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ITT: Cursed foods

>> No.15524071

go back to twitter goal post head

>> No.15524091

>>15524052
why is brit food so fucking disgusting?

>> No.15524107

>>15524091
it's clearly labeled as italian

>> No.15524120
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>>15524071
no :^)

>> No.15524245

>>15524052
brits are irredeemably globo-homoed

>> No.15524310

>>15524245
>brits are irredeemably globo-homoed
Brits ARE the globohomo

>> No.15524344

>>15524245
>>15524310
so the only difference between them and burgers is which side of the road to drive on? got it

>> No.15524361

Oh, boy, it's the Reddit thread! Here are some helpful links for fellow newfriends looking for CRAZY food pictures to post ITT. (ITT means "in this thread", BTW)

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedfoods/
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodCrimes/
https://www.reddit.com/r/foodgore/

HAVE FUN, GUYS!

>> No.15524383
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Blessed foods

>> No.15524453

>>15524052
What's wrong with a lasagna sandwich? The only thing I see that's cringe is that it's not served on a baguette like a spaghetti sandwich should be.

>> No.15524486

Lasagna a l' anglaise!!

>> No.15524493 [DELETED] 

>>15524361
>no cooking related things on my asian inspired fusion anime retard cooking board, only mcchicken threads.
Your reddit elitism is showing. Sadge.

>> No.15524900

>>15524344
unironic Huh?

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>>15524245
>>15524310
>>15524344

>> No.15524931

>>15524383
Mango chutney on a sandwich..... Hard pass.

>> No.15524941

what the fuck? this is just cottage cheese and a meat sauce in a sandwich. really how is this any different than a chili dog or sloppy joe?

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>>15524929
you're confused here

>> No.15524951

>>15524931
If you’ve never had coronation chicken, you’re a fucking pedophile.

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>a picture of food I don't like? Hm.
>ITS FROM BRITAIN? HOLY HECK, ALERT REDDIT

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>>15525041
>toast with beans on?
>Dudeeeeee that's heckin' crazy bro! send this shit to r/foodgore, stat! Heckin' hell those Brits are soooooo disgusting! A heckin' midday snack of carbs and protein! EWWWWWWWW

>> No.15525070

>>15525060
take your meds

>> No.15525071

>>15525070
Take your life

>> No.15525081

>>15525060
>when you're such a contrarian newfaggot that somehow you end up defending brit food on /ck/
american elections are a mistake

>> No.15525084

>>15525060
lol youre such a pussy bitch

>> No.15525087
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>>15525081
>when you post a stale meme from 2012 and accuse others of being 'new'

>> No.15525088

>>15525081
Hoo, boy, I sure do love them heckin spicy Redd/int/ memerinos! Fucking A*nglos, amirite? Hahah, get it? I said anglos as in anglo-saxons as in British people, but I put an asterisk in it like it was a naughty word! Hahah, us heckin 4channelers, amirite?

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>>15525041

Based

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>bro....BRO! Check this shit out man,I saw it on r/foodgore it's a British sandwich, but you're not gonna believe this shit bro...it has TOAST in the middle! that's HECKIN' CRAZY SHIT

>> No.15525111

>>15524951
Why would i eat chicken mixed with grapes and mango chutney? I am not from your shitty island, Sadeeq.

>> No.15525120

>>15525111
Who's "Sadeeq"?

>> No.15525123

>>15525081
>british food = bad! I know this because reddit told me
Fucking do one you gullard

>> No.15525124

>>15525111
Why not?

>> No.15525142

>>15525120
You.

>>15525124
Because nobody but bongs eats that shit.

>> No.15525156

>>15524344
No, I mean brits were literally globohomo. The British empire really was a test run at enforcing a worldwide monoculture of gay authoritarian bullshit.

>> No.15525160

>>15525142
I'm not named "Sadeeq", nor do I know anybody with that name. I think you might be confused.

>> No.15525170

>>15525160
Now you're lying.

