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>cashier recognizes you and remembers your order
>never go back there again

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>>15613139

>> No.15613143

>cashier constantly chats with you at length as if you're buddies
>overwhelming urge never to come back
>come back anyway because i'm not a fucking pussy

>> No.15613145

>>15613139
>that'll be $15.72
>t-thanks y-you too

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>liquor store guy remembers me
>"hey big man how are you" every time i walk in
>mentally prepared for death
god DAMNIT LEAVE ME ALONE

>> No.15613156

>cashier recognizes me as degenerate alcoholic who always comes in with borderline withdrawals
>tfw I stopped caring a long time ago

>> No.15613157

>>15613139
Whats wrong with that, you could be friends with him/her

>> No.15613159

>>15613141
>1 minute later

cringe

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>>15613139
>go to hole in the wall mexican place.
>always order the same thing.
>put my order on the menu with my name
>put my picture on the wall
>always greet me by name
>remember me even when I have been away for months.
feels good man!

>> No.15613185

>>15613168
Do they call you 3-for-free?

>> No.15613235

>>15613168
Sorry to tell you bruv but they're using you for advertisement. If you're happy they get good money especially if you're fat/obese/spare truck tyre

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>Order pizza from Dominos
>Delivery guy says "hey man I haven't seen you in a while!"
>I order so much that they probably all know me
>mfw

>> No.15613246

>they all know me by name
>Know most of theirs
>most of them give me the friends and families discount
>Even on things they aren't supposed to, like booze
I got a bottle of nice bourbon and a cup of soup for less then the bourbon retailed for last week.
Feels Good Man.
Shame I'm probably getting fired from my job down the block from em tomorrow

>> No.15613252

Now that bars are closed the only people who know me are the weed delivery people and I'm trying to quit.

>> No.15613256

>>15613139
>>15613141
>one minute apart
>14 posts yet only 13 unique IPs
>super newfaggy image that no sane oldfag would've used here past maybe 2008
Yeah. Gonna have to claim this a reddit zone.

>> No.15613294

>OH MY GOD
>I SEE YOU HERE ALL THE TIME WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US A REVIEW ON YELP
never went back there again

>> No.15613325

>>15613139
https://voca.ro/1nQfIgXdHbGk

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>>15613139
>Closest thing to an attractive girl at grocery store starts being chatty with me and referring to me by name
>One day complains to me that some 60 year old dude keeps hitting on her and buying her gifts and shit
>Jokingly suggest that I'd take care of him for her
>Giggles and agrees and hands me my receipt
>Never see her again

>> No.15613340

This is the dumbest shit.
Bring a regular is the best. They're happy to see you (or fake happy, who cares) you get great service, they know what you want if you have a usual, sometimes you even get free shit or service that isn't standard.
I used to go to this Indian place and order curry spicier than most of the regulars. Pretty quickly they started pouring me my own pitcher of water since I drank so much of it.
Comfy as hell.

>> No.15613347

>go to little family run restaurant/cafe everyday on the way to work amd sometimes after work
>usually get coffee and sausage buttie or burger after work, depends what I've eaten
>cute cashier always says hello to me and that's pretty much it
>goes on for about 2 or 3 months
>get few days off, time to relax
>don't go there during time off and don't leave the house other than shopping
>go in again after time off before work for usual coffee and buttie
>"oh hey Anon, haven't seen you in a few days, we missed you"
>lie and tell them had a couple days off because of sore back
>finishes up the order then chats to me about fuck knows whilst I'm waiting for coffee
>"see you after work Anon, I'll have a nice burger ready for you later"
>say thanks and go about my day
>finish work and go straight home
>never return after that
>fast forward few months
>out shopping and bump into the cashier there
>starts asking why I stopped going in, all of us really miss you
>lie once again and told her I went to prison for theft and grievous bodily harm
>goes pretty quiet but says I should come in and chill with them again
>never go there
>about week later bump into the owner
>asks the same question as cashier did, lie again and tell him I was visiting relatives down south
I cycle past the place everyday from work so they must of known I was lying, why go months barely talking then suddenly I'm like the owners best drinking buddy. Fuck you why would they say they missed me when they don't even know me. Why are they interested with my whereabouts when I disappear, fucking know they'll follow. Owner certainly knew I was lying and I still go past everyday on my bike, why would they want to know now? Someone must have told them somethimg

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>>15613156
>go to dispensary for dudeweedlmao cause im an insomniac junkie who can only fall asleep high as shit on indica
>faggot stoner at the counter wont shut the fuck up cause he sees me every 4 days

>> No.15613359

>>15613347
What are you so paranoid about?

>> No.15613365

>heh. heh. so you uh. so you come here every day after work or somethin'? heh. heh.
yes, i come here every day after work
but not anymore because you put me off

>> No.15613372

>>15613340
>they know what you want if you have a usual
If you weren't a fucking RETARD you'd understand this is the biggest problem because now you don't want to be rude by throwing them off when you order something else thus being pressured into ordering something you don't want or god forbid they ask what was wrong the last time you wanted to change it now. Christ you're stupid dude. Can't believe you'd even make such an asinine post and be super smug about it like DUUUURRR I KNOW WAT IM TALKING BOUT CUZ HUUURRRR I NEVER EVER WANNA ORDUUUUUUUURRRRRRR SOMETIN NEEEEEWW DUUUUUUUUUUUUU*FAAARTS*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUURRRRRRRR

>> No.15613374

>>15613340
Weirdly the only time it didn't bother me was when I was a regular at an Indian place. The only reason I stopped going was because I moved away.

>> No.15613383

>>15613359
Because they suddenly want to know where I've been after not seeing them for 3 days, I'm not a regular like the drinkers or owners friends and they didn't talk to me. Most of the time tt was the cute cashier, other times was this older looking guy but they both said hello and thats it, no small talk now suddenly it's like I blocked them on facebook or something. They don't know anything about me nor asked so why suddenly now after months? Who does that? Tell me

>> No.15613391

>>15613327
She got raped to death anon and you let it happen.

