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Fuck jannies edition

Who else /solodrinking/? Got my thermos full of Fanta and 375 ml of vodka, taking a gulp every 20 mins or so while reading a comfy novel.

Post feels

>tfw the cashier’s sexy red fingernails will never be wrapped around my cock

>> No.15503075
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>only 375ml
jannies really don't want you to make this thread lol

>> No.15503076

Been doing it 20 years. Probably gonna kill me.

>> No.15503084

I don't think I'm technically an alcoholic but I'm most surely a problem drinker.

I only drink once, maybe rarely twice a week, but I usually get borderline black out drunk. I can have a great time without booze, and I've never had any physical cravings or anything.

Since I keep it to so infrequently, it's not at the point where it's affecting my personal or work life or anything, but I know it's horrible for my health and I'm sure it's some unresolved coping mechanism or something.

It's just that paying to get utterly retarded in public and have asinine conversations with total strangers is just too easy of a way to kill a few hours out of boredom.

>> No.15503089

ITT: pathetic snivelling wastes of life

>> No.15503090

>>15503084
the extent to which someone will say "i'm not an alcoholic, but..." is hilarious. it's like people think the term "alcoholic" will get them thrown in prison.

>> No.15503093

>>>/r9k/

>>>/trash/

>>>/r9k/

>>>/trash/

>> No.15503094

>>15503084
>I don't think I'm technically an alcoholic but I'm most surely a problem drinker.
t. pathetic snivelling waste of life

>> No.15503096

>>15503072
What reading anon?

>> No.15503101

I just got out of medical detox on thursday. I'm having a coca cola.

>> No.15503103

>>15503101
jesus christ lol

>> No.15503106

anybody know who to successfully drink while on probation?

>> No.15503107

>>15503075
I do that amount because I don’t get hung over and I’m bipolar so I need to be like Icarus flying near the sun aka not too much

>>15503096
I capture the castle by dodi smith. It’s a tale set in the 1930s of a young girl coming to artistic fruition as a literary artist and young woman

>> No.15503111

>>15503106
gunpowder and lead

>> No.15503114

>>15503089
Dude you’re on 4chan you’re probably fucked in your own way faggot

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>>15503093
>

>> No.15503117

>>15503072
>fanta and vodka
I'm a solodrinker but I feel no brotherhood with you. Get a real drink, faggot.

>> No.15503118

>>15503103
It was only the 10th time I've been there in year. Hopefully I don't relapse again anytime soon. According to my doctor I have the worst anxiety he has ever seen in a patient but he still won't prescribe me benzos so I can function. Hopefully the county psychiatrist I'm seeing next month will put me on some stronger medication so I don't keep turning to alcohol when I have

>> No.15503119 [DELETED] 

>>15503117
What’s a real drink NIGGER

>> No.15503121

>>15503106
What kind of tests are they doing ETG urine analysis, regular urine, something else?

>> No.15503124

>>15503121
EtG urine test...im on color code but want to drink

>> No.15503134
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YA FUCKIN LOSERS

>> No.15503137

>>15503124
lol you weak faggot

>> No.15503138

>>15503084
Just wait buddy. The physical craving will come soon. Before you know it you'll be having shots of vodka and orange juice just to function for the beginning of the day.

Then there's the shakes. Get those yet? Have massive twitching spasms trying to sleep?

>> No.15503146

>tfw bullied jannies into keeping my post up

Feels swell man
I still want them nails tho

>> No.15503153

>>15503138
Night jerks are the worst. Just when you think you're falling asleep you jerk awake and every nerve in your body is twitching.

>> No.15503159

>>15503124
a friend in minecraft got lucky when they had that. it can detect i believe 5 days after drinking. they lucked out and only had a test 5+ days after drinking.
it is possible to buy clean urine online in minecraft, but i assume someone watches you piss.
basically, one would have to get lucky, but one's best chance is to drink on the day of their test after taking the test.
but i've heard that they like to try to catch people by calling a color again the next day.
it's easier to get away with drugs, as one can write what meds they're on on the test sheet. if it's detected, just get a doctor's note.
all of this is about minecraft, of course.

>> No.15503167

>>15503124
oh, one more thing to add. i don't remember the exact policy, but if your urine shows you were too hydrated, you have to take another test. so one could chug a bunch of water beforehand and provide a too-hydrated sample, thus giving their body more time to eliminate those ETG chemicals that get detected.

>> No.15503171

>>15503119
Ask me how I know you're going to die alone

>> No.15503172

>>15503159
Jaysus cHryst do American live in fear of the glowies to such a degree that they need to put minecraft in everything they post?

