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>order medium rare steak
>this chef stomps out and slams your plate down in front of you
>IS IT TO YOUR LIKING??!!!!????!?!
>it's well done
do you send it back?

>> No.15365789
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15365789

>ahem, please excuse me
>come, honey. We will find another dining establishment this evening
>maybe one which better attends to their patrons needs

>> No.15365794

>>15365775
*ahem* ayo nigga hol da fuk up is you as dumb as you is ugly, make it again and do it right

>> No.15365799

>>15365775
I mean, if it's one of those restaurants where their gimmick is having a snarky crew, I'd enjoy it for what it was. That said, I'm getting my steak medium-rare, one way or another.

>> No.15365801
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15365801

Yes I'd send that thing back to Africa

>> No.15365817

>>15365775
if a chef came out like that I would glass him right in the face without saying anything

>> No.15365819

>>15365775
>do you send it back?

He can send that shit to the garbage disposal while I am checking yelp for a new restaurant

>> No.15365823

>>15365775
>fall off my chair and accidentally let my pants down exposing my hairy cheecks in the air with my head on the ground
>"looks like a good rump"

>> No.15365830

>>15365775
shoot that coon with a harpoon

>> No.15365833

>>15365801
You wouldn't send anything pencil neck

>> No.15365838

>>15365775
i'd apologise and let him fuck my wife

>> No.15365840

>>15365799
>go to Dick’s Last Resort
>waiter approaches says he’ll be taking care of me, which is clearly more than my barber did
>laugh and play along
>”up yours, nigger”
>banned from all locations for life

>> No.15365843

>>15365775
0% chance a guy that looks like that is going to serve you a well done steak.

>> No.15365852

>>15365843
whut? 0% chance that a nigger doesn't know how to cook?

>> No.15365964

>>15365775
A beautiful black man is my chef??? I tell him that instead of a boorish steak I'll gladly eat his gargantuan trouser snake BBC raw and then offer my snow bunny girlpussy up for his enjoyment. Delicious... ~~~<3

>> No.15365982

>>15365964
Okay, Huang.

>> No.15365989

>>15365775
I would never visit a black owned food tent and support their business anyway so there would be no issue. I have no problem throwing my money at the next tent over that is white owned and while the food might be a little more bland I will sleep soundly at night knowing my belly is full and I've helped one of my own.

>> No.15366006

>>15365775
why would I send something back if he did it well?

>> No.15366014

>>15366006
>african americans
>doing something well
lql

>> No.15366016

>>15365794
sounds like you've never spoken to a nigga in your life

>> No.15366020

>>15366016
I would consider myself lucky if that happened.

>> No.15366022

>>15365775
I literally cannot count the number of times this exact situation had happened to me. I don't know why I keep going to On the Border

>> No.15366024

>>15366014
Bro, this is pretty racist. Let's unpack this...

>> No.15366026

>>15366024
What's to unpack? You're a faggot and I'm not.

>> No.15366047

>>15366024
unpack this dick! cracker

>> No.15366066

>>15365982
You will never please a woman, pencildick

>> No.15366086

>>15366066
neither will your dad

>> No.15366126

>>15365823
Huh?

>> No.15366155

>>15365775
of course

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>>15365775
>do you send it back?

That would be ideal.

>> No.15366441

>>15365817
you'd give him a free beer?

>> No.15366653

>>15366441
yeah a free freshly brewed beer and a free trip to the hospital

>> No.15366704

>>15365775
No, I'd never order a steak medium rare, it's the soy of steaks.

>> No.15366768

I once asked for rare and they passive aggressively gave me super well done

I ate it :(

>> No.15366791

>>15366768
that's when you walk into the kitchen and start blasting your pistol

>> No.15366841

>>15365775
>No, I ordered medium rare.

>> No.15366934

>>15365775
Im not paying for this shit

>> No.15366941

>>15366934
it's a prepay food truck

>> No.15366955

>>15366941
Then i’ll get my fucking steak

>> No.15366993

>>15365775
>it's well done
So if the meal was done to my liking why I send it back? LMAO I swear the ESLs ruin the American language.
I order the meat how I want it prepared and it was delivered well I am happy.

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>>15365775
>Ay mulli! I ordered a fuckin medium rare steak, you made it well done for cryin out loud!

>> No.15367017

>>15366993
You tried, anon.

>> No.15367030

>>15366955
you did. it's a well done puck of nigger shit. do something you queer.

>> No.15367075

>>15365775
First off I wouldn't order a medium rare steak, my steak arrives blue or it doesn't arrive.
Second off, if this NIGGER had the AUDACITY to approach MY TABLE I would not just send the food back, I would leave without paying after I've eaten the properly cooked steak
Forget your tip, you ruin my meal with this rude interruption, you spoil my appetite by reminding me that NIGGERS exist, you don't get paid

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>>15367075
Interdasting, however if this wasn't just a shitpost, why would you eat it?

>> No.15367130

>>15367098
You misunderstand
I would demand it is replaced with a PROPERLY cooked steak, eat that steak then leave without paying
I'd also order the most expensive bottle of wine I can find

>> No.15367135

>>15365989
Based

>> No.15367136

>>15367130
But why care about the "NIGGER" if you would eat a proper steak that was cooked by them anyway? You are saying they are subhuman however they can cook a proper meal for you so they should therefore exist. You aren't paying them, you are paying the owner so you can consume a meal. You are shitpost incarnate.

>> No.15367138

Been working in kitchens for 15 years now and most of the black dudes I've worked with like their steak medium rare to medium so you can fuck off with that shit.

>> No.15367143

Obama's chef was a fucking machine.

>> No.15367145

>>15367138
That's such a weird thing to say. I'm not even familiar with the steak preferences of anyone I know. I bet you're just a fat black nerd making this up.

