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15361098 No.15361098 [Reply] [Original]

>no webm thread
let's start one

>> No.15361113 [DELETED] 

Reminder to post dick pics. Foreskin pics.

>> No.15361118

go fuck yourself

>> No.15361126

Two words:

>> No.15361191 [DELETED] 

ill get my webcam. got a stiffy atm.

>> No.15361211
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Uh huh.

>> No.15361269

80% of the repostability of this webm comes from people being annoyed at the goofing Chad in the beginning

>> No.15361274

That’s not nine inches. Liars.

>> No.15361313


My dick is 9 inches! I am going to tell my wife!

>> No.15361334

They had to call it a pizza cake to sell some shitty 'go 'za in fucking NYC... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.15361363

Some big ass hands

>> No.15361519
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>> No.15361553

>Pizza cake
So it's fucking lasagna

>> No.15362234

Is that Jack?

>> No.15362308
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>> No.15362403
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that's Kay

>> No.15362612


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Why would they not call this a pizza pie? That actually makes me a little angry.

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>> No.15362848

>Polish themed casual dining restaurant
Why didn't I think of this

>> No.15362863
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the fuck

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>> No.15363002

yaoi hands

>> No.15363185

people that eat with their tongue should be beaten

>> No.15363207

I appreciate people who a) actually wait the few seconds necessary to taste something before reacting and then b) react with a measured normal person expression instead of a Wiens-tier exaggeration

>> No.15363214

Pretty low standards on this board not gonna lie

>> No.15363235

It's not even his appearance so much as his demeanor / hairstyle / manner of dress which signal belonging to a trendy urban social caste

>> No.15363236


>> No.15363313
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No, this is Jack.

>> No.15363823

nice and wet

>> No.15364214

that 9 inches bb i swear

>> No.15364224

Why is it that americans can't get enough of this kind of shit

>> No.15364231

honestly not too bad other than string beans

>> No.15364240

the person doing the captions is probably just too stupid to tell their rise vs run

>> No.15365176

What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese

>> No.15365470

holy shit pepen in a webm bread

>> No.15365486
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I thought those were chilies.

>> No.15366021

i'm pretty sure those are (canned?) jalepenos with the centers cut out

>> No.15366035

Either that or nopales.

>> No.15366048

What the fuck is this sloppa?

>> No.15366053

ITT: American food gore

>> No.15366332


Yet don't lack the ingredients to make normal food.

>> No.15366339


Mashed potatoes?

>> No.15366427

RIP his right hand.
Feels nostalgic watching him use it.

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>> No.15366932
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the future is now

>> No.15367549

i love gyoza

>> No.15367554

Engineers: no sense of right or wrong.

>> No.15367603

Nice nice nice

>> No.15367612
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nothing a like a fresh scoop of cement straight from the mixer

>> No.15367702

Why is it that every single thing kay does is pure cooking cringe? I can't understand. Even just pouring the strawberries out of the tub was enough to trigger me.

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>> No.15367710

Fatties can't wait to get that next bite.

>> No.15367718

maosikis? i forgot his name

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>> No.15367730

this just reminds me of that office party scene in Mad Men. disaster waiting to happen

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Thanks for the weight loss motivation. This is fucking disgusting. I wouldn't eat this shit and I'm American.

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>> No.15367749

One of these things is not like the other

>> No.15367750

I physically recoiled from my monitor when he pointed that thing at me.

>> No.15367755

Neither is she, it's a German series called Pures Leben.

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>> No.15367776

that'll get your engine running in the morning

>> No.15367778

this is just a mexican soup.Its pretty good sloppa

>> No.15368046

Had me until the chocolate. Like I was iffy about the wieners, but chocolate was too far.

>> No.15368065
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That's a chilli, this is a soup.

>> No.15368130

It's the steady diet of mince and marge, since dogs can have a bit of mince and Lee can't have cheese and doesn't like butter, though lard is an okay substitute.

>> No.15368215 [DELETED] 

I don't understand how this man is still alive

>> No.15368231

I'd love to eat these every day until I die (not american).

>> No.15368660

can we crowdfund an orthodontist to fix my boys spit swallowing problem?