Enjoy your fake president lol

>> No.15503176

>>15503171

I don’t know, tell me, triggered non-white

>> No.15503208

Bump

>> No.15503228

>>15503208
God I wish but the bars are all closed and the only reasonable place to do bumps is in bars :(

>> No.15503237

Fuck you faggot OP stop making these degenerate /alc/ threads so jannies will stop deleting whiskey and rum threads.

>> No.15503258

How much Evan Williams is too much?

>> No.15503268

>>15503237
Fuck off.

>>15503153
Sleep is apparently the enemy.

>> No.15503269

>>15503237
Fag you’re like Winston without the balls in 1984 asking the dissidents to stop cucking you so you can have your gay threads

>> No.15503283

>>15503269
>he read the meme book
that guy is still a fag tho. should be mad at jannies, not us.

>> No.15503289

These threads are THE ck staple, the fact that they are banned, fucking hell.

>> No.15503297

>>15503089
The irony of posting this on 4chan.

>> No.15503298

>>15503289
i dont understand how they are banned in the first place???
is the discussion of alcohol and alcohol related products not food and cooking related?

the jannies on this board are out of control. Like way too fucking strict

>> No.15503300

>>15503297
4chan turns 18 this year. Everyone has had over a decade to get their shit together.

>> No.15503306

>>15503298
I guess it's not fucking family friendly enough for current 4chan(nel) advertisements. Fucking hiroshimoot.

>> No.15503328

>>15503298
Alc generals got banned because people were divulging personal info. I personally benefited a lot from those threads existing, if we still had them I might not be slamming four 8% tall boys a night. But such is life.

>> No.15503330

>>15503138
Fucking hell dude. The guy drinks at most twice a week. You dont know what a real alcho is right? You dont know how much you need to get the shakes? Little tip, way more than that dude.

>> No.15503334

>>15503328
what exactly do you mean “divulging personal info”?

>> No.15503336

>live with parents cause I'm a loser
>making a lasagna because my mother puts no effort into when she makes them (like buys base-only noodles, puts on meat then pours jarred sauce on it, etc)
>caramelize onions, garlic, simmer a sauce, etc
>father comes downstairs when he had been away for those few hours (he can't cook at all)
>mother had boiled pot of water and put noodles in then realized pot was too small and started getting worried "oh no this pot is too small oh no no"
>instead of helping, father stands there mocking her behavior like he always does and when she tells him to shut up he kicks her hard in the leg
>i tell her she should stab him
yeah i was over the line but my father has done this my entire life. he constantly mocks, ridicules, denigrates and insults us, and especially with my mother he intentionally antagonizes her with mocking and ridicule, and then when she gets angry and tells him to shut up, f you, calls him an asshole or something, he blows up in anger saying how he does nothing to warrant such reactions and how he hates how she treats him. he did the same thing today, i blew up saying all he does is come down here to mock us and ridicule us and all he did was laugh as he was going upstairs.

another great meal prep in my household.

>> No.15503341

>>15503118
Damn. Some random doc gave me a xanax script when I said I couldnt sleep sometimes. Two extremes I guess.

>> No.15503343

>>15503336
oh also forgot to mention my alcohol, give me vodka please, i need it dealing with him. i know its my fault for still living here, if i left i would probably never speak to him again.

>> No.15503355

>>15503336
>>i tell her she should stab him
Why don't you do it?

>> No.15503356

>>15503334
A guy called smirnoff bro posted selfies in the hospital, he looked like shit, his whole face was yellow as fuck and he probably dead now.

>> No.15503358

>>15503072
Turned 21 just a week ago and can't stop drinking every night, after shifts at my shitty wagie job I can't help it honestly.

How do you guys deal with hangovers? I get them but only lasts a few hours after waking up.

>> No.15503368

>>15503358
Most hangovers are from dehydration. Just drink more water and they all stop.

>> No.15503370

anybody gotten a DUI yet? im in AL and it feels like they are throwing the book at me for a first offense

>> No.15503376

>>15503336
>sticking up for some useless hole
SIMP

>> No.15503377

>>15503336
Your dad sounds like a piece of shit. I'd tell your mom to leave his ass ASAP.
>>15503368
Yeah, that's a good point. I forgot to drink water while I'm drinking but I've got some water and powerade nearby so that I can mitigate how shit I feel waking up tomorrow.

>> No.15503380

>>15503330
Guess how I know this dipshit. I've been getting drunk just about every night for over 20 years. I think I pissed a little blood the other week.

