ITT: Unhealthy as fuck junk food

[Anonymous No.15521941]

Show me the unhealthiest food item you've ever come across, bonus points if you've tried it. Also if you know the calories go ahead and state it.

[Anonymous No.15521946]

>>15521941
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.15521949]

>>15521941
I had the double down, I dont get why people were going on and on about how unhealthy it is.
Its literally just 2 pieces of fried chicken breast, a slice of bacon, and a piece of cheese with sauce.

The people buying KFC end up getting a small bucket of chicken and overall eat more chicken and breading, plus mashed potatoes, plus a biscuit and gravy.
It was a dumb thing to whine about.

Also it tasted really good, their boneless fillets were fucking good.

[Anonymous No.15521955]

>>15521941
Also
>posting some horrible rehash where they are using tendies instead of the full boneless fillets
And it looks like it has BBQ sauce instead of their chipotle sauce
KFC is fucking shit and has been for at least a decade

[Anonymous No.15521959]

>>15521941
The double down was great, it gave me the most intensely vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.15521974]

>>15521949
It's like 2500mg of sodium and it tasted it too. Just waaaaay too salty.

[Anonymous No.15521978]

>>15521941
The sad thing is that the bucket is the least healthy thing they sell, because fat lonely boomers will eat one by themselves.

[Anonymous No.15521984]

Any meal over 1.6k cal.

[Anonymous No.15521985]

>>15521941
It's honestly healthier than the regular burgers at KFC.

[Anonymous No.15521991]

>>15521974
Thats no different than literally any other piece of their fried chicken
Fried Chicken is abhorrent for your health

[Anonymous No.15521995]

>>15521941
Fun Fax: the dubble deoun is less shitty for you than a chicken sandwich with that god awful bread is

[Anonymous No.15522002]

>>15521985
That's a sandwich, not a burger

[Anonymous No.15522016]

A Deep Fried Pizza-Dilla.

[Anonymous No.15522017]

>>15521985
Everytime I decide to get one of those I immediately regret it an hour after consumption.

[Anonymous No.15522019]

>>15521991
So their 11 herbs and spices recipe has now just been relegeated down to Salt 11 times?

[Anonymous No.15522040]

>>15522019
Somehow the extra crispy is less salty than the original recipe so maybe.

[Anonymous No.15522213]

Gallons of human faeces, not sure about the calories.

[Anonymous No.15522223]

>>15521941
I tried it and couldnt even finish the jr. Absolutely horrid, basically slathered in fake butter and that garlic sauce from Papa Johns

[Anonymous No.15522259]

>>15522019
Always has been

[Anonymous No.15522299]

>>15521959
kys

[Anonymous No.15522305]

>>15522002
No.

[Anonymous No.15522311]

>>15521941
Oh god, I had one of these about a decade ago. It was one of those things that was fun for the novelty but I wouldn’t try it again.

[Anonymous No.15522337]

Tony's I-75 Breakfast Platter
I went there hungover as fuck after a camping trip and it was so crowded and loud in there I almost puked. The bacon was good, I liked having so much

[Anonymous No.15522370]

>>15522223
I can taste that overly garlicky flavour in my mouth right now. Any butter burger from a fast food place is a mess IMO. I remember seeing the Buttery Jack burger from Jack in the Box and it was just a greasy, buttery mess, the burger carton was fucking soaked in grease and butter. I assume this is the same.

[Anonymous No.15522383]

The double down had a better nutritional profile than most fast food meals

[Anonymous No.15522385]

>>15521941

[Anonymous No.15522405]

>sodium
most annoying normie soy health meme ever.

to answer OP I guess the KFC donut chicken sandwich

besides the obvious giant milkshakes

[Anonymous No.15522406]

What is it with KFC and doing weird ass limited time food items? Is it there customer numbers that bad now that they have to resort to gimmick food items that people buy just for laughs or sheer disgusted interest?

[Anonymous No.15522415]

>>15522406
you miss all of the shots you don't take, anon.

[Anonymous No.15522419]

>>15522406
KFC is just bad, idk what happened. Half the time you go there and they are OUT OF CHICKEN. how does a CHICKEN PLACE run out of CHICKEN? And my last meal there, I ordered extra crispy and when I opened the box the chicken was soggy and when I picked it up the breading literally fell off. They simply do not care anymore and I think they are going to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.15522423]

>>15522406
Also here's the rest of their Cheetos limited time range but what it really looks like rather than the marketing pictures to add that extra grossness. You got the Cheetos Sandwich, Cheeto Loaded Fries, Cheeto Hot Wings and Mac and Cheeto Bowl. All topped with a nice Cheeto Drink. YUM.

[Anonymous No.15522426]

>>15521941
Sensationalist faggots like you are why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.15522431]

>>15521941
I'll never understand why people thought this was so unhealthy. A double down has 540 calories. The same people who would make a big deal about how unhealthy it is are the same people that would see no problem with eating 2 fried chicken sandwiches with bread, even though that would be technically less healthy.

