/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15476489]

This is the best food money can buy, i feel sorry for americnas

[Anonymous No.15476494]

>tfw no pinay gf to bring me jollibee

[Anonymous No.15476500]

>>15476489
>i feel sorry for americnas
Me too, but for other reasons.

[Anonymous No.15476507]

>>15476489

whatever you say flatnose

[Anonymous No.15476609]

>>15476489
Haha the Eurelevant thinks his fast food fried chicken is better than the fast food fried chicken of the country where KFC, Popeyes, churches, Lee’s, canes, CFA, etc are all from. Fucking kek stick to your vegan soy sloppa shitheel.

[Anonymous No.15476634]

>I feel sorry for Americans
We literally have Jollibee in the United States not anon
There’s 3 in my city alone, one of them is less than a 15 minute walk from my house

[Anonymous No.15476647]

>>15476489
>I feel sorry for Americans
https://jollibeeusa.com/locations/
Get fucked Pinoy

[Anonymous No.15476650]

>>15476609
He thinks Philipines is in Europe? Wow, the ignorance.

[Anonymous No.15476656]

>>15476650
He probably just doesn’t know what Jollibee is and assumes it’s a European chain since yuropoors are always the ones with Americans living rent free in their heads.

[Anonymous No.15476659]

>>15476650
apparently americans watch TV in school pretty regularly...would explain why they are so retarded, ngek

[Anonymous No.15476681]

>>15476647
>BC785340-C597-43AC-9C29-6(...).jpg

[Anonymous No.15476684]

>>15476609
Jellobee is Korean shit, bro.

[Anonymous No.15476685]

>>15476489
>>15476500
>>15476659
I don't think about you at all

[Anonymous No.15476687]

>>15476681
Oh no! Not that! Anything but that!

[Anonymous No.15476695]

>>15476681
>gets btfo
>gives shitty cope reply

[Anonymous No.15476722]

>>15476489
is it absurdly expensive like KFC?

[Anonymous No.15476724]

>>15476722
Yes

[Anonymous No.15476738]

>>15476494
she'd have a stinky puss anyways

[Anonymous No.15476900]

>>15476489
It looks weird but if im ever in the Philipines I will get some. Those burgers look no good though.

[Anonymous No.15476948]

>>15476656
This. Also everywhere outside of the US is the same

[Anonymous No.15476951]

the United States is downright satanic

[Anonymous No.15476958]

But where are the vegetables

[Anonymous No.15476962]

>>15476951
US culture dominates the globe. Literally no one gives a shit about Eurelevant’s

[Anonymous No.15476970]

>>15476962
Since when are the Philippines in Europe? Rent free as always

[Anonymous No.15476972]

>>15476948
>This. Also everywhere outside of the US is the same
Hong Kong and Liberia truly are indistinguishable

[Anonymous No.15476985]

>>15476970
I don't even think about South America. Just stay over there okay bud.

[JOLLIBEE© Promo Dept. No.15476987]

[JOLLIBEE© Promo Dept. No.15476990]

JOLLIBEE©

[Anonymous No.15476993]

>>15476684
They have these restaurants on basically every continent you inbred fucking retard. It's not just Asians that eat there. You'd know that if you could read past a second grade level.

[Anonymous No.15476996]

>>15476684
>fatshit cunt mutt thinks Korean food=Flip food
Yeah I'm thinking you'll get Covid and die, choking own your own fat inflamed lungs and throat this year. Shit is gonna be keyed and locked

[Anonymous No.15477008]

>>15476993
>>15476996
Lol holy fuck look at how mad this guy is.

Are you by chance a half-Asian guy born from a single Asian mom and an unknown US serviceman as a father?

[Anonymous No.15477014]

Humans were never meant to eat fried food. If you regularly consume this kind of shit you need to end your life immediately

[Anonymous No.15477037]

>>15476489
Jollibee is your typical generic foreign attempt to into fast food where they just make a hodgepodge of random shit until something sticks. To pinoys the fried chicken, ketchup spaghetti, and hamburger steak were a cool novelty and brought them success, and for whatever reason they're able to open franchises internationally, coincidentally in areas with a high filipino population.