>> No.15613392

>cashier doesn't recognise you
>but you recognize the cashier

>> No.15613393

>>15613372
What kind of pansy can't say "Nah, I'm gonna try something different today" and then the waitress gets real impressed abs deffo wants to suck your domg.

>> No.15613398

The most off-putting is when they try to slip in 'recommendations' with the fake small talk, obviously trying to nudge you to spend more. I hightail it outta there the second this happens.

>> No.15613406

>>15613383
Yeah good point

>> No.15613423

>>15613347

anon, are you sure you dont have paranoid schizophrenia. christ.

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>>15613139
>cashier recognizes you and gets your order wrong
>It is safe to return
I go to this coffee shop at the same time every day, seven days a week, for a year.
"Regular latte, no sugar thanks"
>Two sugars?
>how many sugars did you want?
>we have small, medium and large coffee
>skim milk?
>was that all?
*fumbles with EFTPOS while I'm holding out cash*

>> No.15613444

>see someone you knew in highschool.

>> No.15613449

>>15613139
This actually was my push to stop eating fast food and make food at home instead.

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>>15613139
>We can't go here anymore
>we're too famous

>> No.15613466

>>15613139
>buy 6 energy drinks at gas station
>have to make "haha" casual smalltalk over it

fuck off

>> No.15613468

>>15613372
i feel like someone smart would be able to squeeze past that reaaaal EZ
>mmm no feeling adventurous today how about this instead :)

>> No.15613477

If I get antagonized again by the grocery gestapo I'm leaving my $200 cart there and walking out.

>> No.15613481

>>15613423
If someone, your meighbor example who doesn't talk other than hello suddenly wants to know why you haven't been doing what you're supposed to and where you've been? It'd be pretty weird, it is weird. What do I hold that they want? They dont know where I live I think bit I haven't seen any of them around my road

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>>15613444
>someone from your high school comes while you are eating alone

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>>15613444
>see someone you used to LAN with 10 years later working in a GameStop

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>>15613444
>Cute girl who used to have a crush on me in HS worked behind the counter at a Rite-Aid after we graduated
>Always would be happy to see and talk to me
>Constantly badgered me about getting my driver's license which I didn't get until I was fucking 23
>One day asks for my number, before changing her mind halfway through the conversation and telling me that she has my Mom's number and she'll just get if from her

It's like she was shit-testing me and telling me that I might be dateable if I wasn't a neet manchild faggot.

>> No.15613512

>>15613481
This is your brain on 4channel.

>> No.15613519

>>15613481
I'm not joking or memeing when I say this, but please take your meds anon please

>> No.15613525

>>15613519
Taking meds is for the weak, push through until you become God

>> No.15613527

>>15613525
okay thats pretty based but my delusions are far lower than the desires of god

>> No.15613546

>>15613519
Fuck off, you know what they do. Ends up killing you quicker to get rid of you, you become a liability. They make you try to normalise but it wont work. Also they give uncomfortable shits, I dont want them

>> No.15613564

>>15613481
have you even been so far as to decide who do look like?

>> No.15613589

>>15613527
Yeah t.b.h I think you're being a bit paranoid but meds are terrible and you should never put faith in them or the people who prescribe them

>> No.15613601

>>15613589
oh sorry i wasnt him im just another paranoid schizo
i have my lid on a bit more tight but the pressure is rising

>> No.15613646

>>15613589
I dont take meds, never prescribed because the doctors dont need me unless I break bones or serious injury, I've no need long as I'm left alone, they dont live on my road i think
>>15613601
This knows whats up, but they are dping something not just paranoia. They dont need to talk just give me my fucking food fuck I could easily burn the place down too but a fox lives near

>> No.15613664

>cashier from one restaurant I order from starts working at different place I go to
>she doesn't recognize me

>> No.15613675

>>15613664
If you wanted a prostitute you have to pay more.

>> No.15613683

check out girl who's half you age calls you 'hon' or 'honey'. So comfy bros

>> No.15613693

>>15613683
>So comfy bros
That's why she does it

>> No.15613699

>>15613340
>cashier remembers me
>ask for my regular
>they don't know what that is

>> No.15613742

>>15613347
God you are a fucking autist

>> No.15613743

>>15613246
what did u do or not do, anon?

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>>15613646
>burning down a gas station because someone showed consideration for you
>changing your mind at the last minute because a fox will be displaced from it's borough by the fire
I'm thinking based

>> No.15613754

>>15613383
>>15613347
at first i thought you were the asshole but now i realize its the cafe people
tell them to mind their own business

>> No.15613761

>>15613383
>Who does that? Tell me
Normal people who dont have piss jugs, cum jars and dont post on southeast asian basket weaving forums

>> No.15613770

Shit do we have legit schitzos in the thread?

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>>15613761
>cum jars
If you know you know

>> No.15613800

>>15613743
Fucked up a work order, undercharged a customer by like ~$60. Money that I personally repaid the next day. He wants me to be in on my day off to 'talk'. Fun fun fuckin fun.

>> No.15613811

Imagine being such a beta. I used it as an opportunity to chat with the qt cashier. If I wasn't dating someone right now I'd ask her to go on a date with me

>> No.15613834

>>15613761
Fuck off you glowie, may be normal but their intentons aren't. Do you go up to strangers and ask where they've been the past week, what you a fucking police officer uphold the law piece of wanker? You don't know them so why the fuck are you interrogating them? And I found out one of the bar people live on the next road to me, i cant
>>15613800
Lettuce know how you get on

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>>15613770

>> No.15613843

>>15613800
digits say youll be fine
tell them to pay you for your time coming in on day off
if i lived near you id beat his fuckin ass for you
let me know if i can help bro

>> No.15614045

>>15613834
Lol unironically take your meds
If you dont have any have some prescribed for you
How are you still alive? Lmao

>> No.15614053

>>15613439
Who is this qt?

