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>> No.15535064

>>15535057
How?

>> No.15535071

>>15535057
>pajeetoid street food
Imagine the hygiene (or lack thereof).

>> No.15535177
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>>15535071
al those extra nutrients that you'd be missing out on otherwise

>> No.15535187

>>15535057
Why?

>> No.15535193
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>>15535064
does he score those goals?

>> No.15535259

>>15535057
Damn... Thats alot of egss..

>> No.15535273

>>15535177
what are any of those things

>> No.15535287
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>>15535273
woman in the background: some asian eating streamer
the dick: that is a raw and probably live geoduck with skin on
the powder/flakes: some spices, maybe chile who knows

here is how youa re supposed to eat that cock clam in reality

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1 hour 45 until /ck/ plays /co/ in the final match of the 4chn winter cup groupstages.after 2 draws we are in the drivers seat. meaning a win or probably any draw sees us though to the top16.

make sure you come around watch and cheer for the lads

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>> No.15535607

45 minutes to go until the final goupstage actuoon of the 4chn winter cup for /ck/
we are about to take on /co/ in a do or die match for our advancement, but our fate lies in our own hands.

if you want to watch check the usual place
https://implyingrigged(dot)info/wiki/Main_Page

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>> No.15535711

>>15535177
I somehow doubt asian women would only eat this thing, given its shape and all.

>> No.15535717

>>15535697
Imagine how much feces you're getting with that

>> No.15535720

>>15535392
Looked good at first but then it became disgusting.

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>>15535711

>> No.15535742

>>15535727
>it even sprays liquid
Well yeah, proves my point.

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>>15535742

>> No.15535765

>>15535717
Indians literally cook with cow shit. They use it the same way humans use wood or charcoal. The authorities tried to ban it a couple years go and food vendors rioted because they thought their customers wouldn't enjoy the new taste.
All of that is to say that if there's shit on his hands, it probably enhances the flavor for his customers.

>> No.15535780

>>15535748
Can they take that? I always thought asian women had tight pussies.

>> No.15535786

>>15535765
Not just with but ON cow shit. There's an Indian bread type which is cooked on the hot ashes of dried cow shit.

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>>15535057
Eight out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

>> No.15535804

>>15535797
Russians are just hopeless.

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>>15535057

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How does he get out?

>> No.15535870

>>15535867
Which Dune adaptation is this from?

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>> No.15535883

>>15535867
Imagine the smell

>> No.15535890

>>15535867
wtf is going on here
>>15535870
based

>> No.15535907

>>15535867
I'm going to need an explanation. It looks like he's just transferring yogurt from one vessel to another in the most inefficient way possible.

>> No.15535969
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SLOPPA

>> No.15536062

>>15535870
I was going to say. Giving off very strong Dune (or maybe Mad Max) vibes.

>> No.15536117

>>15535969
so that's why they never make it into the bathroom

>> No.15536129

>>15535880
>did you really just fucking shot me?
>UNBELIEVAB...

>> No.15536134

>>15535720
just like anything this fat fuck does

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>>15535880
I hope my own death will be this quick

>> No.15536182

>>15535969
ill order 2 pieces of bread that were rubbed on the side of the cauldron

>> No.15536222

>>15535697
>those unwashed poo hands
Hard pass

>> No.15536549

>>15535880
not a hunter
i know some states in burger land bans 5.56 ammo for deer hunting
my question is why
its seems much more humane to shoot lungs or head with something that moves so fast

>> No.15536569

>>15535880
Death to all bow hunters. Don't be an asshole. Use a rifle.

>> No.15536591

>>15536569
Low-t post.

>> No.15537936

bump

>> No.15537967

>>15536569
But why? It looked like a perfect shot, an easy death for the animal, the product being a fine hide and a carcass easily dressed by the butcher.

Elk is wonderful if correctly harvested, as it was here.

>> No.15539268

>>15535720
What is it and who is it?

>> No.15539342

>>15535193
based

>> No.15539353

>>15536222
Unwashed poo hand*
They only use the left

>> No.15539426

>>15536549
Probably more a problem of population density and bullet travel. In Michigan there are zones where only shotguns are allowed because of population density and the propensity for rifle rounds to travel very far. As for whether or not it is a good round, probably, but there are more powerful rifle rounds used for deer hunting.