[Anonymous No.15477044]

>>15477037
>coincidentally in areas with a high filipino population.
ah, so that's why there's so many jollibees opening up here.

[Anonymous No.15477049]

>>15476993
>>15476996
Jesus fucking Christ how much of fatass do you have to be to get this triggered over fried chicken

[Anonymous No.15477060]

>>15477008
>>15477049
post your skin color Tyrone

[Anonymous No.15477101]

>>15476489
It is nothing compared to KFC.

[Anonymous No.15477123]

>>15476996
>you'll get Covid and die
bit of an oxymoron innit

[Anonymous No.15477171]

>>15476993
>>15476996
Who the fuck gets this mad over Cambodian fried chicken?

[Anonymous No.15477212]

>>15477044
Isn't it weird how these people are somehow proud of their culture and foods, yet every single Filipino ever is absolutely desperate to get the fuck out of the country ASAP. So much so that they are completely willing to sign on the dotted line for fun experiences like slave labor, sex trafficking, and marrying disgusting old men they've never met.
Truly a proud culture indeed.

[Anonymous No.15477215]

>>15477212
ITS A BETTER CULTURE THAN YOURS YOU DISGUSTING AMERISHART

[Anonymous No.15477265]

>>15477215
If it’s such a superior culture then why do so many of your women leave your shit country and come to ours to work as nurses and find white husbands

[Anonymous No.15477277]

>>15477265
Ehmm, where did those colonials came from, and why?
Such a nice way to treat those indigenous.

[Anonymous No.15477295]

I have an app I can order this from. It would be here in twenty minutes. OP is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.15477299]

>>15477277
Idk ask the Spanish and Japanese

[Anonymous No.15477317]

>>15477215
>Niggabee
pass

[Anonymous No.15477320]

>>15476996
>keyed and locked
You must be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.15477340]

>>15477295
>an ordering app you say?

[Anonymous No.15477353]

>>15477320
locked.

[Anonymous No.15477368]

>>15476489
I really like their chicken and gravy. There just so happens to be a jollibee nearby cause here in Canada where I live, it's nothing but Chinese and some Filipinos

[Anonymous No.15477552]

>>15477340
oh god oh god....i thnk im gonna....

[Anonymous No.15477567]

>>15476489
https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/05/us/popeyes-sandwich-stabbing/index.html
People literally killed in america over fried chicken.

>>No ours is better.
I'll have to disagree

[Anonymous No.15477593]

>>15476489
Two piece spicy Chickenjoy with extra rice and upgrade to pineapple juice. It simply doesn't get better.

[Anonymous No.15477602]

>>15476990
Thats absurdly expensive for shitty fast food

[Anonymous No.15477604]

>>15477593
>upgrade to pineapple juice
Upgrade from what?

[Anonymous No.15477616]

>>15477604
i always upgrade to pineapple juice

[Anonymous No.15477635]

>>15477616
But what’s the default?

[Anonymous No.15477652]

>>15477635
Not him but it’s probably something from the soda fountain like sprite or coke

[Anonymous No.15477665]

>>15476489
Enjoy your sweet spaghetti and your bland chicken, you 5'4 faggot.

[Anonymous No.15477668]

>>15476489
>trash food for trash ethnicity

[Anonymous No.15477732]

>>15477616
Every time I see it I get triggered. As a mechanical engineer, the shape of the cup bothers me. Why is it tapered that much? Its like a goddamn cone, and I cannot think of a good reason why. Not only is that top-heavy and unstable, having a high center of mass, but it also wastes material. They are using the lid from a much larger cup for a small drink. This is just a waste of money, something the Philippines is quite lacking. Is there something I'm missing, or can this country just not understand optimization?