[Anonymous No.15522438]

>>15522423
They ran a cheeto drink with that? Last I checked, they didn't run any special drink since they just introduced the Mtn Dew Sweet Lightning flavor to their restaurants.

[Anonymous No.15522444]

>>15522426

Damn with macros like that double downs would be god-tier for some dirty bulking

[Anonymous No.15522457]

>>15522419
>KFC is just bad, idk what happened. Half the time you go there and they are OUT OF CHICKEN. how does a CHICKEN PLACE run out of CHICKEN?
Poor management. I've never worked there but I imagine a batch of chicken takes maybe twenty minutes in their pressure cooker. While it's possible someone just came in and ordered a boatload of chicken it's more likely the manager wasn't taking notice of stock levels and didn't order more chicken fried until it was too late.

[Anonymous No.15522470]

>>15522419
Yeah I just remembered that theres been 2 or 3 times in my the last decade where KFC has had a chicken shortage nationally. I mean one store is pretty nuts but NATIONAL chicken shortages?

[Anonymous No.15522481]

>>15522305
I didn't know KFC did delivery, let's see if the one 2 miles away from here delivers.

>we don't deliver in your area
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.15522488]

>>15522406
Also just realised how much I fucked up that statement. Is it that their customer numbers are that bad now.

>>15522438
Yeah my bad I think it was a Mtn Dew drink. Burger King also did some weird Cheetos promotion too.

[Anonymous No.15522495]

>>15522488
Yeah. Sweet Lightning is pretty good, can only hope it'll get released in bottles/cans every now and then like Baja Blast.

[Anonymous No.15522504]

>>15522481
KFC has a very small delivery radius. They do delivery through Menulog and Doordash though if you've got one nearby.

[Anonymous No.15522562]

[Anonymous No.15522564]

>>15521941
I fucking miss the double down, brehskis

[Anonymous No.15522565]

>>15521978
>because fat lonely boomers will eat one by themselves.
Can confirm lmao

[Anonymous No.15522598]

>>15521941
I present to you the Luther Burger

[Anonymous No.15522618]

>>15521985
I miss the zinger, it was good.

[Anonymous No.15522624]

I'm sure many of you know about it, some maybe even have ate there but it fits the thread. The heart attack grill!

The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") and waiters ("doctors") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). Each patient dons a hospital gown and wrist band before ordering and those who do not finish their meal receive a paddling by one of the "nurses" with the option to buy the paddle afterwards.

The menu is generally themed around items that are exceptionally high in calories and fat. It includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", "Quadruple", all the way up to "Octuple Bypass" hamburgers, ranging from 8 to 32 ounces (230 to 910 g) of beef (up to about 8,000 calories (33,000 kJ)), all-you-can-eat "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), beer and tequila, "butterfat milkshakes," and soft drinks such as Mexican-bottled Coca-Cola made with cane sugar. Customers can also order unfiltered cigarettes, or candy cigarettes for children.

Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a nurse waitress before eating. Beverages and to-go orders are excluded and sharing food is also not allowed for the free food deal. One of the restaurant's promotions is a reward for customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger, after which they are placed on a wheelchair and wheeled out to their vehicle by their "personal nurse".

The Quadruple Bypass Burger with 9,982 calories (41,760 kJ) consists of four half-pound beef patties, twenty strips of bacon, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato and half an onion served in a bun coated with lard.

[Anonymous No.15522626]

>>15522624
The coronary dog kindof looks like a turd.

[Anonymous No.15522627]

>>15522618
It's a staple here. Has literally never left the menu.

[Anonymous No.15522630]

>>15522624
The restaurant's spokesman, 575-pound (261 kg) Blair River, died on March 1, 2011, aged 29, from complications of pneumonia. The Arizona location closed shortly thereafter, on May 31, 2011.

On February 11, 2012, a customer suffered what was reported to be an apparent heart attack while eating a "Triple Bypass Burger" at the restaurant. Restaurant owner Jon Basso called 9-1-1 and the customer was taken to the hospital. Reportedly patrons thought it was a stunt and started taking photos. Basso later said, "I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that."

On April 21, 2012, a woman fell unconscious while eating a Double Bypass Burger, drinking alcohol, and smoking.

In February 2013, an unofficial spokesman and daily patron, 52-year-old John Alleman, died of an apparent heart attack while waiting at a bus stop in front of the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15522632]

>>15522624
THANKS, GOOGLEBOT!

[Anonymous No.15522656]

>>15522624

Heart Attack Grill was a fever dream when I went. Everyone talks about the food sizes but no one ever mentions the TVs/sound system that are blaring fat person/fast food parodies of infomercials and music videos. People bring up the fact that if you're over 350 lbs you eat for free, but you have to go up on stage in front of everyone to get weighed, and if you happen to weigh more (I got to watch a man barely make the cut at 355-ish) then you get rewarded with applause and cheers from your family and people in the restaurant.