>> No.15539431

>>15536569
A bow will kill as fast or faster than a bullet.

>> No.15539477

>>15536156
She deserve it.

>> No.15539583

>>15535880
At first I thought the big deer or whatever got spooked from the Lazer, but then I saw the blood pouring, and then he went to bed

>> No.15539625

>>15536549

I'm not an expert, but I think the reason that 5.56 isn't permitted in some states for deer hunting is because the hunting regulations were written decades and decades ago - before the advent/popularization of 5.56

So it's not like they explicitly set out to ban 5.56, the regs were just written at a time when smaller calibers didn't have so much velocity

>> No.15540075

>>15535880
It's crazy that a deer that size can feed a family for 6 months worth of Venison, and yet it's considered somehow inhumane.
I have a friend who's dad exclusively hunts his protein for his family for the year, and usually all it takes is 2 bucks and that's it.

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>> No.15540108

>>15535697
Someone should teach him he doesn't need to constantly dip his hand in

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>>15535057
Am the king! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

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>>15535057

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>>15540527

>> No.15540559

>>15540534
you never had tripe?

>> No.15540560

>>15540527
Ough, cant eat any food that looks like the male genitelalia

>> No.15540578

>>15540560
why are you so insecure, anon?

>> No.15540583

>>15540559
Is that really what whole tripe looks like? Couldn't find anything resembling that on google images. I'm a city dweller so I've only ever seen butchered meat products.

>> No.15540586

>>15540583
It's abomasum

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>>15535797
>the chickenleg in the baggie

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>>15535867
I think that fellow has been dipping into his own supply

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>> No.15540605

>>15540578
Am ok, I just looks terrible, just look at that monstrosity! May be if it was cut up in bite size portions I'll try? Otherwise I will throw up

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>>15536569
Did that dog look like it suffered to you, dumdum?
He never even knew he'd been shot.

>> No.15540643

>>15540612
One good kill doesn't legitimize every occasion that someone has used a bow for hunting. I could probably kill a deer humanely with a javelin if given enough chances. That doesn't make it ethical. The fact is that the likelihood of a humane kill is much higher with a rifle.

>> No.15540648

>>15540527
this kills the garloid

>> No.15540664

>>15540601
that looks fucking horrid.

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>>15535797
>cap screws on backwards

>> No.15540758

>>15540370
>ProlapsedAngus.webm

>> No.15540859

>>15540508
>smokes a cigarette
>half the eggs are undercooked
>filth everywhere
>cleans his "pan" withe the bread of the customers
Unimpressive.

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>>15540508
Doesn't matter how many times I see this. I keep thinking that's a filthy rag at the start but then it turns out to be bread.

>> No.15540872

>>15540598
What the hell is this webm from?

>> No.15540876

>>15535177
is there geoduck porn?

>> No.15540887

>>15540643
You have never use a bow or a rifle let alone hunted with them.
Why do you think you know better than me, a random asshole on 4channel?

There are plenty of very irresponsible retards with rifles out there who "go for a headshot" because they think real life is Call of Duty. I wouldn't be surprised if you're one of them.

Good hunters who know what they're doing will pretty consistently kill their prey with almost no pain or stress at all regardless of their weapon of choice.
I bow hunt, although almost exclusively much smaller game than a deer. I don't take the shot unless I am very confident that I can hit what I'm aiming at. I don't shoot at something I'm not equipped for either.
If I saw some sack of shit shooting field points at a deer I'd break his nose. Most real hunters would.

>> No.15540910

>>15535765
Cooking with dung is pretty common in dry place where you can't get any wood back in the day.

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>>15535607
Too bad I missed it. Just checked the roster, looks like there could be some room for a new player called Fagusea, description "why I season the bull, not my wife".

>> No.15541045

>>15535880
god what a fucking shot that was

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>>15540872
ciao darwin (don't ask me wich edition)
canale 5 mediaset, italy.

