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15484938 No.15484938 [Reply] [Original]

How the fuck do they get away with this?

>> No.15484942

>>15484938
costco makes most of their money from membership fees

>> No.15484950

>Members have always been told that the hot dog deal is a "loss leader," or an item offered to lure in shoppers. But there is more to it than that. CEO W. Craig Jelinek was told by Costco's founder that the price was non-negotiable. He said, per 425 Business, "I came to Jim Sinegal once and I said, 'Jim, we can't sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.' And he said, 'If you raise the...hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.' That's all I really needed.

>> No.15484953

>>15484938
>and polish
and polish... what?

>> No.15484957

What's stopping me from going into costco, buying only a hotdog and chilling at the food court for the entire day, enjoying free drinks?

>> No.15484959
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15484959

>>15484938
For me it's the Costco Poutine

>> No.15484960

>>15484957
nothing at all, i just wish i lived closer to one cause their supreme pizzas could feed me for 3 days

>> No.15484961

>>15484957
at my costco you have to show a membership card to get to the food court area

>> No.15484963

>>15484950
Now how do they do the giga chicken for $5?

>> No.15484965

>>15484957
It's take out only right now

>> No.15484976
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15484976

>>15484957
1. you pay a membership fee
2. the polish is kill

>> No.15484977

>>15484961
I just walk in with a work uniform and tell them I'm getting lunch in any Costco in town.

>> No.15484987

>>15484963
Same thing.
>>15484959
How are the tendies?

>> No.15485001

>>15484957
Do you not understand how Costco works? You have to pay a membership to shop there, although some places will let non-members into to food court

>> No.15485008

>tfw got my Costco membership revoked for hanging around the store too much

>> No.15485023
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>>15484961
>>15485001
>pay for membership once
>never renew it and keep card
>enjoy practically free drinks everyday
it's foolproof

>> No.15485030

>>15484987
Haven't personally tried them.

>> No.15485087

>>15484938
They like to pretend that it's a "loss leader" i.e. it brings people in but they don't make much off of it. Truth is they use the hot dogs that are past their best by date or close to it. Shit would be thrown out anyways so why not sell it cheap and get the fat Ameritards to freak out about how cheap it is

>> No.15485140

>>15484938
I hear that Costco is a pretty great place to work. Is this accurate?

>> No.15485149

>>15485140
yeah it's pretty decent and nice bennies my friend worked there for a while

>> No.15485163

>>15484963
From what I've read, a few years ago costco built their own chicken farm. They no longer buy it all from other chicken farmers. This has allowed them to increase margin on rotisserie chicken

>> No.15485199

>>15485149
>>15485140
better than krogers?

>> No.15485205

>>15484938
Loss leader item. Same with their Rotisserie chicken.

>> No.15485208

>>15485199
idk we dont have krogers in leafland

>> No.15485211

>>15484950
>If you raise the...hot dog, I will kill you.
your mother said the same thing to me

>> No.15485216

>>15484938
Clever wording.
>1/4 pound PLUS
>all beef hot dog or polish
It is literally 1/4 pound of garbage and sawdust PLUS some all beef. They probably save money by passing off their waste as food and not having to dispose of it properly.

>> No.15485238

>>15485216
That's not remotely true, but if it makes you feel better, keep believing it I guess?

>> No.15485245

>>15485238
The perfect "in denial" response.

>> No.15485256
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15485256

>>15485245
Not really. Large companies don't actually get away with those sort of wacky shenanigans now that there are thousands of lawyers out there who specialize in fleecing them for false or incorrect labelling. Products have never been more transparent. It's the small companies who get away with it.

>> No.15485263

>>15484938
AND A FREE SODA TO BOOT

>> No.15485269

How it's a loss? One sausage costs like 30 cents, one bun maybe 20 cents and onions are cheap

>> No.15485278

>>15485256
Lolling at ingredients list, this would be 2nd grade product (after highest grade and first grade) and cost 1.50 in my 3rd world country

>> No.15485294

>>15485269
They're probably breaking even after they have to pay their sack of shit employees to cook all the shit and for the real estate and electricity and za and shieett. Where they really lose money is on the chickens.