>> No.15525194

>>15524052
UK has a convenience store sandwich culture which led to this

Some of the first cheap and quick sandwich shops in the world came about in Industrial Britain. They really revolutionized the field and prepackaged sandwiches the world over evolved from UK sandwich shops. Having studied this topic in depth myself, this sandwich abomination isn't all too surprising.

>> No.15525205
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I thought British food sucked for years but I eventually realized that it's top tier if you are drunk and then it all suddenly made sense.

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>OI LAD ILL BE HAVIN THE JELLIED OX TAINT
>THAT ROIGHT? CHEERS LAD COMING RIGHT UP INNIT

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>>15525205
Ah the british binge drinker.

>> No.15525261

>>15525156
Trump lost. Cope.

>> No.15525287

>pizza crunch

cheap frozen pizza deep fried in batter

>> No.15525291

>>15525261
>muh Trump
Biden is a good friend of Gerry Adams. He hates Britain and will take you to the cleaners lol.

>> No.15525293

>>15524383
The Coronation Street tie-in is crap but coronation chicken is tasty.

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Hot Dr Pepper anyone?

>> No.15525352

>>15525345
What's cursed about this? Shit's great.

>> No.15525400

>>15525156
>gay
that's not what globohomo means.

>> No.15525449

>>15525345
Notice how clear the soda is supposed to look from the image, absolutely does not look like anything we drink

>> No.15525487

Are Britburkas so delusional they think that anyone who doesn't like their shit tier "cuisine" is from reddit? Your food is bottom of the barrel shit, even American slop and grease McCheese is better.

>> No.15525492

>>15525345
>1967
Damn

>> No.15525528
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>>15524091
England was never good. They got lucky for a while but are a shit country. I blame malnutrition the problems of many countries. Look at what British people have been eating. Pastries, bread, potatoes, beans, meat, and a little bit of peas? When they're eating a small potato and beef pie inside a bun, you wonder how much of their diet is empty carbs and how few vitamins and minerals they're getting.

>> No.15525544

>>15525030
hey its LGR

>> No.15525545
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>>15524929
cope

>> No.15525554

>>15525528
potatoes are literally all you need to survive. they have more vitamin C than an orange

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>>15525554
>you don't need A, D, Calcium, or several of the other things potatoes lack
Pale, freckled fingers typed this.

>> No.15525584

>>15525571
yeah because milk is also rare in britain

>> No.15525599

>>15525584
>potatoes are all you need
>milk is so rare in britain
I wasn't aware that milk was a component of potatoes. Is that how you bent-teeth water your soil?

>> No.15525600

>>15525571
I disagree with Anon's original statement. But for millennia, Man lived off wheat or rice. And a man raised on potatoes as his staple crop is a gorilla in comparison.

>> No.15525610

>>15524344
eternal anglo

>> No.15525613

>>15525071
Sometimes I read something so creative and out of field on this site, something clicks in my mind.
This reply is one of those times.

>> No.15525643

>>15525599
>bent-teeth
Brits have better dental health than most of Europe and especially America. Stop clinging to literal 70 year old memes.

>> No.15525661

>>15525528
>Develop spice trade network
>Don't use spices on food and make blandest shit ever.
Why?

>> No.15525666

>>15525661
Are you retarded? Tikka Masala is a national dish.

>> No.15525673

Are meds food?

t. Schizo

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>>15525661
BRO YOU GOTTA PUT ANUS DESTROYER 5000 HOT SAUCE ON YOUR FOOD BRO HOW DO YOU EAT THIS BLAND SHIT BRO

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>>15525666
>national dish is meat and rice prepared by hindus, who have a taboo against washing their hands
Good info satan. Brits should have focused on SEA. They have the a more interesting view on food balance with the five being salty, sweet, bitter, sour, and hot. Instead they left it to other Eurofags who ran off as soon as international tensions rose.

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>>15525734
They have the a more interesting view on food balance with the five being salty, sweet, bitter, sour, and hot.

>> No.15525771

>>15525041
Better snack than PBJ sandwiches

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>>15524383
>>15524052
Someone please put LSD + MDMA in the British water supply to save them.