>> No.15614087

>>15614053
isn't it the chick that played ginny weasley

>> No.15614167

>>15614087
She is very pretty
I really hope that's not period blood

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>not autistic
>order different shit all the time
>go to more than one establishment
>life is great

>> No.15614484

>>15614167
>includes breasts in photo
>stares dead at the camera
>dark pupils in a bright room
>hair oily, no self-awareness
>seeks attention with gimmicks
>lack of facial lines, suggesting that dead-pan look is a default
>hides bags under eyes with makeup
That is ASPD

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>>15613139
>make friends with the baker
>offers to sell me freshly milled flour at a lower price
Don't be a spastic

>> No.15614552

>>15613754
>>15613383
I worked in an ice cream parlor for like a year and a half, and no one comes into an ice cream parlor very often. Yet we got to know 'regulars' even though they only came there every 10 days or so.
The owner of the place was a family friend so I saw him a lot and got to know a bit of the small-restaurant owner's mind. They really do think of their customers a lot. If you come in even once a month they'll remember you.
It makes sense, if you think about it. People are probably the most memorable of all things. Our brains are made to remember people.

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>>15614524

>> No.15614677

>>15613646
Tell me more about this fox

>> No.15614699

>>15614484
And you wonder why girls don't like you

>> No.15614721

>21 years old
>go to buy some wine to make spaghetti sauce
>cashier checks my ID and comments "cutting it kind of close" as if I were some degenerate looking to become inebriated
made me a bit mad

>> No.15614743

>>15614721
Cashier probably thought it was so pathetic that you were buying wine to make spaghetti sauce instead of to get drunk with your bros that it had to be a lie

>> No.15614761

>>15613834
You have actual problems my dude. That is not normal or rational thinking.

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>>15613152
>"The usual?"
At least I don't get ID'd anymore

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>>15613139

>> No.15615059

>>15614524
this. getting to know the people who run businesses is good. when the owner of a nearby deli decided to move away and sell the property, he gave me a direct line to his providers. I now buy great quality olive oil and sausages in bulk every couple of months.

>> No.15615117

>>15614721
>spaghetti sauce

>> No.15615667

>>15613444
>You don't remember them at all
>They remember everything about you

>> No.15615741

>>15613235
>using you for advertisement
don't care, and not fat.

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>>15613347
such a shitty person, you are.

>> No.15615789

>>15613347
>lie once again and told her I went to prison for theft and grievous bodily harm
im dying

>> No.15615793

>>15613256
OP constantly posting autistic threads because he can't handle human interaction and I have been here since 2007

>> No.15615807

>>15614053
whore #4billion

>> No.15615876

>>15615117
Spaghetty oh’s

>> No.15615887

>>15615755
>such a shitty person
I think that's a bit much, he obviously has some mental problems judging by the posts, kinda sad really.

>> No.15615895

>>15613374
Did you say good bye at least?

>> No.15615902

>walk into restaurant
>heya how are you doing, shrimp take away?
>nah feeling like something else today, anything you'd recommend?
>oh you should try the xyz that's pretty good
>sure lets do that
>beer while you wait for your order to finish, on the house?
>my man!

stop being so fucking autistic if someone in the service industry actually acts nice to you

>> No.15615909

>visit a shop tri-weekly or more for a year
>only ever get to nodding terms with the shop worker
>feel like chatting, maybe becoming friends
>never do
I wonder if he feels the same

>> No.15616094

>>15613347
>>lie once again and told her I went to prison for theft and grievous bodily harm
absolutely based

>> No.15616100

>Guy at local liqour store recognizes me
>Own it
>Now have a chill buddy at the liqour store

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>>15613683
>mfw remembering the cute repeat customer at my old job who was 2.5x my age that called me hun

>> No.15616192

>>15613646
you should cover the fox in gasoline and set it on fire. but, only after you whisper your secrets, close, into its ear (and rub it's belly). the fox is a good boy and will fix everything.

>> No.15616225

>>15614552
They dont know me though. If they had eventually made small talk throughout months it wouldn't be bad but they never made conversation, other than hello and goodbye, not including when they say the price and stuff. Then suddenly I'm gone and they wamt to know where I was at 12:46. Plus you had family friend which makes it easier
>>15614677
Regular fox, slightly bigger than average, with 3 maybe 4 babies. Will come into my garden sometimes and I leave decent food waste for them so they always got something. Some neighbor stole my food bin them I ended up burning it
>>15615755
You posted a yoda so that tells me you're not the haha guy you're the nervous hehe ha guy

>> No.15616250

>>15616192
You retarded it sorts things out as normal no need for fire. You better not be that guy down the road because he complains about the animals for no reason, I will fucking beat you

>> No.15616525

I have the opposite problem.
>work at some place and interact with dozens to 100+ people a day
>somebody I vaguely remember seeing like 3 times before acts like I should know them personally
Why are people like this?

>> No.15616601

>>15613811
Gtfo normalfag

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>>15616225
>>15616250
Jesus christ
>>15616525
I don't know, probably something to do with their ego or something

>> No.15616751

>>15613372
This is the insecurity that keeps neets in their basements. They belong there of course, but here, in the wild, is a prime example. This idiot will undoubtedly die of hot pocket poisoning one day.

>> No.15616756

wtf I'm a "regular" at a couple places and they treat me like ass. I have my go-to restaurant and see the same girl there every time and she doesn't say a word. Same with the cashier at the grocery store I go to. As a matter of fact, no one talks to me ever and that's not a recent covid thing either. Hell, the damn homeless crazy guy who hangs out in the parking lot outside of the restaurant I go to (yes, it's in a shitty part of town) dodges me. I noticed because I thought it was weird how the first time I walked past the guy, there were people walking in front of me that he was hitting up for money and when I got to him, he looked right past me. It's like I'm bruce willis from that one movie or something idk

>> No.15616778

>>15613834
>>15613843
You know, hearing some anonymous strangers on 4chan wish me luck shouldn't have helped me feel better, but it really really did. Thanks, bros.