>> No.15485296

>>15485278
>beef
>water
>sugar
>salt
>spices
>preservatives
Literally a sausage

>> No.15485303

>>15485278
Luckily for us you’re in your third world sewer so the rest of us don’t have to suffer your existence

>> No.15485318

>>15484938
I dunno, but do you know that pink guy kirbo? Yeah, I eat these hotdogs like kirbo. Haha get in me!

>> No.15485332

>>15484959
you sonofabitch. jelly as fuck

>> No.15485333

>>15484950
"Losing our rear ends" means "not making a shitton of money" in Boomer speak

>> No.15485343

>>15484976
>>15485001
You don't need to be a member for buy things from the food court.
Also Wisconsin Costco never got Polish Sausage instead we got Brats, but they killed that too.

>> No.15485377

>>15484959
Their fries and gravy is the better choice. The gravy comes in a separate cup so you can dip the hot crispy fries in it.

>>15485343
>You don't need to be a member for buy things from the food court.
You do need to be a member to enter the store, though. If the food court doesn't have its own entrance, they can deny you entry (unless you pull the whole "just getting prescriptions" or "I'm here to buy liquor" or whatever workaround works in your area).

>> No.15485381

>>15485278
>admits he's from a 3rd world country
>doesn't know what goes into a fucking sausage
Pottery.

>> No.15485386

>>15485377
Just go in the Exit side, the wagies on that side don't give a shit.

>> No.15485389

>>15484953
you either get a hot dog or hot polish

>> No.15485391

>>15484957
you have to pay to get to the food court aka $60 yrly memebrshi

>> No.15485392

>>15485386
Used to work, but they've got those retarded chinkflu occupancy limits.

>> No.15485395

Ok my dudes I gotta know. How do the polish sausage compare to the hotdog?

>> No.15485397

>>15484938
Wholesale bro>>15484957

>> No.15485401

>>15484957
The samples

>> No.15485410

>>15484963
Govt subsidizes rotisserie chickens. Most grocers have $5-$6 chix

>> No.15485413

>>15485410
>Govt subsidizes rotisserie chickens
lol no they don't

>> No.15485419

>>15485395
Eh, tastes a little different, but I think that's just the spices.

>> No.15485420

>>15484950
>"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out."
Unfathomably based!

>> No.15485424

>>15485343
You have to in Hawaii. We even have outdoor food courts, but now you have to get your card scanned in order to buy food.

>> No.15485427

>>15485419
and the ground up polish people

>> No.15485452

How do you even get into Costco these days without a membership? I guess I could tagalong with a member and pay them back, but that sounds dildos.

>> No.15485458

>>15485452
you can't get into costco without a membership, it's punishable by up to 3 years in prison and they have facial recognition software now

>> No.15485465

its a microscale example of why having strict boarder control is important

you can offer good deals on things if you're controlling who is in there and how much they are paying into it
if liberals want stuff like universal basic income and universal healthcare they need to realize this comes with the cost of not allowing immigrants from shitholes into the country

>> No.15485472

>>15485452
Honestly, you can split the cost between two households since the give you two cards per membership (though it's 'technically' supposed to be for an immediate family member). My mom and I split the cost even though I moved out years ago. It's not like the cashier gives a damn, and you don't need to replace the cards when you renew.

>> No.15485500

>>15484976
Only Costco USA got rid of the Polish dog at the food court. Costco Canada still sells the Polish dog (which hilariously enough is imported from the US). Also, I've never seen a fucking acai bowl at a Costco food court up here.
Even funnier, the deal is still $1.50 up in leafland, which is $1.17 in burgerbucks.

