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How do I become a BBQ Pit Boy?

>> No.15571562

>>15571548
buy or make a smoker

>> No.15571574

I'm a trans power bottom btw and it matters

>> No.15571704

>>15571548
Don't apologize

>> No.15571710

>>15571548
Grow a beard and go to gay backwoods orgies

>> No.15571717

>>15571548
Make a cigar ash barbecue sauce.

>> No.15571736

>>15571548
I think you have to suck all of them off

>> No.15571742

>>15571736
That's what we call
Pit master privilege!

>> No.15571746

>>15571548
dude on the right is a pretty well known cruiser in Connecticut gay bars btw

>> No.15571747

>>15571746
how do you know...

>> No.15571757

>>15571747
Oh, I don't know, by being in gay bars?

>> No.15571758

>>15571757
wait... you're gay?

>> No.15571760

>>15571717
yeah what the fuck was that shit seriously

>> No.15571767

>>15571758
dude, not sure if this went over your head all this time, but the bbq pit boys, their show, their audience, it's all gay.
this show is SO full of homo dogwhistles, you'd have to be a mongoloid by this point not to have noticed.

>> No.15571775

>>15571767
haha your joking...

>> No.15571791

>mmmmm we're gonna "smoke" some sausage today boys

>> No.15571957

>>15571548
You buy their $20 membership certificate.

https://bbqpitboys.com/products/chapter-certificate

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>>15571767
Is this what they mean by "I'm going down to the house of sausage"?

>> No.15574684

>>15571548
1) Get your BBQ shoes on.

>> No.15574695

>>15571548
>How do I become a BBQ Pit Boy
be white racist homophobic islamophobe chud

>> No.15574707

>>15574684
what are barbecue shoes exactly? this line of the theme song has always left me quite puzzled

>> No.15574713

>>15574707
I suppose it's part of the shoe culture Americans have. You can typically see that in comedy shows or series when they talk about driving shoes, and golf shoes, so I guess some of them have BBQ shoes as well. Probably crocs.

>> No.15574985

>>15571767
shut up

>> No.15574999

>>15571574
no it doesnt
>>15571767
why do retards keep saying this lmao
>>15571548
i remember when i first saw their videos i too was curious on how to start or join a chapter, thinking it was about bbq competitions.
turns out its nothing.

>> No.15575025

>>15574999
>He hasn't seen the pictures

You can literally find pictures of guy on the right in OPs pic sucking cocks. And it's not a look alike. They're 100% a bunch of old gay bears. I personally don't give a shit, but don't deny them being faggots when they are.

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>> No.15575095

>>15575025
why do you care so much about these guys to lie to this extent?

>> No.15575106

>>15575025
stop lying, you fag.

I looked it up and found nothing.

put up of shut up.

show proof.

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>>15575106
>actually looked up an old bearded dude sucking dick
lmao

>> No.15575154

>>15575115
I love it. Every thread you just know some fucking retard is googling bbq pit cock sucker or the like.

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>>15575115
>>15575154
Meh. I've seen far, far worse.

>> No.15575465

>>15575154
That my friend, is a pog champ

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>>15571767

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>>15574999
>>15575106
they actually are gay man, I'm a bottom and I can tell they are. Its like the other anon said, there are TONS of dogwhistles in their channel, and that Airbus they cook out in front of in the middle of the woods? its not for camping, its a bathhouse

>> No.15575973

>>15571548
Another vegan thread.....

>> No.15576026

>>15571548
how do you feel about butt sects. raw late night butt sects.

>> No.15576037

>>15575971
I also get really strong homosexual vibes from them. Does anyone have that comic where they’re presenting their asses to a man? I’m gay btw

>> No.15576046

>>15576026
Just think about them all sitting in a sauna with the meat sweats as they SLAM fuck each other. Every surface covered in sweat, cum, beer and bbq sauce.

>> No.15576057

why do fags have to ruin everything? I swear, even the most innocent shit gets ruined by them

what ever happened to "what two adults in the PRIVACY of their bedroom shouldn't bother you"

>> No.15576059

>>15571767
haha yeah, I totally noticed them yeah haha. What were some of them anyway? There were just so many I cant think of one haha

>> No.15576066

>>15576059
dude....just look at the way they touch each other in the videos...maybe its just because I am gay and can tell, but those guys are more than just "buddies"

>> No.15576075

>>15576059
The thumbs up they're always doing is the youtube friendly version of demonstrating the status of their cocks.