I still have my job, btw. I think he realized he was being a mondo dickhead.

>> No.15616800

>>15616756
Maybe you've got a bad case of whatever Ted Cruz has. Not resting bitch face, more like slimy piece of shit face? Not that you're necessarily a slimy piece of shit (though posting on 4chan isn't a good sign.)

>> No.15616881

>>15616756
>>15616800
Or he has some odd or bad smell, or the clothes he wears look odd. What kind of clothes do you wear?
>>15616778
>I still have my job
That's good to hear fren

>> No.15617038

>>15613439
Maybe they fancy you and you make them blush and be autistic around you

>> No.15617095

>>15613139
whenever I see these threads, I feel glad that I am not quite this autistic and asocial yet

>> No.15617101

>>15616756
maybe you just give off "asocial guy who really wants to be left alone" vibes all the time?

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>>15613139
>Be me
>17 at the time
>It was thanksgiving break or the day after thanksgiving
>I got fired from my job earlier that month so I had a lot of free time and spent the entire morning playing vidya and slept for the rest of the day
>my parents were going out for the night and left money for me for dinner
>I decided to go to McDonalds because I was starving when I woke up
>I decided to get a twenty piece and a large fry
>this one hoodrat from my school was working that night
>I got up to the window to pay
>I saw him laughing his ass off
>I got super insecure and mad that he was gonna tell everybody about my order
>Every time I came to McDonalds after that night and I saw that he was working id stay safe and just get a cheeseburger and a small fry

Another story for when I worked at Subway
>It was late June or early July
>Lunch rushes sucked dick
>On sundays there was this couple, the church kind
>They would order an extra meat sandwich, everything on it, oil and vinegar and they did the whole “one side has this topping” shit
>they did this every sunday.

>> No.15617188

>>15617101
I wish I could give off vibes like that. I'm stuck with "friendly approachable dad" vibes (not even a dad or married) so every service motherfucker wants to chat me up and my mom raised me too politely so I can't help but reciprocate it even though inside I'm screaming for them to go away. Kids also love to approach me and invite me to play with them and I also have a hard time getting them to go away. I'm 6 ft tall with a shaved head and beard and hardly smile, but somehow I can't get people to back the fuck off.

>> No.15617480

>>15613834
745 88 9 10-

>> No.15617487

>>15613139
go at a different time and different day of the week
and different year

>> No.15617654

>>15617188
>Kids also love to approach me and invite me to play with them and I also have a hard time getting them to go away.
I'll bet.
Jokes aside my friends in HS would always say I look serious and had a scowl, but were always shocked I was cheerful once the ice was broken. The best thing I ever learned was becoming the one to break the ice rather than being a mute waiting to be activated.

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>guy recognizes me and is happy to see me
>makes a comment to me and I appreciate it
>but suddenly this makes it awkward the next time I order
>I never see him again

jeez, I hope they didn't fire him for being overly friendly with a customer.

>> No.15617703

>go to place with my friend all the time
>eat chat leave
>repeat
>go there alone one day
>where's your friend?
Kinda fun being a package deal.

>> No.15617877

>>15613139
I thought only I am autistic enough to have this mindset.

>> No.15617902

I don't know, I'm kind of scared when the cashier will start to recognize that I buy two bottles of overpriced porter beer and drink it alone every week.

>> No.15617924

>>15617902
>two bottles of beer every week
lol i go to 3 different liquor stores to hide the fact that I drink 6 bottles of whiskey every week

>> No.15617950

>>15617924
yeah, that sounds reasonable. I might do that too when I up my game.

>> No.15618027

>>15617902
dude, 2 bottles per week is nothing, especially if it's a nice porter and not some shitty malt liquor
no one's going to judge you

>> No.15618111

>>15616778
God bless you, anon!

>> No.15618196

>>15615902
I cringed reading that, good job.

>> No.15618377

>>15613139
faggot, fuck you kys bitch ass no one cares

>> No.15618406

>>15617924
I try to go at the same time to flex on the cashier. That's right wagie. I'm here crushing buckets of booze while you stand behind the counter for $8/hr... mad?

>> No.15619262

>>15613325
Baseddddd

>> No.15619271

>>15615667
this is my problem. it's not my fault i'm more memorable than you fuck

>> No.15619586
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>Customer comes in regularly
>Starts requesting his "usual"
>Deliberately act like I don't know his usual order so he has to spell it out each time
I refused to acknowledge his ego trip and I fucking loved it.

>> No.15619642

Why is Chipotle the place all the alt girls work? They always remember my order to, never more self conscious in my life. I had to have a rotation.

>> No.15619670

>>15619586
>I fucking loved it.
I don't understand what you get out of it, please explain

>> No.15619697

>>15613372
>Expectation anxiety and lazy friendliness
this guy eats and being a regular anywhere is retarded the service always goes down because they know you won't complain

>> No.15619714

>>15619586
This is good, I like this.

>> No.15619732

>>15616756
if you want a honest answer post face

>> No.15619737

You would think socially retarded people like you would ENJOY being able to mumble "my usual" instead of actually having to speak to people.