>> No.15485509

>>15485386
They actually treat the wagies like human beings so usually the workers there do give some semblance of a shit.

>> No.15485523

>>15484938
Kike magic. You should know by now.

>> No.15485528

>>15485523
You mean they get loaned hotdogs they don't own, sell those hotdogs for even less, and then profit the difference?

>> No.15485535

>>15485528
Exactly. I cant explain it but it works for (((them)))

>> No.15485772

>>15485452
>Beginning June 1, 2021, Costco membership will not be required for entry into the store if the patron agrees to receive a COVID-19 vaccine and sample of male-to-female hormone replacement therapy, both free of charge, at an in-store Costco Pharmacy clinic before shopping.

>> No.15485779

>>15485772
I'm already a Costco member, does the offer stand?

>> No.15485783

>>15485001
>pay a membership to shop there
>pay a membership
>to shop
What the hell is wrong with Americans

>> No.15485791

>>15485779
Yes but not the vaccine part only the HRT

>> No.15485792

Had one of these bad boys today. You don't need a membership to buy food at the food court. Just walk in through the exit. it's all automated now and you don't need to enter a number at the auto checkouts where you order the food.

For me, it's the chicken wings

>> No.15485796

>>15484961
You don't need this at my local store. I buy food there all the time without it. That sounds mega gay that they check at some stores. I just walk in through the exit and order from the computers they use now, pick up the food and walk out with the receipt

>> No.15485805

>>15484938
or polish??

>> No.15485826

>>15485278
Now explain why our life expectancy is higher eating sawdust than yours eating real meat.

>> No.15485837

>>15485826
More shekels = high tech health system to keep landwhales alive

>> No.15485973

>>15485424
I've heard Costco is a must if you live in Hawaii since groceries are so expensive at other store there.
Is that true?

>> No.15485997

>>15485772
>a COVID-19 vaccine
I don't see why anyone would until June receive a vaccine, but with most vaccines multiple dosages just have no effect.
>and sample of male-to-female hormone replacement therapy
Since hormone therapy requires an extended use to be effective, it would be useless to gauge response from one dosage, regardless of one's position on the treatment. I tried to look up the source you had to confirm this, but I was unable to find any reference beyond your post.

Regardless of one's opinion on either of those things, it is more a question on whether the inconvenience of receiving both is worth the convenience of entering Costco without membership.

>> No.15486002

>>15485500
Based fellow Leaflander.

The Polish Dog is my lifeline.

>> No.15486014

>>15484950
based

>> No.15486016

I wouldn't get a vaccine because it's a meme disease that isn't even dangerous

>> No.15486021

>>15484938
The same way people profit from short selling. The economy has been messed up by people who exploit the social agreement that currency has inherent value.

>> No.15486078

>>15484957
nothing, if you don't mind being surrounded by a rotating pack of chattering spics and their spastic children

>> No.15486126

>>15485783
I bought the expensive membership, this year they paid me to shop there. Last year my membership (the $120 one) only cost me $5 out of pocket.

>> No.15486147

They used to do these fucking based dipped ice cream bars at costco. Huge vanilla bars with a chocolate shell on them. You could get them with almonds in the shell too, I think.

I'll never get over that they got rid of those things.

>> No.15486153

>>15485465
Fuck off retard.

>> No.15486158

>>15484960
>3 days
Larp harder,Mr. H. Planet

>> No.15486170

>>15485465
Man has a point.

>> No.15486179

>>15484957
Nothing. You can walk right in if no one's looking. But does that sound like an exciting day to you? Lol

>> No.15486284

>>15486179
Unlimited drinks sounds amazingly exciting

>> No.15486413

>>15484961
thats lame,i live in san diego and the costco i go to has the food court outside of the store

>> No.15486550
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15486550

>>15484957
not a thing, koreans make "salad" with just the onions, mustard and ketchup.

