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Please help /ck/ what the fuck is this and what does it represent. Is it a Passover charachter like veggie tales or IDK.

Please help. I tried looking for it for a while and my family did too. We all struck out. Cookie itself is pretty tasty.

>> No.15625694
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It's Marty the robot, a dumb, expensive, useless piece of shit that a lot of grocery stores are starting to employ in their stores.
It roves around the store, detects anything on the floor, like a crumb or a piece of paper,then it stops, starts flashing lights, announces "danger! Hazard detected!" And then all the wagies have to stop what they're doing and clean it up. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a roving vacuum like a roomba.

>> No.15625705

>>15625694
Are you serious?

>> No.15625763

>>15625694
>Costs $35,000
Holy shit

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>>15625705
100% serious
https://mashable.com/article/stop-and-shop-marty-robots/

>> No.15625815

>>15625694
We are all having a glass of wine in your honor my friend! You’re a fucking gentleman. That robot is creepy as fuck I hate when he approaches me.

Our best guess was a nail that got pounded into jesus’s hand on the cross. Godspeed friend.

>> No.15625831

MARTY THE CRUCIFIX STAKE

HAPPY EASTER GOY

>> No.15625880

>>15625675
>>15625694
>>15625774

why the fuck is he on a cookie

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>>15625675
>>15625815
>>15625880
OP WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING COOKIE? GO THE FUCK ON

>> No.15625924

>>15625903
At the store bakery. They were on sale (I’m sure they didn’t sell many because who knows what the fuck that is except our friend in post 3 ITT.) They are good quality shortbread. Would be good with a cup of tea (biscuity)

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>>15625924
Post #2*

>> No.15625936

>>15625694
I want to knock it over so bad

>> No.15625940

>>15625694
Are they water proof? If I were to dump my bottle of water on it could I wreck 35000$ worth of garbage?

>> No.15625949

>>15625694
Imagine how satisfying it would be to beat that robot and it’s designer with a tire iron

>> No.15625956

>>15625949
The one at our store diesent have google eyes and the blue lights for eyes make it feel much more like a terminator.

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>>15625880
This. Is it his birthday!?

>> No.15626020

>>15625880
>>15625963
It steals jobs so the jews are marketing it as a likeable dibby character

>> No.15626034

>>15625694
I hate this timeline.

>> No.15626081

>>15626034
Yeah, there sure have been a lot of fuckin twists.

>> No.15626195

>>15625815
Glad to help anon. Cheers

>> No.15626257

>>15625694
looked this up and it's fucking hilarious. It does literally nothing but terrify costumers. Must be another useless con from silicon valley tech start ups like juicero and theranos