>> No.15619763

>>15619737
Socially retarded people just want to get by unnoticed because the idea of someone remembering you puts a lot of pressure on the idea that they'll remember all the socially retarded shit you do and probably laugh about it in private.

t. social retard

>> No.15619778

>>15613325
>https://voca.ro/1nQfIgXdHbGk
based drunk vocaro poster

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>>15613477
>grocery gestapo

>> No.15620011

>>15619737
>>15619763
To add on to this, which I find interesting from you both, anti-social behaviour kind of means to me that you don't want to be seen or heard beyond the most superficial interaction. So an anti-social might shoot the shit about the weather with you, but they don't a deeper interaction that is based off interactions you've had before. that cause them anxiety

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>>15613444
This happened to me back in high school:
>at friend's place for LAN party
>go out for dinner, decide on Subway
>girl behind the counter says hi and addresses me by name
>I have no clue who she is
>hesitantly say hello back
>she says "You don't know who I am, do you?"
>respond "No, I don't"
>she says "I'm in your social studies class. I sit next to you actually"
>have to awkwardly stand there and spend the next several minutes telling her how to make my sandwich

It was my birthday too, and it totally threw me for a loop considering how serious my anxiety was back in those days. Also she sat diagonally in front of me, not next to me, so all I ever saw was the back of her head. Can you blame me for not recognizing her?

Apparently a nearly identical incident took place when I was out with my dad and sister at roughly the same time in my life, but I have no memory of it.

>> No.15620087
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15620087

>be line cook
>make a spicy chicken sandwich on a saturday
>next saturday I get a lunchtime order for two spicy chicken sandwiches
>saturday after that I get it again
>notice I have a regular that really likes this sandwich and always orders two on saturdays
>this continues for a few months until I stop getting scheduled on saturdays
>some time later I notice I haven't gotten the regular's order in a while
>coworker tells me the regular doesn't want to order the spicy chicken sandwich anymore because it used to be good
>tfw I actually made a regular customer and my mongoloid coworkers pissed them off

I wanted to say don't be afraid of being a regular because people like me appreciate you, but as you can tell from my story, not everyone is like me. Still, try to stay hopeful that maybe the staff warms up to you and tries to take care of you.

>> No.15620127

>>15613350
Weed's usually cheaper if you buy it in a larger quantity. And then you're at the dispensary less. Unless you're going from broke to buying weed every 4 days, then I guess you have another problem.

>> No.15620138

>order iced coffee, mcdouble, and 4 piece mcnuggets every day while in school
>the same cute girl is there for most orders
>"so you just get the same order every day huh?"
never again

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>>15620127
>Unless you're going from broke to buying weed every 4 days, then I guess you have another problem.
H-haha

>> No.15620347

>>15615667
I once perceived a change in my timeline by experiencing it's ripple effect that reminds me of this.
>recognized someone who I knew at one time
>cant recall name
>at the exact same time the other person experienced the same emotion
>doesn't know my name
>Lock eyes
>awkward greeting
>can't hear their name
>they don't hear mine
>Have the most incredibly painful conversation;
>nothing in common
>no acquaintances
>no reason for knowing each other
>unable to properly say 'good bye anon!'
Neither of us could agree on how we'd met, and, without knowing each others names and just dropped it at that. We used to see each other sometimes, same club. We'd take turns pretending the other didn't exist.
That was before covid, might be dead for all I know.

>> No.15620366

>>15613372
Youre a fucking weiner who cannot into social interaction

>> No.15620395

>>15613391
Hahaha, this. Should have beaten him half to death and bred her

>> No.15620445

>>15620347
That's why my policy when I vaguely recognize someone is always the same: ignore, ignore, ignore.

>> No.15620528

>>15613139
>Be handsome
>Order mcdonald's every morning in new town I moved to
>Cut hair and shave face
>"Wow sir you look so different"
I'm getting laid

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>>15620528
>run the drive thru
>told frequently I have a radio/tv voice

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>>15613139
>Go to same restaurant almost every week for several years in a row
>Owner/staff still treats you like an anonymous person each and everytime

>> No.15620593

>>15620560
that's wild dude, there's this website i post on for like 6 hours a day minimum and everybody there treats me like i'm an anonymous person too. same shit i guess.

>> No.15620598

>>15620593
oh hey man it's you, glad to see you posting tonight, hopefully see you again tomorrow! :)

>> No.15620605

Hi Anonymous glad you could make it tonight

>> No.15620645

>>15620554
I've been paid that compliment too. I have to assume it's hard to get onto a radio/tv show job.

>> No.15620667

>>15620645
reminds me we had a semi-regular who sounded like he spoke for a living and eventually we asked him and he was in fact a local newscaster, always got a grilled chicken sammy

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15620677

>>15613139
The lady at Moe's figured out steak wrong dougs were my favorite item, which they are, but I also like to try different things or get a burrito or something. But every time she would try to guess my order and at surprised if I didn't get it.

>> No.15621102

>>15619586
>>15619670
what fucking ego trip? the guy just didn't want to spell it out every time
imagine being filled with such petty malice. Is this the only small joy the eternal wagie gets out of his job?

>> No.15621122

>>15621102
People with little or no control over their lives will try to wrest it back in any way they can. I don't mean that in a judgmental sense, because I know exactly what it's like. Being a wagie is not a good feeling, you're utterly powerless and you know there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.15621139

>>15613235
You really believe the shit you read here? Really?

>> No.15621161

>>15613347
Laughed out loud.

>> No.15621164

>>15613340
This. I had a little family restaurant that I used to go to every morning for breakfast before work in my previous town. I always showed up at the same time like clockwork because it was on my way to work. I always had the same thing and tipped well. After a short while they had my order and table waiting for me every morning. No wait, just sit down eat, place money on table and leave. I fucking loved it.

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15621223

shop in the same grocery store every second day, for years.
>Hello
Hello
>good day
you too

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>>15613444
Haha! I had this happen. Preppy girl that used to bully me all the time in HS. She was a real bitch that thought she was queen shit. I was just a loner, middling guy..not a loser but not popular. 10 years later return to home town for funeral of an old friend. I am very successful by any metric by this time and it shows. Nice car, bespoke suit, good watch, etc. She is working cashier at a Walmart. Looked her dead in the eyes the whole time I made her ring my shit up....
Felt so fucking good.

>> No.15621252

>>15614743
>>15614721
The cashier is probably used to just looking at the year, but when she saw yours the year matched the cutoff date, so she had a mental stumble and had to check month/day. She was talking more to herself than to you.