>> No.15576954

you've gotta suck and fuck

>> No.15576958

>>15571574
WE GOT A VEGEMATIC OVER HERE

>> No.15577103

>>15571548
You must dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

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>>15576958

>> No.15577564

>>15571548
more like bottom bitch queer pit boys

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mmmmm Hnnnggmmmm OH yea oh YEAAAAAHHHHH Just smoke that sausage, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it ohhhh uhhhggghg ugh, oh yes, OH YES, oh yes daddy, daddy yess, please SMOKE THAT SAUSAUGE. Oh yes. Put it in my dutch oven, my dutch oven is so ready for your YEASTY FERMENTED sausage. MmmmMmmMMMmMMmmm your ribs taste so good daddy, what's in the sauce? Oh your special sauce? I love your special sauce, could I please have some more daddy, oh hyeshhushshhsss OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD oh yes oh yes daddy please fill me up with your special sauce. It makes me so happy to see your special sauce all over my ribs uh hu uh uh uh uh uh oh uh oh uh uh uh uh oh yes OH YES oh yes please don't stop

>> No.15579140

>>15575971
ok faggot, if there are "TONS of dogwhistles" then name 10 right now, otherwise you're full of shit

>> No.15579163

>>15579140
>He didn't watch their top ten dog whistles episode

>> No.15579173

Everyone knows those beards aren't because they like ZZ Top, they're for catching every last drop of cum

>> No.15579414

>a bunch of old white fat guys with beards who make jingles and cook food on youtube
>Literally not a single female or family member in any video
How the fuck do some people actually think they're straight? Do you think old bearded white men ACTUALLY spend their time cooking meat with other men? Holy shit the delusion

>> No.15579431

whos martha?

>> No.15579475
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15579475

>>15574713
wrong

>> No.15579501

>>15578381
Do anons just have these saved somewhere

>> No.15579503

>>15571548
If you didn't vote for Trump. It's already too late.

>> No.15579523

>>15571742
Fucking topkek

>> No.15579528

>>15579501
its called a text file you fucking ape

>> No.15579531

>>15571767
You never answered the question dude. Are you gay? None of us straight people would notice “gay dog whistles” so we need to know if you’re gay or not

>> No.15579534

Why do I keep coming back to this place
also check em

>> No.15579544

>>15574713
What in the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.15579551

>>15579534
For that warm juicy sausage dripping sauce and the bearded grin staring down at you as you gobble it.

>> No.15579557

>>15571548
1. like beer
2. like boobs
3. like babes
simple as

>> No.15579566

>>15579557
>He doesn't know

>> No.15579569

>>15575971
So let me guess, cooking zucchini and egg plant is a homo dog whistle? How fucking deluded are you that you think everyone is gay? The other guy asked for 10 dog whistles, I’ll ask for 3. Any 3, I’ll wait, this should be good.

>> No.15579579

>>15579569
The pictures are easy to find and makes it irrefutable.

>> No.15579586

I bet the guys in this thread that didn't notice that they are watching a gay show made by old bears also vote trump

>> No.15579590

>>15579569
serious question, are you retarded?

>> No.15579599

>>15571548
fag show

>> No.15579606

>>15579586
How many times a day are you going to keep mentioning that guy? You 2020 election tourists are worse than the last ones.

>> No.15579643

>>15579579
>The pictures are easy to find and makes it irrefutable.
What pictures? If they’re easy to find post them or tell me where to find them. Pathetic lying faggot.

>> No.15579651

>>15579590
Samefag if they’re actually gay and there’s “easily found picture that makes it irrefutable” then fucking prove it fag fucking nigger. Oh wait, you can’t because you’re an intellectual miscarriage. Long walk, short cliff, you know the drill queer.

>> No.15579722

>>15579651
You shouldn't be racist on blue boards anon. That's really childish.

>> No.15579731

>>15579414
> Enjoying the company of female during other activity but sex
Are you gay anon?
Let me guess, your girlfriend is also your "best friend"?

>> No.15579746 [DELETED] 

>>15579722
You shouldn’t make up lies in the internet nigger kike

>> No.15579751

>>15579746
Bye

>> No.15579786

>>15579751
Kys, literally has no evidence to back up your claim. What is it with Fags insisting everyone else is a fag. Just because you were molested as a child and you don’t get along with your dad doesn’t mean that everyone else was.

>> No.15579810

>>15579786
Just search for ahlgren gay porn

>> No.15579916

the bbq pit boys being secretly but apparently obviously gay is a top tier /ck/ meme

>> No.15580221

GONNA SUCK ME A FATTY SAUSAGE
GOT MY COCK SUCKING SHOES ON

>> No.15580228

>>15571548
100% these gaylords have hardcore ass-to-mouth anal sex orgy parties in those woods

>> No.15580241

>>15580228
They always fuck in the bbq pit. Any stray cumshots that hit the hot grill are known as "sizzlers" and get a mandatory thumbs up from everyone present.

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>>15579528
not him dont know why this made me laugh so hard

>> No.15581201

>>15571548
as an actual homo, they're whole vibe screams "we blow each other in the woods"

>> No.15581294

>>15580228
Libruls have disgusting and broken minds.

>> No.15581306 [DELETED] 

>>15579722
checked, get that racismo outta here you niggers