The actual food wasn't terrible but it wasn't out of this world. The burger was the best part, while the fries were a little dry and the milkshake was like drinking butter. It was cool to talk to the bartender about what life was like in Vegas for everyone who isn't rich, and while the owner of the Heart Attack Grill was there he was busy fucking with the sound system, so I couldn't go over and thank him for doing his part

[Anonymous No.15522665]

>>15522370
t. never had culver's

[Anonymous No.15522864]

>>15522656
Yeah the appeal is just eating this unhealthy as fuck food rather than getting good food. But because it's all deep fried to shit, everything is just greasy and tastes the same.

[Anonymous No.15523097]

>>15522406
>instead of bringing back the Georgia Gold they do this shit

[Anonymous No.15523110]

>>15521991
>Fried Chicken is abhorrent for your health
How so?

[Anonymous No.15523584]

>>15521941
Local coney place serves a cheeseburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns. Can't find a picture but pic related is a typical meal there.

[Anonymous No.15523613]

>>15521941
Will it ever return?

[Anonymous No.15523632]

>>15521941
>salt, protein, and fat are unhealthy for you
Are you a time traveler from 1992?

[Anonymous No.15523654]

>>15522017
That's me with all fast food

[Anonymous No.15523661]

>>15522406
the Cheetos stuff was ok but im glad its gone. i still miss these Mac and Cheese bowls, the spicy one with the Nashville Hot sauce was great and cheap for the amount of food you are getting.

i miss these weird experimental foods, COVID killed all the interesting limited options at fast food places; they still have lines around the block but the menus have been cut back to the basics they know they can keep the supply chain running for.

[Anonymous No.15523666]

>>15523661
Even the picture in the ad looks disappointing.

[Anonymous No.15523681]

>>15522656
i went to the original Heart Attack Grill in Pheonix, it was a much more low-key diner that had all of the same elements but toned down and more "family friendly". i remember being let down by the cheese machine for the fries not working that day but everything else was tasty and big. the owner was there that day too (bald "doctor" in the lab coat) but he just sat at a booth the whole time eating his lunch and enjoying the peace and quiet.

[Anonymous No.15523691]

>>15523666
its better than it looks, just a bowl of mac and cheese with popcorn chicken, melted cheese and nashville sauce on top. basic ingredients with nothing fancy going on but everything tasted good once the oily hot sauce worked its way down into the pasta.

[Anonymous No.15523698]

[Anonymous No.15523746]

>>15522337
that bacon does look tasty, that bread looks like someone pissed on it, the egg and hasbrowns look overcooked and undercooked at the same time.

[Anonymous No.15523749]

>>15522406
this was the most disappointing bullshit gimmick item I have ever tried, even more so than the mcrib, but similar. It's not even horribly salty or fatty or gorpulent in any way. It's just bland and tastes slightly of butter, not even a hint of cheetos.

[Anonymous No.15523759]

>>15522305
How is it even possible to shove that many calories into a burger of that size

[Anonymous No.15523763]

>>15523759
Bread and breading? Oil-based sauce?

[Anonymous No.15523833]

>>15521949
Arguably the only thing unhealthy about it was a single sandwich containing the equivalent of 3 grams of table salt (half teaspoon, for reference).

[Anonymous No.15523840]

>>15523833
*6 grams of table salt

[Anonymous No.15523856]

>>15522305
>over 4000 calories
do they expect you to split the damn sandwich with someone? what the fuck is this shit

[Anonymous No.15523857]

>>15521941
do americans really think breaded chicken is bread?

[Anonymous No.15523937]

>>15521941
I want to eat this shit but I can't even leave my town. Crap

[Anonymous No.15523975]

>>15521955
KFC has been shit since the 80s. As soon as Colonel Sanders died they threw out his process and started cutting corners left and right. Go ask someone how tasty a bucket of KFC was in the 70s. There's been no comparison for 40 fucking years.

[Anonymous No.15524234]

>>15522223
I fucking loved those things…

[Anonymous No.15524432]

>>15521946
KFC is fucking awful....

[Anonymous No.15524463]

>>15522624
is there a reason the pricing is all weird and fucked up?

[Anonymous No.15524482]

>>15523856
That's kilojoules, some countries like Australia measure food energy differently. Kinda like imperial/metric.

[Anonymous No.15524497]

>>15521974

that's not very much salt. humans are healthiest with about 6 to 12 grams of salt a day. more if it's hot.