>> No.15541222

>>15541126
>0:10
Man, watching it trying to get its bearings while its condition gets worse with every passing moment sure is something.

>> No.15541239

>>15541126
I would be so fucking scared if I was the one filming that. What if he decided to use his last remaining energy to charge you?

>> No.15541423

>>15541126
It's like the animes I watch on the internets

>> No.15541433

>>15540612
all these years ive been eating sliced cheese i had no clue there were cheese deers

>> No.15541477

>>15535057
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15541584

>>15536549
/k/ here, 5.56 is really shit for deer hunting, like pretty much inhumane. 5.56 is good for coyotes and people and not much else as far as shooting living beings goes. Also a lot of states explicitly ban ammo below a certain caliber for hunting, which is mainly designed to ban .22 rimfire for both humane and poaching-related reasons (.22 is quieter than most rifle cartridges so poachers historically used it to hunt on land they don't own or aren't allowed to hunt on). If you wanna hunt deer, get a .243 or a .270 or a .308 or a .30-06 or a .30-30.

>> No.15541586

>>15540685
In Soviet Russia cap screws on you

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>> No.15541634

>>15541045
I have seen the complete video on youtube, the shooter is just some 13 or 14 year old boy. The best bow kill I have ever seen.

>> No.15541879

>>15541186
Italian TV is wonderfully bizarre. Especially those shows.

>> No.15542190

>>15540601
y u do dis?

>> No.15542240

>>15535797
Do Americans really?

>> No.15542318

>>15535890
>>15535907
fat man is scooping it up and putting it in jugs so lil boy can make lassi with it

>> No.15542344

>>15535287
>they even have testicles
The horror.

>> No.15542372

>>15540527
is this a geoduck?

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>>15540598
These truly are the end of times

>> No.15542402

>>15542240
She's Russian.

>> No.15542428

>>15540870
That entire stall, from the diesel fired griddle with egg slop caked on it's fuel tank, to the guy smoking as he cooks, to the food he makes, the walls of the stand, the street he's on... It's all filthy as fuck. Why would the bread be clean?

>> No.15542437

>>15542386
I honestly dont get whats happening in that webm. Some fatfuck eats Spaghetti, the presenters (?) and some scantily clad thot are looking at him without saying a word. I mean okay cool but whats the point?

>> No.15542445

>>15541239
Moose are notoriously nearsighted. I doubt the animal could see the camera position, particularly when it's a zoomed in long shot like this.

>> No.15542462

>>15541617
I wonder if Ramsay can do this, and get the cheese to melt...

>> No.15542479

>>15542402
Who cares if she's Russian?
Answer the question numbnuts: do Americans really?

>> No.15542487

>>15542437
The point is, that they are Italians and the spaghetti dish in question was prepared using an inexpensive bottled sauce from the USA.

>> No.15542497

>>15541126
The fooking spreadeh

>> No.15542501

>>15542479
Why would Americans when the video depicts some some fat Russian whore? Where the fuck do you see a link between a Russian video and America?

>> No.15542519

>>15542501
>Why would Americans when the video depicts some some fat Russian whore?
Why are you asking me, I'm not American.
>Where the fuck do you see a link between a Russian video and America?
Well that's the problem, I want there to be a connection but I currently don't see one. So since no one is providing one, I'll have to go through all the effort to force a connection.
I swear some people.

>> No.15542521

>>15535867
U N I T
N
I
T

>> No.15542529

>>15542519
Now thats schizoposting.

>> No.15542538

>>15542402
Kek, newfag.

>> No.15542557

>>15535867
Probably by flying with his jetpack.

>>15542521
A literal Pakistani Harkonnen.

>> No.15542603

>>15540643
No it's not. People get cocky with a rifle.

>> No.15542636

>>15540601
If tumblr was a hamburger

>> No.15542644

>>15540587
It's Jack isn't it?

>> No.15542662

>>15535727
Why she do this! Very scary ,would not like her to give me oral pleasure

>> No.15542709

>>15541239
Moose have been known to fake death and wait for hunters to walk up so they can gore them.

>> No.15542720

>>15541584
>not using .303 british

dardt?