>> No.15368675

>It's Jack
It all makes sense

>> No.15368678

lmafao so funny :)

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>oh tee hee, this recipe calls for an entire can of hotdogs but I'll just eat one raw right now because I'm so hungry

>> No.15368732

that's a bagel. That's an American breakfast.

>> No.15368776
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Not exclusive to Americans.

>> No.15368819

I know, right? Americans have no shame.

>> No.15369067

is it really safe to boil plastic wrap like that??
I know you can microwave it but boiling it seems nasty

>> No.15369103

american? this is obviously german

>> No.15369104

Daddy got his juice

>> No.15369107

Oh god was that supposed to be meringue?

>> No.15369109

is Jack the original Big Pappa Sloppa? or is he just an idiot?

>> No.15369139


>> No.15369203
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12 years and still going strong.

>> No.15369286

Any source? I love this

>> No.15369380

It's not raw

>> No.15369400
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He drinks Coke Zero, no calories.

>> No.15369493

He's had at least two strokes and has no control over one arm. Not sure if I would call that going strong.

>> No.15369608

I love how terrible of an actor he is, his face always gives away his true feelings about his cooking

>> No.15369760

Just a little squirt.

>> No.15369835

>only thing I've ever seen him make that looks edible (minus that water beef at the beginning)
>he looks like he's going to vomit

Must not have enough cheese or undercooked chicken.

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The hotdog tin specifically says that you're getting one extra 'dog.
The recipe probably calls for a regular tin of ten dogs, so it's perfectly reasonable that the 11th should be lost to attrition.

>> No.15370320


as gross as it is to eat it off the skull, cheek meat is so good. its the best part of a bbq'd pig

>> No.15370621

you were iffy at first and then got stiffy with the wieners right? uh

>> No.15370696

How is it possible to capture so much 'reddit' in all the shit I see that is associated with that place? If you held a gun to my head and told me to describe what the fuck reddit is I wouldn't be able to tell you, or what the reddit quality is like, but its so fucking blunt you know it when you see it every time.

>> No.15370711 [DELETED] 

Do Germans really?

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cheapskate wouldn't even give him a full cup

>> No.15370761

Aren´t you at risk of getting water intoxication by drinking excessive amounts of liquids? How does he do it?

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>> No.15371208

That's an Il Timpano.

>> No.15371210

how can you fuck something up so badly with descent cooking skill

>> No.15371255

some niggas are built different. look at keith richards for example

>> No.15371262

imagine putting a fleshlight on it and letting it give you a bj

>> No.15371270


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>> No.15371290

he's still in there, they just keep bringing him eggs and he gets 2 complementary egg sandwiches a day to keep him going

>> No.15371306

don't forget bat

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>> No.15371374

>no Seattle dog
ya blew it

>> No.15371384

how long does this guy live after that stage?

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do you think they make each other sandwiches?

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It eez what it eez

>> No.15371403

thats hardcore

>> No.15371405

I'll have you know that Mercury is delicious

>> No.15371408

I like to think so

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this is like one of those horror movies where everything seems normal, then it suddenly accelerates

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My teeth hurt just watching this

>> No.15371543

Now I'm curious.

>> No.15371571

plastic is toxic. the jews are right about paper wrapping they're food

>> No.15371620


>> No.15371635


Do Americans really?

>> No.15371666

giving women rights was a mistake.

>> No.15371686

holy moly basederoni

>> No.15371698

I do wonder what or if it would taste like, but also what the texture would be like to drink.

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>> No.15371772

Why not post in wsg?

>> No.15371958

satan speaks the truth

>> No.15371968

>That fucking spring
Is this how Wile E. Coyote cooks?

>> No.15371980

That's just offensive to ever irish gene I have, far more so than the name of the shot could ever be

>> No.15372031

This goes on and on...

>> No.15372521

What a sloppy shop

>> No.15372569

I don't really get the Irish being so thin skinned about a drink's name. I mean, if a bar invented a drink called "The 9/11," it would be the most popular thing on the menu.

>> No.15372583

There is no way she isn't doing this shit on purpose.

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do americans really?

>> No.15372672
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Eating Mercury is nothing new, hell Abe Lincoln was taking mercury up till his presidency.

