently controlling the angle of tilt and getting the liquid into the glass was way more difficult.

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>>15341519
>everything which doesn't suit my ideology comes unchecked from pleebit or affiliated sources
Imagine the degree of cope to sugarcoat cooking trash bags. Lmao at your life.

>> No.15341647

>>15341644
>frogposter
shitty opinion discarded

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15341667

>>15341647
>every argument fails
>has to rely on added image of a painted frog to not accept reality

>> No.15341686

>>15336000
Checked and deeply based

>> No.15341696

>>15339961
>6 figures easy
Delusional ebt-fag.
In the city you make 4% more for 35% higher cost of living. The rate of making the top 10% of wages is the same as the countryside.
Everyone in a major metropolitan area is either trapped there or retarded and doesn't know any better.

>> No.15341714

>>15339961
>>15341696
Oh, and cities are depressing wages by not even matching inflation because bug people will never be important, regardless of who's in charge.
>bloomberg()/news/articles/2018-10-23/urban-wages-in-the-u-s-are-higher-rural-wages-are-growing-more
>Between 2001 and 2016, wages grew by roughly 50 percent across all counties. Most types of rural counties saw wage growth above the national average, while all types of urban counties had below-average gains. In fact, the smallest and most isolated rural places—small rural counties that are not adjacent to a major metro area—posted the highest wage growth of all, nearly 60 percent.

>> No.15341851

>>15337247
It’s a big ol blade it can cut anything

>> No.15341855

>>15335044
Actually she’s 12 steps away, respect her journey.

>> No.15341860

>>15340187
>he doesn’t exclusively buy freshly picked local asparagus in season from a local farm
Ishygddt

>> No.15341866

>>15340250
Same the skin is bomb

>> No.15341901

>>15336024
Stfu tranny

>> No.15341935

>>15334945
This is amazing. Bring this on a date and you're getting laid.

>> No.15341975

>>15340211
slice of cooked pasta maybe?

>> No.15342107

>>15341855
heh

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>>15337117
>that dangerously low safety railing

>> No.15342162

>>15337664
This is so irrational and raises so many questions and yet I have no words

>> No.15342166
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15342166

>>15337117
>roll a bit
>die

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>> No.15342179

>>15342173
Already posted, retard

>> No.15342181

>>15337778
Do places even sell pop-tab cans anymore? I grew up on stories of people slicing their feet on them in the creeks and rivers, and haven't seen them personally.

>> No.15342239

>>15342181
No. Nevermind foot cutting, they were an environmental disaster.

>> No.15342251

>>15339961
Bait post

>> No.15342379

>>15338633
America is a fucking joke lol

>> No.15342475

>>15337737
all kiwi implements are based

>> No.15342523

>>15337741
this is cute actually

>>15337792
it looks cool even if its one use

>>15338058
the line for the t is made of 3 total dots im using a red light filter its hard to see

>>15340168
makes it drip on other things, wasteful

>>15338788
soda cans are okay but other cans are harder
>>15337778
i just use a fork

>> No.15342557

>>15338985

I'm not even an engineering type and I loved that video.

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>>15337764
>Product for cleavers
>ORGANBOO

>> No.15342609

>>15335042
but based biden will make sure that YOU will at the mandatory antifa estrogen camps! :^)

>> No.15342666

>>15335084
have you ever had popcorn?
you can literally see the size of the kernels in the container. that thing goes on the floor.

>> No.15342683

>>15337247
it's hard to think of presents for your children once they get past a certain age.

>> No.15342833
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>>15335042
>mancave

>> No.15342871

>>15335392
Based anon I too don't see any problem with kitchen aids.

>> No.15342911

>>15337737
>>15337732
Do people really not just eat the whole kiwi?

>> No.15342920

>>15342911
that's what I'm saying, dude. Imagine buying a fruit and throwing away half of it

>> No.15342923

>>15340479
Yeah, no one tells you that the worst part of growing up is watching your parents grow older and more decrepit in front of your eyes.

>> No.15343185

>>15342166
Anon, how often have you fallen out of bed? That's really only a problem children have.

>> No.15343189

>>15340211
>>15341975
Looks like ditalini.

>> No.15343207

>>15341592
Well that would probably be the same problem an old person has, less dexterity/grip/wrist strength to turn the weight and control.

>> No.15343241

>>15338326
Yes

>> No.15343263

>>15337741
Do you get shit everywhere when you set it down?

