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15401206 No.15401206 [Reply] [Original]

Am I gonna be o/ck/ay?

>> No.15401212
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>>15401206
>accept the risks of a dish this hot

>> No.15401216

You'll be fine, just make sure to do your delivery dance

>> No.15401218

>>15401212
someimes things can be just for fun anon

>> No.15401230
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they look sloppa and smell nice

>> No.15401233
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>>15401206
>add for $6.66

>> No.15401235

You think they're joking. You'll be not even done with the wings when all of a sudden you feel like you have to fart. You let it rip and it's like vat of acid exploded. You're in excruciating pain, and your pants are full of diarrhea and blood. And it doesn't stop there.

>> No.15401237
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smells like honey and my eyes are getting a little itchy

>> No.15401243

>>15401235
mmm i can't wait

>> No.15401247

>>15401206
you're just going to die dude
straight up death
you wont even feel anything
one minute youll be eating shitty frozen wings and then you're gone
contact your employer and family and let them know you're going to be dead within an hour

>> No.15401252

>>15401237
>that much sauce
>OMG THIS IS REALLY HOT DONT EAT
fuck off

>> No.15401255
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>>15401235
>>15401247
fucking delicious but man the heat is bulding

>> No.15401261

>>15401255
Eating meat is inherently evil.

>> No.15401266
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i made it this far without trouble but it's hitting bad now. taking a break for chippies and mayo

it's the sweet that fools you

>> No.15401280

>>15401266
I hope you have an ambulance cover. You haven't seen nothing yet.

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>>15401280
anon your sarcasm isn't going to ruin my meal. these are fine, hotter than you typical pubwing but definitely one of the most delicious sauces i've ever had. like a hot honey bbq

>> No.15401290

>>15401255
>>15401266
It won't be fun at the other end

>> No.15401293

>>15401235
But that's just an American after an ordinary meal.

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Amberlamps cover?

>> No.15401319

>>15401266
reapers do have a very nice, fruity taste, like a habanero.
hows your stomach?

>> No.15401325

>>15401319
stomach's good. it swelled up but now i'm good. all finished, but now i have sauce to dip my chippies. 9/10 †bh, will get these again

>> No.15401341

>>15401325
Trinidad Scorpions also have a similar flavor, check them out if you get a chance.

Honestly though, if those wings were spicy, you wouldn't be able to respond.

>> No.15401343

>>15401341
they weren't that bad. they were just hotter than what the public generally consumes but def not playing with fire here

>> No.15401346

>>15401218
there is nothing fun about wacky redd!t lingo

>> No.15401357

>>15401346
You're boring anon and this is why nobody like you

>> No.15401371

>>15401343
If you weren't crying and hyperventilating, those aren't spicy enough, for carolina reapers. I suggest buying fresh. Most restaurants won't serve food that spicy because it's pretty niche

>> No.15401378

>>15401371
It was more of a sweet BBQ sauce with reaper sauce added. Really delicious at least!

Plus my butthole will live to be pounded another day

>> No.15401381

Post before/after butthole pics.

>> No.15401391

What's the point of making food so hot that you can't even enjoy it? I really don't get it.

>> No.15401396

>>15401391
why would you climb a mountain?
why would you jump out of a plane?
endorphins.

>> No.15401399

>>15401391
turns out it was actually quite enjoyable. and i agree. sometimes the pain is fun, but not if you're hungry and need a meal

>> No.15401414

>>15401396
Because it's there

>> No.15401416

>>15401396
Those aren't very good analogies. A better analogy would be something that requires no physical fitness, determination, and can be done while sitting on your ass the entire time.

>> No.15401418

>>15401416
..and is as cheap as hot sauce.
You really have to be poor and stupid to enjoy it.

>> No.15401437

>>15401416
Why would you reach peak prestige of COD?

>> No.15401449

Anon's asshole is going to be on fire for the next few days

>> No.15401463

>>15401449
I'll be playing this until it's over

https://youtu.be/1VxFS5-klfk

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OP here, ok this never happens but I already had to take a shit.