>> No.15542875

>>15535057
>you will never have mountains of eggs

>> No.15542883

>>15542875
I wonder how many of those eggs are rotten.

>> No.15542894

>>15542883
dont ruin this for me

>> No.15542901

>>15537967
yeah, but for each one of those "perfect shots" there are three deer bleeding to death running with an arrow stuck in their gullets

>> No.15542920

>>15540527
>your mom never loved you enough to prepare her famous dick stew

>> No.15542930

>>15542920
You guys are funny mofos, luv it

>> No.15542934

>>15540587
I bet he's using the same basting bowl and brush on raw and cooked meat

>> No.15542952

>>15542487
and they brought an american to the studio to eat it for peak authenticity

>> No.15542979

>>15541617
>keeps cutting towards his fucking thumb
stopped watching

>> No.15543327

>>15540876
Is there a video of someone eating one that ISN'T porn?

>> No.15543541

>>15536156
>my boyfriend is holding his camera in his mouth he's surely not up to something.

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>>15535057
MALE CHICKS GO BRRRRRR

>> No.15543586

>>15535177
First they eat dogs, now innocent garloids? Chinks aren’t human.

>> No.15543611

>>15535287
>>15535177
Dude, this is a fucking blue board

>> No.15543646

>>15540643
>hurr durr we have to kill it humanely
Just vegetarian or stfu nigger

>> No.15543649

>>15535177
>ywn have your cock spanked and covered in chili flakes and hot sauce by a qt chink streamer
JDIMSA

>> No.15543698

>>15542901
Friend, I worked at a butchershop when I was a teenager in high school. Afternoons, summers and weekends.

We used to do custom game cutting every fall season, and the fucking atrocities we'd get at times were saddening. Deer shot in the ass with a shotgun was a regular thing.

Best hunter of them all, would bring us a perfect carcass every time. All head shots. He happened to be a native Indian fellow, and could hunt whenever he wanted to.

>> No.15543704

>>15542979
Are you that afraid of a little paring knife? Jesus christ dude, man up.

>> No.15543711

>>15543704
>afraid
no, it makes me cringe seeing a retard use a tool incorrectly

>> No.15543715

>>15543698
>Deer shot in the ass with a shotgun was a regular thing.
wouldn't that taint the meat and turn it unusable?
fucking assholes

>> No.15543719

>>15543715
Yes. it turns the entire hind quarters to fucking jello. What a waste.

>> No.15543720

>>15543711
not that anon but you're fucking retarded.
how is that even close to using a tool incorrectly.

>> No.15543729

>>15543711
So you failed to learn a recipe because of "cringe". Man up.

>> No.15543745

>>15535177
Imagine living up to 165 years just to be eaten by a fucking braindead chink.

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>>15543698
>All head shots.
You didn't see the ones he only mangled.

>> No.15543750

>>15543729
>some toasts with melted cheese
>recipe
ok ciaran

>> No.15543755

>>15543747
how do you put croutons on a sandwich?

>> No.15543776

>>15543750
Man up, man up, little boy.
You've gone and soaked up too much soy.
You talk in memes like "cringe" and Karen,
All the while your mind is barren.
Now go outside, outside to play,
The grownups have some more to say.

>> No.15543779

>>15540508
Why is he so mad at the eggs?

>> No.15543788

>>15543776
ok ciaran

>> No.15543795

>>15543779
This is the pajeet version of "Acting like a Boss". You see this especially amongst the Dalit caste, many of whom run the shit tier food stands so often featured on youtube.

>> No.15543822

>>15543795
well that explains those retarded pajeet joker tiktoks they love so much

>> No.15543862

>>15543720
>always put your thumb under the fucking knife
fuck off

>> No.15543866

>>15543729
>that
>a recipe
you must be actually retarded

>> No.15543883

>>15535697
>dip hands in spices
OK not what I would do but not so far
>wash fingers off in the broth/spiced water
OK must be done with--
>dips wet fingers with other spices/gunk on them in a new spice
WHY EVEN HAVE THEM IN LIDDED JARS IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT

>> No.15543893

>>15540910
keyword: back in the day

>> No.15543903

>>15543779
Right! Has zero
Respect for the egg, very upsetting to watch

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>> No.15543947

>>15543795
Pajeets are just weird.