>> No.15526008

>>15524052
I don't see what's wrong with this, sure it's not a REAL lasagna but as a sandwich it looks alright. I thought it was a cake slice at first from the thumbnail and that would have made more sense to be "cursed"

>> No.15526026

>>15525545
>black female
>french

>> No.15526041

>>15525060
cahn't 'andle tha banta?

>> No.15526063
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>> No.15526074

>>15524052
>>15524383
Do Bretons really?

>> No.15526076
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15526076

I don't understand the British.

>> No.15526090

>>15525060
Yeah it looks fucking the most low effort shitty struggle food. Shitty beans that look straight out of the can on a piece of dry looking toast that hasn't even been toasted. English cuisine is a fucking travesty and an affront to cooking.

>> No.15526105

>>15525060
God, British people really do get this mad over their shit cuisine.

>> No.15526113

>>15526090
Calling beans on toast struggle food is like calling scrambled eggs with toast struggle food.

>> No.15526142

>>15525345
Might be nostalgia but i remember this shit in the early nineties.
Wasn't bad

>> No.15526185

>>15525613
i agree, im stealing it

>> No.15527367

>>15525723
you just posted cringe broe

>> No.15527373

>>15526026
yes
why do americans think Europe is a white continent.

>> No.15527378

>>15526076
Salmon on the bottom left literally doesn't even look cooked, also

>Canned veg

Lmao.

>> No.15527424

>>15525544
Are you me?

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>>15525487
>british cuisine is toast sandwich and jellied eels, haha MEMES!

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>>15525661
>I cant eat that! It doesnt even have heckin' spices in! I can't appreciate food that doesnt contain exotic spicerinos!

>> No.15527472

>>15526090
>low effort
That's exactly what beans on toast is you utter mouthbreathing spasticated cunt. You toast some bread, put some tinned beans on it and wolf it down for lunch, it's not supposed to be artisan cooking

>> No.15527528

>>15527444
Butthurt Brit detected.

>> No.15527653

>>15525545
i was thinking this is kinda fucked then i looked down and realized that im also not white

>> No.15527743

>>15524948
What's the name of the orange one

>> No.15527744

>>15524929
LITERALLY BUILT FOR WHITE COCK

>> No.15528058

>>15525081
>somehow you end up defending brit food
Orwell proved decades ago that Brit food has one of if not the best cuisine in Europe

>> No.15528084

>>15527653
being white in your head and acting white is half the battle

>> No.15528121

>>15525060
Oi mate got a loicense for that soyjock

>> No.15528165

>>15526063
Forgive us father.

>> No.15528185

I remember when mentioning reddit was an actual autoban

>> No.15528197

>>15526113
beans on untoasted white bread is definitely struggle food
perhaps its a cultural thing but I've never seen someone who wasn't poor eat white bread in my country

>> No.15528631

>>15525661
Or they do use spices and you and this entire meme retarded.

>> No.15528633

>>15525528
Quite literally nobody has ever actually ate a pie in a cob

>> No.15528634

>>15526076
Top banter. His entire existence makes you seethe thus he has already won.

>> No.15528635

>>15527743
mohammed

>> No.15528637

>>15524052
Fucking twitter cunt, these are delicious what are you on about?

>> No.15528653

>>15528197
Funny how back in the day white bread was for the rich people and the whole wheat stuff with all the grains was for the peasants

>> No.15528657

>>15526076
>soup and sandwich
>cheese and beans on toast
They're both based meals though

>> No.15528663

>>15525060
lol you are a faggot, and worse, a brit faggot.

>> No.15528665

>>15524383
I do love coronation chicken.
Got some coronation coleslaw in the fridge right now!

>> No.15528815

>>15528058
>Orwell proved decades ago that Brit food has one of if not the best cuisine in Europe
When did orwell talk about british cuisine?

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>>15528633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4A&t
wigan kebab lad

>> No.15528913

>>15527743
>What's the name of the orange one
Trump

>> No.15528936

I will urinate all over this thread losers

>> No.15528942

>>15525060
>>15525030
>>15525106
>>15525123
Seething, toothless island goblin detected.