>> No.15372720

it's rare that a video gets a physical reaction out of me. this is worse than cartel shit.

>> No.15372887


guess again

>> No.15373040

Its true, i ate this all the time in japan

>> No.15373108

Yeah I dont think so. Average adult hand is about 4 inches.

>> No.15373128


>> No.15373145

>chinks are the race of humans closest to animals.
Oh you were so close. So, so close. Should anyone tell him?

>> No.15373163

>hey this looks good
>w-wait, is that peanut butter
>for goodness sake stop!

>> No.15373211

I swear to God if I ever see anyone boil a hotdog Im going to boil them.

>> No.15373214

they're using fucking sippy cups holy shit

>> No.15373218

Me: this doesn't look too fattening.
Bacon: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

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>> No.15373307

you're a faggot typing like a nigger

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>> No.15373384

Did he just put liquid Mercury in his body

>> No.15373408

Drinking mercury is pretty safe. It passes through.

>> No.15373410
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I'm frustrated

>> No.15373424

I wanna be American after watching this

>> No.15373430

He's gonna give his son diabetes

>> No.15373446

Because that's her schtick. It's literally "i cook bad :))" the channel.

>> No.15373452

Do you think he regrets any of it?

>> No.15373469

Now i want to eat an old style creme egg. I remember the year they changed to tasting like shit, i was so disappointed

>> No.15373472

Now I want to shit out mercury

>> No.15373486

Water intoxication is only a problem due to lack of salt.
I'd bet this guy is eating his fair share of the saltiest damn bbq or whatever food every damn day and he could probably drink a few gallons of water without issue.

>> No.15373562

>My moustache is augmented

>> No.15373568

>Do you think he regrets any of it?
None of it is his fault and he's done everything in his power since his strokes to get better. He's doing his best, just been dealt a bad hand

>> No.15373709

Say that to my face bitchboy

>> No.15373716

Damage health discovered from mercury

>> No.15373759

All that work just to make the big boppa sloppa

>> No.15374116

what is that?
i-is that a condom?

>> No.15374132

>RIP his right hand.

>> No.15374161

kek, my first thought too

>> No.15374188

2x salmonella
2x stroke "victim"

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>> No.15374228

She's barely human. Neither is the audience for this shit though

>> No.15374246

I think chilling was the wrong direction here. Should have added, maybe, some egg yolks or flour and baked it

>> No.15374257 [DELETED] 

What a lie.

>> No.15374275

it's cheese on bread. Calm your tits, faggot

>> No.15374376

someone post that webm of people feasting in a submarine

>> No.15374425


>Eating a hotdog with tossed salad and scrambled eggs on it


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I know it looks ridiculous because it's coming out of a gas pump, but look closely at the pump. It's not gasoline, many countries use ethanol in vehicles. Hes literally just getting a cup of alcohol.

>> No.15374873

What is a boy to do?

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>> No.15374918

this, fuck you nigger>>15373218

>> No.15374956

>get told it has a 9 inch diameter
am*rican food journalism is so fucking gay

>> No.15374966

there's GOT to be some kind of denaturing agent involved though. just because it's not gasoline doesn't mean it's vodka.

>> No.15374986

Forget it Jerry. It's bongland.

>> No.15375029
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why does every webm thread have to be entirely comprised of disgusting sloppa, animal gore, or millenial roastie clickbait? why can't we ever share nice things?

>> No.15375034

Go to /wsg/ , tourist.

>> No.15375059

What is he chugging? Creamed corn?

>> No.15375065
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It is, he can chug anything.

>> No.15375077

what the heck is that?

>> No.15375080

15 mins

>> No.15375086

Is that... pasta sauce?

>> No.15375087

why did she throw it in?

>> No.15375089

Tostito's Salsa.

>> No.15375091

Irish Car Bomb is a drop shot drink.

>> No.15375093


>> No.15375098

favreau is such a fucking faggot holy shit

>> No.15375099

fug. I need a guestimate on how much sodium was in that cup.

>> No.15375106

>drop shot drink
do americans really?

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>> No.15375117

A tablespoon of salsa has about 125mg of sodium. Assuming that's a 2L boot, he drank 16875mg, just under 17 grams of sodium, or about 50 grams of table salt.