>> No.15621315

this thread reeks of autistic underage faggots

>> No.15621398

>>15621315
Dilate

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>>15613139
hey im usually on pol. whats going on in here? what my next board should be?

>> No.15621433

>>15621233
She was probably into you mate.
Women neg whenever they like someone when they're young and dumb.

>> No.15621447

>>15621398
dilate what? your dads stinking vagina?

>> No.15621449

>>15621447
stay mad tranny faggot

>> No.15621464

>>15613834
>walk into a diner you're a regular at
>"Hey anon. Doin well?"
>You nod.
>Don't go back there for a few days, sick or whatever
>People notice your absence
>You walk in one day. Back from your leave it absence.
>"Hey anon. Where were you?"
>Instead of responding, you sperg out.

>> No.15621472 [DELETED] 

>>15621464
fuck you nigger

>> No.15621493

I know this feel but at the liquor store. They call me by my first name, and more than a few times theyve had new or temporary workers usually around the holiday season and if they ask for ID the people who know me will chime in and say “he’s good.”

Thankfully I’ve just started on meds that are pretty harsh on the liver so I literally have to almost completely cut down on drinking

>> No.15621531

>>15621493
what meds anon? you good?

>> No.15621536

>>15621531

Methotrexate, its a chemotherapy drug but in small doses is widely used for psoriasis which I was diagnosed with recently but even in the smaller dose I still needed blood tests and shit to make sure my body could handle it.

>> No.15621601

>>15621102
This guy gets it >>15621122
I was a miserable wagie with university debt and wasn't working in my desired field at the time. Sure it was a petty thing to do but I didn't like the guy saying "give me my usual" and expecting me to remember. The wagie is the one who asks if they want their usual, not the customer.
>The customer is always right
no.

>> No.15621611
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15621611

>Match with cashier at my local shop on tinder
>We go on a date and she ends up back at mine
>We drink and smoke so I can't ejaculate during sex
>she leaves awkwardly
>never go back to my local shop and instead go out of my way to pick up my shopping close to work

>> No.15621669

>>15620315
No judgment, apologies for pointing it out.

>> No.15621801
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15621801

>everyone I ever met remembers everything about me
>tfw I'm so shit with faces that I almost never remember any of them
>they all remember me as that 6'6" dude that played 5 sports, was smart af and had a bright future.
Tfw I'm now a fat neet loser who's never got a job and even the dumbest, ugliest mfs I met in school have passed me in social standing

>> No.15621815

>>15619778

I'm not drunk you giga hyper faggot. Speech impediment.

>> No.15621833

>>15613139
>buy egg nog at store around new year's
>muslim store owner asks me what alcohol people drink with it; tell him rum
>buy tonic water from same store
>same guy asks me what alcohol people drink with it, tell him gin
>stop shopping there because the muslim guy probably thinks i'm an alcoholic

>> No.15621874

>>15621833
>Caring about the opinion of literal sub-humans
ngmi

>> No.15622012

>>15621833
You should never have started shopping there because you shouldn't be giving those types of people business anon

>> No.15622190

>>15613347
>>lie once again and told her I went to prison for theft and grievous bodily harm
Lost

>> No.15622344

>>15621669
I should point out I'm not this guy, >>15613350 my reason is epilepsy. When I got a new dealer I smoked more, but when I was smoking alot my seizures were reduced qiite a bit. That was my hangup because I'd gone month without it because I was saving money and they came back, and I dont want to die and leave my little siblings behind, they need me. Had my last joint last night and wont smoke for a monrh now, because I think my seizures are more under control and no money. Thank you for pointing it out though, made me think more about it, and that other guy is basically me.

>> No.15622350

>>15620560
>Owner/staff still treats you like an anonymous person each and everytime
They're trying to respect your space and privacy. I bet they would be happy to speak with you if you wanted.

>> No.15622371

>>15613139
>go to same store 2-3 times a week
>store has high turn over rate
>never get recognized

>> No.15622384

>>15613139
>waitress remembers my order
>been a regular there for a few years
>let things slip
>now i'm just hassled about once a month for being single

>coworker is a woman about my age
>let things slip before i realize she's a snake
>likes to rub her family life in my face
>sideways remarks about 'finding me a wife' despite knowing im a piece of shit
>tried to set me up with her fuckup cousin
luckily the cousin adamantly refused

>fareway employs only retards, grammas, and high school girls
>when i approach the checkout area all the high school girls suddenly go on break
>2 of the grammas pretend to like me though and are very professional

I could understand if I acted overtly creepy. I just wanna get in, get out, and not chitchat
i need online grocery ordering to come to my city

>> No.15622415

>>15613811
>taking a $10/hr cashier on a date
simp. no disrespect but a bird like that has very low standards. netflix at your place plus some cocktails is all you need

>> No.15622421

imgoodwhataboutyou
imgoodwhataboutyou
imgoodwhataboutyou
imgoodwhataboutyou

>> No.15622423

>>15613439
That's period blood isn't it. Roasties are fucking crazy.

>> No.15622441

>>15613139
this young mullatto at starbucks used to get real chatty with me. she'd always use my name and not only lean out of the window to chat at the drivethru, if i came inside she'd walk around while i was waiting for my drink and chat. pretty forward and pushy for a girl.

i quit going to that location for a while, then the pandemic happened and i haven't seen her since. i assume a lot of retail employees like her used that Federal unemployment boost ($2400+ cash per month) to get their life in order and quit retail for good

>> No.15622442
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>>15613156
i know this feeling i stopped going to different stores for vodka because i dont care nomore

>> No.15622448

>>15622371
based

>> No.15622451
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15622451

local pizzeria types in my order before i even say hi

I go there every tuesday and friday, and i even alternate two different pizzas. also fiber pizza crust.