>> No.15528944

>>15528836
>Posts picture of pie barm
>posts link to guy buying a Wigan kebab
Fuck off back to Wigan, you cunt

>> No.15528945

>>15525094
how to grill beans?

>> No.15528947
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>>15524052
A classic British delicacy

>> No.15528986

>>15528944
well if you watched the video they call it a pie in a buttered barm so it's just another name for it

>> No.15528990

>>15524071
this

>> No.15528999

>>15525060
I upvoted you.

>> No.15529004

>>15528913
based

>> No.15529030
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>british food

>> No.15529039

>>15529030
>full English top tier
>black pudding bottom tier
Can’t have one without the other.
Which passportless spastic made this gay macro?

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>>15529039
I did. You got a problem or something?

>> No.15529045

>>15529030
Outside of the "god tier" tier (i wont deny that scones, fish n chips and yorkshire pudding are good stuff) British food is terrible. And some of it like haggis is downright repugnant.

>> No.15529097

>>15524383
Burger here. Coronation chicken is the shit and I wish it was a thing in the States.

>> No.15529100

>>15528947
Do British really?

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>>15525060
based

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>>15529030
>steak and kidney pie low-tier

>> No.15529124

>>15529097
I love coronation chicken, tried it while I lived for a bit in the UK. Thing is I wouldn't make it myself, but if there was a party going on or a work event or we were having proper English tea I always went for the coronation chicken sandwiches.

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>>15529030
>scotch egg
>low tier

>haggis
>crap tier

>cornish pasty
>not top tier minimum

>sticky toffee pudding
>not god tier

Whoever assembled this ranking needs to fuck off

>> No.15529147

>>15529030
low tier
>pork pie
>scotch egg
comfy picnic food

crap tier
>kippers, nice for breakfast literally jsut smoked fish
>haggis, nice unless you get the tinned stuff even then not so bad
>steak and kidney pudding, i dont even know why
tastlets

did they ask a bunch of pakis who've never had it? or just went off memes/pictures or names?

>> No.15529149

>>15529097
>>15529124
Coronation chicken is literally chicken swimming in mayo mixed with curry powder LOL.

>> No.15529158

>>15529149
Eh there's more to it than that, like the slivered almonds, raisins, chutney, etc. I'm not saying it isn't something I couldn't make at home, it would just be nice as a to-go food item at convenience stores like it commonly is in the UK. That is pretty much the only time I ever find myself eating chicken salad anyway.

>> No.15529161

>>15525060
haha fucken limey

>> No.15529268

>>15529158
>implying that makes it any better

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>>15529100
yes

>> No.15529371

>>15529030
"Sunday Roast"

Only on Sunday? You poor plebs. We can have that any time we like.

>> No.15529379

>>15529030
Chicken tikka masala.

How fucking pathetic to be eating colony slops, thinking it's so amazingly wonderful. You'll be bathing and shitting in the Thames next.

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Make sure you have vinegar on you at all times when visiting LONDON because you will get acid thrown in your face, its a new and diverse tradition. Also you can dress salads with it.

>> No.15529421

>>15529314
>fish and chips on a sandwich
looks pretty good desu

>> No.15529430

>>15529379
If the millions of Pajeets living in Britain would start bathing and shitting in the Thames as in the Ganges, i would legit die of laughter. This needs to happen kek.

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>>15529421
>chips
where do you see the chips mate ?

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>>15529430
You seem to have the bathing part covered, now just begin pooping. Poop proudly and with a determined level of fierceness.

>> No.15529509

>>15529484
I honestly wonder how a people as dirty as Indians managed to create one of the very best cuisines in the world.

>> No.15529549

All that butthurt from most likely the samefag britfag who has so many soi pictures saved on his computer. Fucking pathetic mate, I thought you guys were good at both dishing and taking the banter. Looks like your banter is actually on par with your food.

>> No.15529605

>>15529509
The climate, unironically. Not many spices grow in Norway.

>> No.15529728

>>15524052

So what does that classify as? A ground meat and ricotta cheese sandwich?

