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>> No.15493382

>>15493360
Post the other ones. I need them for reasons. Bonus internets for the ones mocking him.

>> No.15493383

delete this

>> No.15493409
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>> No.15493417
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>> No.15493422

>entire slam of mystery meat, fat and all

>> No.15493423

>>15493409
>Hold up as we let your $200 steak come down to room temperature as we spend 45 mins covering it in gold leaf.

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>> No.15493460
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>> No.15493462
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>>15493451
Never had one from there, but garbage plates are good

>> No.15493471

>>15493422
>can't recognize a beef rib

Back to /v/ with you, underage tourist

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>>15493460
oh fuck I used to love that commercial

>> No.15493474

>>15493462
>simple
that's the joke right

>> No.15493484
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>>15493474

>> No.15493488

>>15493462
but why

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>> No.15493505

>>15493462
Why are these kind of videos always so disgusting?

>> No.15493514

>>15493484
>rim the glass

>> No.15493515
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>>15493505

>> No.15493558

>>15493491
It's just a heated onahole.

>> No.15493563

>>15493499
Is that Tammy?

>> No.15493604

>>15493491
If you haven't seen AVE's review of this, you're really missing out.

>> No.15493612

>>15493515
Mama Mia! Just like in Napoli!

>> No.15493615

>>15493499
Now thats what I call sloppa!

>> No.15493621

>>15493462
>Pulled pork
>Using lean pork

You had one fucking job

>> No.15493624

>>15493621
it's not even pork lol it's chicken

>> No.15493625
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>>15493499
WE CALL THIS CREMA

>> No.15493632
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>>15493621
lol, it's chicken

>> No.15493639
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>> No.15493643

>>15493360
So much meat for one bun

>> No.15493644
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>>15493360

>> No.15493651

>>15493515
Do Americans really?!

>> No.15493652
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>> No.15493658
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>>15493651
epic meal time was really popular at one point

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>> No.15493669

>>15493665
Do Brazilians really?

>> No.15493672
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>> No.15493685

>>15493672
>>15493677
Do Bongs really?!

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>> No.15493698

>>15493491
Looks like a log of shit coming out of my asshole.

>> No.15493700

>>15493677
Would eat if I had a taste of that mystery sauce at the end.

>> No.15493710

>>15493688
im about to throw up

>> No.15493802

>>15493658
why would you open the bag like that??

>> No.15493818
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>>15493710

>> No.15493847

>>15493698
Out of YOUR asshole? Fuck you. It looks like a log of shit out of MY asshole.

>> No.15493895

>>15493639
This is retarded, I would be so annoyed at this restaurant.

>> No.15493900

>>15493895
you're not the clientelle. People don't go there for the food; notice how none of the staff are fat

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>>15493818

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>>15493935

>> No.15493984

>>15493360
Wtf is that retarded slop
Is that a professional chef?!

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>> No.15494041 [DELETED] 

>>15493988
how is this food related

>> No.15494095

>>15493451
its sloppa but i would

>> No.15494127

>>15493672
Okay, I'm fucking hard as steel now.

>> No.15494136

>>15493409
Ribery is such a monkey.

>> No.15494172

>>15493625
Who is that?

>> No.15494200

>>15493360
my sides

>> No.15494220

>>15493685
What do you expect? Bongs are some of the biggest degenerates on the planet.

>> No.15494279

>>15493672
scotland is so based

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I know this webm is a bit of a meme but is it bad if I genuinely find this appealing and would want to eat it?
I don't see how it could taste bad.

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>>15494418

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>> No.15494459

>>15493423
They make large sheets for that sort of work.

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>> No.15494477

>>15494426
>how to burn the shit out of your hand
Why didnt he just lay a second piece of metal on top and roll it over

>> No.15494479
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>> No.15494484

>>15494473
That's like biting into pure butter. Vomit inducing.

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>> No.15494491
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>> No.15494495

>>15494479
those hands

>> No.15494497
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>> No.15494501
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>> No.15494512

>>15493462
>>15493484
these give me anxiety. is it OCD or autism that brings people/food bloggers to do this?

>> No.15494516

>>15494501
I saw this and it took me a few minutes to realize it wasn't ghosts

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>> No.15494520

>>15494387
As a bong that used to work in a chippie, if you served "chips" like that you'd get fooken stabbed.