>> No.15486561

>>15485395
The Costco food court Hot Dogs and Polish Sausages are both 100% beef (no pork or other meats), have identical servings sizes (123g/0.27lb), calories (370), nutrition facts, and ingredients.

The ONLY difference is that the order of the garlic vs spices are swapped in the ingredients. Hot dogs have more “spices” and less garlic. Polish sausages have more garlic and less “spices”.

>> No.15486595

>>15485783
It’s the same here in the U.K., I think
I pay £25 a year for trader membership, it’s cheaper than personal membership and can go any time it’s open. To me it’s worth it as I save money on things I buy and don’t have to do another 40 mile round trip to another cash and carry.

>> No.15486621

>>15485783
The company sells a number of products at a notable markdown because they: a.) focus on volume of sales, b.) provide wholesale service to businesses, and c.) charge an annual fee to use their stores. By buying their best discounted products, you basically recoup the cost of membership in savings under two or three shopping trips, meaning the rest is pure discount.

Basically, it's providing the commercial model of sales to the common consumer. The business is making money and the customer is saving no matter what happens, but the business charges a fee to help cover its costs for customers that don't provide the benefit of large purchases.

Also, they used to offer free/discounted membership to those who held certain credit cards, but I think they scrapped that in most places.

>> No.15486626

>>15484938
Whats wrong? Looks good.

>> No.15486761

>>15484957
Nothing. Have fun. You’re completely welcome to

>> No.15486765

>>15485008
No such thing

>> No.15486769

>>15484938
Because you pay for it, what are you stupid or something?

>> No.15486770

>>15485087
You wish

>> No.15486775

>>15485294
Fuck you

>> No.15486778

You guys are so fucking insecure and paranoid about a good deal. The way some of you flounder around trying to act betrayed by this is hilarious

>> No.15486787

>>15485333
Lol trips don’t lie, a boomer could make $1000 dollars on an item and because he didn’t make $100,000 he would be “taking a massive profit loss” boomers are scum, that being said Costco is based as fuck and I do 99.99% of my shopping there. If I didn’t shop at Costco I would spend twice as much for half the amount of food that wasn’t as quality as what Costco sells. You ever looked at how much shit costs at Slaveway or Target? Asp Costco pays its employees pretty well and they get good benefits. The chicken is a massive profit loss as well which I fully believe, you can’t even buy a raw whole chicken that size and cook it yourself for that cheap anymore.

>> No.15486788

its the most subpar "food" product ever

fucking gross. only fat cheap tub of shits eat this crap.

>> No.15486792

>>15485772
This is why Costco isn't allowed to have pharmacies in Australia.

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>>15486788

>> No.15486799

>>15486778
I get a good deal at dollar general. There's no betrayl there.

>> No.15486800

>>15485278
Thank Christ you live in a third world shithole, I would hate to have to suffer from your cuntish attitude in my glorious first world nation.

>> No.15486804

>>15486792
Isn't there a different name for costco in Aussieland?

>> No.15486805

>>15486787
Are you kidding me? If you personally found out you could have sold something for $100k you had sold for $1k you would absolutely feel $99k loss. Craig is definitely a high-powered commercial accountant whose priority is making profit work, but you’re lying to yourself if you say you don’t understand why you don’t want to sell a valuable item at only 1/100 their cost

>> No.15486811

>>15486805
>high-powered commercial accountant
What a load of shit. Those faggots are the most fucked up on the planet and need to be watched by watchers watching the accountants. They're real creeps.

>> No.15486814

>>15485465
Absolutely one of if not the most based statements I’ve ever read on this site, shit is fucking /pol/ tier screencap worthy. Guaranteed shitskin coping material.

>> No.15486816

>>15486799
So you’re calling the Costco hot dog a low quality product? Got anything at all to back that up?

>> No.15486821

>>15485509
This, although I live in the Bay Area so the Costco I go to is manned by joggers and no matter how much you pay them or treat them right they still don’t give a shit.