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>>15524052
Thats not Lasagne, that's miced meat and probably cheeze between white breads :D

This is lasagne:

>> No.15529830

>>15529728
>>15529788
it does look as if there's a slice of pasta in the sandwich between the sauce and the cheese, though.

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>>15529430
>>15529484
No need, the Indians learned it from them in the first place.

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>> No.15529886

Can we as a society please make soyposting a capital offense?

>> No.15529917

>>15526076
>cheese: grated

>> No.15530159

>>15529549
This. Hopefully spergtron got banned

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>>15529868

>> No.15530192

>>15525041
no worcester sauce?

>> No.15530202

>>15525041
very based

>> No.15530207

>>15525094
>>15525041
now that's what i call a sarnie!

>> No.15530211

>>15525661
tonnes of food we use spices for, nobhead

>> No.15530217

>>15526000
half the population are on mandy

>> No.15530225

>>15526076
this loser just wants attention

>> No.15530231

>>15530175
Shout out to the British lard marketing board

>> No.15530238

>>15530207
And you calling it that, is proof positive of the utter depths to which you people have sunk and why the rest of the world rightly mocks you for it. From the days of Winston Churchill to the present Boris Johnson, a similar decline.

Enjoy your brexit and that fop with the shitty hair as your "leader".

>> No.15530264

>>15529030
How the FUCK are pork pies, scotch eggs, and toad in the hole below top tier at least?

>> No.15530314

>>15525723
kekd, fucking accurate

>> No.15530323

>>15525528
nah england's the best and the only reason we were taken down a notch was jewish obsession with us (cause we're the best) and pakis/niggers

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>>15525666
>>15527455
>>15528631
>>15530211
Look at all the salty Brits. Maybe next time you should try putting that salt on your food.

>> No.15531415

>>15529030
lmaoing at beef wellington low tier while bacon sandwich god tier

>> No.15531423
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>> No.15531446

>>15528634
He's not upsetting he's just weird and has objectively bad taste.

>> No.15531484
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>>15525156
Cope harder thirdie

>> No.15531492

>>15531423
Thats just sad.

>> No.15531495

>>15524091
God hates anglos.

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>>15529030

>> No.15531531

>>15531284
Any time any insults your food traditions on this board, it is the seething Britcuck. Same with the Do Americans Really? and G*ermoid posters, it is just seething britards mad because their empire is dead, their food is worthless and their banter sucks.

>> No.15531543

>>15525156
>globohomo
>>>/pol/

>> No.15531548

>>15531530
kek

>> No.15531549

>>15525249
He's Welsh. Don't let Wales taint the image of the rest of Britain.

>> No.15531576

>>15529030
There's no way in hell that YouGov names their tiers "God tier" and "crap tier"

These are obviously just made by a random person on 4chan who slapped the YouGov logo on there to make it look reputable

Also there's no way scotch eggs are low tier, scotch eggs are fucking delicious

>> No.15531578

>>15529045
Haggis is Scottish, Scots don't represent Britain

>> No.15531612
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>>15524052
That actually looks like one of the better foods that has come out of bongland.

>> No.15531660

>>15531612
In milk, Canada comes in bags.
In Britain, beans comes in packets.

>> No.15531704

>>15529030
Let me fix that for you.

God tier:
>Fish and chips
>Full English
>Bangers and mash
>Cornish pasty
>Chicken tikka masala
>Scotch egg

Good tier:
>Sunday roast
>Crumpets
>Bacon sandwich
>Welsh rarebit
>Beef Wellington
>Trifle
>Treacle tart
>Jam roly-poly

Okay tier:
>Cottage pie
>Scones
>Victoria sponge
>Bakewell tart
>Banoffee pie
>Battenberg cake
>Spotted dick
>Welsh cakes

Not worth having tier:
>The rest

>> No.15531711

>>15524383
Reminds me of an American chicken salad mixture consisting of mayonaise, dijon mustard, red onion, pepper, and grapes.

I used to make tons of it for river boats.

>> No.15531733

>>15531423
sleep tight, guinea pigger

>> No.15531738

>>15525041
Toast needs more toasting

>>15525094
This is much better. It's even better with some cheese though.