>> No.15494531
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>>15494415
Curried eggs are delicious but my god the braps are heinous.

>> No.15494537

>>15494516
what is it then

>> No.15494543

>>15494432
why not just run that through a deli meat cutting machine
instead of taking an hour to do it by hand

>> No.15494548

>>15494486
that's hot

>> No.15494549

>>15494537
Do you see the thing underneath the pans? It's moving them

>> No.15494552

>>15494519
that's some iron wok jan shit

>> No.15494562

>>15494491
But how does he get out?

>> No.15494565

>>15493895
>>15493639

is this alinea ?

>> No.15494569

>>15494549
you mean th-that G-GH-GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!!

>> No.15494572

>>15494569
calm down scoob

>> No.15494590 [DELETED] 

>>15493988
It's special to them as they used to eat their uncle's sausage when they were young.

>> No.15494592

>>15493652
willfully dumb. why not just cook it in the egg shell?

>> No.15494600

>>15493651
This meme is usually dumb, but yes, this time Americans really do

>> No.15494611

>>15494405
What the FUCK is wrong with the Netherlands???

>> No.15494682

>>15493684
DORITOS CONSOMME! bit of a classic.

>> No.15494735

>>15494473
What a massive cringe

>> No.15494748

>>15494501
All that surface to clean and machines to maintain for what one min wage worker could do? Dump and agitate?

>> No.15494751

>>15493472
I tried this shit with a pan cover and ended up frying my hand when the oil ran through the holes. Completely my fault.

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>>15493462
>>15493484
those file names

>> No.15494823

>>15493515
I can watch those hands clapping forever. I can't tell if they're real or not.

>> No.15494852

somebody post korean queen of egg fort please

>> No.15494865

>>15493451
Nick Tahou's is shit. dogTown is way better.

>> No.15494908

>>15493451
why the fuck will you eat raw fucking onions fucking sweat that shit

>> No.15494960
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>>15493639
$285 per person...
2.85 MB filesize
!!!

>> No.15495078

>>15493639
>>15493360
>>15493409
>>15493644
If you ever spent money at a place like this please KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF

>> No.15495171

>>15493802
Presentation

>> No.15495182

>>15494172
Jack's mistress

>> No.15495200

>>15495171
I can understand it when it's one of those mexicans making hella sloppa in the bag but it's not presentation when you immediately dump it in a bowl

>> No.15495208

>>15494543
It's one continuous piece. How would you do that in a slicer?

>> No.15495335

>>15494377
Why does he tap the knife?

>> No.15495346

>>15493639
>Eating has become monotenus, so how do we break that?
>Walking have become monotenus, so here is a heely and a iceskate

>> No.15495350

>>15493460
Imagine if you were messing around in the snow and you found a snowman with an entire human skeleton in it

>> No.15495390

>>15493472
i always laugh at this retard
if you do an omelet correctly, you shouldn't have to flip the whole goddamned pan

>> No.15495391

>>15494473
Disgusting.

>> No.15495395

>>15493499
Imagine the headaches

>> No.15495402

>>15494479
>perfectly cooked eggs
>ruins the harmony by flipping them and breaking them

typical

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>>15495395

>> No.15495440

>>15495335
because he's been up since 3am and has jitters from all the coffee and blow

>> No.15495450

>>15493604
I prefer Ashens's review, though AVE's juicero review is kino

>> No.15495507

>>15494520
because bongs are retards and like shitty fries
should be fried at 165*F first, not 320

>> No.15495509

>>15493451
The true Big Papa Sloppa.

>> No.15495538

>>15493491
Thank you master

>> No.15495542

>>15494388
My inital reaction was disgust but I thought about it and yeah, I don't see how it would taste bad at least on the first couple bites. Until the end, what the fuck

>> No.15495545

>>15493625
She thicc

>> No.15495570

>>15495390
Never made a real omlette then

>>15493499
>amerifat attempt at beaner food

>>15493515
>>15493688
literally how the entire world sees amerifats

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>>15493644
I've never meant it more than now when I say that only the dead can know peace from this evil

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>>15495570
>literally how the entire world sees amerifats

>> No.15495636

>>15494486
That's cool.