>> No.15486826

>>15486811
Look I’m agreeing Craig would have a desire and ability to abuse profit margin, I mean the entire company is run on arbitrage and labor, I’m just saying your example that you should be okay selling a $100k value item for $1k is utter nonsense

>> No.15486832

I wouldn't trust an accountant further than I could throw it into a shark infested ocean.

>> No.15486837

>>15486826
What are you on about?

>> No.15486839

>>15486826
The only Craig I've met was from high school and he's got a PhD now.

>> No.15486841

>>15486805
>Craig the customers love this item but we aren’t making nearly as much money as we could be!!! We should make it out of plastic and poop and charge double so our profit margin will be huuuuuuuge!
Hand rubbing intensifies, god forbid a business actually think about the enjoyment of its customers for once and not just it’s profit margin. You can have both obviously as Costco is one of the most successful grocery businesses at the moment and their profits keep increasing every year. Go away you Goldstein.

>> No.15486842

>>15485163
This is true. Costco owns the entire supply chain for their chickens in most countries they operate in, from farm to shelf. Their business model is to basically buy out as much of the supply chain above them as they can to control and manage their wholesale prices.

>>15486804
Nah, same name.

>> No.15486847

>>15486837
>he doesn't know Craig
>>15486839
Not that Craig.

>> No.15486856

>>15486847
Fair enough, damn I wanted to visit Austraila with my girlfriend, just didn't happen.

>> No.15486858
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>>15486805
>Craig is definitely a high-powered commercial accountant
Actually, he's just your average guy who worked his way up through grocery wagie jobs to a manager position and got noticed by the board for good performance. His highest level of education is a BA from San Diego State.

>> No.15486862

>>15486837
That it’s stupid to say anyone should sell anything at 1/100th it’s price!

>> No.15486867

>>15486841
It’s a great company. You’re literally whining because the founder wouldn’t let a CEO change the price of the hot dog - they literally did it for you. They did exactly what you want

>> No.15486868

>>15486862
Get over yourself and get to Roogos Reast.

>> No.15486870

>>15485087
>"Why are Costco hot dogs so cheap?"
>AMERICANS...
Obsessed

>> No.15486877

Damn I wish that I could find a picture of roogos reast. It was right across the street from my high school and nobody took a picture of it.

>> No.15486882

>>15486870
eurotrash is pretty horrible

>> No.15486887

rego's roost even

>> No.15486917
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15486917

>>15485023
That's not king

>> No.15486925

>>15485381
Gotta get that yellow glaze.
Uranium.

>> No.15486929

>>15485424
That was always a wish, it just hasn't happened yet.

>> No.15486942

>>15485381
Potters of Furst?
dimiension x - potters of furst

>> No.15487295

>>15484959
Is this a Canada only thing? Never seen this before here.

>> No.15487338
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15487338

>>15487295
Yes, poutine is generally a Canada-only thing, much as that confounds me.

>> No.15487348

>>15487338
Good keep it there, overrated as shit anyway.

>> No.15487373

>>15486816
Not that guy, but I totally think the hot dogs are low quality, considering I work there. They also used covid as an excuse to cut out the combo pizza and now they bring the chicken bakes in pre-made and frozen. I am ultra pissed, the old bakes were delicious

>> No.15487408

>>15487373
I work there too, the hot dog is great

>> No.15487491

>>15484957
nothing, I do this.

>> No.15487534

>>15486867
All the Costco employees I know love the place and shop there.

>> No.15487583

>>15487534
Yep

>> No.15487590

>>15487348
>French fries with gravy and cheese are overrated
Have you ever considered that you might be a faggot?