>> No.15375123

Drop shot cocktails are really common. I'm pretty sure yuropoors have them too. You might get a funny look if you go into a bar in Dublin and order an Irish Car Bomb though. They probably call it something else.

Not in the US. A bar outside of the US could probably sell a drink called a 9/11 no problem.

>> No.15375130

The term "car bomb" combines reference to its "bomb shot" style as well as the noted car bombings of Ireland's Troubles.

The name is considered offensive by many Irish people, with some bartenders refusing to serve it,[3][4][5] or patrons of American bars that have it on menus asking instead for an "Isis" or "Twin Towers".[6] The inclusion of the drink in an English bar's 2014 promotional material drew complaints, followed by withdrawal of the promotion and a public apology by the bar manager.[7] Increasingly, bartenders prefer the title "Irish Slammer", "Irish Bomb Shot", "Car Crash," or simply the "Irish Bomb" to avoid offending patrons.

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So basically like chugging an almost full one of these. fucking hell.

>> No.15375149

Dump that folder, limey.

>> No.15375677

I've laughed before..

>> No.15375737

Good luck ever going to jew york city where there's a boiled hotdog stand at every corner.

>> No.15375752

>brb bulking on a cup of 10,000 calories

>> No.15376130

Irish americans aren't irish

>> No.15376377

That specific denialism...

>> No.15376391

I don't think you know what diabetes is

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>> No.15376747

nice reddit meme!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15376855

Why are you here you troglodyte

>> No.15376954


why are those two fags munching the same hotdog

>> No.15376986

>t. Joshua Wong

>> No.15377042

that looks great
will the yolk stay runny

>> No.15377080


>> No.15377083

These videos always make me feel really sad

>> No.15377126

she got the recipe from an American cooking show

>> No.15377148


Those are napalitos. Brined cactus out of a jar.

>> No.15377280

That is a fat hand

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>> No.15377723

I love this copypasta

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>> No.15377970

so they don't spray water everywhere when the glasses one repeatedly slams himself into the cardboard boxes

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>> No.15378154

two words:
>New York

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>> No.15378189

I was expecting them to make tortilla chips in the end

>> No.15378286

>Overhyped, greasy, and stingy with the toppings
>Has been sitting congealing under heat lamps for 2 hours
>Have to buy by the slice, and they toss them back in the oven for 30 seconds

>> No.15378324

this is an ad for mustard dear consoomers

>> No.15378342

once you notice the guy in the foreground slamming eggs you can't unsee it

>> No.15378345

Canola? Really?

>> No.15378356

firstly, holy shit, checked

secondly, maybe the most disgusting webm i've ever seen On Here ™

>> No.15378382

Is that ice cream?
Is that why it's called a concrete mixer at culvers?

>> No.15378401

cupcakes were one of the stupidest food trends in the 2010s, along with those big dumbass milkshakes that have an entire dessert cart stuck in them

>> No.15378443

"10% mehr" on sausage can.

>> No.15378817

Can't wait for mushroom season. Gonna try and make a moral sauce

>> No.15378880

wouldnt shitting out mercury be illegal since youre dumping toxic metals into the sewage system?

>> No.15378922

leave it to the nips to turns everything into a giant dumpling

>> No.15378947

i wanna be fucking dead after watching this, this hurted my Italian pride, at least, the little part I have

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>for two
>only one steak

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shut the fuck up you fucking idiotic filth, how the fuck can you physically type this and not think it is retarded. Pack your bags and fuck off back to peddit this fucking instant, you dunce fuck

>> No.15379165

Name the cooking show and the host.

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>> No.15379385

The notorious boiler...

>> No.15379411

jack pls go

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>> No.15379585

Stop, just go back to r*ddit please

>> No.15379602

these are def just "for the fuck of it" foods served in gimmick restaurants that youd only ever order once out of curiosity and then never eat again, but they can afford to stay open because they're in a big metropolitan city n most of their customer base is tourists and shit journalists/vloggers

>> No.15379608

who doesnt grab themselves a lil bite when they're cooking? it's not baking, you dont need exact measurements

>> No.15379863

Does anyone have the link to the Contadina Woman making her homemade Italian Tomato Sauce? You know, hacking the onion with a super dull knife, dumping a gallon of canola oil in it...