>> No.15367146 [DELETED] 

>>15367136
Please, the NIGGER didn't cook the steak, they just have him there to show him off, like a monkey in a zoo

>> No.15367154

>>15367146
He's the head chef and his staff aren't "huwyte" enough if you use the nword anyway.

>> No.15367202

>>15365775
Yeah, the fuck is he gonna do? Risk his business and prison time by beating or stabbing me? I also asked for rare, the fuck kinda soy eats medium rare, got a weak ass jaw?

>> No.15367593

>>15365775
Maybe. Might just decide any restaurant that can't prepare a steak properly is not worth wasting time at and just leave. Not intimidated by a retard that can't cook steak either.

>> No.15367596

>>15365775
I'd just get up and leave.

>> No.15368091

Seeing as how he’s a good chef I imagine he would correct his mistake and bring out a medium rare one no problem.

>> No.15368133

>>15365775
eat it, leave a bad review on yelp and never come back

>> No.15368159

Chef Rush is based
i'd politely ask for a new one, done medium rare, and i'd get it without an issue

>> No.15368169

>>15365775
Yes. And no tip.

>> No.15368189

>leave
>go buy 40 rats from local pet shop
>call health inspector and tell him there's rats at this place
>wait for health inspector to arrive
>give the rats some red bull
>let them out
>iamthewhitemankeepingyoudown.jpg

>> No.15368193

>>15365799
>I mean, if it's one of those restaurants where their gimmick is having a snarky crew

Is this a thing?

>> No.15368206

>>15366006
underrated post

>> No.15368211

>>15368193
Strangely, yes. It's not just an "American" thing, either. Sometimes a restaurateur makes their name off of having a big brash personality and it just kind of becomes a selling point for customers. It's all (usually) in good fun, like your grumpy grandmother saying she'll spank you if you ask how much longer until dinner's ready.

>> No.15368213

>>15365775
First I'd send you back to your cuck shed.

>> No.15368222

>>15368211
I kept asking and that tease never made good on the offer.
Never visiting her grave.

>> No.15368235

>>15368222
I'm sure nonna died thinking you were just a precocious little boy... Probably.

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>>15365801
I don't know why. But this made me laugh way too hard

>> No.15368554

>>15368193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLQOQNVzgY

>> No.15368568

>>15365823
>Chef bends down to help you up
>slips
>dick falls out of pants and into your ass.
Im terribly sorry sir.

>> No.15368582

>>15365838
And you leave a tip.

>> No.15368589

>>15368211
>your grumpy grandmother #
>she'll spank you
that's fucking hot

>> No.15368641

>>15365775
I'd support unrestricted immigration from third world countries while DNA testing potential Israeli citizens for racial purity while siphoning billions away from American taxpayers into housing projects that murder Palestinian children with white phosphorus.

>> No.15368668

I would lead him by a hand to the grill and show him how its done

>> No.15368713

>>15365775
With a lot of things I'd just eat it if it came out shitty and just not go back, but steak is usually one of the most expensive things on the menu, and really not that hard to fuck up.. Of course I'd send it back if they didn't cook it anywhere close to how I ordered it. What a retarded thread.

>> No.15368735

>>15365775
I'd put drugs in his car then tip off the police. Back to jail with you.

>> No.15368773

>>15368713
>What a retarded thread.
I mean it was made by a cuck who bows to anyone who looks larger than him

>> No.15368829

>be in UK
>order well done steak
>chef cooks it no complaints
>be in US
>order well done steak
>chef comes out and decks you and everyone claps

>> No.15368839

>>15365775
i would send it back if it was grossly over cooked. I’d say, “sir, this is too overcooked you my liking. i asked for medium rare.” and i would get what i paid for

>> No.15368914

>>15365775
Luckily for you I actually prefer well done steak but am too embarrassed to order it.

>> No.15368929

>>15365775
>IS IT TO YOUR LIKING??!!!!????!?!
Yes, this is delicious thank you so much for fulfilling my order. I would like to continue patronizing this wonderful restaurant, here is a tip for your fine young wait stuff and I do believe I'll be ordering a second steak.... TO GO!


Then I quietly sneak off to the shitter and leave a turd in the toilet bowl

>> No.15368953

>>15368929
>in the toilet bowl
Quite the rebel

>> No.15368979

>>15365775
>it's well done
>do you send it back?

Why would I send well done food back?

>> No.15368984

>>15365775

"Yes, thank you chef, it seems I ordered 'medium rare' by mistake but of course I always eat my meat well-done. We're not savages after all."

>> No.15369026

>>15368829
This is why you first demand the mannager and explain your position. You want a well done steak and do not trust the animals to treat your order as they should. So you will be watching them cook it, if they do this they can enjoy being paid for their efforts

>> No.15369047

>>15365775
IIRC, this guy has cooked for the past 3 presidents, I'm sure what he made is fine.

>> No.15369080

>>15365775
Yes, what's he gonna do, hit me?

>> No.15369430

Of course I do. Black people, or as I call them, NIGGERS, are not real people and none of them are chefs.

>> No.15369510

>>15368953
You should have seen where the other turds went

>> No.15369952

i doubt he'd purposefully cook a steak wrong as he looks like he loves red meat. i'd tell him that it was overcooked.

>>15365964
microdick asian larper. go back to your discord.

>> No.15370153

>>15365775
Do I have the option of paying less than what they want for this transaction?
It's a trade, and it's not to my liking, will they like that I pay them less?

Went to a pizza joint last week, because I'm in a civilized country that uses masks. I ordered a crispy based pizza, I received a soup of oil. No thanks.

>> No.15371301

>>15366020
Kek