>> No.15488215

>>15486821
>bay area
>joggers

?????

i thought it was all chinks and poos over there

>> No.15488221

>>15487590
shut up fatty

>> No.15488224

>>15484938
It's lips and assholes

>> No.15488227

>>15488224
>shaming people for avoiding food waste by eating offal
classist/10

>> No.15488283

>>15487590
>soggy fries
>unmelted rubbery cheese curds
>gravy that gets cold in 2 minutes

keep your sloppa leaf fag

>> No.15488311

>>15484938
>How the fuck do they get away with this?
They literally bought the entire production line for the item. They got squeezed by the old hot dog supplier at one point so they bought a factory, figured out the exact mix and started making it themselves.

>> No.15488319

>>15484959
Costco poutine is honestly a solid 8.5/10 poutine but the price makes it 10/10. It's not the best you can have but to get it's level of quality most places will charge like 6-8 bucks for a portion half its size

>> No.15488326

Friendly reminder that those dogs have always been highly rated in taste tests and can be found in the freezer section. Also that the only way to enjoy these are to boil them because they are intentionally made to be extra salty. Also we need a /pthc/ board.

>> No.15488332

>>15485391
$547.5 for a hotdog every day
+$60 for the membership
$607.5 total or $1.66/day for lunch every single day of the year. Could even do $3.16/day for two hotdogs a day for lunch.

>> No.15488509

>>15488332
and die of colon cancer 5 years later yes

>> No.15488633

>>15487348
>grape yucky anyway, me no want

>> No.15488793

>>15485199
Kroger's sucks ass.

>> No.15488831

>>15484950
the CEO is also pays a good wage and refused to slash wages to drive up dividend prices. Costco is a good company to work for and support

>> No.15489111

>>15484957
COVID-19 indoor dining restrictions

>> No.15489149

>>15484959
Snuck into the Kamloops costco with a US membership card, felt /cheeky/ buying poutine and pineapple pizza at the indoor(!) food court

>> No.15489153

>>15484959
Yessssss it’s so good

>> No.15489166

>>15489149
Are the burger ones outdoor? I've only been to the canuck and mexican ones, love their churros.

>> No.15489194

>>15489166
Yeah, all the ones I've seen have been outdoor. Granted, I live in California, so it's probably just to take advantage of the nice weather.
>churros
Thanks for reminding me, gonna grab one next time I stop by, shit is cash

>> No.15489212

I own a winter mansion in Hawaii and I love costco. Its like a small taste of back on the mainland and are very reasonable with everything. Good poke and sushi cheap milk and it's all just great. Even find links to preteen pussy I shit you not with the dark people hanging around outside.

>> No.15489265

>>15489149
I thought all membership worked with all costcos

>> No.15489285

>>15489194
Sounds crazy to me. I'm used to them being on the opposite side of the registers.
>>15489265
Correct.

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15489317

>>15489212
You fucking what

>> No.15489447

>>15486550
That.... actually doesn't sound that bad.
If I had more confidence/less worry about looking like a weirdo, I might try that next time I go.

>> No.15491473

You can walk into a Costco without having a membership by telling them you’re only using the pharmacy.

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15491480

>>15484938
they still gross over a few million a year selling them!

>> No.15491597

>>15485216
They're not in the back alley stuffing hot dog casings with garbage, anon. Life isn't an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

>> No.15491640

>>15484938

Retired (disabled, hit by a UPS truck)
Costco is 2.5 miles from my front door
My dog is a trained and certified Service Dog
Everyday dog and I walk to Costco
Don't even have to show my card
Order a Hot Dog for lunch
Counter folks always give me a cooked half hotdog with no bun for pup
5 mile walk, with my best friend, great lunch
Thanks Costco

>> No.15491821

>>15491640
Living the dream

>> No.15491846

>>15491640
Love guys like you. The regulars

>> No.15492049

>>15486179
Yes because I'm not some cuck who wears a face mask and WILL stand my ground if they try to stop me.

>> No.15492068

>>15488224
Millennials take pride in eating ass dude your post probably helped boost their sales a bit.

