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Jollibee General
ITT we discuss the unimpeachable greatness that is Jollibee. Extended topic include general Pinay food, contextual business discussion (comparison to McD/KFC/etc), and similar poodstuffs.

>> No.15481752

They should have just called it KFC because it still works for Korean Fried Chicken

>> No.15481753

>>15481748
fuck off flipshillfaggot

>> No.15481761
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15481761

I would love it if they made buko pie. Coconut is amazing.

>> No.15481767

Oh look, another shill thread.

>> No.15481774
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What made them come up with pic related? It defies sense.

>> No.15481779
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>>15481753
Embrace the Jollibee. You must become one with the Jollibee.

>> No.15481795

>>15481761
>coconut is not amazing
ftfy

>> No.15481806
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>>15481795
How can you not like coconut? I'll give you that they're annoying to prepare, but in terms of flavour, they're incredibly versatile. Smells amazing too.

>> No.15481808
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>> No.15481811

>>15481748
>contextual business discussion (comparison to McD
What's supposed to sell me on the Yumburger when it's smaller AND more expensive than a McDouble?

>> No.15481815 [DELETED] 
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>>15481748
Hello sir, welcome to JOLLIBEE©, may I take your order please? Thank you!

JOLLIBEE©

>> No.15481822

>>15481811
Mostly as a sideorder to chickenjoy, which you can't get at McD's.

>> No.15481840
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>>15481811
Also the Aloha variant is godlike.

>> No.15481843

>>15481761
I'm allergic as fuck to coconut fuck you I dont even like how it tastes anyway but fuck you all the same coconutshill. What the fuck does big but have interest in this board?

>> No.15481917
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>>15481843
I can't imagine a life devoid of coconut. I wash my hair with it.

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>>15481748
>blocks your path

>> No.15482006

>>15481940
They are equally as creepy. Love it.

>> No.15482026
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>>15481940

>> No.15482151

>>15481748
Their app needs some work. Clicking the new tab on the page just redirects me back to said home page.

>> No.15482258

>>15482151
I didn't even know they had an app!

>> No.15482272

Mmmm sugary ketchup spaghetti.

>> No.15483023
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>>15481748
buy Jollibee stock now! get in on the ground floor before it goes to the moon! JBFCF only 3.80 right now!!!

>> No.15484478
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>>15483023
BAI BAI BAI

>> No.15484515

>>15481748
I recently found out they had a location near Chicago. Not interested

>> No.15485258

>>15481748
Fucking embarrassing

>> No.15485404

>>15481748
McChicken is better

>> No.15485580
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>>15485258
If you don't like it, why are you here? Clearly need some chickenjoy in your life.

>> No.15485616

>>15483023
Just ordered 530 shares to see how it goes with these shill threads

>> No.15485626

>>15485616
Did you actually buy shares anon?

>> No.15486151

>webm nuked
>advertisement thread
fuck u jollibee rep

>> No.15486500

>>15481752
It's Filipino, you flyover

>> No.15486519

>>15486500
They all look the same anyway.

>> No.15488021

>>15486519
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.15488022

can I upgrade my water to pineapple juice

>> No.15488053

>>15481917
based lush enjoyer

>> No.15488216

jollibee is only useful for slamming filipina dirties if thats what your into

>> No.15488770

>>15481752
It's nothing like KFC though.

>> No.15488790

>>15481748
Why can't Americans tell Asians apart? Last time I was at a Jollibee's some dude thought the place was a Chinese fast food joint.

>> No.15489576

>>15488790
Because they ("they" being the general NPC masses) don't know shit about the world beyond America. Most of them probably know fuck all beyond the handful of states they've visited. Can probably spice it up a bit with Mexico & Canada, but that's about it. Pushing it with Great Britain, but even then they wouldn't know what countries the UK is comprised of.

>> No.15489674

>>15481748
>Bee good to your health
Hiya Bullet is cheaper-better for everyone you make it quick
>Uncle Roger say only good thing Jollibee is exit

>> No.15489686

>>15481748
Do you ever get bees in your food at Jollibee? I got bees in an enchilada at a Mexican place once.

>> No.15489696

>>15489576
Nigga you retarded. Or you haven’t traveled much in Asia.
Japanese, Chinese, and Korean, can easily differentiate between their groups because of distinct ethnic features, which are also obvious to westerners who have lived in cities with large Asian populations (or watch a lot of Asian porn).
But even the average Japanese, Chinese, & Korean can’t accurately tell SEA’s apart and think Thai, Cambo, Lao, Viet, Flip, etc all look alike.

>> No.15489698
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15489698

> the jollibee challenge
> you have $50
> you must spend as much of it as possible, and consume everything
What do you go for anons?

>> No.15489906

>>15489698
>Hiya-the exit

>> No.15489924

>>15481761
fuck off
I'm a flip and coconut pie is tasteless shit
like it's almost literally tasteless because, you know, coconut meat is fucking tasteless

>> No.15489931

>>15489698
what the fuck are those prices
a single piece of chicken and some spaghetti is almost 9 bucks?
holy shit

>> No.15489945

>>15489696
You legit have face blindness if you can’t tell the difference between a Viet and a pinoy

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>>15481748
disgusting pagpag.

>> No.15490285
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Hey y'all!!! What's your favorite Jollibee menu item?! For me, it's everything (after it's been given some time to cool down). I love leftovers!