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>> No.15495662

>>15494422
>20cent
I ate cheaper and fresher folding india

>> No.15495675

>>15494562
he doesnt. hes an npc

>> No.15495751

>>15495652
lol how'd he do that???

>> No.15495756

>>15493644
How the fuck do they even clean that?

>> No.15495757

>>15495440
damn... based

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>> No.15495783

>>15495751
slow cook meat for a long time

>> No.15495787

>>15495776
that chicken looks like that bourbon chicken they used to serve in mall food courts.

>> No.15495886

>>15494520
we already knew brits can't into cuisine, retard
stop flooding the thread with useless posts

>> No.15496076

>>15494382
I made this and I had to use almost twice as much cheese to actually have it thicken correctly.

>> No.15496102
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>> No.15496142

>>15495390
It's not for an omelette, dingus. Spanish tortilla.

>> No.15496174

>>15494447
>That'll be $98 sir

>> No.15496178

>>15496142
I remember ordering a tortilla (was listed as Spanish Omelette) at a small cafe in Barca, thought I was going to get some tex mex shit but I was pleasantly surprised.

>> No.15496181

>>15493947
Kay is a 3 stars Michelin chef AND a 8/10 in the UK.

>> No.15496188

>>15493499
Chicanos rependejos.

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>>15495652

>> No.15496195

>>15495756
just flush

>> No.15496197
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>> No.15496204

>>15493658
>salting fritos

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>> No.15496216

>>15494748
more reliable than juan who couldn't get out of bed from his cocaine bender the night before

>> No.15496221
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>>15496212

>> No.15496230

>>15493644
Do am*Ricans REALLY?

>> No.15496237

>>15495350
when i was like 8 or 9 i would do edgelord shit like using dead animals i had found and stashed to make the snowman on the fucking intersection

>> No.15496242

>>15495402
it was ruined not by the flip but by the extremely fucking retarded flip....when you flip lift the skillet and gently lower it to catch the food instead of splashing oil or breaking eggs like this faggot did

>> No.15496253

>>15496237
in the winter you can also make like 20 big balls out of snow ice and rocks and block off a street...it's funny when the fucking schoolbus can't get through

>> No.15496255

>>15495756
Pull the flush

>> No.15496266

>>15496212
>>15496221
>the way his hands shake
aaaaaaaaaa

>> No.15496279

>>15496230
This was actually in Israel.

https://rumble.com/v5swnn-i-guess-thats-what-they-call-a-crappy-desert.html

>> No.15496288

>>15496279
fake. israeli's like to eat fresh from the source.

>> No.15496332
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>> No.15496363

>>15493499
I thought that was Jack for a sec until i noticed the painted fingernails

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>> No.15496391

>>15496332

i'm too lazy for all that shit. there's definitely an easier way and i'm going that way

>> No.15496403

>>15494405
What the absolute fuck at the peanut sauce and mayo thing.

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>>15496363

>> No.15496538

>>15494455
>covering the runny whites with a smiley face
Nice try douche nugget

>> No.15496540

>>15495751
He's very strong

>> No.15496560

>>15494473
Ugh millenials

>> No.15496579

>>15494473
avocado is good why do they have to ruin it

>> No.15496580

>>15496192
He can't even use these anymore with his dead hand

>> No.15496622

>>15495787
It definitely is, I wonder if the food court is still around, I haven't been to the mall since this bullshit started.

>> No.15496638

>>15493700
it's curry sauce

>> No.15496640

>>15493460
Damn, suddenly I am like 11 years old again and it is summer.

>> No.15496665

>>15496230
Why not? It's just as good the second time around

>> No.15496667

>>15494592
Anon most tribes in Africa never advanced past the stone age....

>> No.15496693

>>15496197
Fuck you for posting this I've been upset but quiet up until now but I'm fucking mad that you reminded me this was a thing

>> No.15496712

>>15493383
Lol

>> No.15496741

>>15493652
>animal planet

>> No.15496744

>>15493417
American food defined

Ha Ha Ha Ha

>> No.15496753

>>15493430
Nice......

>> No.15496769

>>15494531
kek

>> No.15496783

>>15493484
Gay

>> No.15496792

>>15493515
> American pizza, built by fat arses.