[Anonymous No.15477780]

>>15477616
This is codeword for something uncanny

[Anonymous No.15477824]

>>15477732
Please go outside and talk to a woman

[Anonymous No.15477830]

>>15477824
HURR DURR FILIPINO ENGINEER DESIGN CUP THAT WASTE MONEY AND PRONE TO SPILL
ALSO LOOK STUPID HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.15478090]

>>15476507
>different ethnicities have different physical features based on where they live in the world
>he somehow thinks this is an insult

[Anonymous No.15478394]

>>15477732
>As a mechanical engineer
Stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.15478404]

>>15477732
>engineer

No wonder you’re so autistic, I swear like 50% of engineers are on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.15478412]

>>15476738
They’ve usually got absolutely A-grade pussy, they’re annoying and make mediocre girlfriends but goddamn that pussy is fantastic, better than any white girl I've ever had

[Anonymous No.15478422]

>>15478090
It’s an insult because most Pinoy have very ugly noses desu

[Anonymous No.15478425]

>>15476489
yurocucks SEETHING at no based Jollibee

[Anonymous No.15478440]

>>15477215
America doesn’t have homeless kids begging for food and coins on every street corner like in PH lol

[Anonymous No.15478452]

>>15476948
>>15476972
All countries outside of the USA are indistinguishably irrelevant

[Anonymous No.15479104]

>>15478452
This pic is objectively wrong, because America's job for the last 70 years has been baby-sitting the world. But go off mutt

[Anonymous No.15479232]

>>15476489
americans have it and think it's shit lmao

[Anonymous No.15479234]

>>15476634
You live in a nigger neighborhood

[Anonymous No.15479281]

>>15479104
Your post is objectively wrong because a majority of the posts on this shitty website are faggots feeding their obsession with Americans and making “HURRR AMERICAN THREADS”
I don’t get the obsession with burgers, I’ve been to the states and it’s not that different from Europe

[Anonymous No.15479282]

>>15478440
Yet. Your country seems to be going down the shitter really fast.

[Anonymous No.15479301]

>>15479281
The similarities drive Europeans to madness and they have to find extremely petty reasons to feel superior about as a coping mechanism that America is just holding a mirror up to their faces.

Just about a week ago there was a Norwegian that insisted that they eat pancakes in a radically different way than Americans, as a meal with syrup, sugar, and fruit, thinking that Americans ate pancakes as a dessert. When he was told that Americans do the exact same thing and eat pancakes as a breakfast meal for special occasions, he broke down into a bizarre rage and told people to shut the fuck up. They literally cannot process that there's not that big of a difference.

[Anonymous No.15479333]

>>15477602
That's exactly why it failed in the US. If you look up percentages between countries, you realize this was grossly overpriced comparted to other countries
probably because "Americans can afford it so why not" attitude

[Anonymous No.15479342]

Chillin' with a Filipina at your local Jollibee
Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy
So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me

[Anonymous No.15479355]

>>15476489
Literal poverty food
Looks worse than kfc

[Anonymous No.15479451]

>>15476489
their chicken sammich is pretty ok. haven't tried their chicken on the bone. their french fries are jack in the box tier.

[Anonymous No.15479477]

>>15476489
I'm pretty sure America has some Jellobee locations.

[Anonymous No.15479552]

>>15476489
grats you have the knock off KFC

[Anonymous No.15479858]

>>15476489
That's some shitty looking fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.15479870]

>>15479858
you look like shitty fried chicken

[Anonymous No.15479903]

>>15476507
Flatnoses are so fucking cute its not even funny. I'd murder all whites for another QT flat nosed pinay gf

[Anonymous No.15479991]

>>15479477
They have a shit ton, another anon posted the link to jollibee’s website with the list of USA locations and there is a bunch spread out across the country.
OP is just a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.15480074]

>>15476489
>white rice as a side
>you feel sorry for us

[Anonymous No.15480103]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee to sting me in the ass with her ovipositor stinger After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum I'll watch her pull away shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hotdog meat sauce separates from her body along with the stinger which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy wings furiously showering the area with stale grease as she tries to fly back to the hive but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep and she flops down on the ground hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out

[Anonymous No.15480146]

>>15480103

[Anonymous No.15480329]

>>15476489
Why are those buttermilk biscuits wrapped up in a wrapper with "rice" printed on it?