>>15528942
Coping, seething Johnny Foreigner detected.

>> No.15531742

>>15528947
>>15529100
>>15529314
Brit here, never seen mushy peas in a sandwich in my life.

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>>15529379
Chicken tikka masala is objectively delicious, you've clearly never had it.

>> No.15531808

>>15526076
PJW doesn't represent real British people.

Also salmon is really not very tasty.

>>15528634
BASED FELLOW MAGAPEDE

Just kidding, you're cringe.

>> No.15531822

>>15525661
This: >>15525666
Also other curries
Also coronation chicken

>>15531284
The chicken tikka masala guy proved you wrong you fucking moron

>> No.15531825

>>15524361
based

>> No.15531841

>>15531822
>Indian dish
>British
British dishes are jellied eels and black pigs blood cakes for breakfast. You eat everything you can find like Mao era Chinese.

>> No.15531843

>>15531612
>hasn't even buttered her toast
>has 4 fucking slices of toast
0/10

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>>15531841
Chicken tikka masala is British, you moron. Pic related, see place of origin.

>jellied eels
Nobody eats those. It was something that poor East Londoners ate in the 19th / early 20th centuries. Nobody eats that anymore.

>black pigs blood cakes
I've never had black pudding myself. Some people are into it but not me.

Cope and seethe.

>> No.15531879

>>15525088
>>15525106
>>15525123
I thought the Brits were supposed to be able to handle the bantz, clearly not though....yikes....

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>>15531858
Do they teach the brits how to properly read beyond how many bongs are on Big Ben?

>> No.15531882

>>15531578
>Haggis is Scottish,
kek, first reference to it was in England in the 1400s or so. I bet you think "Scotch" eggs were invented in Scotland as well. Mong.

>> No.15531908

>>15526074
Why are you talking about French people? Are you retarded?

>> No.15531911

>>15531530
i love black pudding

>> No.15531956

>>15530192
Do you not mean Worcestershire sauce, rather than Worcester sauce?

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>>15529030
That is the worst chart I've ever seen.

YouGov is a chancre on the nation.

>> No.15531996

>>15531879
>coping and seething at britain
Top lol

>>15531881
>Place of origin
>United Kingdom
Can you read or not? Clearly not, it seems?

>>15531882
Haggis is Scottish you fucking moron.

>>15531973
It obviously isn't really by YouGov because YouGov wouldn't name their tiers "God tier" and "crap tier"

Unless it was just those names that were added by someone else, and maybe the rest of it was done by YouGov, I dunno

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>>15531996
>Take main dish
>Add a little bit more to it
>Claim as your own
The british empire was pathetic. They couldn't produce anything worthwhile so they had to take everything else from everyone and that's left is seething britbongs.
>Also
lmao having to rewrite history fucking coping britfag

>> No.15532085

>>15531996
I think someone made the tiers based on scores.

>> No.15532109

>>15529030
>Faggots
what the fuck even is that?

>> No.15532115

>>15531423
sleep tight mr pig

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>>15531822
>>15531858
>>15531996
Can the english stop pretending tikka masala is anything more than butter chicken that wasn't made in a tandoor? Don't get me wrong, it's delicious, but it's LITERALLY just butter chicken

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>>15531492
retarded pussy bitch
piglets are plenty cute too but you're clearly not crying about them
faggots who pick and choose their meat products are pathetic
you are quite literally a NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO cuck

>> No.15532276

>>15532040
Chicken tikka masala is British, keep coping and keep seething, fucktard

>>15532085
Yeah but I'm saying there's no way that YouGov named their tiers "God tier" and "crap tier", that must have been done by someone else, which makes me doubt whether it's a YouGov survey at all - maybe someone just made the whole image themselves and put the YouGov logo on it

>> No.15532294

>>15532276
That is way too much reasoning for 4chan and I applaud you for trying to bring some culture to these apes.

>> No.15532339

>>15532217
They're similar. Both delicious.

>> No.15532387

>>15532276
I posted a screenshot of the wikipedia article before the brits edited the page you Neanderthal. You brits don't know how to accept reality.

