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>Just take a shit in my mouth

>> No.15636282

>>15636276
lol

>> No.15636294
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>> No.15636295

if you want to clean it out, do you have to use an enema?

>> No.15636303

>>15636295
A cleaning brush is provided with each purchase

>> No.15636333
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>>15636294
Everytime

>> No.15636361

>>15636294
>uhm...? how do you call that bit?
>The conservatives.

>> No.15636668

>>15636361
Did you mean The Aristocrats?

>> No.15636700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

>> No.15636712
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What did he mean by this?

>> No.15636723

By Allah all millenials shall be struck with lightning

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>>15636276
Is it a superpower that I can tell when a guy's gay by their smile? Because that guy 100% sucks dick. Probably pretty good at it too.

>> No.15636847

>>15636712
he looks at those the way I look at dicks before I suck them
t. a trump supporter

>> No.15636863

>>15636847
epic, upvoted

>> No.15636993

Is it that hard to cry an egg Jesus Christy

>> No.15637012

What happens if I stick my dick in it while it's on?

>> No.15637029

>>15636847
Millenials were a mistake

>> No.15637036

>>15637012
It would be very painful

>> No.15637091

>>15637036
For you

>> No.15637134

>the guy even has gay earrings
jesus, they don't try to be subtle about these things anymore are they

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>>15636294
My toilet looks like that several times a week sadly

>> No.15638303

>>15636712
Gee Bill, how come your mom let's you eat two egg sausages?

>> No.15638314

>>15637163
That guy is based, I don't care what anyone says.

>> No.15638319

>>15637163
Absolute unit

>> No.15638616

>>15636361
Nah those people are Californian leftoids that do this to spite conservatives.

>> No.15638649

>>15637163
Honestly, that guy must have impressive muscle and bone strength to support that heft. I'm mirin.

>> No.15638775

>>15636276
>>15636294
>thank you master

>> No.15639114

>>15636791
Sorry anon, but it is laughably obvious that that cunt is a faggot for the ages. No real powers needed to know that.
Now, if you were able to pinpoint how many minutes elapsed between when the video was recorded and when he swallowed the last load... Then you'd be onto something.

>> No.15639572

Lol these shit eaters

>> No.15639818

>>15638649
He probably ground down knees, though.

>> No.15639879

>>15636294
There was this place around the corner from me that did pretty sick bbq/burgers/wings. It was insanely good value and you'd get this crate of sauce on the table with all these different vinegar or cream or tomato based sauces and marinates to dress the meat with. We'd go once a week as date night as it was in walking distance and it was cheap so we'd get loaded. After a while it started to be less about ridiculous amounts of burnt meat on a metal tray and more about ridiculous amounts of meat as novelty challenges. Like film yourself eating 10 8oz patties for our insta. Eventually it got really fucking weird, like chicken wings served by the fire extinguisher and bbq meat, salad and fries piled in a trash can. We stopped going because I'm a cheap ass and can't resist value and my girlfriend was getting embarrassed. Like why would I order a regular burger and fries for 8.99 when for 10.99 I can get the doughnut fried chicken quad burger quad chicken double fries challenge meal? Walking home with half of this shit in my pocket, her refusing to talk to me, bad scene.

The very last time we went was a year or so later and they'd changed again. Now it was a fairly decent burger/bbq place where for 4.99 you'd get a straight up cheese burger and skinny fries on a tray. They had all the hallmarks of a hipster joint, smaller portions, pickle on a stick, brioche buns, halloumi fries, ton of red cabbage in finely diced coleslaw. The worst thing though is that the bbq went from being monstrous main portions to being tiny side dishes or burger toppings at 4.99 making it a pointless two or three bite thing.