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Here's your spaghetti bro. Anyone have similar experiences to whatever the fuck this is?

>> No.15527369
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>>15527363

>> No.15527377

>>15527369
...that fucking retarded.

>> No.15527390
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>>15527369
I blame Massimo Bottura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAizxrBpUVA

>> No.15527399

>>15527369
My five year old nephew could be their top chef.

>> No.15527412

>>15527363
Wellllp. I'd get up and leave. It borders on disrespect for the food, and the customer who pays for it. Look at the expression on the face of the guy in the bottom picture. Does he look pleased to be there?

>> No.15527418 [DELETED] 

>>15527399
You ever think about fucking him? I bet his sweet untamed little butthole feels like a hot soft sugar cookie

>> No.15527466

>>15527418
bro

>> No.15527552

>>15527363
Explain. Which restaurant is this? Is this a joke?

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>>15527363
We do things a little different on the coasts sweetie

>> No.15527659

>>15527369
How the fuck do you poach a blueberry?
Are they alive eating grass and you take it from it's habitat?

>> No.15527661

>>15527369
probably the most faggot pretentious shit ive seen

>> No.15527674

>>15527369
If a bunch of faggots walked out of the kitchen and started throwing shit down on my table like that I would get up and walk out regardless of how much food I ordered previously. That's beyond obnoxious.

>> No.15527678

>>15527369
Sure this is pretentious and retarded, but that's not even the worst thing, the combination of flavors in the dessert is atrocious
>blueberry
>strawberry
>coffee
>rum
>vanilla
>white chocolate
>mint

>> No.15527786

>>15527369
how the fuck do you even eat this at the end?
do you just brush up the crumbs into your hand? or go face first onto the plate and lick everything up?

>> No.15527808

>>15527786
>eat

Lmao

>> No.15527995

>>15527363
I once had some friends over for a little party where we did a table read of the Seinfeld 9/11 spec script. For refreshments we made a bucket full of pudding and covered the table in plastic wrap and ladled it out in front of them we gave them forks to eat it with and didn't let them use spoons. We also didn't ask how much they wanted, we'd just scoop more and more and shout "eat it". It was a good party. We had too much pudding so we left the bucket of it out in a park with a sign that said "eat me" and a spoon taped to it.

>> No.15528218

>>15527639
If I was out with a group of friends and they brought that out I'd just get up, pay for what I'd already eaten and leave.

>> No.15528244

>>15527363
I'm more upset about the un-sauced pasta than that shit being served on the table.

>> No.15528257

>>15527995
I was going to try to read this post a second time but decided it was better not to

>> No.15528262

>>15527674
no you wouldn't

>> No.15528264

>>15528218
wow what a bold statement

A true faggot of principle

>> No.15528283

>>15527659
Boy you best be being facetious right now

>> No.15528707

>>15527390
Shut your american uncultured whore mouth when talking about Massimo.

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>>15527995
OUT

>> No.15528752

>>15527390
It seems like he did this just to keep his Japanese chef buddy from an heroing after he dropped a dessert plate. Which is kind of based and storypilled. The rest of them are pure faggotry

>> No.15528823

>>15527363
powerful

>> No.15528878

>>15527639

Watching this literally made me feel nauseous and now I'm burping. How the FUCK can these people eat that? This has got to be from one of those prank tv shows. If this is a real dish in a real restaurant that members of the public asked for and paid for then I am killing myself right now.

>> No.15528939

>>15527678
this

>> No.15529593

>>15528721
I'm assuming it's the part where I had friends that pissed you off

>> No.15529729

>>15528752
nah cute story aside his whole fucking menu is like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJWL8W7bw8

>> No.15529799

>>15527639
Imagine if they actually just served shit like that at one of these meme restraunts. Do you think the mouth breathers who ordered it would even notice