[Anonymous No.15524651]

>>15524463
The whole theme of the place is basically suicide by food so I imagine the prices are centered around getting you to gorge yourself. It's also in Las Vegas I think so it's probably priced accordingly

[Anonymous No.15525314]

>>15523975
oldfag here
I aint that old, but I know for a fact it tasted better in the 80s, even in the 90s. Mc Donalds too

[Anonymous No.15525426]

>>15521941
>2 pieces of fried chicken, a piece of cheese, and some bacon
OH MY GOD HOW CAN IT GET ANYMORE UNHEALTHY???

[Anonymous No.15525432]

>>15521974
there is no such thing sir

[Anonymous No.15525438]

>>15522311
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15525444]

>>15524432
okay? that's not what this thread is about

[Anonymous No.15525473]

>>15525314

you can thank the faggoty crusade against trans fats for that.

[Anonymous No.15525714]

Fresh popcorn chicken is probably the only thing I ever at KFC. Too bad it's like 5 dollars for such a small box. The family box has way too much. There's no happy medium.

[Anonymous No.15525992]

>>15522016
What the fuck
That looks delicious

[Anonymous No.15526006]

>>15522406
i think kfc has been steadily declining in years and it's desperate marketing. it's a shame because i do like kfc, but every kfc around me is ran by niggers and spics who don't give a shit and the food is always terrible quality. i guess i'll just go to chickfila instead

[Anonymous No.15526490]

>>15522630
Can you get that burger to go?

[Anonymous No.15526569]

>>15522562
I love meth chicks.

[Anonymous No.15526685]

>>15521941
for me, it's the 'drinking a liter of olive oil' challenge.

[Anonymous No.15527139]

>>15521941
how does removing the bread of a chicken burger make it less healthy

[Anonymous No.15527159]

>>15522488
>>15522406
is this actually any good.or is this just an instgram memefood thing? the thought of cheetos in my sandwich seems repulsive

[Anonymous No.15527198]

I've tried the cheeburger cheeburger whole pound burger several times.
It's a wonder how I managed to survive my teens

[Anonymous No.15527271]

>>15526490
>In February 2013, an unofficial spokesman and daily patron, 52-year-old John Alleman, died of an apparent heart attack while waiting at a bus stop in front of the restaurant.
yep

[Anonymous No.15527290]

>>15521941
That's healthier than anormal chicken sandwich for lacking ultra-processed flour other than the breading. Why doesn't anyone understand even basic nutrition? Do you just think "fat bad"?

[Anonymous No.15527298]

>>15521941
I've tried most of these

[Anonymous No.15528160]

>>15526685
Just a little bit of olivol
just a smidge

[Anonymous No.15528161]

>>15527159
Well they literally shove cheetos into the burger so I cant see how it can taste any good

[Anonymous No.15528163]

>>15527290
Thanks for this brand new piece of information that hasn't been said like 17 times in the thread.

[Anonymous No.15528233]

>>15527139
if there's bread then at least you're eating something other than deepfried chicken with breading soaked with the cheapest oil they could find

[Anonymous No.15528249]

>>15521941
Honey-Chipotle Crispers & Waffles from Chili's.
2590 cals for the entire thing.

[Anonymous No.15528254]

>>15521941
how is that more unhealthy than say a double stacked chicken burger, do burgers really think that by adding 2 pieces of bread, tomato and some lettuce, they're somehow neutralizing the unhealthy ness of a fried chicken sandwich?

[Anonymous No.15528275]

>>15527298
>Zapps

Oh yea, I'm thinking based. Where is that? I wanna try those smores bites.

[Anonymous No.15528462]

>>15528275
>great value
A Walmart somewhere.

[Anonymous No.15528467]

That is the fucking healthiest thing because no bread gtfo.

[Anonymous No.15528490]

>>15527298
of course you have fatso

[Anonymous No.15528516]

>>15525314
Yeah. I was born in 87 and fast food tasted great up into the early 2000s. Started going downhill fast after obama. Even in 2002 you could still get a piping hot double cheeseburger served fresh for 69 cents. I know I'm not romanticizing my youth because the last 4 double cheeseburgers I've had weren't warm enough to melt the cheese and were stale. They used to be so good you would want to go back for another one after finishing your last bite.

[Anonymous No.15528601]

>>15523856
>>15523759
That's in kilojoules and the amount equals to about 1000 kilocalories.

[Anonymous No.15528644]

>>15528462
Are Zapp's national? I thought they were local.

[Anonymous No.15528648]

>>15528644
Nah they're national and severely overrated

[Anonymous No.15528662]

>>15522406
not gonna lie, the combo meal with that sammich, the cheeto mac and the dusted popcorn chicken was fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.15528666]

>>15524482
>>15528601
It's also including a chips and drink.