>> No.15543983

>>15543862
>it matters when you're moving the knife at 2 inches a minute and are cutting a fucking crust off
okay faggot

>> No.15543984

>>15543947
Oh they are indeed. Everything is about how they are perceived, not about the substance behind it all. Same as the chinese.

>> No.15544054

>>15543983
seethe on, brianlet

>> No.15544066

>>15535720
It's likely passable until he added the Corona.

>> No.15544102

>>15535057
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.15544120

>>15535057
that looks so shit

>> No.15544158

>>15540081
Now show the next video where he circumcises a gnat

>> No.15544187

>>15535720
Every time I see one of his "throw everything tinned in the pantry in a crockpot and mix with cheap beer" videos, I can only think of how badly it probably reeks and the insane sodium content.

>>15539268
Welcome to /ck/, friend.

>> No.15544219

>>15535870
Lol'd

>> No.15544241

>>15543984
>everything is about how they are perceived
>entire world knows they shit in the street
Yeah well good luck with that.

>> No.15544507

>>15535867
>The spice must flow

>> No.15544612

>>15540598
>France
>Germany
>Poland
>America

>> No.15544653

>>15535392
god I know those hands...

>> No.15544692

>>15540508
Dudes rock worldwide

>> No.15544726

>>15540643
Who cares animals eat each other alive

>> No.15544736

>>15544241
Maybe I should have said, "Personally Perceived". If the Lord of the manner were to fry an egg, this is how, in this guy's mind, he would fry an egg.

>> No.15544863

>>15541584
>shoot deer with ar 15
>falls over dead
>shoot deer with moist nugget
>falls over dead

Caliber doesn't fucking matter. Learn to shoot fuck face.

>> No.15545343
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>>15535057 is trapped behind the eggs and must sell them all in order to escape, but despite a steady stream of customers >>15540870 perpetually replenishes the eggs for all eternity

>> No.15545354

>>15543755
life finds a way

>> No.15545393

>>15540075
>Based bro hunter. Props.
But now make 2 million families do it.

>> No.15545411

>>15541126
Is he gonna be ok ?

>> No.15545717

>>15535969
>>15535867
>>15535057
third world kino

>> No.15545725

>>15535057
post the one that shows the other egg vendor

>> No.15545733

>>15545725
Which one is that?

>> No.15545767

>>15545733
that webm in the op is part of a larger video, at one point the camera shows another egg vendor stand all lonely

>> No.15545802

>>15536156
One time my wife got a box of some fancy ass cupcakes and as we where walking to the car, I looked her right in the eyes and 180ed the box.
She didn't talk to me for a week

>> No.15545885

>>15535797
she looks like the entire adams family

>> No.15546048

>>15545802
Outstanding work

>> No.15546056
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>>15545725
>>15545733

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>> No.15546086

>>15535969
King sloppa

>> No.15546119
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>> No.15546393

>>15546056
Different egg stalls next to oneanother, whats the point?

>> No.15546408

>>15541126
this beautiful big motherfucker had his fine life in a wild, growing for years and years and some virgin human comes and ends his life with some virgin weapon
i hate hunters

>> No.15546411

>>15546408
>i hate hunters
why?

>> No.15546488

>>15540527
that's part of a cow stomach. not the tripe but one of the others. nasty....

>> No.15546519
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>> No.15546535

>>15546393
Same egg stall, they just got so popular they had to open another booth

>> No.15546645

>200 posts, 30 webms

>> No.15546657

>>15535177
Fucking bugmen and their hellish orange sauce they put on everything in these videos. Also why put on flakes then just wash them all off with sauce.

>> No.15546658

>>15540910
Dude in the Old Testament Ezekiel was punished by being made to cook with cow dung. This was like 2600 years ago. It's always been unacceptable.

>> No.15546710

>>15541126
Faggot hunters that need to feel that power trip over killing an animal. Just get meat from the same place as everyone else and leave it to the farmed animals that are killed humanely.