>> No.15496798

>>15493612
No it isn't, gringo bitch!

>> No.15496832

>>15496212
Isnt that red bit on the outside supposed to come off before you cook it..?

>> No.15496880

>>15496212
Why you just gonna make me sad like that?

>> No.15496909

>>15496580
I thought he rehabed his right back into working. Unless there was a fourth stroke.

>> No.15496926
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>>15494501
G-G-G-GHOSTS!

>> No.15496969

>>15496798
Eat shit beaner trash

>> No.15497000
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>>15493484

>> No.15497049

>>15494447
>we made....red onions

>> No.15497121

>>15493632
do canadians really..?

>> No.15497128

>>15493639
>>15493644
>weimar republic (c. 1931, colorized)

>> No.15497136

>>15493672
this genuinely looks better than takeout pizza

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>>15493360

>> No.15497159

>>15494405
ah yes, ye olde english curry chips

>> No.15497160
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>>15497157

>> No.15497165

>>15497160
If it wasn't bone dry I'd say that chicken looked pretty good. I like a lot of char on mine, well worth the cancer later.

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>>15497160

>> No.15497171

>>15496798
go back to wallstreetbets, shitskinned boomer

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>>15497168

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>>15497172

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>>15497177

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>>15497181

>> No.15497185

>>15497172
this one doesn't actually look cringe

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>>15497183

>> No.15497193

>>15494486
wheee!

>>15495406
took me a second to realize the purpose of the straw

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>>15497187

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>>15497194

>> No.15497199

>>15496212
>left the plastic rind on
>takes a bite
>plastic's gone
F

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>>15497198

>> No.15497203

>>15494136
He looks and acts like he is legitimately mentally retarded in that gif.

>> No.15497204
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>>15497201

>> No.15497205

>>15497187
>Why I season my dishwasher and not my steak

>> No.15497207
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>>15496378
>

>> No.15497218

>>15497157
>sticker still on
Do the World's best BBQ Sauce really do this?

>> No.15497259

>>15497218
The sticker adds flavor

>> No.15497265

>>15497193
What is the purpose of the straw?

>> No.15497304

>>15497265
i think it goes in his nose for extra intake

>> No.15497314

>>15497265
provides airflow behind the liquor to equalize pressure, so it flows out smoothly without glugging
like shotgunning a beer

>> No.15497324

>>15493658
LOL Gordon just really doesnt give a shit anymore. Its almost sad in a way.

>> No.15497346

>>15494462
What an amazing way to ruin three individually great ingredients

>> No.15497359

>>15496253
Sigh. Why did I have to grow up in the desert? Thats sounds like fun :\

>> No.15497360

>>15494748
One dude to run a half dozen of those machines, one to maintain once a week or less. It might not be economical everywhere yet, but it's coming. The robots are coming for all of us.

>> No.15497366

>>15495406
HA that look on her face gets me everytime.

>> No.15497370

>>15495625
>When a dream becomes a nightmare

>> No.15497385

>>15497183
this has to be on purpose. No one is this bad

>> No.15497388

>>15497204
>oh well that seems like a bad idea but he probably knows what he's doing
>cutting on ceramic
nevermind

>> No.15497392

>>15497385
Nope, Jack is 100% serious, look up Jack Scalfani.

>> No.15497420

>>15497187
Do hipsters really?

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>> No.15497430

>>15497160
as far as jack recipes go this isn't the worst.

>> No.15497432

>>15497420
I mean is it really any different than a sous vide

>> No.15497452

>>15497432
I guess not but I dont do that shit

>> No.15497541

>>15495335
To signal the directors that hes ready to chop.

>> No.15497544

>>15495335
it's a threat directed at you personally.

>> No.15497546

>>15495335
To signal the directors that hes about to cut.

>> No.15497552

>>15493430
>Lemme just pat this fire down with this ultra flammable paper towel really quick

>> No.15497554

>>15497552
yeah which works on a little spot.

>> No.15497564

>>15496693
Whats wrong?

>> No.15497609

>>15493665
uma deliciosa jejejejeje.