>> No.15622464

>>15620560
I'm guessing you're a shitty tipper? I don't overtip but when picking up a to-go order I religiously give $1-3 and I think they appreciate it? or maybe everyone tips and gets the same cordial overly friendly treatment

>> No.15622483

>go to circle k high as shit in the middle of the night
>go up to cashier with my shit
>hey man you come here so often we should give you a job haha!
>r-really?
>ha nah just joking man you'll need to talk to the manager for that
>don't go back for a few months because it has a high turnover and he'll probably be gone by then

>> No.15622484

>>15620528
>get $1 McDonald's coffee black most mornings Mon-Fri 8:30am before work
>this McDonald's is wildly busy
>no chance they remember me
>do not go for like a week or so
>go back, order $1 coffee
>window to pay
>employees at both windows "HEY, HE'S BACK"
literally never go to McDonald's ever again

>> No.15622488

>>15622484
>Going to mcdonalds to get black coffee instead of making some yourself at home
Yeah no wonder they remember you you're a complete weirdo

>> No.15622493

>>15621233
Why were you at Walmart? Why would a preppy (rich) girl end up working there? Sounds like a bullshit fantasy to me.

>> No.15622494

>>15622384
>i need online grocery ordering to come to my city
>you don't have it? Start it yourself, offer to neighbors to go for them for a few dollars.

>> No.15622501

>>15613477
kek
>"is this any good?"
>"what are you making with this?"
>"oh that's a good deal on these"
>"these are so good, my favorite"
for the love of God please just ring me up

>> No.15622503

>>15622484
McDonald's coffee is shit. Rather have truck stop coffee 2bh.

>> No.15622532

>>15616756
That sounds amazing.

>> No.15622548

I have always been an outcast loser turd type my entire life. I am so conditioned to being ignored and unwanted that it is very emotionally distressing when people pretend otherwise.
Don't they understand that the gigantic man with resting rapist face is supposed to be left alone?

>> No.15622551

>>15622548
>rapist face
are you a nigger or jew?

>> No.15622555

>>15622421
Anon, how're you now?

>> No.15622568

>>15621464
>>"Hey anon. Where were you?"
>>Instead of responding, you sperg out.
Have you read his posts? Dude is clearly not right in the head and got paranoid.
>>15622484
I get that it's very convenient, but even still just make your own in the morning, doesn't take long.

>> No.15622579
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>>15622494
fuckin brilliant m8

>> No.15622587

>>15622551
no im a germanic with a very large angry skull

>> No.15622608

>>15622464
>tipping a to-go order
fucking why?

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>>15622587
....so a jew

>> No.15622779

>>15622722
I'm not a fucking jew

>> No.15623226

>>15622779
Post nose

>> No.15623229

The Starbucks drive-thru barista asking “So what are your plans today?” while you’re trapped in your car is so unnecessary. My plans the rest of the day — nothing. Thanks for reminding me I’m a no-life loser and the highlight of my day is a comfy flat white espresso drink while listening to some talk radio on the commute to and from home.

>> No.15623270

>>15622012
Not really avoidable where I live.

>> No.15623279

>>15623229
She was asking you out, autismo.

>> No.15623289

>>15613325
fucking based

>> No.15623298

>>15613156
>tfw the liquor store employee knows every time I relapse

>> No.15623341

>>15620560
I'd prefer that.

>> No.15623392

>>15613244
The only thing you did wrong was order from Dominos.

>> No.15623533
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>kfc has an offer for 11 tenders at 7 euros every tuesday
>buy 22 tenders
>qt cashier gives me a weird look
>got insecure but didn't give a fuck a few second later
>next tuesday
>buy again 22 tenders
>again qt on counter
>gave me a look but nothing else
>thought about it for the next couple of hours
>next tuesday
>qt again
>got nervous so I got on the phone like if I was discussing with other person if they wanted tenders or not
>order 11 due to shame
>stay hungry
>next tuesday
>don't see qt
>order 22 tenders
>qt is the one giving the orders
>she says we(assuming I share it with others) eat alot
>intended to say yeah and laugh in a cool fashion
>autism.exe
>says YEAH in a loud voice
>eyes wide open
>I got out and ate them all
>next tuesday
>go in the afternoon so qt doesn't see me
>order and eat 22 tenders successfully
>spent 2 days shitting yellow and throwing up due to eating kfc constantly
>never again to kfc
I am eating the same large pizza 2 days a week now instead so I'll how long it takes them to recognize me since I change the days or till my stomach gets killed

>> No.15623566

>>15623533
Really, I can't relate to this at all. I'm from the central valley of California, literally no one judges your tendie count out here. You must live in some posh, snobby city.

>> No.15623597

>>15620087
What’s your recipe for a spicy chicken sandwich?

>> No.15623616

>>15613139
has happened to me at a few chinese restaurants. thankfully, my new regular place has a stoic cashier who makes no small talk

>> No.15623630

>>15613372
you are based

>> No.15623631

>>15623566
>You must live in some posh, snobby city
France, small city, not snobby and posh as paris but french are french

>> No.15623641

>>15613505
what's that got to do with mj on the wizards?

>> No.15623697

It's funny, most of you are so judgemental, yet you're all afraid of basic social interactions with people who you would consider to be intellectually inferior.

>> No.15623731

>>15623697
you are being very judgemental with that post. I bet you either have sub 6 inch wrists or are overweight

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>>15613139
>Liquor store employees start giving you recommendations and refer to you on a first name basis
>you don't remember ever giving them your name or handing them your credit card

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>rotate liquor stores weekly out of embarrassment of drinking problem
>still considered their best customer

>> No.15624235

>>15623279
No, they have to say that small talk shit. Headquarters forces them to engage with customers.

>> No.15624376

>>15623229
The power move is rolling your window right up when they try to small talk.