>> No.15492176

>>15484938
>>15484957
>>15484961
>>15485452
>>15485500
>live in California for work
>had to fill prescriptions without insurance
>Costco fills cheapest
>get into Costco w/out membership by simply telling them I'm there to use pharmacy
>get a hotdog everytime I drop off or pick up prescriptions
>literally the best meal deal for food in California
Have I made it? Did I beat the system?

>> No.15492180

>>15488215
Oakland?

>> No.15492184

>>15488224
great outdoors ref. noice!

>> No.15492186

>>15486561
Wow /ck/ is far more knowledgeable about food than I thought

>> No.15492188

>>15484957
BIG BRAIN

>> No.15492220

I was told I’m not allowed at Costco anymore because 3 years ago I was drinking some alcohol I bought there and eating pizza. I wasn’t distributive or rude or anything but I said “let me finish my pizza real quick” and the woman walked off then like 3 mins later a cop tapped me on the shoulder and said if I don’t leave I’m going to jail so I go to leave and the cop told me I’m banned from the store.

>sell alcohol
>can’t drink it in the store
>sell food
>it’s ok to eat it in the store

Makes zero sense.

>> No.15492225

>>15492220
>distributive

I meant disruptive

>> No.15492262

>>15492220
You dumb bitch.

>> No.15492478
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15492478

>>15492220
This is you.

>> No.15493246

>>15484959
wtf I don't have fries or chicken at my Costco I'm incredibly jealous

>> No.15493331

>>15492220
Ignorance of the law isn't a defense, you dumb penis wrinkle.

>> No.15493398

>>15485023
Oh shit they never do check those at the actual food court. Good goin anon, I mooch off my parents but they got some of the tastiest fast food there. The pizza is really good too

>> No.15493682

>>15484950
what a good man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-kM31uWwuI

>> No.15493691

>>15484938
You're paying for it via your membership fee. Much like """"free""""" healthcare.

>> No.15493697

>>15486805
hello boomer

>> No.15494139

>>15484938
>50c boiled sausage made from imitation meat
>slap it on a 50c breadroll
>dont even bother to toast the breadroll
>dont even bother to throw the sausage on the bbq
>still make 50c profit
>all while luring retards into shopping there because "HEY MA, I CAN GET A 40 POUND JAR O' PICKLES VERY SLIGHTLY CHEAPER!"

>> No.15494147 [DELETED] 

>>15489317
I own a winter mansion in Hawaii and I love costco. Its like a small taste of back on the mainland and are very reasonable with everything. Good poke and sushi cheap milk and it's all just great. Even find links to preteen pussy I shit you not with the dark people hanging around outside.

>> No.15494598

>>15492220
Should've brown bagged it. If niggas could figure it out, then you have no excuse

>> No.15494780

>>15485973
Depends on how many mouths you have to feed and how you want to do it. Milk can be as high a $9 a gallon in other stores.

>> No.15494822

>>15493682
A pack of Bar S is like a dollar. Pretty sure Costco can get them wholesale for even cheaper.

>> No.15494866

>>15494822
Bar S hotdogs also taste like shit. Costco hot dogs do not.

>> No.15494874

>>15494866
That's not the point. Costco may be all-beef, but they can't be that much more expensive than any other hotdog.

>> No.15495028

>>15485140
Worked there and quit after 7 weeks because I got sick of my nigger bitch manager and all the spics who worked there

>> No.15495329

>>15487338
the restaurant i used to work at served a mushroom poutine that was pretty damned good
mushroom gravy was made in house using fresh mushrooms grown by a mushroom farmer
fries were hand cut twice fried
can't do much with cheese curds, but they were there
topped with crispy fried oyster mushrooms

>> No.15495661

>>15494822
During cookout holidays in the US walmart sells Bar-S hotdogs for $.25/8 pack as a loss leader.

>> No.15495877

>>15485008
>tfw got my Costco membership revoked for harrasing other customers

>> No.15496706

>>15484938
Costco stopped putting out any pickle relish because COVID-19.