But only faggot 3rd world would pick plain rice over a crusty warm biscuit.

[Anonymous No.15480367]

Jollybee in the west only sells because of asian consumer comfort branding, yellow fever consumer, overseas filipino workers, or american born patriotic filipinos. In comparison the food sucks, is still unhealthy and in hindsight the set menu and branding are all very mediocre, sweet catsup really made Spaghetti microwaved meanl with preservatives frozen hotdog and a soda included really?

[Anonymous No.15480376]

>>15480367
We've got a tastelet over here.

[Anonymous No.15480405]

In the philippines jollybees is far worse, cheap and mediocre. In fact, mcdonalds shares a similar appeal to them, as it advertise a white western image. Both are staffed by very poor children and long gone adults. Be wary of racial profiling, filipinos who are struggling to survive are weak and predatory by nature, you will be easily overcharged as a tourist. >>15480367

[Anonymous No.15480425]

>see jollibee shit
>have flashbacks of pinay ex

she was the best and worst girl I've ever dated. I love her and hate her even after 6 years. fuck her.

[Anonymous No.15480435]

>>15476489
Why the fuck would I eat there when I could go to Popeyes instead?

[Anonymous No.15481072]

>>15480425
If a pinay is unironically one of the best women you’ve ever dated, then you need to try dating more women lol

[Anonymous No.15481076]

>>15479903
Are you implying that it’s difficult to get another flatnose pinay gf?

[Anonymous No.15481137]

>>15480405

I get overcharged almost everywhere by minorities in the united states. There is some serious fucked up reverse racism shit going on these days

[Anonymous No.15481141]

>>15478452
I mean, the very reason I feel bad for you is your fixated navel gazing. You don't understand anything if all you think about is yourself.

[Anonymous No.15481145]

>>15479301
Wow. Trolled so hard you're still dwelling on it. I don't think you're ready for this website. Many of us have been trolling the internet since before you were born. Ever heard of Usenet? Let's just say I have been plonked quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.15481215]

>>15479281
>>15479301
Do Americans really get this rattled over minimum-effort shitposts?

[Anonymous No.15481550]

redpill me on Palabok fiesta

[Anonymous No.15482109]

>>15481137
> reverse racism
It's just racism.

[Anonymous No.15483431]

>>15476489
Pinoy 'cuisine' is trash, the only thing the Phillipines does right is lady boys.

[Anonymous No.15483857]

>>15476489
We have Jollibee in the US. It's better than KFC but inferior to Popeyes.

[Anonymous No.15483864]

>>15476489

[Anonymous No.15483913]

>>15483857
popeyes is shit. churches is better than popeyes.

[Anonymous No.15483973]

>>15483913
Church's is even worse than KFC in my experience. Maybe I just got unlucky with the location/employees, but when I went there the food was barely edible slop. I'd rather eat fried chicken from Walmart than Church's.

[Anonymous No.15484055]

>>15477215
Manny Pacquiao is shit and you're an inferior sex race that prays to chicken bones.

[Anonymous No.15484099]

>>15476489
You know we have this here too you zipper head

[Anonymous No.15484251]

>>15480425
Same, senpai, same

[Anonymous No.15484259]

>>15481076
No, I just need something to justify the genocide I so dearly want to perpetrate

[Anonymous No.15485441]

>>15476489
>t. fat cope

[... No.15485556]

>>15483857
Popeyes was once great, but they've changed their biscuits to dry butter-esque flavored pucks. They are a far cry from what founder Al Copeland intended them to be and as can be found in the few Copeland restaurants still around.
As such, the reigning chicken champ is now Bojangles with their much better biscuits, and equally good if not better chicken. And fortunately a new location is opening near me so I don't have to fly through RDU to get some. Seriously, their breakfast biscuits are worth dying for. And biscuits and gravy...