>> No.15546733

>>15546710
this but unironically

>> No.15546735

>>15546710
>farmed animals
>killed humanely
You don't know that.

>> No.15546763

>>15546710
If you care about animals, but want to eat meat, you should go for stuff thats hunted not farm animals.

>Animal lives its natural life in the forest (has offspring etc) then gets shot and dies before realizing that there even is danger nearby
versus
>Animal grows in a small hut, never goes outside, is forced to breed, is seperated from its young at birth, then gets killed by having a human shove a metal thing in its head which crushes its brain with out pain

>> No.15546814

>>15546763
this guy gets it

Also animals in the wild will die a worse death anyway if their not killed by humens. They will either die a slow death from disease or injury or they will be eaten alive by other predators. Being shot is a far better option if you really care about animal suffering

>> No.15546858

>>15535870
Netflix. Vladimir Harkonnen was such an inappropriate stereotype in the original books.

>> No.15546866

>>15540587
It wouldn't look nearly that bad if they didn't completely fuck up the white balance of the camera.

>> No.15546890

>>15542437
They were paid to watch him without saying a word. They are re-evaluating their life choices.

>> No.15546944

>>15540643
The deer doesn't care about your virtue-signalling. At the end of the day, it's still fucking dead.

>> No.15546990

>>15540758
Fucking kek

>> No.15547109

>>15546411
He doesn't know meat comes from animals. He gets it from the grocery store where no animals were harmed.

>> No.15547141

>>15545885
Top shelf

>> No.15547216

>>15540598
do europeans really

>> No.15547366

>>15547216
Yes, we do consider fats (americans) freaks.

>> No.15548159

>>15540583
its a lamb stomach

>> No.15548618

>>15542462
>Ramsay
>Ever melting cheese

>> No.15548985

>>15541584
>5.56 is good for coyotes and people
>and people
w-what

>> No.15549211

>>15540598
Hahahahah perché c'è Bonolis

>> No.15549215

>>15540872
An Italian quiz show that airs on one of the most important channels right before the 8 PM newscast

>> No.15549302

>>15535273
Lol I remember the first time I saw one I was pretty freaked out too. Apparently they're called "Asians" and there's like 15 different types.

>> No.15549324

>>15543586
Finally someone who agrees

>> No.15549341

>>15540596
chef Ding's knife never needs sharpening

>> No.15549356
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>221 posts
>only 39 images

Wtf, why?

>> No.15549368

>>15549356
Mmm--mmust rr-esist

>> No.15549385

>>15540612
Is that a big piece of cheese or he is a little person?

>> No.15549477

>>15541126
Poor dog :(

>> No.15549505

>>15543923
>circumsing their spaghettis
Is this american spaghetti?

>> No.15549534 [DELETED] 

>>15549356
Just remember what they do to kids, and families that want to pull them out of public school for protection.
> no goy, your kids MUST learn about our views on tranny filth and BLM savagery
>and if you dont want this, our media will let everyone know that you should be hated and shunned
there, now its oven-worthy.

>> No.15549537

>>15540508
What dish is he making with the raw eggs?

>> No.15550075

>>15542487
The point is to laugh at him and make the little bougie watching TV feel smart by comparison

>> No.15550953

>>15540598
>>15542437
Isn't that the one where they're trying to not laugh at him, and if they laugh they lose?

>> No.15551047

>>15540370
OH
OH
OH
OH
OH MY GOD

>> No.15551819

>>15549534
Thanks,but I needn't further encouragement

>> No.15551865

>>15536569
rifles b& in my country faggot

>> No.15551924

>>15546519
>whitemeatspin.gif

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>>15545885

>> No.15551972

>>15535287
>>15535177
what is it with asians and their undying love for eating deep sea alien creatures. They are the only people that would look at that fucking cthulu cock and think mmm! just needs some chili flakes, like a half cup of soy sauce and ill just bite into that shit raw and let the fucking rotting bodily fluid spray out of my fucking nose

>> No.15551997

>>15535867
looks like a scene from star wars

>> No.15552021

>>15535867
how did you get this video of me at work?