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>> No.15532413

>>15525345
At least post the tutorial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIRnM6s4GNo

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>> No.15532437

>>15529030
>all the good savoury food is shit tier
Who made this mess?

>> No.15532451

>>15532109
You

>> No.15532457

>>15532387
Chicken tikka masala is British, keep coping and keep seething, fucktard.

>> No.15532462

>>15532387
t.seething Indian

>> No.15532481

>>15525291
Biden can't remember his own children, wedding day, or on a bad day his own name, much less which countries he may or may not have had a grudge against at one time.

>> No.15532503
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>>15532109
Brits like to suckle balls in their mouths

>> No.15532509

>>15526076
PJW is literally a professional edgelord

>> No.15532519

>>15529045
Haggis is delicious you pathetic tastelett.

>> No.15532554

>>15532457
>>15532462
Keep coping with your seething you incestuously born retards. The only reason you can shit post is because all the god tier Americans left your failing empire and gifted the world internet. You have to bury your cables because your people are so retarded they'd chew the cables to help deal with their shitty teeth.

>> No.15532562

>>15531530
what with jap cunts and their inability to use marmite correctly.

>> No.15532572

>>15532503
Those are the worst faggots I've ever seen in my entire life

>> No.15532575

>>15532554
Designated

>> No.15532594

>>15532575
Shit house? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZuaFtdKtQ

>> No.15532610

>>15532394
Is that a rock?

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>>15532610
That's a loaf of bread you fucking idiot.

>> No.15532635

>>15532394
Looks like my ex-wife.

>> No.15532651

>>15525600
>But for millennia, Man lived off wheat or rice.
In places waiting to be invaded by people with working teeth maybe.

>> No.15532653

>>15531858
I live in Gillingham, Kent and our high street, back before covid at least, had a place called Eel Pie Island. It's the last place I know that does jellied eels, it's been there at least 20 years and it was still doing pretty good business until recently. I remember when it opened it's a fairly standard greasy spoon other than the site of ancient locals yumming down the grey dog food looking shit that is eels. I honestly don't know hoe they stomach them.

>> No.15532657

>>15531881
Chicken Tikka Masala is British because it doesn't contain the copious amount of faecal matter commonly found in South Asian cuisine

>> No.15532667

>>15531576
>There's no way in hell that YouGov names their tiers "God tier" and "crap tier"

Made me laugh out loud, you are of course correct.

>> No.15532673

>>15532594
We can process sewage?

>> No.15532681

>>15526000
>LSD
food's the last thing you want on LSD, maybe an orange or half a dozen grapes, that's it.
>MDMA
they're all already hopped up on molly, my dude

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>>15532416

>> No.15532818

>>15532503
Whoever made this is a manchild. The heart is just another muscle, making is just like another steak or roast. I routinely add fat and liver to my meatballs for flavor and moisture (respectively) so this makes perfect since. Squeamish toddlers should go back to their happy meals.

>> No.15532913

>>15525661
They "stopped using spice" because of the network.
lets put it like this:
>spice is rare
>spice is then fancy rich people food
>colonialism occurs
>Network established
>Spice is wide spread
>Spice is no longer fancy
>No more emphasis on spice for rich food
>Trickle down food taste occurs.

>> No.15533153

>>15525661
Heavily spiced foods was the high fashion from the middle ages through the 1600's, but in the 1700's, a trend from France focusing on the natural flavors of the ingredients, foregoing varied spices and using more butter, spread to England

>> No.15533432

>>15532226
Its a first world thing, you wouldn't get it.

>> No.15533498

>>15533432
says the nigga living in LA

>> No.15533511

>>15525771
>ten times the sodium
yeah okay, if you like clogged arteries

>> No.15533568

>>15533498
No, but I live in a somewhere where I'm not offended that someone doesn't want to buy a common pet animal to eat and especially a place where if you could it likely is at least butchered for you beforehand.