[Anonymous No.15528671]

>>15522426
I remember being younger and people were flipping about how horribly unhealthy the double down was.
The nutrition facts really aren't that awful by fast food standards.
A single Mcmeal with fries and coke are far and away worse than a tendie sandwich

[Anonymous No.15528724]

Need somebody to invent a bulimia bag. Sort of like a colostomy bag but connected to stomach instead of colon or wherever those are connected. Eat lots of bad stuff and then push on belly and all the stomach contents squeezes out into bulimia bag like an over ripened massive whitehead zit. then you can have a half a sheetcake for desert and squeeze it out and then go to bed.

[Anonymous No.15528848]

>>15528724

This is the literal dream of fat fucks everywhere. And the sad thing is, something like this will probably happen in the future. Like maybe they'll perfect virtual food or something, or maybe it'll be a pill that you can take that stops you absorbing any fat or sugar from food, but we're going to get to the point where people can eat as much of whatever they want all the time without any health consequences and we'll all just sit there all day eating endless pizza and chips and watching The Office on repeat. The demand is there.

[Anonymous No.15528877]

>>15528848
Imagine the gigantic shits we'd take...

[Anonymous No.15528887]

>>15528877

Just pure, undigested food falling out of your ass. Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.15528924]

>>15527159
The Mac n cheetos was pr good honestly

[Anonymous No.15529217]

>>15527159
Mac and Cheetos yes because its their Mac and Cheese fries. The Cheetos chicken burger though is nasty

[Anonymous No.15529272]

>>15523681
Shut up Pedro

[Anonymous No.15529279]

>>15528887
And then getting resold at 3rd world countries. Nice.

[Anonymous No.15529293]

There are already drugs to block fat absorption, I'm not exaggerating when I say it makes fat people leak yellow-orange oil out of their ass. Google "Alli oily stool" and enjoy the horror stories, because the problem is that fat people take this medication that blocks fat absorption, but they stuff their faces with the same shit food that made them fat. The fat has to go somewhere, so if their bodies aren't digesting it it ends up leaking out of their ass everywhere they go.

[Anonymous No.15529300]

>>15527298
are those zapp's fried foods any good?

[Anonymous No.15529320]

>>15521941
Joey gave this a 10 as he was sharting himself, so you know it's good.

[Anonymous No.15529396]

>>15522406
This is a marketing ploy to get people to talk about KFC and thusly go purchase some, even if they don't buy the actual LTO. Cheetos are a trending food item that makes everything it's attached to sell like hotcakes. This is entry level Food & Beverage Category Management and Marketing.

[cringe thread No.15529552]

>>15528249
never go to chilis its overpriced shit tier food and nearly everything is frozen

[Anonymous No.15529624]

>>15528666
The whole calorie count? 1k calories doesn't seem that much then, even if it's little over a third of normal male's daily intake.

[Anonymous No.15530160]

>>15527298
I wish Canada had half the selection Americans have

[Anonymous No.15530172]

>>15528724
>>15528848
this is already a thing, people with eating disorders get feeding tubes for both feeding in and for purging out blockages or for other reasons, that they can abuse to eat normally and purge without the need to puke and all the shit that comes along with that

[Anonymous No.15530313]

>>15528163
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.15530441]

>>15522562
Who is this porn star? I know this is porn; the halter top and skirt are way too slutty for the average sports bar, braces, trashy tattoos and the fact she's being handed a hundo.

[Anonymous No.15530795]

>>15523746
Fuck off mr bones.

[Anonymous No.15530812]

For me, it's bacon-wrapped deep-fried burg.

[Anonymous No.15531212]

I've eaten multiple munchy boxes to myself over the course of my life. I don't like to think about what it's done to my body or how many calories were in them.

[Anonymous No.15531220]

>>15522632
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.15531228]

>>15527298
>fried pickles
That actually seems based.

[Anonymous No.15531239]

>>15529300
Yes, best if you can deep fry them

[Anonymous No.15531263]

But that ls healthy. Very little bread and worksvwell for a humans ideal meat heavy diet.

[Anonymous No.15531328]

>the only fast food I still eat regularly

[Anonymous No.15531332]

>>15531263
>But that ls healthy
and that's why you're fat

[Anonymous No.15531379]

mcflurry

[Anonymous No.15531389]

>>15531228
I can't speak to Bapp's frozen foods, but fried pickles are, indeed, exceedingly based. Primo bar food, served with cajun remoulade. if you see them being served, give them a try.

[Anonymous No.15531465]

>>15523681
What a stupid sign. Nobody urinates while erect, and flaccid size really doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.15531765]

>>15531332
Do you prefer margarine with your wonderbread, Mrs. Diabeetus?

[Anonymous No.15531774]

These last several threads are what you get when you bully the horny posters into lurking btw

[Anonymous No.15531783]

>>15531774
Shut up coomer.

