Food & Cooking Cringe/Autism Thread

[Anonymous No.15453340]

I'm in the mood to hear some embarrassing stories about people and their dining habits.

>one of our friends turned 21 a few days ago
>drank a single beer at his birthday dinner
>people discuss how/when they first drank
>other annoying uptight friend starts talking about how he's never drank
>"blah blah I'm the son of a cop blah blah I've never had a single drop of alcohol
>smartass friend starts smirking
>"one drop you say?"
>starts reading out list of food/drink with ethanol in it
>mustard, vinegar, ginger ale, ROOT BEER
>annoying friend's soul is slowly crushed as he realizes his favorite drink root beer has trace ethanol in it
>for the rest of the night he has a smoldering serial killer look on his face

Anyone else have any good ones?