>> No.15401550

>>15401391
It's genetic. Whites have a lower tolerance for hot foods. Or in other words, America is mongrelized.

>> No.15401561

>>15401550
I'm not white.

>> No.15401967

>>15401550
>Whites have a lower tolerance for hot foods.
gb2twitter

>> No.15402168

>>15401967
Seriously. The receptors for "hot" vary between the races. As do the genes for IQ, fellow /pol/tard.

>> No.15402176

>>15401482
Did your asshole burn while taking that shit?

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>>15402168
>[spoiler]

>> No.15402182

Dip the tip of your penis in that sauce

>> No.15402186

>>15401967
Makes sense to me. White people are the only ones with tolerance to lactose, so instead of evolving to eat spicy food, they drown themselves in milk to make the spiceness go away.

>> No.15402197

>>15401206
What restaurant?

>> No.15402201

>>15401482
Rub the sauce on your cock tip, let us know what happens

>> No.15402203

>>15402186
>White people are the only ones with tolerance to lactose
Man you'll be surprised when you find out there's an entire country of brown people worshipping cows.

>> No.15402210
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15402210

>>15402186
why hasn't this terrorist been arrested yet?

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>>15401235

>> No.15402213
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>>15402203

>> No.15402217

>>15401316
underrated

>> No.15402222

>>15402212
T O N I G H T

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>>15402213

>> No.15402242

>>15402213
I bet you're the type of retard to believe polls.

>> No.15402247

>15402242
made me implicitly reply

>> No.15402322

>>15402176
of course not, the digestive tract is 10m long, it'll be at least a couple days before the acktual hot sauce leaves me. but it certainly agitated my guts enough to prompt an entirely off-schedule BM.

for background, I pooh like 2-3 times a week and only ever in the morning, most reliably on weekends after beer. It's been like 20+ years since I've pooh'd in the evening.

Hours later, the wings are sitting fine but I am bubbling and creaking more that usual. Will report back (no pun intended) if blood starts trickling down my legs by Sunday or so

>> No.15402325

>>15402322
Nah it’s about 13h

>> No.15402353

>>15401261
explain

>> No.15402366

>>15401261
Existing is inherently evil
you should kill yourself

>> No.15402395

>>15402366
>cope and seethe

>> No.15402404

>>15401316
Kek

>> No.15402408

>>15402325
I saw a pooh doctor a few years ago, and he told me that because things move through the digestive tract by a slow massaging motion (peristalsis) different foods and matter move at different speeds. High protein meat content massages through slowly (4-5 days) while veggies, soluable, and insoluable fibre go through in 2-3 days. If you eat beef stew full of meat, carrots, and cabbage, the cabbage will come out your butt a different day than the carrots, and the beef will finally push through a day or two later.

I suppose if you're a butt superman who schits 3x a day you're looking at 13 hours for everything to come out, but I pooh like twice a week. My BM tonight was last week's meat. My BM on sunday might smell like Carolina Reaper, I'll let you know

>> No.15402411

>>15401261
true

>> No.15403485

>>15401261
So is eating plants. Did you know plants have feeling too?

Haha. Checkmate vegan!

>> No.15403498

>>15403485
Did you know that you should have sex?

Checkmate virgin

>> No.15403506

>>15401233
Doink brah, your wings makin kids cry brah?

>> No.15403622

>>15402210
The future of Amerika.
Weak, fat, out of shape, self entitled, NEETS.

>> No.15404038

>>15401261
So is living. Kill yourself.

>> No.15404043

>>15401266
Hope you bought lidocaine for your anus

>> No.15404390

>>15402325
I shit once a week and eat for 4, not fat either.
Suck on your 13h

>> No.15404507

>>15404038
retard

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>>15401289

>> No.15405158

>>15405086
They're hot wings anon, they're meant to be eaten. It's not 1M scold-ville chemistry sauce.

I like that comic though did you make it? No, you didn't did you