[Anonymous No.15531965]

>>15522385
remove the eggo waffle, the bottom bacon and tender, and serve those as a separate meal for someone else, and it wouldn't be that bad

[Anonymous No.15532126]

>>15531465
it's a joke sign big guy, cope

[Anonymous No.15532128]

>>15522385
Remove buns, use waffles as buns. Fixed

[Anonymous No.15533829]

>>15521941

[Anonymous No.15534087]

my brother used to make "milkshakes" where he just put vodka and a can of frosting into a blender. I can't imagine they were that healthy. Shit had to be 2000 calories a pop.

[Anonymous No.15534237]

>>15521949
>sold as a sandwich with no bread
>bread jews kvetch while dressed as normal people
>sandwich is no longer offered
a tale as old time fren

[Anonymous No.15534251]

>>15522470
global food shortages. corporations shot themselves in the foot going globo with all their chains and know they have to shill this new (((plant-meat))) to try and make it seem like they are being health conscious when its closer to the polar opposite. the virus shit is a cover for them to try and prolong the inevitable

[Anonymous No.15534260]

>>15534087
oof jesus christ how fat is your brother

[Anonymous No.15534300]

>>15522624
America is an abomination

[Anonymous No.15534303]

>>15528233
bread isnt healthy, adding more things to an unhealthy thing doesnt make the unhealthy thing less unhealthy

[Anonymous No.15534340]

>>15529624
>he thinks men should et 3000kcal per day
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.15534367]

>>15521941
Why do you think this is bad? Most fast food has something equal to that if not way worse because they put it between bread. And no one bats an eye at those.

[Anonymous No.15534374]

>>15529293
Olestra. Not sure if they still put it in stuff these days but very late 90s it was in lots of chips. Eat much of that gunk and it give oily ass syndrome too. Tried chips with that stuff and it was no good

[Anonymous No.15534402]

>>15534300
Well yeah that's the reaction they want people to have.

[Anonymous No.15534426]

>>15521941
How is it unhealthy? You're just eating two pieces of chicken, a piece of bacon, and a slice of cheese. Also sauce. So what?

[Anonymous No.15534654]

>>15534426
Its battered, fried and otherwise filled with low quality ingredients and fats.

[Anonymous No.15534657]

>>15534426
>cooked by soaking in burnt PUFA
>coated in processed carbs and chemical agents
>manufactured plastic cheese
>factory farmed, hormone and steroid pumped chicken
>profane porcine product

[Anonymous No.15534682]

>>15534303
>bread isnt healthy
lol, that must be why countries where bread is a staple are countries with some of the highest life expectancies on Earth, fattie

[Anonymous No.15534701]

>>15534682
correlation =/= causation
People in these countries prefer a healthier lifestyle overall. however, a decent bread is definitely better than this fried piece of shit chicken.

[Anonymous No.15534746]

>>15522423
>cheetos drink

wtf

[Anonymous No.15534760]

>>15531212
They're the ultimate drunk night out saviour. You get your box, go home, by the time you're home its really hitting you, grab some water, eat your box over the span of an hour or two and drink water, by the second hour you're good to go to bed. Piss, sleep, wake up with no hangover.

[Anonymous No.15534786]

>>15534701
Who said anything about causation, retarded r/science browser? Bread is part of their lifestyle either way so claiming that they are healthy despite bread is arbitrary. And even if they were healthy not because of bread, the fact that bread doesn't offset the effects of the rest of their diet and lifestyle would seem to indicate that bread isn't "unhealthy".
You are probably a fattie.

[Anonymous No.15534788]

>>15534300
plot twist: The owner/creator used to be a doctor who gave up on fatties ignoring his advice and basically said "Fuck it, if you fat fucks want to kill yourselves I'll help you do it. I'll be doing the world a favor." So he created the heart attack grill.

[Anonymous No.15534803]

>>15534788
based doctor. Of course all the medias are shitting on him

[Anonymous No.15534818]

>>15534786
>who said anything about causation
how would you interpret your own post then? I think the implication was pretty clear.

you are clearly somewhat retarded.
A healthy lifestyle is all about moderation and balance. Eating too many carbs is unhealthy, whether its potatoes, bread etc. The choice of carbs has nothing to do with the lifestyle per se.

[Anonymous No.15534855]

>>15525992
there's a video out there showing how these are made. It's an existential experience, wherein many things that LOOK fine and worthy of a good meal are slowly pushed together and cooked into something that looks horrifying and downright nightmarish.

It's the gastronomic equivalent of Mr Bones' wild ride.

[Anonymous No.15534901]

>>15521941
local fish and chip shop does those fried mars bars.
no. never tried it.

[Anonymous No.15534902]

>>15534657
Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.15535002]

>>15521941
i had one of these but i put it in a bread roll.
was nice.

[Anonymous No.15535019]

>>15521941
do americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.15535029]

>>15535019
Why do you think Murricans look the way they do?

[Anonymous No.15535083]

Weekly saxenda injections should be mandatory in the US for anyone over a BMI of 30.

[Anonymous No.15535120]

>>15521941
The Double Down is probably the best thing to ever come out of the United States of America. I eat one weekly and I fuck women.