>> No.15497616
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7 hours 20 minutes from now our 4c team takes to the pitch again to face /u/ in the winter cup.
we drew 4-4 with /n/ on friday so we have everything in our own hands

>> No.15497662

>>15495751
he cast a spell with the knife first, did you even watch

>> No.15497665

>>15497616
>Discord Cup

>> No.15497844

>>15497168
Garloids have a pretty hard shell indeed

>> No.15497866

>>15493409
is this guy retarded or summat?

>> No.15497876

>>15497128
kek

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>>15494473

>> No.15497892

>>15495335
to shake the blood of his last victim off of the blade

>> No.15497894

>>15495406
only 17 year olds find this impressive

>> No.15497896

>>15495751
he chopped it really fast

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>>15493685
Yes.

>> No.15497900

>>15495751
He's moving it at the same speed as the camera shutter obviously, haven't you seen those helicopter videos?

>> No.15497902

>>15496212
cooking with Parkinsons

>> No.15497905

>>15496332
dudes like a fucking android

>> No.15497906

>>15493462
This gave me heartburn just watching.

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>>15494462

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>>15496427
I love how whenever he tastes anything he makes he doesn't even attempt to look like hes enjoying it.

>> No.15497917

>>15493417
>Hi, I'll get the instant gallstones please, with a side of heart disease

>> No.15497939

>>15496391
i mean you dont need to build a fucking tandor from scratch.

>> No.15497940

>>15493700
Chip shop curry. Imagine the mildest chinese curry you ever tasted, with a slight sweetness, but certainly not sweet.

Chip shops here offer 3 'sauces' like that. Curry, gravy or mushy peas. Wars have raged for centuries over which is best. It's fucking curry.

>> No.15497949

>>15497894
Unlike you not everyone is a crippling alcoholic.

>> No.15497963

>>15494462
Ah yes, the classic combo of fish, savory fruit and cheese.

>> No.15497989

>>15494422
I wouldn't pay 2 cents for that bowl of food poisoning.

>> No.15497993

>>15493672
none of this look good

>> No.15498001

>>15494479
>plastic eggs
dar?

>> No.15498004

>>15493672
why is kebap meat from bongland always so uniformly brown? ist ist just pressed mince meat?

>> No.15498012

>>15496288
kek

>> No.15498023

>>15493652
Did they never think to make cookware out of the shells?

>> No.15498036

>>15497187
First cut makes it look okay but the rest is fucking grey. What a waste of a steak.

>> No.15498044

>>15493360
>>15493409
Do Kurds really?

>> No.15498052

>>15498004
Kebab meat is sliced little Britton girl.

>> No.15498058

>>15498004
Pretty much. Massively over cooked too.
Also>>15498052

>> No.15498065

>>15493639
they are literally reverting to being an infant.
>eating is so monotonous. how can we make it (((fun)))
>we could make the food good, play music, have a nice interior-
>LETS THROW SHIT AROUND AND MAKE A MESS HAHA THIS IS A SERIOUS RESTAURANT 285 FOR THE SAME EXPERIEMCE YOU COULD GET AT A CHUCK E CHEESE

>> No.15498074

>>15497187
hmmm I too like my steak cold and laced with plastic

>> No.15498122

>>15493462
Yuk

>> No.15498182

>>15494473
visual representation of the word gentrification

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>>15497665
cup is still way older than dicksword

>> No.15498207

>>15498201
And yet it's been spamfiltered on almost every board since it became a Discord circlejerk...

>> No.15498225

>>15496279
it doesn't matter
nonamericans assume everything is american
every single one on this site is obsessed, many to the point of it being a mental illness

>> No.15498241

>>15498044
No. He's a roach as far as I know.

>> No.15498250

>>15497949
My point what that only children with no life experience would find impressive and just dumb and short sighted.

You're not tough or badass, youre attention seeking and have no respect fro you body.

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>>15494371
hummm...candy meat sanguech.

>> No.15498271

>>15493460
thank you for posting this

>> No.15498281

>>15494455
God, white people found out about avocados and immediately set about ruining them

>> No.15498300

>>15494473
I never really make a judgement on people in the first instance but I want to smash her face on the side of a postbox.

I don't even know why.

>> No.15498310

>>15493417
If I were traveling through America, on bicycle, I'd make a detour just to taste shit like this.

>> No.15498314

>>15498250
You're aware that's a college kid right?