>> No.15552023

>>15535969
>big mo's sloppa pot

>> No.15552032

>>15540370
what the fugg :D

>> No.15552037

>>15540605
this

ill eat actual human genetalia if you present it nicely and cook it well

>> No.15552045

>>15540601
disgusting but that bun looks really good and visually pleasing as fuck. reminds me of those 'satisfying' videos. all the soaps and sponges and shit they cut up in those videos look very edible

>> No.15552048

>>15540508
>20 seconds in dips his sweaty hairy pajeet belly right in the first customers plate of almost completely raw eggs

>> No.15552200

>>15546658
>comparing brown pagan culture to brown kike culture
not a very strong argument tbqh famalama

>> No.15552214

>>15546119
this one always gets me. just so based. so much time saved making shitty dumpling pleats.

fuck wiggers, fuck kikes, fuck jannies

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>>15536156
NOOOOOOOO

THIS IS A SCRIPTED ASIAN GIF!!!!

THIS VIDEO IS SCRIPTED BY CHINKS IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL THIS VIDEO WAS SET UP TO LOOK FUNNY

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>> No.15552275

>>15535177
>>15535287
>Native only to North America
>Practically impossible to import due to bugmen buying everything
>Harvesting is extremely destructive to the local environment
>Very close to being an endangered species
I fucking hate chinks.

>> No.15552372

>>15546763
Not to mention that a slaughter house is more often then not one of the most inhumane places you can imagen
I could link some videos but that would just make everyone depressed

>> No.15552698

>>15540560
I bet you eat dick all day long faggot

>> No.15552778

>>15548985
It's true.

>> No.15552825

>>15546710
By law it's not allowed to film the animals you get your meat from if you live in USA. Because the meat industry fears that it would put people off from eating meat and lose them money.
Meanwhile there's tons of hunting videos.

Thoughts?

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>>15541617
What is it with these mouth breathers coming up with different ways to make grilled cheese? It's like man children are making a form of art of their own vapidness. This retard really thought that it was a good idea to make this video.

>> No.15553355

>>15552969
welsh rabbit is more worth it for the meme than anything

>> No.15553363

>>15535727
poor thing , with his shape and all there is totally gonna be porn of those.

Imagine living all that long to be tortured like that (they wont feel pleasure) and then being killed and eated by some dumb chink.

>> No.15553518

>>15540601
american having too much food was a complete mistake.

>> No.15553622

>>15552265
AHHHHHH MY PEPPERS!!!!!!

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>>15541126
I work in an ICU.
I fucking pray my own death will be as quick as what that big fella got.

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>>15552265
spice mice

>> No.15554336

>>15549356
>be jewess
>have no KHAZAR MILKERS
Truly a cursed life.

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>>15552265
if you want your food cheap, it's going to be made cheaply. Dunno what people expect when they watch videos like these, get grossed out, yet refuse to spend more than 1 buck for decent spice.

>> No.15554615

>>15554552
If you want to be successful, you have to practice. Endlessly and tirelessly.

>> No.15554621
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>>15549356
>her birthday
Bet you one shiny new Shekel that she was turning thirty when she made this.

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>> No.15554723

>>15535323
The alcoholic general, love that shit.

>> No.15554733

>>15554696
Pretty cool. Looks like an easy meal. Will try

>> No.15554805

MEOW!

Tru egg frens know

>> No.15554918

>>15546408
I'd rather live in paradise and have a 30 second death.

>> No.15554977

>>15545885
Fucking lmao

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>>15552214
He is not making dumpling, Dumplings were made raw, He is eating Peking duck

God you are so stupid

>> No.15555012

Anybody have the webm of a couple of guys working in a fast food chain, when the fryer started a fire, and so, one of the boys tried to extinguish it with water, and then a ball of fire covers all the kitchen?

>> No.15555023

>>15552265
So cute, its like their little playground

>> No.15555030

>>15553654
I wouldn't want to die this way

>> No.15555075

>>15540876
Rule 34

>> No.15555124

>>15535797
Is she literally eating cat food?

>Eight out of 10 cats
Good show tbqh. Already recently I've only seen 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown. I don't know if the main series is still being shown.