>> No.15379966

Nevermind! https://youtu.be/1-I2LEB_AxY

>> No.15380446

Better idea than making an immoral sauce

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>> No.15380767

Where's the fucking coney? This is so gay

>> No.15380787

Why? I find them comforting

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>> No.15380986

It's a restaurant in NYC called Cena 81. They make risotto and put it in the cement mixer for presentation.

>> No.15380998

a weapon to surpass metal gear

>> No.15381031

that does look kind of neat

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>> No.15381473

Same difference

>> No.15381548

Women would be obsolete.

>> No.15381570

I mean if they didn't call it salad there isn't that much of an issue with that. It's just some apple & caramel dessert. Probably tastes pretty good in moderation.

>> No.15381576

Not even doing the roll. Do they even /an/?

>> No.15381594

>that woefully small range top
Fuck Europe honestly

>> No.15381602

The jelly would be an interesting yet workable condiment to use but the peanut butter and chocolate can fuck off

>> No.15381614

This video has to be like 10 years old now right?

>> No.15381703

You can tell by how cringey it is

>> No.15381730

How hard is it to
>slather some butter on 2 slices of bread
>assemble the sandwich on the griddle with butter sides facing out
>flipping the sandwich to fry on both sides evenly
It's just a fucking sandwich

>> No.15381747

This is some post war housewife shit
Also checked

>> No.15381766

why isn't the fucking catalog updating

>> No.15381772

I mean I remember seeing it when I was in high school

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scoopski potatoes

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>> No.15383297

>Why I season my forearm instead of the meat

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>> No.15383492

He left half of that sloppa on the plate

>> No.15383544

he is so far from home, so lost. and cannot return.

>> No.15383547

exposing lovely gooey creme egg center to air, enjoy your solid filling you disgusting freak

>> No.15383654

my nigga jack couldn't handle the cactus slime

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>> No.15383886

This is why I don't make Spanish tortillas anymore. Frittatas as basically the same thing and 1000% less risky.

>> No.15383952

Those ingredients and that portion size... lol
That's easily a whole day's worth of calories, and anywhere between zero and one percent of the nutrients you need.

>> No.15384061

this is actually disgusting

In fact most of the food in this thread is disgusting

>> No.15384066

An abomination

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>> No.15384128

He looks like he gets more dick up the ass than anything. Not an ugly dude,but not a chad at all, which you basically confirmed with your own words.

>> No.15384142

>9 inches tall
Yeah, nah, unless that cook's hands are like two feet long.

>> No.15384165

I use jelly on breakfast sandwiches and it slams.

>> No.15384191

slams? What are you a nigger using lingo from the 1980s?

>> No.15384199

It's rib meat with cheese and an egg, it's fine. It's the presentation that's offputting to you.

>> No.15384212

How else would you prepare a steak?

>> No.15384214

nice work, Nancy drew.
how did you ever get to the bottom of this mystery?

>> No.15384217

>homemade cuisine
>tomato soup and bow tie pasta
Like, the camera quality is decent. Someone obviously figure out how to put a video together and upload it. Why can't they apply the basic skills needed to discern between a good video and a terrible one to discern between good food and the shit that they just spent all afternoon filming?

>> No.15384461

>wasting a ribeye on a philly cheesesteak
>doing this shit with it afterward

>> No.15384518

Didn't even get the fucking LA dog right. It's grilled onions, mustard, ketchup, mayo on top of a bacon wrapped dog served with grilled jalapenos/whatever spicy green pepper

>> No.15384566

You mean all journalism

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Not that anon, but IMO its because when I see these kinds of videos all I can think about it 'How long has that guy been standing there for? Does he give himself breaks?' and 'How fucking hot and sweaty and uncomfortable must he be in such a cramped stall that looks like it barely has enough space for him to turn around?" and "I wonder how much this dude got paid to do this shit? I can't imagine he's living a very well off with how cheap stalls like this usually are."

>> No.15385475

>Doesn't know that ribeye is THE meat used in Philly
Chuck eye is an acceptable sub, but ribeye's the standard.

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>normies will think this is the opus maximus of cooking

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