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Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:09:14 2021 No.15514512 [Reply] [Original]

>snot in a rock
Oh wow what a delicacy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:09:52 2021 No.15514514 It's yummy snot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:10:20 2021 No.15514518 File: 229 KB, 859x960, Gigachad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Snot on a rock? That sounds fucking delicious! I'll take twelve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:12:28 2021 No.15514529 >>15514514 regular snot is yummy too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:15:30 2021 No.15514544 >>15514512 I once at oysters and drank a lot and went to a strip club and fell in love with a stripper who sat on my lap. Luckily I was too poor to do anything beyond touch her waist and smell her

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:19:16 2021 No.15514555 >>15514529 Based. It's so cold in my room that my nose is always running. I like to take my finger and dip out all the excess liquid in the bulbous front part of my nose, then stick it in my mouth. It's salty broth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:28:35 2021 No.15514585 >>15514512 >snot its more like cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:30:00 2021 No.15514590 >>15514585 >body temp oysters

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:30:22 2021 No.15514591 File: 112 KB, 236x330, 1611769159986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:30:43 2021 No.15514594 >>15514555 Based snot bro. I refuse to ever stop eating things from my body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:32:52 2021 No.15514608 File: 265 KB, 1125x1240, 1603381094648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514512 back off city boy.

Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:34:43 2021 No.15514621

>>15514512
Raw oysters are pretty overrated, as someone who's eaten them since being a small child

But cooked, especially if you collect the liquor to do things like make soups, they are amazing. The main downside is the processing takes hours to do. Especially if you do it properly and make sure there will be no bits of shells in your food. Even then you will get pearls sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:41:39 2021 No.15514642 Are oysters vegan? They're basically as dumb as plants

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:43:47 2021 No.15514656 >>15514518 I can easily eat 24

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:44:11 2021 No.15514658 >>15514512 I'd never eat bivalve that smells like rotten sea shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:45:49 2021 No.15514667 >>15514642 if a chicken is retarded, is it a vegetable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:53:06 2021 No.15514701 File: 74 KB, 707x900, Nobles_StevenPinker_Headshots_695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514621 Raw oysters are kino. Stop slandering raw oysters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:56:02 2021 No.15514717 Sadly a lot of my local oysters were wiped out by recent hurricanes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:57:39 2021 No.15514722 >>15514667 I mean brain dead humans are, so why not

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 23:59:36 2021 No.15514731 >>15514701 ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 00:18:23 2021 No.15514794 The jew fears the raw oyster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 00:24:37 2021 No.15514814 >>15514512 Raw oysters and clams are amazing, they are great cooked as well along with mussels and clams. I love mollusks in general. Very healthy, they truly feel like a gift from god when you eat em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 00:24:42 2021 No.15514815 File: 63 KB, 500x500, artworks-000077166589-pr0ex3-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514594 what about..poo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 05:40:01 2021 No.15515794 >>15514555 >>15514594 Am I retarded for laughing at these

Anonymous Wed Feb 3 06:04:51 2021 No.15515887

>>15514512
There are only five things I do not eat (that people generally eat, poop is obviously not included, nor is your mom):

1. Cilantro/Coriander
2. Parsley
3. Testicles
4. Mamallian brain
5. Raw oysters

I did try deep-fried oysters and grilled oysters and they were fine, but sea snails, whelks, mussels, clams, and scallops are all nicer, still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 06:06:30 2021 No.15515890 >>15514608 It looks like he has severely limited range of motion .. sometimes people work too hard without a clear goal in mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 06:07:31 2021 No.15515896 >>15514815 Buy one for two!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 06:08:14 2021 No.15515901 >>15514815 Did you see Dr Bombay made a new single in 2019? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lsojtENpQ0 Keeping bubblegum pop alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 06:13:36 2021 No.15515919 What's the point of swallowing oysters whole? Do you even enjoy it if he just goes straight down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 09:47:18 2021 No.15516530 >>15514512 Good fried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 09:48:21 2021 No.15516532 >>15515887 The top two are probably the most used herbs in human food, sucks to be you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 10:30:48 2021 No.15516684 File: 87 KB, 581x640, 1602022880861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514512

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 16:12:24 2021 No.15518198 File: 160 KB, 1022x1024, 1611629959177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do oyster abstainers look like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 16:25:11 2021 No.15518258 >>15515890 >Whatever it takes just not sure what it was RIP Piano man

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 18:30:18 2021 No.15518909 >>15515890 Literal body dysmorphia. They want to be as big as possible, and thats not a joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 18:31:28 2021 No.15518916 >>15515887 >parsley The fuck is wrong with some fresh parsley?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 18:32:34 2021 No.15518918 >>15515887 >1. Cilantro/Coriander >2. Parsley Literal untermensch

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 18:33:03 2021 No.15518921 >>15514512 Fry them babies up too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 21:09:37 2021 No.15519781 >>15514585 You’d know

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 21:15:11 2021 No.15519810 >>15515890 FOUR SCOOPS CMON!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 21:16:00 2021 No.15519819 >>15515890 It’s not muscle. It’s called Synthol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 21:18:56 2021 No.15519838 >>15515919 You don't just swallow them whole. You just don't take a bit off it then let it slip back into the shell. You still chew it, it's just so tender it doesn't require much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 3 21:24:58 2021 No.15519877 >>15514701 What is this image supposed to serve as?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 03:53:17 2021 No.15521565 >>15514621 >The main downside is the processing takes hours to do. And this is why you buy them from a reputable fishmonger, knowing they were shucked that very morning. Need the shells for plating? Just ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 04:00:19 2021 No.15521593 >>15515887 >Cilantro/Coriander Soapmouth. You are a defective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 04:01:49 2021 No.15521603 >>15515890 post physique

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 04:18:09 2021 No.15521671 File: 1.67 MB, 320x180, 1517176718150.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15519810

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 05:56:32 2021 No.15521876 >>15515890 He left humanity behind, what have you done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:01:19 2021 No.15522029 >>15515887 >1. Cilantro/Coriander Miss me with that garbage. Ruins every food

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 07:09:36 2021 No.15522064 File: 36 KB, 400x460, 1598641089238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15514722 Didn't expect that

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 09:18:20 2021 No.15522552 >>15514555 Incredibly based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 09:54:19 2021 No.15522649 Not to be contrarian, but I prefer mussels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 12:31:24 2021 No.15523396 >>15514608 He looks like he's carrying invisible suitcases

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 12:54:13 2021 No.15523538 >>15514512 *briny, minerally snot so good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 13:41:27 2021 No.15523736 >>15514512 >if the gulls are eating them and other apes are eating them and seals and sea lions eat them, maybe there’s something to these snot-centered rock creatures >t. Caveman

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 13:51:12 2021 No.15523766 >>15514512 >>15514514 honestly just want a femboy who i can blow my nose on and spit on and call daddy's little faggot girl, i don't get why that's considered "slightly unusual"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 4 14:31:44 2021 No.15523903 >>15514512 >ywn eat these in 1700 before they were made of 30% mercury and 50% microplastics and 20% exxon oil

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