No, it doesn't make any sense to me either.

Class action for false advertising?

>> No.15496709

Costco food court sucks. Costco membership is worth it but that was the most disappointing part of it. I don't even know how you fuck up a hot dog but they did.

>> No.15496724

>>15493398
Yeah, I gave my mother my card so she could shop there, I just ask for a temporary one every time I go in. Fuckers won't give me a second one for her because we don't live at the same address.

>>15493246
Varies by country. Pretty sure he's in Canada since he typed the poo-word.

Taiwan used to have an absolutely fucking amazing chicken sandwich. OTOH the pizza there is completely inedible shit.

>> No.15496739

>>15484953
polish sausage

>> No.15496786

>>15485333
checked and agreed. theyre greedy pieces of shit

>> No.15496800

>>15492049
based

>> No.15496820

>>15496724
Just lie. They don't fucking know where you live.

>> No.15497055 [DELETED] 

>>15494780
ah hahaha fuck pineapple niggers

>> No.15497491

>>15485256

>Costco hotdogs don't have fucking corn syrup in them.

Here I was thinking only walmarts were the better ones, good to know.

>> No.15497506

>>15484961
you dumbass. you're walking in the wrong door.

>> No.15497512

>>15493331
What law was a breaking?

>> No.15497568

>>15497491
I mean, if you want to be picky and avoid corn products, dextrose is a starch-derived sugar and is usually made from corn or potato starch.

>> No.15497581

>>15485465
Careful, using such absolute indisputable logic, that is so painfully true is what really makes the left fly into a rage.

Also, based as fuck comment.

>> No.15497594

>>15497512
Public intoxication. It's illegal in the US to drink anywhere that isn't your bar or your home.

>> No.15497608

>>15494139
>tfw you can't justify the cost of a costco membership because you're a single person household

feels bad frens

>> No.15497613

>>15497594
not in Vegas ;)

>> No.15497624

>>15497613
I somehow doubt he was boozing it up at the vegas costco but call me a critic.

>> No.15497630

>>15497624
not gonna lie, I didn't even read whoever you replied to, just wishing I was back in Vegas again pre covid

>> No.15497635

>>15497630
Don't we all anon, don't we all.

>> No.15497683

>>15497630
I'd say we should all get together for a fatfu/ck/ weekend in Vegas, but I get the feeling more than a couple of us would probably end up pulling a "Leaving Las Vegas"-tier bender.

>> No.15498693

Can you live off two hot dogs a day?

>> No.15498720

>>15498693
Depends on your starting circumstances and definition of "live".

>> No.15498739

>>15498720
Live as in not starve to death

>> No.15498754

>>15498739
Then that falls to the "starting circumstances" part.

>> No.15498800

3 hot dogs a day = $4.50
4.50 * 365 = 1642.50
You can feed yourself 3 meals everyday of the year for 1.6 grand.

>> No.15498993

>>15498800
Or
3 ramen blocks a day = $0.75
0.75 * 365 = 273.75
You can feed yourself 3 meals everyday of the year for 275 dollars

>> No.15498999

>>15498800
Then you’ll only wind up paying $14,300 for the hospital bill when you get scurvy and have a stroke at 23yo

>> No.15499007

>>15497594
I wasn’t in public and I wasn’t intoxicated. Costco isn’t open to the public, You have to be a member

>> No.15499333

>>15498999
Live in Canada, problem solved

>> No.15499698

>>15486816
>Got anything at all to back that up?
his colon!

>> No.15499741

>>15499007
Are you retarded.

>> No.15499831

>>15485149
be my reference i wanna work at costco

>> No.15499839

>>15492176
>costco fills the cheapest
Cheaper than CVS? Asking for a friend..

>> No.15499856

>>15484938
Everyone on this board is so fucking poor its deeply depressing

Imagine picking your fast food of choice solely on price