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KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING

>> No.15442328

all hail He of Meat, He of Fat, He of Sugar
blessed be his Suit of Calorie

>> No.15442370

Eyes of dough stare down through the centuries, judging the weak in holy fats

>> No.15442539
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A challenger appears

>> No.15442546

>>15442539
>Chad unhealthy choices
>vs
>Virgin healthy choices

>> No.15442693

>>15442539
healthy is a fucking nerd lol

>> No.15443764

>>15442539
healthy kid literally looks like the school punching bag

>> No.15443777

>>15442128
Worst. Final boss. Ever.

>> No.15444577

>>15443764
>implying his corncob forearms won't take out unhealthy's donut elbows
heh do you even fight buddy?

>> No.15444638

>>15444577
the nigga is made out of leaves. my nigga is made out of scientifically altered foods that last 10x longer than what that healthy goober is made of. cutting edge technology.

>> No.15445074

>>15442539
>>15443764
Left looks like a 90s era bully and right looks like that flamboyant dork who loves to participate in the school plays.

>> No.15445123

>>15442128
Based poptart shoulder armor

>> No.15445125

>>15442128
I'M SORRY UNHEALHY CHOICES-SAN, I KNEEL

>> No.15445145

>>15445123
Adeptus Poptartes

>> No.15445158

>>15442539
wtf i love kamen rider now

>> No.15445190

>>15442128
>>15442539
r/bossfight XD

>> No.15445401

>>15442539
Is this the next Spy Kids movie?

>> No.15445467

>>15442539
The virgin vegan faggot's lettuce camoflauge boosts stealth in tropical maps and prevents most enemies from detecting him, giving him opportunity to use his corn arms in close combat. It is no match for the chad flavortown kid's all-seeing donut vision, however, which can be doubled in strength if combined with his donut elbows.

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>>15445074

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>>15442128

>> No.15446042

>>15442128
>how could healthy choices beat unhealthy choices? its just too skewed of a battle.
its a wager of attrition, not combat. all you have to do is hide and wait around 3 hours before unhealthy choices has a heart attack. while hes on the group, healthy choices can do in for the kill with the questionably fatal apple-elbow drop

>> No.15446086

>>15446042
>hiding from someone with donut vision
>no heart, just pizza
>implying apples can break through poptart shoulder pads

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>>15445930

>> No.15446234

>>15442128
whoever made this had fun with it

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Villain unmasked

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>>15446649

>> No.15446801

>>15442539
>limbs made of actual meat and vs some crunchy veggie twig
“Fatkid” hasn’t even set his fry-hair ablaze yet. He’ll be pillaging the healthy tribe’s wives by sundown.