>> No.15624410

>>15624001
I do the same. One of the stores in my rota (or 5 or 6) is maybe the biggest liquor store in the country, every time without fail I ALWAYS get the exact same old man asian cashier

>> No.15624562

>>15623597
chicken breast marinated with reaper sauce grilled on the charbroiler, topped with pepperjack, bacon, and onion straws, drizzled with chipotle ranch

>> No.15624579

>>15613139
Autistic

>> No.15624619

>>15613770
We have a lot of people with mental illnesses on this site.

>> No.15624706

>>15621611
Guess she just.. didn’t want to cum? Or were you just not concerned w/ her “experience”?

>> No.15624743

>>15613325
underrated

>> No.15624850

>>15613834
Blue Dachau 183 22 53 1095

>> No.15624873

>>15613139
>go to ampm to get 3 pack of steel reserve
>fat mexican cashier asks me how my brother is doing
>tell him he died, too much vodka

very awkward

>> No.15624890

i dont know this feel, all the old lady cashiers at the wendys i stop at for breakfast know my name and greet me nicely and sometimes they give me coupons for free frosty's

it's a good feel

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15624891

>>15623641
Because the term wizard is a long-running internet slang for an old virgin. I also use pictures of the wizards from LOTR and The Hobbit to avatarfag with when making posts about the times I fucked it up with girls.

>> No.15625188

>>15613325
get out of here louis

>> No.15625214

>>15623631
>French
They must make fun of you to no end in their minds, if not to your face

>> No.15625380

ITT people mistake bad sales tactics for genuine concern

>> No.15625449

>>15613770
I am always conscious of becoming a regular at places and I rotate the stores and places I go to so that I never become a regular anywhere. I am not sure why I do not want to be known as a regular. I used to rationalize it as being shy/introverted but as I grew older my shyness faded and I have no problem talking to people, etc. I think I just don't like the idea of someone I don't know well being aware of my schedule or habits. Is this a paranoid schizo trait or do I just have a bit of tism?

>> No.15626052

>>15625449
>Is this a paranoid schizo trait or do I just have a bit of tism?
No that just sound like autism, the other guy was going to burn a restaurant down because a cashier talked to them. Judging by his posts he sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic.

>> No.15626067

>>15613350
just buy weed by the 1/4 or 1/2 ounce. should last you a month or two.
if not then you're smoking too much and need to cut back.
t.weed here is $25/g so gotta make that shit last

>> No.15626082

>>15613340
This.
Especially when it comes to bars.
They give free beers, fucked up orders, experimental cocktails and the "here's half a glass on the house, we just finished a keg and didnt have enough for a full one" all the time.
In the bar where I work at, normal customers get 30mL shots in their drinks but regulars get triple shots.

>> No.15626083

>>15613139
McDonaldsfag here. They tell us to go the extra mile and remember customers' orders.

>> No.15626091

>>15622415
they make $20/hr my dude, not to mention they get 10 or 20% discount on everything in the store.
if you're gunna date a minimum wage girl they're almost the best pick, along with
>girl who works at liquor store
or
>girl who works for a cheap hostel/hotel chain (free accomodation nation-wide makes travel cheap)

>> No.15626165

>>15613325
Top tier have a (You)

>> No.15626227
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15626227

>go to restaurant
>only go maybe once or twice a month tops
>cashier I've seen like 3 times recognizes me and my order
>starts talking to me about what I do in my spare time
>asks if I've got plans later
The fuck dude, I ain't homo. The cat Hoodie was just a fucking gift.

>> No.15626229

>>15613340
>>15613374
For awhile I regularly ordered Indian food from one spot. They would throw in free dessert and mango pickle (which I loved but eventually stopped ordering, due to the price, they just kept putting it in). So I stop ordering for awhile because I decide to start eating better and spending less on food. My roommate decides to order after this stint and from the other room I hear THE DELIVERY DRIVER ASK IF I WAS OK.

>> No.15626249

>>15626227
nah you a homo

>> No.15626261

>>15626091
Cashiers don't make $20/hr even at whole foods. Very few of them do and they're not the ones you'd wanna date, they're the old ones.

>> No.15626275

>>15623533
22 tenders is a fuckin lot anon. Do you eat that all at once? you've gotta be a sizeable fella

>> No.15626305

>>15624562
Mmm sounds good.

>> No.15626320

>>15616756
teach me your ways
I just want to be left alone, fuck everyone

>> No.15626816

>>15621601
For real though, fuck customers who act like they own the place because of the money they spend. "This place'd go outta business if I weren't here every day, hyuck hyuck."

If the owner gets super friendly and familiar with you, that's his call. The free extra bacon he gives you does not make me your personal attendant or friend.

>> No.15626986

>>15617182
Were you fat or something? I’m skinny to average and I love surprising people when I order huge quantities of food.

>> No.15627079

>>15626275
I eat 11 fast with no problem, either being hungry or not hungry, the rest I eat then slowly as night passes

>> No.15627246

>>15627079
You should probably have something other than tenders after the first 11. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that they're small, but even 11 sounds like a lot for one meal.

>> No.15627545

>>15613152
Oh god mine just automatically calls out Dubra? And i always say yes.

>> No.15627552

>>15626816
the nature of your job makes you my personal attendant. best do what the fuck you're told wagie

>> No.15627865

>>15613325
I swear that sounds like fucking sam hyde wtf. Is that you sam?

>> No.15627924

>>15613139
as a kid i went to this patisserie place every wednesday that also sells subs or however you say it in english, and after a while all I had to say was "the usual" and they got my sub ready for me
it's comfy

>> No.15627935

>>15627865
pitch is different

>> No.15628344

>>15627552
That's care workers, not front of house

>> No.15628405

>live in chinky nation
>9 times out of 10 no one will say anything to me because they're not getting paid to act like they know me
>occasionally buy shit from some old people neighborhood store
>old fuck at the counter decides to strike up a conversation with me in moon language
>nod and say yup, take my shit and get out

>> No.15628661

>>15621102
It is incredibly presumptuous and egotistical to presume that someone will remember you and your exact order.