[Anonymous No.15535783]

>>15535019
>>15535029
Do Europeans ever actually do anything?

[Anonymous No.15535805]

>>15535783
They buy American fast food and frozen junk like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.15535826]

Chili's Awesome Blossom from the mid-2000s.

2,710 kcalories, 203 grams (1,827 kcalories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium

[Anonymous No.15535846]

>>15535783
Oh, you know, just the important stuff.
We just leave you guys to consoom.

[Anonymous No.15535857]

>>15535846
Name one important thing

[Anonymous No.15535919]

>>15535846
Jerking off is NOT important.

[Anonymous No.15535922]

>>15522426
ah, so they're both horrible for you

[Anonymous No.15535924]

>>15535120
Same but I fuck my hand.

[Anonymous No.15535926]

>>15523584
burger priest has the vatican, with grilled cheese buns. absolutely based after an all day fast

[Anonymous No.15535940]

>>15521941
It's literally no less healthy than any other fast food chicken sandwich with cheese and bacon. Go look at Wendy's Asiago Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich and you'll see that actually has more calories and less protein than the Double Down. Fuck you and every other retard who got the best sandwich at KFC cancelled because you think bread is better for you than extra chicken.

[Anonymous No.15535943]

>>15521985
>make chicken sandwich with 2 patties and a bun
>no one gives a fuck
>take away the bun
>people literally boycott the restaurant for serving a food that's "too unhealthy"

[Anonymous No.15535953]

La Infame

[Anonymous No.15536018]

>>15521974
>Just waaaaay too salty.
Literally just the amount of sodium in 2 original recipe chicken breasts plus a bit from the bacon and sauce. If you don't think KFC's chicken breast is too salty then you're just experiencing a placebo effect because the ratio of sodium to everything else is EXACTLY THE SAME as when you eat the regular chicken breast by itself.

[Anonymous No.15536136]

>>15521941
what do I even get at this establishment? Should I try this meme chicken?

[Anonymous No.15536140]

>>15523975
same with their cole slaw

[Anonymous No.15536301]

>>15535846
The important stuff being obsessively seething about what we do?
Because I rarely ever see a "do europoors really" or someone blaming shitposting at 1:30 pm here on euro hours
Why do you always think about us so much? Our ancestors left for a reason, we do not wish to be European or abuse by your customs.

[Anonymous No.15536312]

>>15521941
tried a double down, unironically tasted pretty good

[Anonymous No.15536316]

>>15522665
was about to post this

[Anonymous No.15536323]

>>15528724
thats fucking vile man. just dont eat garbage

[Anonymous No.15536363]

>>15536136
I don't know if the KFC version is any good but the nashville hot chicken at my local average barfood place is really good. I'm okay with meme chicken if it tastes like that. KFC will not though.

[Anonymous No.15536391]

>>15528724
Or you could share the food you want to try with a few friends and family so you can all take small amounts and get to taste everything.

[Anonymous No.15536395]

>>15529293
When I was anorexic I used Alli. It really only helps if you eat tons of junk food. I was eating 90% dark chocolate and salmon, with vegetable every day, so it didn't do much for me after the first pound.

[Anonymous No.15536809]

>>15536301
>we
Name anything important you have ever done?

[Anonymous No.15537229]

>>15531212
Is this a UK thing? Never heard of a "munchy box" in burgerland

[Anonymous No.15537280]

>>15527298
holy shit i had no idea zapp's made fried pickles and jalapeno poppers, i'm going to fucking walmart tomorrow

[Anonymous No.15537297]

>>15531328
Now I want a gyro

[Anonymous No.15537306]

>>15536136
I got the Nashville chicken tenders while on a road trip and hadn’t eaten kfc in like 10 years
Shit was garbage
Gaaaaaaarbage
I love some hot chicken too

[Anonymous No.15537316]

>>15521941
Thing is that this isn't any more unhealthy than any other fast food item. It is just a chicken breast with bacon and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15537340]

>>15534901
I give you, deep fried butter.

[Anonymous No.15537355]

>>15534855
Welcome to Hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNZB20U7wI&t=167

[Anonymous No.15537977]

>>15527298
Tostino's > Pizza Bagels

[Anonymous No.15538120]

>>15522305
>>15521955
>>15521941
>>15523661
>>15536136

This franchise is getting fucked royally by Popeye's

[Anonymous No.15538186]

>>15534682
>let me just give you a (You) to tell you im retarded
what did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.15538454]

>>15536809
But I asked you first, stop ducking

[Anonymous No.15538731]

>>15521941
Is it keto?

[Anonymous No.15538749]

>>15538731
18g of carbs so if you don't have any other carbs that day it is.

[Anonymous No.15539082]

>>15534901
My local fair had a deep fried Snicker's bar. It made me feel sick within seconds. I felt like a child trying his best to swallow cold medicine that he hates the taste of.