One fucking word. VODKA

>>15503334
must be new to the internet or something wtf

>> No.15503384

>>15503370
I got one. Still have an interlock which is a pain in the fucking ass, especially since we have cold winters so the car battery drains faster. So I have to drive every few days just to not get a violation. The device is so sensitive I never try to start the car if I have the slightest hangover.

>> No.15503392

>>15503355
i would never do that to anyone especially not my own father. but honestly he could die and i really wouldn't care. i dont have a single positive memory of him in my entire life. basically every memory i have of him is him being angry, hitting me, treating us like shit. literally not one single positive memory. thats pretty sad i guess. i feel bad for him having a complete loser as a son but honestly i think he deserves it.

>>15503377
>Your dad sounds like a piece of shit. I'd tell your mom to leave his ass ASAP.
the sad thing is that he actually spent a decent period of my young life threatening my mother with divorce, he even slept in a guest bedroom for a few years. even though she never seemed to like him, this always upset her, i guess she was afraid of being alone. i really don't get it. he's always kinda treated her like shit. if they had divorced at that young age i might have ended up better for it.

>> No.15503394

>>15503384
i have to have one for 6 months

>> No.15503396

>>15503336
Your dad has borderline personality disorder. I had a friend that was like this and would make me miserable over the smallest fucking things. Ended up permanently cutting ties with him because he kept fueling my alcoholism.

>> No.15503402

>>15503107
have you masterbated to any scenes in that book yet? sounds sexy

>> No.15503408

>>15503377
>powerade
If you want a drunk that's guaranteed hangover-free, mix your choice of vodka or gin 1:1 with powerade. The electrolytes will save you.

>> No.15503409

>>15503396
i doubt he has a personality disorder. i think he is just a massive asshole. i've also never seen him have a friend in my entire life. he's just incredibly narcissistic, hypocritical, and critical of everyone.

the worst part about it is that i turned into a similar copy of him which is a big reason why i think i ended up a complete loser as well

>> No.15503410

>>15503134
what is this kino?

>> No.15503419

>>15503343
m'lady, if you're in the Nashville area, you can come crash at my place.

>> No.15503423

>>15503370
In my 20 years of it? nope

Ever just come home from a shit day at work and just chug out of a big bottle? yup

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>>15503419

>> No.15503439

>>15503370
if you don't lawyer up, they'll fuck with you. it's part of the arrangement to encourage you to waste money on a lawyer. same thing happened to me.

>> No.15503443

>>15503394
lucky dog. i was given 2 years but they extended it by another year after my first. so 3 years of interlock. it's fucked.
also got 60 hrs of community service that i completed in time thanks to covid. the judge extended the date by 6 months.
fine was somewhere around $700-$1000, don't remember.
i had to take 10 classes then i think 22 group therapy sessions. i actually enjoyed those because the person who does the classes and therapy is dope, and the people in my classes and group were dope. i miss some of them.

>> No.15503447

>>15503370
No, because I don't drive drunk. I'm either drunk at home, drunk on a friend's couch, or taxiing/hitching a ride to and from a party. Zero empathy for you dumb cunts, I hope they take your license.

>> No.15503456

>>15503380
So you should know that getting drunk once or twice a week is normie tier..

>> No.15503460

>>15503443
so far ive been “sentenced” to 6 months of interlock/CRO monitoring
40 hours community service
24 hours drug and alcohol education course
4 AA meetings
and color code

i say “sentenced” because im just doing this stuff as part of the diversion program so i can get the charge expunged from my record

>> No.15503467

>>15503460
Are you gonna do it again and hope you don't get caught next time, or are you gonna make better choices?

>> No.15503468

>>15503300
and yet you're still here.

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>>15503439
i could believe this. the guy who went before me in court had a very similar case. he didn't have a lawyer and had to choose between jail or house arrest, then go on supervised probation. he didn't have a lawyer.

i didn't get house arrest or jail, and i got unsupervised probation which meant i didn't have a PO and could leave the state anytime. i had a lawyer who the judge seemed to be friends with.

the guy who went before me also happened to be a young black man tho, kek.

>> No.15503480

>>15503467
im never going to break the law again or put someones safety in jeopardy again under the influence no

i dont even understand how the hell someone gets multiple DUI’s, its hell going through just one of them and gives you plenty of reason to never want to make those kind of decisions again

>> No.15503481

>tfw waiting for parents to sleep so I can raid the fridge


I deserve yo die

>> No.15503492

>>15503480
punishments are harsher than they used to be. some of the people i met were on their 3rd or 4th DUI, as their first couple times were pretty much slaps on the wrists.

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>>15503072
>Who else /solodrinking/?
I forgot there was any other kind

>> No.15503498

>>15503481
Get a job and move out. You're an embarrassment.