>> No.15490327

The closest Jollibee is north of me about 3 hours and 10 minutes away.

The next closest one is south about 3 hours and 30 minutes away.

>> No.15491632

>>15490327
You should write them and let them know that there is demand in your area!

>> No.15491861

yes

>> No.15493447

>>15489696
>Asian porn
Japan's like the only country that produces porn in all of Asia.

>> No.15493448
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>> No.15493740

>>15493448
What a fat piece of shit.

>> No.15494513

>>15493447
Retard

>> No.15494541

>>15494513
Prove me wrong.

>> No.15494576

>>15481748
is it actually good? I just moved to Las Vegas and they have Jollibee here, thinking about trying it

>> No.15494612

what should one order from Jolibee? Their fried chicken looks pretty good, but the spaghetti looks nasty imo

>> No.15494694

>>15494612
stick to chickenjoy and palabok. unless you like sugary spaghetti stay away from that

>> No.15495400

>>15494541
Have sex, incel

>> No.15495798

>>15495400
I'll have sex with you

>> No.15495954

>>15494612
The desserts are all pretty good too. But yeah the sides and spaghetti are nothing special. You can probably recreate all of them at home pretty easily.

>> No.15496776

When are you retards going to reopen your borders for tourism? There are hordes of Filipinas whose vaginas are desperately awaiting my seed.

>> No.15496782

>>15483023
come on reddit. we can DO it!

>> No.15496822
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>>15489924
In all seriousness, you probably have something wrong with your sense of smell and/or taste. Ever been diagnosed with anosmia?

I had a girlfriend who was born with it, it's not just for people who got the moo shu bat flu last year.

>> No.15497779

I ate at Jolibee a few times in asia but do they have anything other than fried chicken?
I like their spaghetti I guess but they really should up the variety in their stores with more stuff other than fried chicken.

>> No.15499445

>>15497779
try the aloha burger

>> No.15499484
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>>15497779

>> No.15499806

>>15481748
is jolibee why filipinos are so powerful?

>> No.15499812

What is this chink shit

>> No.15499953

>>15494576
the appeal of jollibee in the philippines is that it's McDonalds priced with a lot more of a filipino flavour.
That is not the case in North America. It's utterly pointless here.

>> No.15500022

>>15488021
dialte

>> No.15500137

>>15488021

Dilate troon

>> No.15500185

>>15481748
aren't they expanding the number of locations here in the US? they just opened one in Arizona a few years back and they're opening a second in Houston

>> No.15500855

>>15488021
t. dilate seething tranny

>> No.15501133

>>15499806
Yes

>> No.15501210

>>15481748
Most powerful thread in /ck/ right now

>> No.15501236

>>15481748
Why don't they set up in BC?

>> No.15501250

>>15501236
Fucking d'oh. They set up one out in Surrey. But for some reason it's not listed on their website.

>> No.15501291
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>>15481840
Yes it does

>> No.15501301

>>15483023
>JBFCF
>>15485616
They are not on robinhood, where can I buy them

>> No.15501308

>>15489931
I think thats flip bucks

>> No.15501313

>>15495798
Not him but there is some CAV and KAVs but they all suck and are not long kinos like JAV

>> No.15501808

>>15501308
Not flip bux, those are like 5 pesos to the dollar or something.
Likely Canadian money.

>> No.15501950

>>15501808
*50

>> No.15502108

>>15481748
The Philippines is the fly over state of Asia. Their food automatically sucks.

>> No.15502285

>>15502108
> the fly over state
What does this phrase mean? Not encountered it before.

>> No.15502300

>>15502285
"fly-over" refers to the American states (and often Canadian provinces) of the North American Interior, so called fly over because people mainly encounter them flying over them between coasts.
The idea is that these places aren't particularly interesting.

>> No.15502320

>>15502300
Ah, that's what I thought, but good to check. Thanks for the explanation anon. Not sure if I agree, not super hot on Philippines, but I know their gov is whack.

>> No.15502330

>>15502320
It's more or less true. When it comes to Asia the rest of it usually higher up on tourists bucket lists. Most folks going there are either folks with a connection to the islands (family and shit) or sex tourists.

>> No.15503637

bee bump

>> No.15505624
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>> No.15505647

>>15505624
gross

>> No.15505778

>>15505647
They think the same about you, but they will still fuck you anyway unless you are poor.

>> No.15505863

>>15481761
Coconut is disgusting

>> No.15505883

>>15505863
This. I like coconut flavor but shredded coconut is nasty. That texture man.

>> No.15505918

I have never tried jolibee.
Which items should I try?

>> No.15506204
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>>15505918
All of them!

>> No.15506215

>>15505918
The spaghetti and the pancit are uniquely filipino. You might not like it, but then you can at least say you've tasted it. The rest is, frankly, uninteresting and overpriced.
Tho if you're in the philippines get jollibee on the reg, because it's better than McDonalds at the same price. The rice is slightly less of a brick there.

>> No.15506219

>>15481748
so my exec chef made like 5 full sheet trays of lumpia for an app special. we sold 2 and the rest have been my personal snack stash for like 3 months because they're just taking up space in the walk-in freezer. shits kino with a little sweet chili.

>> No.15506266

>>15489698
18pc spicy chicken nightmare for $45, 1 $3 burger and a choco sundae