[Anonymous No.15539534]

>>15528249
Tasted bad
Sauce was too sweet

[Anonymous No.15539729]

>>15521949
its a stupid as hell concept for a sandwich. sure taken separately its fine. chicken, side of bacon, mozz stick or something. but pile it all on top of each other and it looks really gluttonous. put buns on top of the same thing and then its fine.

[Anonymous No.15539776]

>>15534760
i dont think eating before bed will help your hangover

[Anonymous No.15540003]

>>15521941
Literally just a bucket from KFC. Has around 2000 calories which is more than anything on this thread besides whole pizzas or that heart attack grill.

[Anonymous No.15540014]

>>15521985
It bothers me that the same meat on the sandwich is in strips next to the food. Something horrible, over indulgent and inescapably american is at foot here.

[Anonymous No.15540021]

>>15540014
At one point, KFC offered tendies and popcorn chicken in the same meal.

[Anonymous No.15540042]

>>15523584
>i will never get over the loss of the stacked grilled cheeseburger munchie meal at my local jack in the box

[Anonymous No.15540047]

>>15528724
Please go back to /d/

[Anonymous No.15540222]

>>15521941
it's so stupid how you retards call this insanely unhealthy compared to everything else. literally put bread on it and it becomes a normal sandwich comparable to other large sandwiches from fast food restaurants. absolute fucking retards

[Anonymous No.15540233]

>>15523584
Fellow Rapidian here.

I miss late nights at the coney after drinking at the bars down the street (Dukes, Bobs, Birch Lounge).

Absolutely love that place's Flint style dogs.

[Anonymous No.15540236]

>>15522337
now that is how bacon should be served. nothing pisses me off more than restaurants scamming on tiny ass bacon portions, like 3 strips for an order

[Anonymous No.15540245]

>>15521941
they should bring this back for the keto fags

[Anonymous No.15540247]

>>15522419
I've only had kfc once and the extra crispy was fantastic. delivered even it was still hot and crisp

[Anonymous No.15540249]

>>15538454
>incel neet detected
Apply yourself

[Anonymous No.15540254]

>>15540014
All it takes is fried chicken to trigger you faggots

[Anonymous No.15540259]

>>15522370
the buttery jack is fucking delicious, you heathen. There's a reason it's #1 on the menu

[Anonymous No.15540267]

>>15534087
LOL

[Anonymous No.15540275]

>>15536136
my roommate says it's great. I've only tried the normal and extra crispy chicken and the extra crispy was fantastic

[Anonymous No.15540443]

>>15528724
Or just eat it and then spit it out before swallowing lol. Maybe not at a restaurant. I do this sometimes with candy & chocolate. All the flavor none of the calories. But I’m super strict about my diet.

[Anonymous No.15540696]

>>15539729
you sounds like a fag

[Anonymous No.15540703]

>>15522337
that looks tasty

[Anonymous No.15540986]

>>15522305
>1015 kcal for a single meal
holy shit

[Anonymous No.15541010]

halal snack pack

[Anonymous No.15541027]

>>15522630
>Double Bypass Burger, drinking alcohol, and smoking.
i mean, she was asking for it

[Anonymous No.15541200]

>>15522624
>heart attack grill
i like their stupid website

https://www.heartattackgrill.com/jobs.html

[Anonymous No.15541209]

>>15528724
eat your garbage food and eject it, then blend up healthy food and pipe it in

[Anonymous No.15541236]

>>15541200
>you will never be a hot girl with fake tits living in Vegas working at the Heart Attack Grill paddling fatties for not eating their lardfest fast enough then wheeling them out to their car.

[Anonymous No.15541436]

>>15522426
fried chicken that gives you 52g of protein for only 600 calories. i fully support kfc now

[Anonymous No.15541449]

>>15534654
oh no, not FAT! thats exactly the word i DONT WANT TO BE!

[Anonymous No.15541492]

>>15525314
Same. It's not even nostalgia. Mc donalds and kfc were king back in 80's and 90's. Bigger portions, less fucking preservatives filler etc.

[Anonymous No.15541570]

>>15528275
>>Zapps

It's Bapps dummy

[Anonymous No.15542112]

>>15540014
>at foot
afoot

[Anonymous No.15542528]

>Double Down
>Unhealthy

Bruh, they are Keto friendly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15542638]

>>15522337
Why is that bread A) not toasted and B) sweating? Also what the fuck is the mangled meat scraps???

[Anonymous No.15542778]

>>15542638
>Why is that bread A) not toasted and B) sweating?
Looks like lightly toasted wheat bread with butter on it.
>Also what the fuck is the mangled meat scraps???
Bacon cooked in a pile instead of being cooked in neat strips.

[Anonymous No.15542969]

>>15537340
I tried this at the county fair, it's shit