>> No.15555182

>>15554598
The cheap industrially made spice is probably a lot cleaner that those "artisanal sun-dried, hand-turned peppers from a genuine Thai farmers market"

>> No.15555190

>>15535880
that's an animal you want to salute. poor guy

>> No.15555249

>>15536549
This guy knows what he's talking about
>>15541584

30-30 is a fantastic deer cartridge, cannot recommend enough, and lever action is kino.

>> No.15555253

>>15535969
Its a poo poo platter

>> No.15555361

>>15553654
lol, retarded birds

>> No.15555366

>>15543755
>>15541617

>> No.15555375

>>15540560
I mean, dick shaft foods are nice -- sausages, bananas, carrots, etc. But foods that both literally look like male genitalia and have the balls included are indeed gross

>> No.15555379

>>15555361
Takes them a bit of time for everything to sink in.

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>>15555379
lmao

>> No.15555439

>>15535969
i bet it tastes delicious.

>> No.15555487

>>15553654
BYYEEEE BYYYEEEEE BIIIIIRD-HIEEEEE

>> No.15555596

>>15555182
I thought hippies bought from local farmers, not foreign stores

>> No.15555614

>>15541126
What kind of arrow does such damage??

>> No.15555636

>>15555614
One that crits.

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>>15535177
>>15535727
>>15535748
>>15536156
Didn’t intend to come to this thread and leave with a desire to pleasure myself to Asians....but it’s that time

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>>15540508
Since this is a WebM thread, here's a WebM of the omelette

>> No.15555711

>>15554621
Soon all line cooks will be replaced with those robots

>> No.15555717

>>15555700
>omelette

more like incompetently scrambled egg

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>>15540601

>> No.15555737

>>15540612
Why does that cheese have hair?

>> No.15555739

>>15535193
eggfort needs to fucking retire
god our memes are stale as fuck

>> No.15555761

>>15535323
hehe who makes this stuff

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>>15546710
>farmed animals
>killed humanely

>> No.15555805

>>15549356
i am confident that i would enjoy receiving oral sex from her

>> No.15555827

>>15554554
i hope there is a homeless person just out of sight

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>> No.15555884

>>15555878
And then they fucked on the floor of the kitchen.

>> No.15555925

>>15554554
If i saw that irl i would legit start giggling and clap like a tard

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>>15540758
Lmao

>> No.15555984

>>15549356
This webm is on par with gore it's so cringe

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The WebM that saved /ck/

>> No.15556148

>>15554990
I dont know what you're talking about they have precooked dumplings at the Grocery store. Just warm up and eat. Keep crying about your peepee duck weeb

>> No.15556301

>>15541584
5.56 does fine with deer.
/k/, hunter, Michigan white tail eater
63gr soft tip Nosler will drop any deer in the continental US with a proper shot.
Secondly.
If you fucked up the first shot, bad on you, but a followup with any semiauto spitting 5.56 will be faster and easier. Period.
Third.
>coyotes and people, not much else
Nogunz having faggot doesn't know shit about hog Hunting.
5.56 hate is from boomers and video game only zoomers who don't know shit about firearms. Inside of 100m, there are very few rounds better for hitting. Living target with. Even 200m with right barrel length and round, it is a God damn nightmare of a little bullet. Fragmentation is a bitch.
But for hunting, soft tips are completely fine on deer.
Also, you ain't /k/, faggot, you never mentioned tying down your durr wife instead of hunting her.

>> No.15556402

>>15555985
Link to the full video?

>> No.15556432

>>15556402
https://youtu.be/C4FosOjZrbY?t=332

>> No.15556457

>>15535880
Elk you fucking urban/foreign scum.

>> No.15556590

>>15555555

>> No.15556648

>>15556457
Oh deer, it looks like we have an internet loser in our hands!

>> No.15556686

>>15556301
63 gr for deer? Fuck off faggot

>> No.15557149

>>15540643
it's not a video game you retard, some people use bows because they can't afford ammo or aren't allowed to own firearms

>> No.15557518

>>15552275
seethe more, the glorious hive requires rich shellfish and deep sea fish for sustenance.

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