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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>the fish you're about to cook picks its head up from the counter, says your name, and begs not to be cooked

>> No.15636976

>>15636937
that's called mescaline.

>> No.15637069

>>15636937
if he doesn't offer you wishes just go ahead and cook him

>> No.15637112
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>>15636937

>> No.15637114

>>15637112
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
SUCK ME ON THE PENIS

>> No.15637115

>>15637069
I think this is a slav story I remember. The fish asked not to be caught though

>> No.15637123

>>15636937
Today fish called OP a Fag

>> No.15637132

>>15637115
yeah, can't remember the whole story anymore. I don't think the fish was actually magical though.

>> No.15637258

>>15636937
So I'm having sashimi.

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>> No.15637481
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>tulpa starts screaming at you for attention again while you're trying to chop vegetables

>> No.15637490

>>15637114
Lmao

>> No.15637963

>>15636937
>who the fuck told you that
*bangs fish head on table*

>> No.15637967

>>15637132
I think the fish was magical

>> No.15638001

>>15637967
the moral was either "don't trust shit that's too good to be true" because the fish wasn't magical and tricked the fisherman into letting him go or "don't immediately dismiss what others tell you" because the fish was actually magical but the fisherman killed him anyway.

>> No.15638139

>>15636937
I wouldn't be able to cook him. I'd take him back to where he wanted to go and let him free. I'm such a sucker.

>> No.15638292

>>15636937
>slowly press the knife against neck
>fish makes high pitched noises
>''SCREAM BITCH, SCREAM LOUDER''
>Coworker looks at me funny
>''YOU WANT SUM TOO?''

>> No.15638326

>>15637481
>just ignore her
>she won't stop screaming

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>>15636937
raise a pet fish :)

>> No.15638680

>>15638001
Either way the story goes, that fisherman is fucked

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>> No.15638694

>>15638292
Based Ragusa poster

>> No.15638869

>>15637307
/thread
was gonna post this

>> No.15639273

>>15637481
Who's tulpa?

>> No.15639278

>>15639273
Yours of course.

>> No.15639290

>>15639278
What?

>> No.15639314

>>15639290
A tulpa is basically an imaginary friend for lonely people.

>> No.15639322

>>15639314
"Lonely people" is putting it mildly.

>> No.15639333

>>15639314
I'm completely lost now, what does that have to do with cooking vegetables?

>> No.15639334

>>15636937
I’ll let it live but it’ll become my pet and has to get mouth fucked at least once a day. What would the fish say to that?

>> No.15639344

>>15639334
Also I will one day butcher it once it starts to show its age and shits shitting itself while its sucking me.
Actually before that I’ll breed it. Yaaaas little Loli fish to molest mmmm oh fuck yes I’m set for life. Who the fuck needs a human roastie when you can just cum in prime fish everyday.

>> No.15639346

>>15639333
If you read >>15637481 again, he's saying he's being bothered/annoyed because his tulpa is distracting him from chopping vegetables.

>> No.15639366

>>15639346
So an imaginary being is distracting him? Do you not tune it out? And why is it called tulpa? Sounds stupid

>> No.15639386

>>15639366
>Do you not tune it out?
Not me but good luck telling a schizo or dedicated retard to stop.
>And why is it called tulpa?
I dunno, google it. Tulpas are like hardcore imaginary friends, it takes a lot of focus and practicing to trick your brain to see something that isn't there. Training your brain could only work if you were really dedicated, so I doubt telling them to just "tune it out" would work.

>> No.15639415

>>15639386
>t takes a lot of focus and practicing to trick your brain to see something that isn't there. Training your brain could only work if you were really dedicated
So it isn't something brought about randomly, they make it themselves? Jesus fuck why induce hallucinations? That's a very slippery slope they're walking if they truly work it like that, you'll end up being diagnosed as mentally ill by doctors worst case. Fuck

>> No.15639427

>>15639415
Now you're getting it. This is the place where people hone and glorify the most depraved parts of the human psyche. No reason delusions and hallucinations would be any different. Enjoy your stay!

>> No.15639441

>>15639415
>Jesus fuck why induce hallucinations?
Some people really wish their waifus were real, anon.

>> No.15639452

i still remember glossing over that balamb garden copypasta on /v/
only because i wasn't into FF as a kid

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>>15638326
>that reference