>> No.15343386

>>15337125
he's definitely using a buzzword to imply there are communistic conspiracies in American society hellbent on dividing the home and family even further

which I think is dumb. the truth is most people don't think deeply about their relationship before they get married and thus end up tied to someone they hate so they have to create their own space for privacy and control. it appeals to modern men because modern women hate it when men have fun and modern men like to put their toys on shelves to show off to their "friends".

>> No.15343470

>>15337751
That's actually quite useful, you can descale a fish a lot faster than with just a knife

>> No.15343482

>>15340272
Use silicon bags

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>> No.15343964
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15343964

>>15342179

>> No.15344006

>>15335042
>man cave
Is this what poor people fantasize about? Bitch, I own an entire house.

>> No.15344095

>>15335593
how the fuck is it a unitasker?

>> No.15344129

>>15337657
Huh??
What is this?

>> No.15344134

>>15339745
why everything those red button nip monkeys eat has to look like an alien

>> No.15344147

>>15339136
>>15339136
>spun it good

>> No.15344189

>>15344006
In the south every redneck that can scrape enough money together for a (((down payment))) on a single wide or if he's really flush a double wide, builds a shack out back for a man cave with electricity provided by running an extension chord to it from his trailer and running water from a garden hose hooked to an outdoor spigot.

>> No.15344198

>>15344189
Dope

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15344225

>>15334945
I was given one of these as a christmas gift as a kid. I used it a few times for the novelty of it but it is exactly as useless as one would expect.

>> No.15344278

Why is /ck/ so endlessly butthurt by rice cookers? Have sex.

>> No.15344305
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15344305

>>15335042
>mancave
Do Americans really live like this?

>> No.15344312

>>15338071
the shampoo

>> No.15344314

>>15344095
One of the defining things about 4chins is that some people are here solely for the purpose of shitting on things, especially if they're nice things.

>> No.15344317

>>15344278
The delusional idea that cooking rice on a stove is a test of your skill.

>> No.15344319

>>15340681
>wake up
>immediately rise out of bed like a fucking vampire

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>>15344319
>any year
>not being a vampire
ishiggidoo

>> No.15344376

>>15344129
it's an ice cream squarer

>> No.15344379

shut the fuck up about man caves you faggy virtue signaling incels
threads going down now bye

>> No.15344386

>>15342920
kek

>> No.15344392

>>15343951
That hand is scary looking

>> No.15344416

>>15337764
this wins. just slam the knife down like a big boy only sissy bitches pound on the back

>> No.15344431

>>15339631
>b e c o m e s square

>> No.15344447

>>15340487
>iphone $1000
>android $400
>hi-point $100
for half the price I can get a robbery deturrant and a gun

>> No.15344510

>>15338776
>light up bluetooth speaker $11.99
>salt shaker $1.60
doesn't even come with a pepper shakers ffs

also
>the white man introduces shitty technology to the african, then calls him ungrateful

>> No.15344532

>>15344225
well duh, that's a serving fork not an eating fork

>> No.15344912

>>15340272
every time you cook small amount of chemicals leach into your food, if you sample the air you breathe you will find small amounts of poisnous chemicals, not mentioning the bacteria, viruses around you and on your skin right at this moment

>> No.15345068

>>15337628
So stupid.. What the fuck are you supposed to do with bananas that bend the opposite way? Fucking cut them into slices to make them fit or just throw those away?

>> No.15345271
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>>15345068
>>15345068
Turn it around anon

>> No.15345351
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15345351

>>15345271

>> No.15345466

>>15337698
these are pretty decent if you have to process a lot of avocado

>> No.15345786

>>15344431
What are you quoting

>> No.15346098

>>15334945
Made to civilize people who eat long pasta with a knife
The next step is a normal, adult fork

>> No.15346529

>>15343482
While there is no data in ngative health effects of silicone, the fact that all plastics and other synthetics leech out makes me to susspicious of silicon as well.

>>15344912
Nah, not everytime I cook. I'm using stainless steel which only leeches when combined with acidic foods and even than only tuff which our body actually needs. I also do not buy new furniture made with synthetics which leech volatile organic compounds or at least let them air out for a couple weeks, plus venting multiple times a day makes their problem fully go away. Also do not compare synthetic toxins to bacteria and viruses, which are beneficial to our health (yes, even the deadly kind is beneficial for the population in the long term). Meanwhile there is no health benefit to inhaling formaldehyde, glycol and other air born toxins or consuming PFOAs and EDs through food.

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