>> No.15503505

>>15503492
im just really thankful no one was hurt or killed on the night of my arrest, and im thankful that i am able to get it expunged

>> No.15503514

>>15503498
I’m in a masters program at least

>> No.15503592

>>15503447
Fuck yeah dude. It's not even fun either.

>> No.15503597

Bump

>> No.15503726

I hate my life and am debating getting a small bottle of whiskey and sipping that all day. It'll be cheap shit because I'm cheap shit. Should I go for it?

>> No.15503738

>>15503726
Yes but it will not help your depression, only suppress it.

Use it in the time you figure out the actual choices to make.

>> No.15503754

>>15503738
alcohol is a depressant, how do you think it will suppress his depression?
>>15503726
i'm also absolutely miserable every waking moment and hate my miserable life but funny thing is i somehow never turned to alcohol or drugs. never touh drugs, rarely touch alcohol. just came here cause i thoguht it was a feel thread.

>> No.15503761

>>15503754
that's not what depressant means.

>> No.15503762

>>15503754
That's what I do, mostly drinking on nights after things are really rough and I need an ease to relax.

It's certainly not a permanent thing. Only until you're close to /makingit/. I am a poorfag with merely 5k to my name.

>> No.15503787

>>15503172
We kinda have to. Look into the history of the CIA if you wanna feel disgusted for a while.

>> No.15503798

>>15503298
>>15503289
board culture died when japan took over. in reality it died long before that because certain mods...

i am no longer alchy, unfortunately. i wish i could have a drink. ..thats all.

>> No.15503799

>>15503106
I had to do something similar when I was military, and got in trouble.
>Don't drink 36 hours before test, preferably 48 or more
>Do a shit ton of cardio the day before
>Piss a couple times before test
>Use the middle of the piss stream
>Drink a shit ton of water the night before and piss multiple times throughout the night

>> No.15503879

>>15503118
No good doctor is going to give an alcoholic benzo's. You ever think you might need more than just drugs address your anxiety?

>> No.15503882

>>15503116
Telling someone to take alcoholism discussion to /r9k/ ain't fucking reddit.

>> No.15503884

2 years sober from 1L vodka a day. Feels good.

>> No.15503899

>>15503090
>it's like people think the term "alcoholic" will get them thrown in prison.
In normie world, at least in the USA, admitting to have alcoholic tendencies will result in people immediately treating you as a ticking time-bomb, or at least someone of lesser worth.

It's kind of a dumb cultural quirk because drinking itself, even heavy drinking, is generally only looked down upon the moment it starts interfering with others. But if you change nothing else about your behavior besides admitting to have alcoholic tendencies, while still showing up sober to family and work and such, you are effectively "marked." But if you pretend like its not a problem, almost everyone else will entertain it.

>> No.15503907

>>15503884
I'll drink to that. Cheers and good job bro

>> No.15503911

>>15503899
Not admitting to being an alcoholic rather than "having a drinking problem" or being "a heavy drinker" on an anonymous coral surfing forum is a very high level of denial.

>> No.15503918

>>15503879
>You ever think you might need more than just drugs address your anxiety?
Not him, but I've gone through every non-medication method to address my anxiety over the past decade, and most, while having some efficacy, are simply much less so, and are much more sensitive to sudden upsets or shifts in mental state than medication.
I've even underwent a sleep study, and they found that the moment I begin to wake up my pulse accelerates and my body temperature noticeably rises, so its pretty much a constant state. I apparently also match the symptoms of an autoimmune disease, but so far nothing conclusive.

At the end of the day, almost everyone would rather you be dependent on something relatively sobering if it gets you out of bed in the morning.

>> No.15503920

>>15503911
I know, which is why I said normie world.
I won't call myself an alcoholic if I don't regularly drink, but I know damn well I have alcoholic tendencies when I do.

>> No.15503927

>>15503376
No kidding

>> No.15503931

>>15503336
Lol

>> No.15503954

>>15503918
>At the end of the day, almost everyone would rather you be dependent on something relatively sobering if it gets you out of bed in the morning.

Agreed. The reality is most people will benefit from both and far too many people think simply taking a pill every morning will solve all their all their problems. Truth is, for the vast majority it wont. It's like people who get weight loss surgery thinking they beat their food addiction and then get surprised they gained 100 pounds 3 years later. Just say'n that if drugs alone arent doing it, time to think about adding in some other coping mechanisms.

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Botte of Italian red with that weird book I found in my neighbor's garbage bin. Best feeling.

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>>15503967
Apparently not sober enough to take a picture upright