>> No.15498332

>>15493462
my arteries clogged just by watching this

>> No.15498338

>>15497187
How the fuck did he manage to overcook a steak in a dishwasher

>> No.15498380

>>15495395
KEK

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>>15498384
Do Russians really?

>> No.15498415

>>15498384
Why is Brian Peppers eating cat food

>> No.15498420

>>15493409
his hairline kills me everytime

>> No.15498435

>>15498415
>Brian peppers
jesus christ that took me back

>> No.15498440

>>15493451
The washed out colors make it look less appetizing than it is IRL.

>> No.15498446

>>15498405
Every single step is an atrocity. this can't be real

>> No.15498452

>>15493360
What kind of meat is that even? Looks vile and overcooked.

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>> No.15498469

>>15493499
Proppa sloppa innit? Simple as.

>> No.15498481

>>15493499
ah, yes, mexican lasagna, delicious

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>>15498207
look at this retard over here lmao.
this post only proves how much of a newfag you are

>> No.15498532 [DELETED] 

>>15493988
that's a weird looking cucumber

>> No.15498534

>>15498496
it's a niche part of chan culture.
Who even designs these rosters anymore? Back in the day the boards decided themselves but I come here every day wasting my life and never see a thread about this. Who on earth thought coffee time general was a bigger /ck/ meme than the tea autists who hit post limit every 2 days.

>> No.15498628

>>15495078
seethe and dilate

>> No.15498631

>>15493652
mirin squat form

>> No.15498638

>>15495756
probably a hose out back
imagine having to clean that and put it through a dishwasher

>> No.15498647

>>15498454

What is this supposed to be?

>> No.15498657

>>15498638
I bet it fits in a normal, or perhaps slightly larger than normal dishwasher just fine. No tank, so could be worse.

>> No.15498659

>>15495538
underrated

>> No.15498837

>>15498384
Jesus, Elvira's seen some hard times.

>> No.15499159

>>15493409
Don't hate on creativity. This was pretty fulfilling.

>> No.15499170

>>15493417
These obese patrons and obese restaurant died during the covid. There is no reason to visit us anymore :..(

>> No.15499184

>>15493430
try to emulate professional......amateur always shines through lol

>> No.15499233

>>15493644
Degenerate art school students with a minor in culinary. Impressive!

>> No.15499248

>>15498647
Guessing the bubbling stuff is lard. Lardy cakes is a thing in bongland.

>> No.15499250

>>15493665
smoke weed everyday, have a enormous appetite

>> No.15499254

>>15498837
>Elvira
Fuck. Can't unsee. Image forever ruined.
At least the comics were entertainingly cheesy.

>> No.15499261

>>15498647
>>15499248
yorkshire pudding

>> No.15499263

>>15493672
Put fresh slices of tomato and onion in the corners and sprinkle with cilantro. Maybe a couple pepperchinis in the opposite corners make this dish precise

>> No.15499268

>>15493672
And then sprinkle two sides of fetta cheese on top of this

>> No.15499276

>>15493672
And then add a long stream of nacho cheese to this you mong!

>> No.15499296

>>15493677
This is all show. Less than 5 potatoes at the price of 5 cents a piece went into the base of this dish. Then what , all profit shredded cheese that goes for $3 a three pound block.

>> No.15499311

>>15493684
This recipe has been expounded from a prison dialect. Want to to know how click here and respond.

>> No.15499326

>>15493688
This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15499330

>>15493688
This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15499341

>>15494531
All those pajeetas.. I'm diamonds

>> No.15499342

>>15499268
>>15499276
>>15499296
>>15499311
>>15499326
>>15499330
Do you have a fetish for filling captchas or are you too retarded to realise you can reply to more than one poster with a single post?

>> No.15499348

>>15493818
This "im in a sober living house posting my coookin sekrits on a super sakred mongolian basket weaving site" are really too much man. Pls upgrade your pallete

>> No.15499440

>>15493417
Honestly I love butter so if they're using real butter and not margarine I would totally eat it.

>> No.15499687

>>15496253
Spraying the road with a garden hose helped encourage the "snow days"

>> No.15499736

>>15499342
This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15500136

>>15493430
he's flambeing hot dogs?

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