>> No.15533598

>>15533568
Literally NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO
Meat is meat, you fucking pussy

>> No.15533601

>>15533598
t. starving south american or south east asian.

go eat a pig anus your family has been saving up all month to be able to afford

>> No.15533613

>>15531858
>Chicken tikka masala is British
Rajesh was born in Britain. He is British.

>> No.15533651

>>15532626
Why does it explode?

>> No.15533679

>>15533651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF4N2IM6u9M

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>>15524052

>> No.15533734

>>15533601
Nah, Canuck
I'm just not a pussy
Meat is meat
All you do is justify whiny vegans by picking and choosing one over the other and going OMG MEAN AND ICKY

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>>15533734
>I don't live in the 3rd world where meat is ridiculously expensive
>I live in Canada

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>>15533758
>he fell for the Nunavut prices meme

>> No.15533772

>>15533767
Post the in store prices

>> No.15533777

>>15533734
by internet standards south america is a giant shithole toilet abomination. canada ranks just above that

>> No.15533788

>>15532686
Hehehe...loafas....heh.

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>>15533772
>>15533777
Okay

>> No.15533792

>>15533734
Non-white hands typed this.

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>>15533792
My hands are nasty but they're certainly white

>> No.15533802

>>15533791
I live in Huntsville, ON by the way
Population of 20k, nicely within the snow belt

>> No.15533951

>>15529030
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>chicken tikka masala in mid tier
>not loving haggis and steak & kidney pudding
>scotch eggs not in God-tier
>bubbles n squeak not at least in high tier
it's like you don't have proper crooked teeth and haven't sung "A Mighty Fortress is Our God." I'm a Catholic-raised leaf and I'm more English than you

>> No.15533966

>>15533777
checked and as a Ottawan, ne Sudburian, I would tend to agree. Still would rather be a leaf than a burger though

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>>15533791
>posting deals
Almost got me. I was like "oh those are perfectly reasonable prices" then I looked up on their website myself.

>> No.15533979

>>15533970
This is some next level cope

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>>15533979

>> No.15534001

>>15533992
>meme cut of chicken specifically designed to fuck over tastelets like yourself
whoa you really got me

>> No.15534003

>>15533970
>>15533992
rip
chicken and beef is so expensive in maple syrup land... pork is affordable though. Thankful I wasn't raised Jewish or Muslim.

>> No.15534014

>>15534001
I could start posting Toronto prices if you want.

>> No.15534019

>>15534014
Yes and from a Wal-Mart preferably since that's your level of standards

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>>15534019
Sorry no dice

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>>15534014
try Iqaluit prices lol

>> No.15534035

>>15534025
>eats slop but bitches about prices from the nice grocery store
ok

>> No.15534037

>>15533970
>>15533992
>>15534025
So its true after all... Leaf shills BTFO.

>> No.15534040

>>15534035
I'm posting the same store that you posted...

>> No.15534043

>>15534040
Yes
Which is the nice grocery store
You shop at Walmart
Why are you complaining
Use Wal-Mart prices faggot

>> No.15534046

>>15534037
I don't speak subhuman ESL, sorry

>> No.15534058

>>15529868
Made that the first time last christmas with drippings from the prime rib. Was real good after I topped it with all the juices that leaked from the roast while it rested.

>> No.15534060

>>15534046
Okay Chang.

>> No.15534063

>>15534043
I would have looked at walmart if you posted that originally, you posted the "expensive" place to show off that its not "expensive" to buy meat in canada first then I fact checked you.

>> No.15534071

>>15525400
It is now.

>> No.15534079

>>15534058
IIRC Jamie Oliver made those together with the dude from Jamiroquai.

>shes just a cosmic girl
>living in another galaxy
>dadada

Anyone else who likes Jamiroquai?

>> No.15534148

>>15534032
Frozen hell, is it at least pretty?

>> No.15534238

>>15525528
>Pastries, bread, potatoes, beans, meat, and a little bit of peas?
laborer food, same reason US midwestern cuisine is a cultural wasteland of fried yellow and brown
it was food eaten by the working man to help fuel industry and the habit didn't go away as the years wore on

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>>15524052
>twitter screencap
>omg cursed XD

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Is this exclusively a bong "cuisine" thread?